tfw NuTrek dead editionPreviously: >>215191784
>>215197716he got the keys to the kingdom and leveled it in less than 10 years. lol, lmao even.
star trek sex with shran
>>215197716Oh no. Anyway New Trek returns January 15th 2026 with the debut of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PAGzRczDYpcRing the bell. School is in.
A Starfleet Academy show could work if it was a coming of age story or a lesson about doing the right thing under pressure. Like that episode where Wesley had to admit he fucked up and risk disappointing Picard. But we all know it’s going to be a stock CW script about teens partying and fucking with Starfleet as a backdrop.
>>215198065A Starfleet Academy show would work if it was an animated comedy set around Cadet Beckett Mariner. Her life, her loves, her journey to become Starfleet's first Black Captain.
A fan-made VFX recreation of the Battle of Wolf 359 made 2 weeks ago has twice as many views as the latest trailer of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy released yesterdayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip48NBZa_TQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAGzRczDYpcThe Best of Both Worlds aired 35 years ago.
>>215198242a good chunk of the trailer views will be people who went to it just to shit on it tooI really wish we had proper data from paramount about the "success" of kurtzman trek
>>215198273>I really wish we had proper data from paramount about the "success" of kurtzman trekWe can only get third party data from companies like Nielsen. But the good rule of thumb is: if the companies aren't bragging about the numbers, they probably aren't very good. Even the biggest shills are finally admitting that the ship is sinking.
>>215198273If these streamers were open about their ratings, their shareholders would sue them to oblivion. All they can do is use vague terms like “A strong driver of new subscriptions” and “Performs consistently within the age demographic”They can’t admit that in raw numbers, more people are watching TNG and DS9 reruns.
>>215198364That one time they put up Lower Drecks and SNW on YouTube for free they got 16k and 40k views each. That's how many people are watching week-to-week. Like you said, with numbers so low, it's hard to justify all those endless renewals. It's a guaranteed lawsuit.So instead, they lay low and they start astroturfing, hoping to boost the metrics just a bit. Lower Drecks is probably the most heavily-astroturfed NuTrek show out of the bunch.
>>215198412how do paramount have money to burn? didn't they pay matt and trey like a billion recently to produce more south park
>>215198309was obunga in DUNC or was that a different guy? if it's the same actor, man what a downgrade
>>215198273Here you go. You're welcome.
>>215198412LD has the most normie appeal for its Rick and Morty artstyle and focus on comedy. It tries to both be an introduction to Trek for younger viewers, and a memberberry fest for veteran fans. But I saw a DVD set go for $5 at Walmart so it couldn’t have been very successful.
>>215198450>how do paramount have money to burn?Assets and loans.
George Cheeks
>>215198472>But I saw a DVD set go for $5 at Walmart so it couldn’t have been very successfulSTD and Lower Dreck ships bankrupted Eaglemoss. You could find Lesbian Decks merch in bargain bins for years.
>>215198466How are those Nielsen metrics lookin, dawg?
Who set the nutrannies off this time?
>>215198535Netflix really is the trough of the internet. I remember when they thought they could compete with HBO and AMC.
>>215198569>Who set the nutrannies off this time?Reality.
>>215198535>ultra radioactive zogslopI don't know why I was surprised, I'm not sure Neilson ratings mean anything now given that nobody is limited by a limited number of channels and kino is at everyone's fingertips
>>215198535SNW S02: 7 of 9 (LOL!) weeks in the Top 10SNW S03: 2 of 9 weeks
anyone have the link to this?>>215198362
>>215198062Fucking hell
>>215198450starfleet academy was filmed years ago it's just now getting dumped out
>>215198466this is a lot of waffling for them to say 'we looked at our own show and determined a lot of people watched the season premiere' while patting themselves on the back and giving themselves the made-up accolade of 'most watched star trek debut on paramount+', of which like 3 shows have debuted on p+, and 2/3 of them were nightsoil
>>215198506So, those Eaglemoss models are back. The first two releases are… U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 (Star Trek: The Original Series), U.S.S. Cerritos NCC-75567 (Star Trek: Lower Decks).The Lower Decks sales numbers must have been pretty good to make them your launch item.
>>215198242>The Best of Both Worlds aired 35 years ago.I thought this would give me a panic about time passing but that is actually several years before I was born kek
>>215198734Listen to the Return to Grace one
>>215198853or they've been collecting dust in storage
>>215198704At this rate S4 will chart for one week and S5 will be dumped all at once to chart in the bottom five for one day. And this show is a direct prequel to one of the most iconic television series of all time.
>>215198062Kurtzman's reign must come to an end. I am amazed Roddenberry's corpse hasn't dug itself out of the grave and strangled this fucking idiot yet.
>>215198786>starfleet academy was filmed years ago!Star Trek: Starfleet Academy S01 started filming end of August 2024. That is not "years".
>>215199059>Pre-production for the Star Trek: Starfleet Academy series began in March 2023, after the series received an official order from Paramount+So it's been years lol
>>215199059jesus wept
>>215198886Unlikely. When Eaglemoss closed, their inventory was sold off and there was an online sale by the new owners. The Lower Decks items sold out instantly. Collectors were pretty ticked off about that, especially when the models were flipped on EBay at a significant markup.
>>215199118Andrew Robinson happily enabled this shit so how dare you use that line
>>215199118They make these abominations to mock you btw
>>215199088> preproduction is the same as filming when I want!SFA S01 didn't wrap filming until February 2025. Then there were months of post production.
>>215198364>more people are watching TNG and DS9 rerunsShit even the low effort reaction channels on YouTube aren't watching the NuTrek shows, they're watching all the old shows instead.
>>215197716>"We're losing money! The fans hate us! The critics are even turning on us! We're burning through so much cash on these Star Trek productions!.....I know! We'll keep doing the same thing!"
>theres fat female jemhadar now
>>215199257Did the fucking founders go tell them to train starfleet personnel? What the fuck is this shit?
>>215199059Oof Picardo got dragged into that.
>>215198364> more people are watching TNG and DS9 reruns.May we see your evidence? Because those. 90s Trek shows have never made the Nielsen Top 10.
>>215199301Nielson wouldn't pick it up because millions of people don't immediately choose to watch one episode of one ancient TV show at one time
>>215199301do you even understand what Neilsen is? obviously not.
>>215199210>Semantics because you got proven wrongShowed started being made in 2023. Seethe, etc
>>215199257Riker Beavis would, though.
>>215199149And yet no one wanted to buy them when they were still manufactured. Fanhome bought out the rest of Eaglemoss stock.
>>215198215>first black CaptainShe'd be a hundred years or so too late to claim that.
>>215199324Yes. But you seem fuzzy on the details. There's an Acquired chart, and that's where old Carpet Trek shows would appear. If people were watching.
>>215198459Same guy
>>215199301>90s Trek shows have never made the Nielsen Top 10.Even in the 1990s the Nelson top 10 was all shit like variety shows, sitcoms, cop dramas. TNG and DS9 were successful because they could target specific ads to the people who were likely to tune in. What kind of products would a sci-fi fan be likely to buy?
>>215198062And just when you think you've seen the worst, they double down and produce a deeper level of shit that was previously beyond comprehension. In a way, it is an amazing accomplishment.
>>215199413Master Replicas bought the Eaglemoss inventory.
>>215199413The Titan and Cerritos were released in April 2022 and the company went under in July 2022. And there were order fulfilment issues before that.Collector's bought while they could.
Jeffrey Combs is such a good actor
old things good new things bad general
>>215197716Who else here is thoroughly enjoying watching ICE beat the shit out of minorities?
>>215200212You new?
>>215200244no I'm a visitor from kdrama general
