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This is a good remake and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
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It's absolute garbage and you're a fucking retard.
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>>215198715
Shut the fuck up faggot it actually tried to be its own movie sorry it's not a copy cat of the first. Fuck off.
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>>215198792
>it actually tried to be its own movie
Then make your own fucking movie, Rob, and stop trying to rid on the coat tails of people who are better than you.
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>>215198792
If it wanted to be its own movie, it wouldn't have been named Halloween and the killer wouldn't have been named Michael Myers.

You're a fucking retarded niggers. These kinds of "reimaginings" are ALWAYS stupid. If Rob wanted to make his own slasher movie, then he should make his own fucking slasher movie. This movie goes against literally everything that makes Michael, Michael.
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>>215198938
Shut the fuck up you dumb fuck Rob has made his own slasher flicks you fucking dumb cunt. Holy balls have you never heard about Devil's Rejects? Fuck off. Your taste in film is shit. This is a great, unique, film in the franchise that actually attempts to give more depth to the main villain while also keeping the spirit of the originals. It's not a cheap copy cat. Fuck off bitch. You have a low IQ probably because you're from Africa.
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>>215199014
>have you never heard about Devil's Rejects?
Yeah it fucking sucks.
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>>215199025
Only to you because you're a fucking retard and only retards would think that. Retard.
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>>215198580
The second hour when he just kills
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>>215198580
Fucking this. I can understand not preferring it over the original, but the number of retards that put this below so many of the trash sequels, especially the recent atrocious reboot is mindboggling-- which people like to claim are "gory" and "brutal" when the 2007 is downright dark and way gorier by comparison, it's like cultural selective amnesia. Also, the bitches were hot in it and pacing is good too.
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>>215199086
Agreed. Loved the topless bitches too, hot. But yeah it is actually scary compared to all the trash sequels which are downright comedic, some of them.
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I didn't hate this but part 2 was fucking awful
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>>215198580
Which version did you watch? Unrated has the rape scene escape and theatrical has him killing a bunch of guards.
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>>215198580
It's bad remake with good ideas, and what truly ruins it is that half the movie is just shot-for-shot scenes from the original
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>>215198580
It's trash. The second one is better and it's still trash. He should've made a Texas Chainsaw of Friday the 13th remake instead.
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>>215199233
The guy who directed the Texas Chainsaw Remake also directed the Friday the 13th remake unironically.
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>>215198580
>This is a good remake and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
well the dialogue with all the excessive cursing and fast talking is hack work
but other than the dialogue, yes its better than the original
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>>215199250
That's crazy, he's taking everything Rob Zombie worked for.
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>>215199298
Rob Zombie dialogue is kinda retarded, yes.
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>>215199167
Also this, I really like the remake but still can't stomach the second one, that one deserves to be shit on relentlessly. Incredible swing and miss.
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>>215199315
There is an actor who is in both movies as well, he gets murdered in both remakes. Plays a boyfriend in both movies.
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>>215199167
>>215199338
It clearly had a good idea, exploring the fallout of the Michael’s killing and how it affected various characters.

Fumbled the execution and the ending
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>>215199086
At the end of the day even the trash sequels succeed in being dumb fun slasher flicks rather than a pretentious deep dive into the psyche of a mad man no one asked for.
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>>215198580
It's my favorite Halloween film and Rob Zombie's best movie by far. Tyler Mane is an awesome Myers
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>>215199086
>the recent atrocious reboot
filtered
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>>215198580
I never understood why gen-x boomers treated this as some grave offene to Carpenter's original.

Like I get that giving Michael Meyers a backstory ruins the mystique or whatever, but its not like the original is that exciting of a movie anyway
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>>215198580
I genuinely really like the first half about young Michael Meyers and the second half really pisses me off with how it turns into a remake of the original that isn't as spooky and has god-awful dialog
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The writing is garbage and Michael's mom is terrible. The whole white trash writing thing is lame. It's better that Michael came from a normal family/life
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>>215198580
>OYE MAYNE MICHAEL GRINGO I WUZ GOOD TO YOUUU
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I'M JOE GRIZZLY BITCH
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>>215198580
Danny Trejo and Laurie's parents may have been the only likable characters in this movie.
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>>215198580
>y’know how Michael came from a normal family and just seemed to have randomly snapped and became this personification of evil?
>wouldn’t it be scarier if instead it was the most stereotypical “bad guy with bad childhood” shit ever? And everyone says “fuck” every other word that way people will know it’s for adults.
I probably wouldn’t hate this movie as much if I didn’t have an ex I hated with every fiber of my being whose favorite movie is Zombie’s Halloween. But it’s still shit.
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Halloween was never good.
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>>215198580
>no father figure
>mom is a stripper
>sister is a whore
>some bum lives with them, presumably fucking the mom and daughter
>michael is a quiet loner who is bullied
it tries way too hard to make his childhood look tragic. they may as well have given him a dog too that dies
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is Zombie's Halloween II a remake of the original Halloween 2 or does it have nothing to do with it
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>>215201873
outside of the beginning in the hospital, it's basically its own original thing
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So did everyone hear the mask is a movie prop from this 1975 film starring William Shatner? I guess it was kept on the down low so no one got in trouble. They use two types of masks in the film, partial face and full.
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>>215198715
the original sucks too
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>>215198580
it blows but the sequel is great
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>>215201933
it's wonderful how it spends the first 30 minutes on a fucking dream scene, truly these rob zombie movies are underrated masterworks
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>>215198580
>good
>remake
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>>215201358
What was the fucking deal with Joe Grizzly?
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>>215201639
I agree with this, but the deification of Halloween as if H20 doesn't exist is just plain silly.
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>>215198580
They made Michael kill the hot cop from Police Academy, unforgivable
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>>215198580
What year?
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>>215198580
Not only is it a good remake but it's one of the best remakes of all time and also is better than the original (but not better than the original sequel)
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>>215200833
He had a backstory in the original. Rob just changed it to what he always does, hillbilly redneck white trash.
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>>215198715
Was going to say this thanks for beating me to it
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>>215199167
Absolute ass shit. I don’t even think I made it an hour. Just those 2 dumb bitches screaming.
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>>215198580
I agree 100%. I actually like it just as much as the original (and I personally never pretended that RZ's remake was "bad"). Granted, I can only speak for myself. I simply don't understand why the remake and it's sequel get shit on so badly. I thought both were very enjoyable.
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>>215199233
Rob Zombie already did a TCM remake and it’s called House of 1000 Corpses
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Killing the bully and his sisters boyfriend are two of the best horror murders



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