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Is weapons good?
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I'm hearing it's INSANE.
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No. Certainly not worth Trevor Moores life either
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Depends on your expectations. As a horror film it’s hard to take serious. Also there’s at least two characters I found were completely unnecessary. You also just have to turn your brain off at how illogical the detectives are. 20 something kids disappear and they do the most half assed investigation ever.
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>>215198279
What is that expression supposed to convey?
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>>215198279
Couldn't get into it. Nothing interesting happening whatsoever. Poor direction, poor premise, poor acting.
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>>215198322
>You also just have to turn your brain off at how illogical the detectives are. 20 something kids disappear and they do the most half assed investigation ever.
It's not a far stretch of the imagination to assume the witch is somehow responsible for that, even if its not explicitly shown.
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>>215198279
Horror movies have no meaning anymore since real life has become such a horror show.
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>>215198331
her cat shit in her shoes again
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>>215198365
If that’s the case then how did Josh Brolin figure it out on his own? Why was the story not national news?
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>>215198279
Too many caracters and alot of plotholes
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>>215198279
No. It is the definitive example of "Nu-Horror" or "Reddit Horror"
>Interracial gay couple. Check
>Shit milquetoast and boring characters. Check
>Excessive use of violence as humor. Check
>Shift in movie tone from suspense to comedy. Check
>Overrated, boring but praised on RT. Check
>Possible metaphor for western social critique. Check.
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Its actually complete shit but its also unique, kind of like a fever dream movie, so i suppose it is worth a watch.
I only watched it because some of the actors in it.
When you watched it you would probably get to a point, like the last 10 or 15 mins of the movie and you will think you could have just watched that as everything else was padding BS nonsense.
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Do you like gigantic black gay dick going up your ass? If so, you'll love it
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>>215198279
Oh wow, it's the first time watching this movie that only just came out.
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>>215198377
Pussy.
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it's the best movie of the year so far
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It was okay overall, but the plot was way too dumb to take the movie as seriously as it wanted you to.
>kids going in a straight line is a key plot point
>100% of blame is on the teacher, nobody ever thinks to investigate the kid or his family
>retard cop doesn't pounce on the chance to raid someone's house on an "anonymous welfare check"
And every single thing about the witch herself including what happened to her was comical. A huge tone shift that did not work.
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>>215198279
I really enjoyed it opening day, and I have totally missed any and all hype and discussion of it.

It's pretty good.
The narrative leans into a red herring about the externalized vulnerabilities of children in society, abuse of teachers, mass shootings in schools, vagrants, competence of law enforcement, but ultimately resolves around a child hero that endures horror from a tranny-coded abuser exploiting the tolerance of family like older folklore.
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>>215198279
She cries for almost every movie or tv show. I wonder what part made her cry in Weapons.
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>>215198322
>You also just have to turn your brain off at how illogical the detectives are. 20 something kids disappear and they do the most half assed investigation ever.
There's a surprising number of cases where the police did do half-assed investigations though
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>>215198279
Why don't you watch a 'gal' react to it and grab her head in bewilderment? Then you will know what to think of it.
Surely those are genuine "reactions" people are capturing of themselves.
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>>215198279
Weapons is fucking SHIT. I should make a title like this and just fucking yell into the camera how fucking awful it is and tell people to venmo me money
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Yes, Weapons is good because Jordan Peele didn’t direct it. He wanted to turn the family and the female teacher Black, while making the witch white. Knowing him, he would’ve made it another anti-white male, race-baiting movie, with 100% approval from submissive white critics on Rotten Tomatoes, sold as the 'movie of the decade,' and winning an Oscar just for being filled with Black characters and race-baiting, written by Jordan Peele or some ghostwriter for him. Thank goodness the movie didn’t end up in his hands and was actually enjoyable for real people, instead of becoming something horrible you’d have to pretend to like so you don’t look racist, showing insufferable submission to a Black director in some form of psychological social engineering manipulation to humiliate people.
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>>215199573
Do it nothing stopping you
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>>215198279
Insane apparently
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>>215199469
Not when over a dozen white children go missing
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>>215198431
Cinemasins tier critique
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>>215198365
>It's not a far stretch of the imagination to assume the witch is somehow responsible for that, even if its not explicitly shown.
You managed to explain what a stretch of the imagination is while doing it, bravissimo
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>>215198279
These faggot reviewers are ruining discussion.
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>>215198279
is pretty mediocre and leans heavily on the hack non linear structure that barbarian, which was shit, also employed
they offer hardly anything worthwhile
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I've been watching some modern horror films this year because I usually hate them and thus avoid them like the plague. This was one of the new ones I decided to watch and I really enjoyed it. I thought it was a competent film that manages to appeal to my taste for old school schlock. The ending is incredibly satisfying.
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>>215198279
Yes. best original movie in years to come out of hollywood
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>>215198279
Absolutely not. Buy an ad.
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>>215198431
I don't get the joke of the image. Are there a lot sòyfàgs who are really into fucking pears?
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>>215201447
Basedjak posters are so creatively bankrupt they've devolved to lolsorandum posting
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There needa to be a horror movie about how your white neighborhood starts getting diverse. Jeets nigs muzzdogs browns.
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>>215198279
like most hollyjew movies, good start then a slow descend into sloppy dishonest filmmaking

good:
hero dad
corrupt cops
filthy junkies
gay faggot got the worst death

tolerable:
shit about fuck lady

terrible:
nicolas cage villain

all the directing muppet had to do was not turn it into a comedy for the last 20 minutes
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>>215199437
willem defoe looking mofukka
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>>215201791
>nicolas cage villain
Are you mixing Weapons and Longlegs together?
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>>215198322
>how illogical the detectives are
Very obvious that the movie is saying that they're corrupt and incompetent.

>>215198431
>Interracial gay couple
Who are brutally murdered*
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>>215198279
Don’t know. Didn’t see it and probably won’t.
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>>215198279
no it was fucking shit
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>>215198279
overhyped and mediocre, only got the success it did because eggers took the year off.



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