>Are you employed, sir? How do you respond without sounding unemployed?
>>215195297I manage a small, independent financial trust.t. /biz/lurker
>>215195297[speech 50] yeah [lie]
>no, I'm independently wealthy
>>215195297uhhh well I'm sort of an entrepreneur
360 and walk away
>>215195297>No sir, I'm from Kentucky
>*cums inside your daughter*Is this a... what day is this?
>>215195297I'm under an NDA.
>>215195297I'm in home security
I'm trying to get a job as a deckhand on a boat but I have no experience.
>>215195297I wish I was unemployed. I took tomorrow off and a Sunday that doesn't have the shadow of the work week hanging over it is such a delight. I wish I could just work part-time hours and live off it, fulltime work makes life not feel worth living. I want to take it easy like The Dude.
>>215195297Tomorrow is Monday. Go get some sleep, wagie.
>>215195297You are.
>pull empty pockets inside out with dejected look>open wallet and watch moth fly out>shake coinpurse upside down and watch ball of dust tumble out>rattle around in back pocket where jangling can be heard only to pull out buttons and screws>cut to my vision where the man before me turns into a large sentient burlap sack with a dollar sign on itYes sir, I'm employed.
>>215195491It's a quantum superposition of tremendously liberating and oppressively worrying. Can't tell if would recommend.
Collecting free money from the government is based.
>>215195675good morning sir
>>215195675Based political insider
yes, although i did spend a few weeks unemployed after finishing school before starting my 12-year employment career so far
>>215195696>t. giblet
>>215195297Lets call you mom and ask her
>>215195297Was he employed?
>>215195760 That's the joke
>>215195297>How do you respond without sounding unemployed?
>>215195297By sounding rich
>>215196212They didn't tell you? You're getting deported.
>>215196274how to into rich souding??
>>215195297I prefer to think of myself as leisure class.
>yes I did big business yesterday and big business thingamolee today and tomorrow off business dayIt's that easy
>>215196285the owner of this country has allowed me, one green card. i have one green card
The government pays me not to kill myself.
Tell him he's over the line, a fucking dunce, and a goldbricker.
>>215195297Nobody in the Coens cinematic universe has an actual job
>>215197409Tommy Lee Jones was a full time Sherrif.
>>215195297 Venmo me.
I watched The Tragedy of Macbeth recently and I liked it, but it just didn't scratch that Coen Brothers itch. I hope they do a movie together again.
is it even possible to get a job in 2025 without a referral? why is nepotism so accepted, and even encouraged in today's job market? >tfw not a brown nosing faggot so I didn't "network" in university like everyone tells you to
>>215197694(((Why,))) indeed.
>>215197867it has nothing to do with jews anon. people hire they know, jew, gentile or otherwise
>>215195297I'm a farmer.
>>215197694It's possible but you'll be up against literally 1,000 other candidates. We hired some new staff recently and had to sift through hundreds of resumes for one position. This is for finance. Depends on your industry but it's pretty rough out there. It's not impossible if you have a pronounceable name and are personable and likable. Trust me smaller firms still pick likable white guy over Indian scammer with a bunch of fake credentials
>>215197694Yeah, it is extremely easy, you are just incompetent, unlikeable nigger.
>>215198002>likable white guyYeah, but I'm old and have no education.
>>215198045>I am worthlessI wonder why no one hires you.
>>215195644>>215195491It's crazy they actually created a world you have to prostitute yourself to someone with capital to survive. Like how the fuck did they pull that off
>>215198125Very simply. They stockpiled all the value, and mete it out to those willing to supplicate themselves for it.
>>215198125Having a job is unfortunately something that 99% of humans have had to do since time immemoriam. It's not prostitutijg yourself out to capital, it's making a living and supporting your family. You need to be 18 to post here by the way
>>215195297I would say "Yes, I do the jobs" very employedally.
>>215195297Are you?
>>215198125>I want thing>OK, give me thing in exchange>WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm now a hooker
>>215198460wat It's literally only since the last few hundred years that it was normal for even a large % in the western world, and only in the last few decades that it's normal for 90% of people. Working on your own farm that you owned or making crafts that you sold yourself was normal, paying tribute to the local lord or guild was extremely common, but having a job was never normal for almost all of human history.
>>215198564>small elite comes to own everything by way of state power and violence and trickery >OK but now you have to respect the right of fair exchange
>>215198571> Working on your own farm that you owned>that you ownedI think you need to read a little more history.
>>215198460Lebowski asked if you're employed, not if you hav a job or not.
>>215198627It's still very, very different from 'having a job'. The way it worked for most people for most of history was an awful lot closer to someone today owning their own business and paying a fairly high tax rate. The idea that 'having a job' is the normal way to work or make a living is a very, very new idea. It's about as nuts as the idea that 'being a housewife' was something halfway between slacking off all day or being a total slave to some dude.
>>215195297>data punching job that barely requires brain activity>boss thinks i'm working way harder than i actually am>arrive late at the office and leave early>handsomely paid cause educated and company is bigi'm so motherfucking happy, bros, you have no idea
>>215195297i aint had a job in 13 years cause im a big pussy
>>215195297Uh, papers. Business papers.
>>215195715Sensible chuckle.
>>215196274Chimo. Why does that thing have a harelip?
>>215197694You're screwed if you're a white male in the job market unless you have superb credentials. Any brown candidate will be looked at over you.
>>215197694I'm currently employed but searching for another job.I've sent out probably 50 applications. The only interview I've gotten was from an application I submitted at the beginning of August. They got back to me for an initial interview at the end of August. They then contacted me for a followup interview at the end of September. Nothing since.
>>215199180good shit anon, I envy you.
>>215198850You sound like you believe living in a world where you were so tied to your station and status in life it became your last name, a world with painkillers or even antibiotics, where you had large families out of survival because you’re bound to lose at least a couple children, and you were an abject subject to the crown or whoever had the most power in your area some kind of proletariat paradise. I don’t know if the point you’re making is something else but your goal post shift about not being able to own the land you live and farm on is telling. It’s not a minor point. If the point your making is our current system is unnatural, I would agree it is but we can play that game and say anything beyond living like a rat is unnatural. How far you down the scale do you want to go? Nothing is free. If you want to live without modern stress you can’t take modern medicine with you. I don’t think most people really understand what that means. You can read accounts of people who were alive to see penicillin come out. We can’t imagine the difference.
>>215198460>It's not prostituting yourself out to capital>It's prostituting yourself out to capitalOk retard
>>215199990>If you want to live without modern stress you can’t take modern medicine with youYes, you really can. Do medical advancements suddenly disappear if you decide you don't want to slave your life away for elites? Obviously not.
