How come there's still no good Marty the robot kino?
>>215199659>I turned myself into the pickle isle Marty
>>215199659https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUVBjvLy6A0Movies about humans enslaving robots?
>>215199659But there is.
>>215199807is this just another form of money laundering or what's the angle here?
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>>215199929This is the future you chose.
dystopian.
>>215200003>the masked taped on itrevolting
>>215200023Same effectiveness as anyone else's mask.
>>215200052even mine?
>>215200052kek
>>215199831wtf is sneed oil?
>No real power>Can't do anything by itself>Needs to notify someone who gets paid and wait for them to do something>Does not get paidIs Marty a janny?
>>215200003there i fixed it ok
>>215200198What you use when you run out of Chuck Juice.
>>215199867The scam is none of these machines are truly autonomous, they have pilots and minders, and the majority of the time this is a job outsourced to remote workers in india. They are effectively designed to normalize 'autonomous' workers among the middle class and trick children into thinking its fun and desirable to have some ever present camera following them around in stores. Youwill notice all these gay robots have 'cute' puppy-dog like names and silly features like googly eyes or some emoting digital face. That is on purpose, the companies making these things go out of their way to make them appeal to children so kids will think they are helpful members of the community and not dystopian tools for ruining their future lives.
>>215199659I hate robots so much. I can't wait until there are flesh fairs.
>>215200249sure, that all makes sense. make it seem normal to have these oversized surveillance gadgets everywhere. but why would stores waste money on it? they know it's not doing any real work.
>>215200370>that makes senseanon he's a fucking schizophrenic retard.it was probably used as a testing platform for object recognition, the same type of tech that self driving cars useand i have NEVER seen a marty and i doubt anyone here has. \why the fuck use a giant robot when the camera has perfectly fine surveillance cameras overhead. dont feed the schizos anon
>>215199659Goggly eyes should be illegal. There is literally no way that is more insulting, tasteless and insufferable to make something seem cutesy than to put these faggot eyes on inanimate objects.
>>215199659I think there's a movie called frank about an old man whose gifted a robot that helps get into wacky hijinks.
>>215201480>Goggly eyes should be illegal. There is literally no way that is more insulting, tasteless and insufferable to make something seem cutesy than to put these faggot eyes on inanimate objects.t. Banjo kazooie hater
>>215199659https://voca.ro/11D5ug5QGF33
what about kerfus, there's rule 34 with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncySiTOMAHc
>>215200746i work at a stop & shop in NY as a seafood clerk - local 342 so we're different than the majority of the store as meat cutters - everyone else besides meat, seafood and deli is local 1500 - marty is in our store and he's basically harmless, he will beep and there with be a PA message if there's a mess but he's never made one himself - sometimes he wants to go behind the deli area but we just block him and he figures it out, happens like twice a year. he'll scan the shelves when the store is closed and the very early AM hours for empty spaces, it's supposed to be able to alter the CAO amounts so products can be auto ordered but it's honestly a big waste of 30k+ because we would just be better off with a few more part timers or another full timer or twothe kids LOVE marty though, they often buy the marty plush toys that come out every season with different styles and outfitsall the kids walk up to marty and hug him or wave and say "HI MARTY" as they go by, it's really cute and kinda makes up for him just getting in the way of trying to move about the storei'm thankful i'm in the meat cutter union, we don't have to do shit outsides our departs, 1500 gets bossed around by the company all day long
I recently saw a Marty beeping and freaking out over a sign on the ground. I didn't want to pick it up because I figured he might not realize it and continue beeping over nothing. So I left it for the robot wrangler employee to deal with.I remember they added this expensive robot program in the middle of major labor cutbacks.
forgot my pic
>>215199929I finally found one of these things and I have to debunk this meme, a small piece of cardboard made it stop dead in its tracks and call for maintenance.
>>215199972nope
>>215200147>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>215199659Stop and Shop sucks, I’m a Price Chopper/Market 32 Chad
>>215204611I hate that new mascot stop and shop is trying to make happen that faggot employee with the mustache, they got pics of him all around the store all of a sudden and the commercials with him are even more annoying
>>215199831I'm only human
>>215204611Stop and Shops 8 piece fried chicken is fire tho, way better than KFC, Popeyes or them fast food shite. I get it whenever I’m too lazy or tired to cook diner that day
>>215199659FUCKS SAKE, THERE ARE SO MANY FAT PEOPLE CLOGGING THE AISLES IT TAKES ME 20 EXTRA MINUTES TO SHOP FOR GROCERIES BECAUSE FATTY MCSHITBLOB NEEDS HIS 6 CASES OF MOUNTAIN DEW, AND NOW THEY ADD A GIANT ROBOT COCK TO THE AISLES TO FUCK SHIT UP EVEN MORE?NO WONDER MORE PEOPLE ARE ORDERING SHIT FROM HOME NOW
>>215204756>8 pieces of fried chicken for "diner"how fat are you?
>>215204840Sorry that was me, I gots ta have my DEW! Not my fault these cheap ass stores don’t make the aisles wide enough to fit my mobility scooter! Take it up with the company, don’t yell at me!
>>215204856I don’t eat all of them, I buy 4 of them 8-piece baskets and feed them to my 12 kids and my morbidly obese Mexican wife
>>215204856I could easily one of them 8 pieces deals if I wanted to (don’t like fried chicken enough that that would be the thing I’d overindulge on) that shits all wings and bones and skin you pick off, other than the 2 breasts, the other ones is barely any meat of them shits, it’s actually a huge rip off
>>215203716Kek at the sign
What if it was cute robot girls in maid outfits patrolling the stores instead?
