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>*effortlessly mogs your taste in movies*
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>>215192855
she's basically listing top 40 radio shit but for "le arthouse"
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>>215192855
I was with her until Wim Wenders. Fucking HACK.
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>>215192855
>Paris, Texas
red flag if a woman says this
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>>215192894
how come. cuz an exboyfriend probably showed it to her? well, that goes without saying
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>>215192886
Wait never mind I was getting him confused with someone else. Wenders is based.
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superman mogs all that gay shit
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>>215192855
I don't deny that. Does not change the fact that I see films like these as boring snorefests and people who prefer them as uninteresting people. I am pretty confident and happy in my philistine lilfestyle and I'm not ever gonna change until the day I die.
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>>215192855
>No Rainer Fassbinder
>No Fritz Lang
That's strange
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Yeah, I’d rather just watch Kung Fu Hustle instead of that gay yuro shit
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>>215192855
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>>215192855
but where is the anime?
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>>215192855
would
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>>215192974
No Veit Harlan
No Leni Riefenstahl

Is she even German?
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>*Repeats names her former numerous boyfriends told her about*
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>>215192855
you can read her articles here btw if that matters
https://muckrack.com/marthe-statius/articles
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>>215193173
What about her OnlyFans?
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I fucking hate the french
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>>215193085
Googling her name (Marthe Statius) yields a post to Facebook from July 6th of this year:
>Hi ! My name is Marthe, I'm French, spending the summer in the US with my American boyfriend.

I can't post the direct link because Fagchan thinks it's spam.
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>>215192855
I like the animated Transformers series from the 80s.
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>>215192855
Cool I'm gonna get drunk off cheap American beer and watch Randolph Scott kill Indians after my pet niggers win our football game
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>My favorite movie is a black and white 4:3, 13 hour Meditation on the human condition by the transnistrian arteur Vlyìadìmov Illÿtschiskaŷov called "The Potato"
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>>215193422
niggas really be saying shit like this and convincing themselves that they mean it
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>>215193085
>Is she even German?
In the video she speaks German with a ridiculously thick french accent. Apparently she was in Germany to study
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>>215192855
>the films of..
All this tells me is they can't remember individual film titles so they are posers
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>>215192855
That's such a generic filmschool tryhard answer
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>>215192903
Watch the movie before you comment next time, tardo. Actually don't, you'll be bored. Maybe a youtube explainer video would be more your speed?
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>>215193236
you can read that too
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>>215192855
>your taste in movies
Is superior. Top 10 movies I thought of for a top 10 right this second(subject to change next time I am asked):

Scene of the Crime 1949
Guilty Bystander 1950
Where Eagles Dare 1968
Farewell, My Lovely 1975
Barfly 1987
Hard Boiled 1992
The Ninth Gate 1999
Godzilla 2000: Millenium 1999
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 2004
Kung Fu Hustle 2004
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>>215192855
>No Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
>No Dumb & Dumber
>No Muppets In Space
Ngmi
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>>215192855
>this ugly hoe
>mogging anything or anybody
yeah anon if you wanna dick her down then say so but this hobbit looking thing aint mogging shit, lets keep it a buck
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>>215193870
I've seen it already tard paris texas might as well be jaws. it's 2025, tarantino, your little kung fu movies aren't niche anymore lol
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>>215194016
why zilla 2000 and not hedorrah or mechagodzilla 2 or space godzilla
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>>215194016
>no Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road
Shit tier taste
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>>215194147
Because I find it comfy. My top 10s are never "what is objectively best" or "most historically relevant". I choose movies that draw me back again and again.
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>>215194251
2000 is comfy? but they yell at our guy big g and call him the n word in that one
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>>215194171
Many are saying this.
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>tfw no tomboy kinoisseur gf
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>>215192855
Let’s see Soapy Allen’s faves
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>>215192855
>Alain Resnais
>Jacques Rivette
>Andrzej Zulawski
I definitely won
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>>215192855
>Truffaut
>Mogging
Lmao anon.
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>>215192855
I like what I like. I'm not pretentious about it. I acknowledge no "film canon" made up by a bunch of degenerate nitwits, and under no circumstances would I shape my viewing habits around it.
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france is gay
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>>215193049
My brain tells me I'd hit, so girl.
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>>215193270
shes speaking german
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She looks like she has a nice bum to compliment her otherwise gamine figure
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I'm a retard but I feel like a lot of intellectualism is just egotism in disguise or people pretending there is some deep unsolvable complexity to life when it's really pretty simple.
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>>215197769
She looks like she fucks French guys
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>>215197793
That's because your low-neurotic and free of the schizoid mind prison
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>>215197793
Sure. A lot of intellectualism is just vain bullshit; one of the reasons homosexuals are so drawn to philosophy. Life isn't simple, but you sure can overcomplicate it.
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>>215197838
All intellectuals are actually midwits.
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My favorite movie is the matrix. How pleb am I?
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>>215197769
but she is literally french tho
just google her fucking name imbecile
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>>215197948
Depends on how many other movies you've seen, really.
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>>215197985
can it moron
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>>215192855
This video is like 15 years old now btw
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>>215192965
>philistine lifestyle
What it means?
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>>215198009
I've seen a lot of movies (which is not to say I've watched French art house movies or other highbrow movies like that).
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>>215198177
So what are we talking? Hundreds? Thousands?
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>>215197948
Honestly, my biggest issue with The Matrix is how much of a product of its time it is. Style, soundtrack, setting... all very dated.
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>>215192855
Kek, your typical female art student, they never end well.
Here a lesson to learn for all of you, zoomers: do not try to find a gf that is (or try) to be super smart or extremely well versed in a hobby, because 99.99% of the time, it mean they share some "male" mentality, which never ever mix well with their femininity.
So if you don't want to get this type of result (pic rel), avoid this shit, and take a cute/shy/dumb female instead.
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>>215198423
Fuck off. Dumb foids produce dumb children. And I like foids leaning a little into androgyny, because I outman them effortlessly still.
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Average /tv/ goer enjoys capeshit and overrated 1980s blockbusters.
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>>215198480
>And I like foids leaning a little into androgyny, because I outman them effortlessly still.
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>>215198533
That's a man.
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>>215198419
This is a good thing.
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>>215198256
Less than a thousand, probably. I never bothered to count them. What, is that a metric in any way? You watch two thousand movies and all the sudden begin to like Fellini? I always thought it's more the matter of education, maybe some internal predisposition for the craft. Like Tarkovsky had, his taste in movies felt impeccable to me.
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>>215198547
....
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>>215198567
No, it's not. Approaching timelessness would be.
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>>215198597
The number alone isn't that important, obviously. But if it's too small, you may have an insufficient amount of things to meaningfully compare. You're correct about education and and sensibility mattering more than watching thousands of movies.
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>Rohmer

Pseud
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>>215195164
>lopsided lips

and she paid for this
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>>215198419
And despite being a product of its time, it still looks fresh and puts modern movies to shame.
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>>215197683
Well you're a fag so you have to take the into consideration.
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>>215198802
Not really. And even compared to another product of its time, 1998's Blade, a similar, more elegant movie, Matrix pales.
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>>215198597
I'm not that fag but I've seen thousands of movies and there is something to the synthesis of seeing so many variations in form. It's like someone that watched all 100 whatever episodes of some toku show. Literally every episode is the same format(if you've seen one episode of ultraman you've seen every episode of ultraman) but there is minute variation which becomes the novelty of the enthusiast.

Also watching 1000's of movies means you saw all the really good ones and so every time you watch 5 minutes of current year slop it's like nails on a chalkboard to see the rudimentary execution of formerly effortless fundamentals. Things are so much unbelievably worse than you realize.
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>>215192855
>ehm
>ehm
>ehm
Certified retard.
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>>215198967
Oh, wow. I hope you don't think that was remotely profound. Or even true.
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>My favorite movie is a black and white 4:3, 4 hour meditation on the superhuman condition by the transnistrian arteur Zack Snyder
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>>215198861
Projection, your honor.
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So what is the appeal of this? You watched 500 authoe movies.... what now? Are you a smarter, better, or more interesting person for it?
>b-but I sat through the 30-minute rape scene in A Ma Soeur that means I'm le intellectual now!
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>>215200219
The appeal is belonging. Those movies aren't as much arthoe movies, as they are institutionalized.



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