>Oh yeah.>This is awesome.>I can't believe this was only $3000.
I would've unironically gone if money wasn't an object to me it seems kinda fun
lol at the fact that the andor series pretty much made their hyper security slave prison look exactly like this cruise.
>>215195194could you have not done any of the interactive shit? I would have just gotten drunk in the space bar. also can you bring guests in i normally like to fuck a whore around 2-3am or does everyone need a ticket?
I'm no autismo but having to interact with college kids being paid to play pretend with me sounds like torture
>>215195231Do you think the floors electrocute you there too?
>>215195294Knowing Disney you probably need to pay a subscription to be allowed to touch the floor.
I would go just to watch the autists fight security.
>>215195274>*sigh*>Welcome back, Mr. Anon>We have your suite ready, and as requested, we've instructed the staff not to speak to you unless they're "big titty Twi'Lek bitches", as you said in your email.>Just a reminder Mr. Anon, the stage shows in the dinner theater are purely for entertainment, so please refrain from punching Kylo Ren this time, as it does disrupt the experience for our other guests>Mr. Anon, please take your hands off my breasts, that was a one-time thing and we were both very drunk on Geonosian Daquiris
>>215195194This, but i wouldn’t participate in the RP and visibly judge the soys that engage in it, especially the other white adult males.
>>215195157>ywn run your fingers through Jenny's Porg and suckle her fresh green milkThey didn't go far enough with the rp aspects.
>>215195275GIWTWM
>>215195274honestly one of the major problems with the hotel was they priced it for rich people but rich people don't do lame role playing games, so all the rich people just went to the four seasons
>>215195157I dunno man, something about a fat, balding middle aged sitting on a bunk bed playing on his phone - while on holiday - makes this picture sad to me. I wish there was an attractive woman in the picture instead.
>>215195734If they were offering the rooms with a Jenny included I'd probably pay the inflated price.
>>215195889So does he.
>>215195734>>215195939Including the flights that is probably a month's wages for a weekend. But worth it to fall asleep next to Jenny.
ON PROGRAM
>>215195157Did they really load people up in a box truck to drive them to this hotel?
>>215195157WE NEED TO SCAN THOSE CRATES, LETS GO SCAN THOSE CRATES, MAN I FEEL LIKE I AM A CHARACTER IN THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK WHEN I SCAN THOSE CRATES, THE EXCITEMENT I FEEL IS SO INCREDIBLE WHEN I SCAN CRATES, WE BETTER COOL DOWN AFTER SCANNING CRATES WE CAN GO BUY A BLUE MILK DRINK FOR $60 AND THEN GO BACK AND SCAN MORE CRATES, FUCK YEAH CRATES, MOTHERFUCKER.
>>215195157>from the people that brought you the Cuck Chair>we give you....the Cuck Bunkwhat possesses this type of man (bald out of shape millennial with glasses) to make movie franchises his entire character, so much so he books a family room with two bunks?
>>215195157Only the weirdest of the weird trannies and other Disney adults went to this thing.
>>215195157>fat redditor on his phone instead of enjoying the rancid blue shrimp or whatever he signed up for and he’s smiling anywaygrim, no wonder these people are begging to eat bugs and live in pods and be forced to wear federally mandated assplugs and whatever else leftists want, this pic says it all
>>215196446Just like the crate scanning scene in Star Wars: The Force Awakens™!
>>215195231You know, this prison looked comfy af, clean and functional, even the working game was kind of funny, when the slowest team gets tased in the end.
>>215196398Yes. You get there the same way illegals get to Home Depot.
>>215197974>Chewbacca actor arreated after multiple groping complaints.
>>215195157WHAT IS WITH BALDS LIVING IN WALL NOOKS
>>215198167That particular Chewbacca supposedly posted here once and said he loved mauling her and that she was super-autistic during the meet & greet. Which, being as cute as she is, was totally believable.
>>215195157>Didn't make it Imperial themed>No excuse to strut around in one of these bad boysWhat's the point?
it's a catch-22 though because any star wars living space in my mind is some hovel on the millenium falcon, star wars has never screamed luxury and cleanlinessor they should've just made it an imperial cruiser and you're all secret rebel spies or something
>Be a custodian>Some fat neckbeard got sick and clogged the crapper with a gigantic blue pile of seafood diarrhea again>Can't break the guests' immersion>Have to plunge the toilet dressed as a stormtrooper
>>215195275>>215195779>Rey Skywalker (movie)Worstgirl>Rey Skywalker (theme park) Bestgirl
>>215195157would be cool if you had kids, but FUCK paying $3,000
>>215199040>Just like Beggar's canyon back home
>>215195157If disney had been thinking about it logically, they’d have used this as a front for a star wars themed brothel.They’d have a perfect cover for all the comings and goings, since the whole larp includes a covered up transport anyway, it’s stupidly expensive for what it is so it wouldn’t look fishy when primarily wealthy people turn up and the genuine manchildren act as camouflage.You wouldn’t even need to change the price.
>>215195157Imagine paying for and wanting to stay in what a show depicted was a prison.
How did nobody notice that the colors of the room are the same colors as the Narkina V prison jumpsuits?I think they were going to make it prison-themed at first but they chickened out at the last minute because kids didnt like it.
>>215199244>would be cool if you had kids, but FUCK paying $3,000For that price in Thailand they even provide the kids.
