>*effortlessly mogs your taste in movies*
>>215192855she's basically listing top 40 radio shit but for "le arthouse"
>>215192855I was with her until Wim Wenders. Fucking HACK.
>>215192855>Paris, Texasred flag if a woman says this
>>215192894how come. cuz an exboyfriend probably showed it to her? well, that goes without saying
>>215192886Wait never mind I was getting him confused with someone else. Wenders is based.
superman mogs all that gay shit
>>215192855I don't deny that. Does not change the fact that I see films like these as boring snorefests and people who prefer them as uninteresting people. I am pretty confident and happy in my philistine lilfestyle and I'm not ever gonna change until the day I die.
>>215192855>No Rainer Fassbinder>No Fritz LangThat's strange
Yeah, I’d rather just watch Kung Fu Hustle instead of that gay yuro shit
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>>215192855but where is the anime?
>>215192855would
>>215192974No Veit HarlanNo Leni RiefenstahlIs she even German?
>*Repeats names her former numerous boyfriends told her about*
>>215192855you can read her articles here btw if that mattershttps://muckrack.com/marthe-statius/articles
>>215193173What about her OnlyFans?
I fucking hate the french
>>215193085Googling her name (Marthe Statius) yields a post to Facebook from July 6th of this year:>Hi ! My name is Marthe, I'm French, spending the summer in the US with my American boyfriend.I can't post the direct link because Fagchan thinks it's spam.
>>215192855I like the animated Transformers series from the 80s.
>>215192855Cool I'm gonna get drunk off cheap American beer and watch Randolph Scott kill Indians after my pet niggers win our football game
>My favorite movie is a black and white 4:3, 13 hour Meditation on the human condition by the transnistrian arteur Vlyìadìmov Illÿtschiskaŷov called "The Potato"
>>215193422niggas really be saying shit like this and convincing themselves that they mean it
>>215193085>Is she even German?In the video she speaks German with a ridiculously thick french accent. Apparently she was in Germany to study
>>215192855>the films of..All this tells me is they can't remember individual film titles so they are posers
>>215192855That's such a generic filmschool tryhard answer
>>215192903Watch the movie before you comment next time, tardo. Actually don't, you'll be bored. Maybe a youtube explainer video would be more your speed?
>>215193236you can read that too
>>215192855>your taste in moviesIs superior. Top 10 movies I thought of for a top 10 right this second(subject to change next time I am asked):Scene of the Crime 1949Guilty Bystander 1950Where Eagles Dare 1968Farewell, My Lovely 1975Barfly 1987Hard Boiled 1992The Ninth Gate 1999Godzilla 2000: Millenium 1999The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 2004Kung Fu Hustle 2004
>>215192855>No Transformers: Dark Of The Moon>No Dumb & Dumber>No Muppets In SpaceNgmi
>>215192855>this ugly hoe>mogging anything or anybodyyeah anon if you wanna dick her down then say so but this hobbit looking thing aint mogging shit, lets keep it a buck
>>215193870I've seen it already tard paris texas might as well be jaws. it's 2025, tarantino, your little kung fu movies aren't niche anymore lol
>>215194016why zilla 2000 and not hedorrah or mechagodzilla 2 or space godzilla
>>215194016>no Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury RoadShit tier taste
>>215194147Because I find it comfy. My top 10s are never "what is objectively best" or "most historically relevant". I choose movies that draw me back again and again.
>>2151942512000 is comfy? but they yell at our guy big g and call him the n word in that one
>>215194171Many are saying this.
>tfw no tomboy kinoisseur gf
>>215192855Let’s see Soapy Allen’s faves
>>215192855>Alain Resnais>Jacques Rivette>Andrzej ZulawskiI definitely won
>>215192855>Truffaut>MoggingLmao anon.
>>215192855I like what I like. I'm not pretentious about it. I acknowledge no "film canon" made up by a bunch of degenerate nitwits, and under no circumstances would I shape my viewing habits around it.
france is gay
>>215193049My brain tells me I'd hit, so girl.
>>215193270shes speaking german
She looks like she has a nice bum to compliment her otherwise gamine figure
I'm a retard but I feel like a lot of intellectualism is just egotism in disguise or people pretending there is some deep unsolvable complexity to life when it's really pretty simple.
>>215197769She looks like she fucks French guys
>>215197793That's because your low-neurotic and free of the schizoid mind prison
>>215197793Sure. A lot of intellectualism is just vain bullshit; one of the reasons homosexuals are so drawn to philosophy. Life isn't simple, but you sure can overcomplicate it.
>>215197793>>215197838All intellectuals are actually midwits.
My favorite movie is the matrix. How pleb am I?
>>215197769but she is literally french thojust google her fucking name imbecile
>>215197948Depends on how many other movies you've seen, really.
>>215197985can it moron
>>215192855This video is like 15 years old now btw
>>215192965>philistine lifestyle What it means?
>>215198009I've seen a lot of movies (which is not to say I've watched French art house movies or other highbrow movies like that).
>>215198177So what are we talking? Hundreds? Thousands?
>>215197948Honestly, my biggest issue with The Matrix is how much of a product of its time it is. Style, soundtrack, setting... all very dated.
>>215192855Kek, your typical female art student, they never end well.Here a lesson to learn for all of you, zoomers: do not try to find a gf that is (or try) to be super smart or extremely well versed in a hobby, because 99.99% of the time, it mean they share some "male" mentality, which never ever mix well with their femininity.So if you don't want to get this type of result (pic rel), avoid this shit, and take a cute/shy/dumb female instead.
>>215198423Fuck off. Dumb foids produce dumb children. And I like foids leaning a little into androgyny, because I outman them effortlessly still.
Average /tv/ goer enjoys capeshit and overrated 1980s blockbusters.
>>215198480>And I like foids leaning a little into androgyny, because I outman them effortlessly still.
>>215198533That's a man.
>>215198419This is a good thing.
>>215198256Less than a thousand, probably. I never bothered to count them. What, is that a metric in any way? You watch two thousand movies and all the sudden begin to like Fellini? I always thought it's more the matter of education, maybe some internal predisposition for the craft. Like Tarkovsky had, his taste in movies felt impeccable to me.
>>215198547....
>>215198567No, it's not. Approaching timelessness would be.
>>215198597The number alone isn't that important, obviously. But if it's too small, you may have an insufficient amount of things to meaningfully compare. You're correct about education and and sensibility mattering more than watching thousands of movies.
>RohmerPseud
>>215195164>lopsided lipsand she paid for this
>>215198419And despite being a product of its time, it still looks fresh and puts modern movies to shame.
>>215197683Well you're a fag so you have to take the into consideration.
>>215198802Not really. And even compared to another product of its time, 1998's Blade, a similar, more elegant movie, Matrix pales.
>>215198597I'm not that fag but I've seen thousands of movies and there is something to the synthesis of seeing so many variations in form. It's like someone that watched all 100 whatever episodes of some toku show. Literally every episode is the same format(if you've seen one episode of ultraman you've seen every episode of ultraman) but there is minute variation which becomes the novelty of the enthusiast. Also watching 1000's of movies means you saw all the really good ones and so every time you watch 5 minutes of current year slop it's like nails on a chalkboard to see the rudimentary execution of formerly effortless fundamentals. Things are so much unbelievably worse than you realize.
>>215192855>ehm>ehm>ehmCertified retard.
>>215198967Oh, wow. I hope you don't think that was remotely profound. Or even true.
>>215193422>My favorite movie is a black and white 4:3, 4 hour meditation on the superhuman condition by the transnistrian arteur Zack Snyder
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>>215198861Projection, your honor.
So what is the appeal of this? You watched 500 authoe movies.... what now? Are you a smarter, better, or more interesting person for it? >b-but I sat through the 30-minute rape scene in A Ma Soeur that means I'm le intellectual now!
>>215200219The appeal is belonging. Those movies aren't as much arthoe movies, as they are institutionalized.
This is my list.
>>215192855She's a film critic and in some awards jury or some shit. She's also not as cute anymore.
>>215200272Funny how none of these posers ever watch Human Centipede 2: an actual arthouse film.
>>215197905It's very funny to me that the likes of Neil degrasse tyson wants to keep exploring the universe and knowing all the stuff there is to know, like that exact picture says"When there's everything and we have all the machines, and all the tech and humans need NOTHING at all after learning everything there is to learn... then we'll have the free time to develop our potential"kek
>>215200826>Neil degrasse tysonIs not a scientist. he's a TV personality. Also a midwit.
>>215200219>the 30-minute rape scene in A Ma SoeurAny pics? seems an interesting movie
>>215197793They are lost in their own consciousness, things are simple, in fact, so simple, that most "intellectual" are incapable of seeing and understanding those simple things.If only they could understand that they are their own poison...
>>215200409>%70 of the movies I like the most are all Disney movies!You are a manchild and you don't like the movies, like an addict doesn't "like" cocaine, you just need to be catered to the WIIII WIIII WIII child part of your brain and they are feeding it intraeyeusly
>>215200844I can say that about bill nye but I can't lie myself on degrasse tyson, he has an astrophysics phdyou shouldn't spread lies you read on the internet, nomatter how much you want them to be true (I know I do)
>>215200990I'm the same with video games and books. I'm a huge manchild and I like having fun.
>>215201033list all his published shit. I'll wait.
>>215201061He doesn't need to, unfortunately.You are a scientist if you study science and are awarded a phd that proves you were there, studying science and passed a science bar set by a science backing institution.If I go to a medical school, pass the bar, and never get a doctor job I'm still a doctor niggerIn his case, he's literally a scientist nigger
It's always funny how people react by calling people who watch these art movies fake, pretentious, egoist, and that there is no value to it.It is just a defense mechanism from people who watch the latest mainstream slop and rage at the other side of the culture war by watching youtube channels of their choice. Deep down, they know they are no different from a 6 year old that ate no real food, but instead ate candy all day. They feel nauseated by it all. Yet, instead of growing up and trying new things that might be of more sustenance, they just lash out and proclaim that everyone else who watches art films are just doing it for show. In their mind, It is just so impossible that anyone could actually like these movies. There must be an ulterior motive.These individuals with arrested development will have to be left behind during the gloaming. So it is, so it must be.
>>215201317Having taken a dive into arthouse, I can attest that there's nothing threatening about it. It's for the most part just really uninteresting and the main reason people waste their time on it is to fit in with their cineaste peers, hence why I called it institutionalized (it literally is, which you realize if you ever go to a film festival or engage with film related academia).
>>215201317or maybe, they can hate both side? the absolute slop and the pretentious shit?you know, it's like those rich people that only buy expensive shit, go in expensive places, drive in expensive car, live in expensive area, for only one reason, to think they are better than the pleb, like all those "smart" women that read the most esoteric book and make sure to tell you and show you everyday how many "incredible" books she did read.you are just a bunch of faggot trying to act like you are superior to the pleb, when in reality, you just crave attention and reconnaissance, nothing more.
>>215192855LMAO, I had an extra-curricular high school film class too. Stupid bitch.
>>215201114>If I go to a medical school, pass the bar
>>215192855Is this what German males look like now?
>>215201574Listen, I didn't went to medical school, I don't know what they passIn my mind, they should be given a patient almost dying and they have to nurture them to health, but I don't know what humans do to satisfy that same criteria on paper or what
>>215201510>>215201473Not those anon's but not all art films are equal. Chongkong express is boring horseshit.Enter the void is dope.Upstream color is dope.Elephant is dope.A few months ago some shilled a Japanese guy. One of his movies (his 2nd one) is called Afterlife. I forget what his other movies are called but I watched the first 3 movie of his filmography back to back and they all fucking sucked. Supposedly "shoplifters" which he also made is good.
