Has anyone actually seen her movies?
>>215192620>Has anyone actually seen her boobies?
>>215192620are you some kind of faggot? /s
>>215192620I saw the one where she had sex with a black guy. Also Madam Web
>>215192620Define movieI have jacked off to ai videos of her
>>215192620I have seen Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, which is her only appearance on screen that I have seen. So, to answer your question: Yes, technically.
>>215192620I saw Eden at Monday Mystery Movie one week. Had no idea it was her because I'd never seen her face more than briefly in a thumbnail. Wasn't nearly as ugly as normally is. Hated the movie because it had smoking and that other ugly cunt but it was nice seeing her brutally killed This cunt is so fucking UGLY
>>215192620yeah men. i saw "Anyone but you" in the cinema
>>215192620No, but I saw her nude scenes multiple times.
>>215192620I watched Anyone But You when I was housesitting a few months ago
I really liked Voyeurs
>>215192736nice donut
>>215192815i bet her donut is pretty nice too
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>>215192620Nope I just looked up her nude scenes and jerked off to them
I've masturbated to the sex scenes from her movies, yes.Especially that one with the apartment across the street from each other and her boyfriend has to watch her bouncing on someone else's dick right before he gets killed
>>215192620I don't watch any movies I am deaf and blind I just come here to shit post.
>>215192620Clearly not seeing as her movies keep flopping. Sydney is box office poison>Madame WebFLOP>ImmaculateFLOP>Echo ValleyStreaming FLOP>EdenFLOP>AmericanaFLOP>ChristyYou guessed it, she has another FLOP coming
>>215193132what if she likes to flop around
I kinda enjoyed The White Lotussecond season was the best tho
>>215192620movies?
>>215192620Her movies are woke and political
>be young Sydney Sweeney>suburban living room LARPing as a boardroom>binder full of softcore Vogue spreads>“I’m leaning into post-white femininity”>dad: “these are just thirst traps”>“no dad, they’re mythic surrender cues”>talks about McBling-to-bbc submission pipeline>says she’s at 89% BVI (built for bbc vibe index) alignment>“I’m not hot, I’m symbolically optimized”>wants to be the vessel for cultural collapse>mom: “is this that snowbunny thing your agent levi talked about?”>“no mom it’s PHENOTYPE UTILIZATION”>financial projections: $12M by 25>says TikTok already primed the masses>calls Smith-Mundt Act reversal a ritual unlock>“I’m not chasing fame, I’m volunteering as tribute”>“you raised a daughter, but the algorithm demands a goddess”>parents stunned>she leaves to go viral and get blacked constantly
>>215194506>zesty midgetis this the "black bull" i keep hearing about?
No. Only her nudes from here
>>215192620My 71 year-old mom saw Madame Web.
Why is the planet suddenly obsessed with some big boobed 6/10 while Alexandra Daddario spent her prime years being a complete nobody?
>>215194613>“I’m not chasing fame, I’m approaching 30”FTFY
>>215194686Alex is a coon eyed retard prude with no ass or agreeablenessSydney gives me what I want and more
>>215192736Oh yeah, my cousin saw that then proceeded to give a 20-min oral Ciff's Notes summary of it when we were eating at his sister's house. Nobody cared, but that didn't stop him.
I only saw her show
Never seen anything she's been into, probably never will. I don't even know how her voice sounds.I have blown a couple of loads to those tits though.
>>215194887same>>>/r/20011677
>>215192620Just the 15 second ones
I've watched all her films except americana (pending)
>>215192620The majority of them.I watch a new movie every night so I watch a lot of shit movies.
>>215195472>I watch a new movie every nighthow do you manage to do that?Watching new movies is such a chore for me.
where do I find her AI porn?
>>215195684Most days I just put whatever VOD slop dropped on Tuesday or Friday and save the bigger budget movies for the weekends. Then I shitpost on here while it's on if it doesn't instantly grab my attention.
>>215192620Seen a couple of things I like. But no movies. Or shows.
>>215192620No, but she makes ugly brown and black women SEETHE with uncontrollable RAGE. Go to her comment section on IG. It’s literally just orc faced jeets and ngubus calling her ugly
Just these. None of her other movies look interesting, she has a pretty shitty career.
>>215192620She's in movies?
i watched this. it was alright.
Her role in euphoria was being a black man’s whore Her role in her next movie is being a black man’s whore - and she’s also credited as a producer meaning that it was her idea, not just some Jew telling her what to do.This is the woman that white males stan
>>215196086Would have been a scandal 20 years ago, but modern day White men have been so c.u.c.k.e.d down by blacked and BBC porn that something like this is considered “light” by their standards. I doubt any of them will care.Where as asian men / indian men would have a melty if a popular and attractive Korean / Indian actress was placed in a “white mans whore” role.
only her nude scenes to masturbate to
>>215195733Check /b/ and /gif/
>>215194711>Oh yeah, my cousin saw that then proceeded to give a 20-min oral
>>215194976looks good in jeans
>>215192620I've seen her Snowden movie and it was alright. I didn't think she would play a barefaced character like in that role so I'm positively surprised that she isn't as much of a bimbo as I thought she would be. It was kind of a slow movie but still suspenseful for people who're interested in the overall theme of government workers with security clearances. Why do I keep seeing that dragon ad "Just as planned"? Quinkidink? Much be a quinkidink.
>>215192620She's a trash actress
>>215197211yeah but it's the good kind of trash
>>215192620I decided not to watch Euphoria because of the tranny.>>215192690That's the problem. Most of what I've heard she's been in sounds utterly unwatchable.>>215192708I didn't even realize she was in that. Was she even "known" when that one came out? I watched it once in the theater.>>215193078Yeah, truthfully that's the most I've actually seen of her kek.
>>215194706She got topless and bare-assed on True Detective
>>215195869I met a cute short petite tight Latina with a much better face than her and the only thing she had to say about Sweeney is "yeah, her whole career is just based off of her boobs."Kind of funny that even the ones with nothing to worry about still worry about her, meanwhile she's somewhat of a derpy potato-face.Though I absolutely would fuck both her and that cute Latina at the same time btw, if anyone was wondering.
>>215197403>derpy potato-faceshe's like the deluxe version of billie eilishbut yeah I wouldn't fuck billie eilish either
>>215192664>/sgo back
Euphoria but no no movies I guess
>>215197211But unlike every other creature in pedowood shes a hot big titty blonde.
>>215192664Redditor
>>215192620I was forced to watch 'Anyone But You' with my gf. I wanted to jerk off so much whenever she was wearing those tight clothes
>>215197492>>215197551>dear redditors of /r/pinkhairedlandwhales we are going to 3chan now so remember the #1 rule: accuse people of being redditors!
>>215193132Her career really depends on the Housemaid not flopping this December. No one will care when Christy flops because it was far less expensive than the Smashing Machine but the Housemaid was a big book and should have a good inherent audience.>>215192620I saw Madame Web for Dakota Johnson but Sydney was a nice additional bonus.
Saw a bit of euphoria, i wasn't really impressed.
>>215192620I made it halfway through that Spiderman one with spider girls. But, I gave up.
>>215192620I've only seen her in SNL and like one ad
>>215197851>Her career really depends on the Housemaid not flopping this DecemberHousemaid release date>December 19thAvatar 3 release date>December 19thGood luck
watching Anyone But You because you faggotscan most certainly see the appeal, she is/seems like a normal person who's also a decent actorgood genes
booba.
>>215192664We don't do that here. Despite being full of retards somehow this is one of the few places where people know what sarcasm is.
>>215198832see >>215197780
>>215192664>/sIs that supposed to mean "sarcasm"?
>>215193132she just need to flop those knockers all over my dork
>>215198884see >>215197780
>>215192620I've seen her boobies, yes.
>>215198949same. i may even have coomed to them
i have seen the sexfull webms
>>215192736that shot is not in the movie unfortunately
>>215194711Your cousin spent twenty minutes describing a romantic comedy to a disinterested audience?
I don't watch films made after 2011.
>>215199134>watches movies after Blade Runner got released
>>215192620holy sex
christy will tell me all I need to know
>>215198245Not the same audience
Like christina hendricks I haven't seen a thing of hers but she's one od my favorite actresses
>>215199488You shouldn't be allowed to post here if you haven't seen Drive.
>>215199388Big films swallow all the oxygen. Its why you give it a week
>>215192620I don't see why she's considered so attractive..
>>215192620Sydney Sweeney's fat boobs in my face
>>215192620Sydney is truly godlike
>>215199590Guess I was wrong I did see that one
>>215192620She needs to be impregnated. Those tits will surely explode after giving birth.
The last few weeks I've been chatting with an aibot of Sydney as my sister
>>215199802man of culture
>>215192620I actually havent seen any of them because I havent watched a moobie in theaters since TLJ
>>215192620Call me when BLACKED RAW signs her.
>>215199673because youre gay
>>215192620Yes, i saw the first big show she was in. "Everything sucks" on netflix. Immediately thoght she had potential although she looked a lot like Hilary Clinton.
