>Are you employed, sir? How do you respond without sounding unemployed?
>>215195297I manage a small, independent financial trust.t. /biz/lurker
>>215195297[speech 50] yeah [lie]
>no, I'm independently wealthy
>>215195297uhhh well I'm sort of an entrepreneur
360 and walk away
>>215195297>No sir, I'm from Kentucky
>*cums inside your daughter*Is this a... what day is this?
>>215195297I'm under an NDA.
>>215195297I'm in home security
I'm trying to get a job as a deckhand on a boat but I have no experience.
>>215195297I wish I was unemployed. I took tomorrow off and a Sunday that doesn't have the shadow of the work week hanging over it is such a delight. I wish I could just work part-time hours and live off it, fulltime work makes life not feel worth living. I want to take it easy like The Dude.
>>215195297Tomorrow is Monday. Go get some sleep, wagie.
>>215195297You are.
>pull empty pockets inside out with dejected look>open wallet and watch moth fly out>shake coinpurse upside down and watch ball of dust tumble out>rattle around in back pocket where jangling can be heard only to pull out buttons and screws>cut to my vision where the man before me turns into a large sentient burlap sack with a dollar sign on itYes sir, I'm employed.
>>215195491It's a quantum superposition of tremendously liberating and oppressively worrying. Can't tell if would recommend.
Collecting free money from the government is based.
>>215195675good morning sir
>>215195675Based political insider
yes, although i did spend a few weeks unemployed after finishing school before starting my 12-year employment career so far
>>215195696>t. giblet
>>215195297Lets call you mom and ask her
>>215195297Was he employed?
>>215195760 That's the joke
>>215195297>How do you respond without sounding unemployed?
>>215195297By sounding rich
>>215196212They didn't tell you? You're getting deported.
>>215196274how to into rich souding??
>>215195297I prefer to think of myself as leisure class.
>yes I did big business yesterday and big business thingamolee today and tomorrow off business dayIt's that easy
>>215196285the owner of this country has allowed me, one green card. i have one green card
The government pays me not to kill myself.
Tell him he's over the line, a fucking dunce, and a goldbricker.
>>215195297Nobody in the Coens cinematic universe has an actual job
>>215197409Tommy Lee Jones was a full time Sherrif.
>>215195297 Venmo me.
I watched The Tragedy of Macbeth recently and I liked it, but it just didn't scratch that Coen Brothers itch. I hope they do a movie together again.
is it even possible to get a job in 2025 without a referral? why is nepotism so accepted, and even encouraged in today's job market? >tfw not a brown nosing faggot so I didn't "network" in university like everyone tells you to
>>215197694(((Why,))) indeed.
>>215197867it has nothing to do with jews anon. people hire they know, jew, gentile or otherwise
>>215195297I'm a farmer.
