TEAM JACOB REPORTING IN
>>215199627was anna kendrick in twilight?
sexxxxooooo
>>215199642manlet
>>215199627>nooooooo you can't have a baby with a human girl because...that will end the world!what the fuck was his problem
>>215199627>>215200401>I HAVE to have sex with this 16 year old girl in high school! I just love her generic blank slate self-insert template character so much!>ok yes I'm 250 years old but actually vampires are very immature for their ages, it's not weird
>>215200456>age gaps are okay aslong as it's a hot guy
>>215199627friendly reminder that 50 Shades of Grey began as a fucking Twilight fan fiction. Do women just like to be bitten and pissed on?
>>215200711>Do women just like to be bitten and pissed on?yesalso the mortal instruments series was originally a draco malfoy fanfic
>>215200711If you have influence/money and look like Edward Cullen or Christian Grey, yes.
>>215200724Cassandra Clare is a psycho. I wrote fan mail to her when I was twelve where I badmouthed her inspiration Stephanie Meyer. She was so vindictive that in her next series, she named an evil character after me.
>>215200922>she named an evil character after me.I don't believe you, but name?
>>215200941Jessamine from infernal devices. The series takes place in Victorian England. There was no such name as jessamine back then and yet she named the evil bitchy blond character after me, a 12/13 year old girl at the time.
>>215201271I haven't read the series, but I'll take your word for it
>>215200401arent vampires supposed to be undead? youre telling me they still have swimmers?
>>215201808they do in twilight at least and the baby is born as a mixed creatued that ages super fast until they enter teenangerhood within a month of being born
>>215201863>that ages super fast until they enter teenangerhood within a month of being bornim sure thats just super convenient for the plot
>>215201917yes it makes it about 1% less weird that jacob is in love with her
>>215200711Yes.
>>215200456Twilight is just anime for women.
Genderswapped movie when?
>>215200456Imagine being the one singleton in a house full of perpetually 18 year old couples for decades. No wonder he was such an emo bitch at the beginning of the series. The bit about how he broke her ribs having sex was pretty nuts too. Like if you're that strong wouldn't you just do cowgirl or something so you don't accidentally snap her in half?
>>215199627reboot when?
