>werewolf sightings in the vicinity of the school>a new teacher's name is Remus Lupin>none of the students can figure out who the werewolf is because they don't have Latin, Biology or History lessons in that shitty schoolWas the school just raising uneducated morons?
Werewolf sightings weren't a subplot nor were they mentioned and nobody was trying to figure out who the werewolf was, nobody knew there was a werewolf at Hogwarts, everyone was looking for Sirius Black.
>A crazed murderer is on the loose! Release the soulsucking demons who eat happiness onto the schoolgrounds! We must protect the children! High profile private schools would be the first place a murderer looking to hide would go
>>215194743They knew. They were hearing werewolf howlings
>>215194712I get that no child wants to read about kids doing math, but Harry stopped attending muggle school when he was in the 5th grade, and there's no mention of Hogwarts attempting to teach math at all.They probably had the literacy and math scores of an inner-city Chicago High School.
You're telling me a children's series made for ESL invaders doesn't live up to your low income adult child standards?
>>215194712Eventually hermione figured it out because she's naturally smart, not because the school gave her clasicall education.
They do actually have history of magic, but JK Rowling hated history in school so she made it sound dead boring and taught by a ghost. Dumb bitch history of magic sounds hella cool
>>215194789What would they need math for? We use math for architecture, computing, agriculture, etc. All things they just do with magic. They probably only need very basic math skills to work with money and alchemy.
>>215194712most spells are latin based, the motto of hogwarts itself is written in latin and they have history classes, just not muggle historywhat they couldn't have figured out however is that ching chong was asian all along
>werewolf sightings in the vicinity of the school>a new teacher's name is Remus Lupin>none of the students can figure out who the werewolf is because they don't have Latin, Biology or History lessons in that shitty school>Was the school just raising uneducated morons?
>>215194770What’s even funnier is that Voldemort ends up controlling those monsters. Which begs the question as to why even keep them around.
>>215194874AND snape made them do a paper on werewolf specifically so someone woulf find out
>>215195212Dating Indian girls was literally the participation trophy at Hogwarts.
>>215194712Yeah the dementors should have attacked Dean Thomas and the "Black could be anywhere" guy the second Sirius escaped from prison too
>>215194712Don't they have all their spells' name in Latin? Also one would think Latin to be useful to understand the true names of plants and herbs used to make potions.
>>215195019What would they need math for?Gee, I don't know. Maybe to realize that the goblin banks are scamming them?
>>215194994Tbf if all your classes are learning how to cast spells having one where you just learn about Gooneus inventor of the edgespelliarmus spell would be pretty dull
>>215194785That's just Hagrid stroking it
I wonder if the rest of the staff knew.
>>215195084Even when their classes are about magic they should still know things from the regular world when they want to live there unnoticed. How is Harry supposed to pick up the black waitress when he knows nothing about the real world?It's cool to learn about biology of a hipogryf, but shouldn't you also learn about biology of a cat? Especially when you use spells that can turn you into a cat.
>>215196974I bet the old school professors know the history of Rome. And they still had latin classes. Not like this modern simplified curriculum for millennials.
>>215197041The world makes no senseIf you live like the weasleys, secluded full magic, you won't even know how what the fuck a car or a carton of milk is.If you live in a muggle community from mudblood, you are fucked in the wizardly world forever having to learn shit like Harry, which is fine if you have plot armor like Harry and everything has exposition for you, but you'll die at your first Floo attempt or any other random shit that's thereIf you live in a mixed community, you'll know both worlds, but it's IMPOSSIBLE for a kid to shut up about it and everything will blown up in school one day. See: Petunia, but instead of conveniently being a sister, it's any random friend.Most realistic take, is unironically, living in a mixed community, and being pureblood racist, like the Blacks. You'll know both words, and had an internal investment into not telling shit about magic.
>>215196974Ms Pomfrey definitely knew, she was the one helping Remus on it's days
>>215197305Excuse me, the Weasleys own this exquisite car. Surely they know what a car is.
>>215197379No, they know what a magic car isis like you lived your whole life with a pegasus and you claim to know what a horse is
>>215197455Was Henry Ford a wizard as well? It's a regular muggle car with magic applied. They must know it's not a magical invention.
>>215197543>It's a regular muggle car with magic appliedI seriously doubt that car runs on gasoline or any internal combustion for that matter, seeing that it's pretty much undoubtedly alive/conscious
for the love of god please someone make an ai voice version of the dumbledore dementor pasta
>>215197577Okay, but they still know it's a car. Built by muggles. That's why it's so interesting to them. They could use anything for transportation, but they choose to own this car.
>>215197628Like I saidIf you lived your whole life with a pegasus, you don't know what a horse it
>>215197671But I have lived my whole life with horses and I still know what a pegasus is.
