>I used to fuck guys like you in prison!Admitting to your opponent that you've had gay sex is by far the most bizarre fight tactic I have ever seen in a film.
>>215202359It's only gay for the bottom.
Power move to try to catch him off guard. Of course, that ends with his throat getting ripped out, like Dalton raping his mouth.
https://youtu.be/2lKxldT5KQ4?si=Nge7GysG6dHBlBY0
>>215202359it wouldn't work today, homogay is expected
>>215202359>Admitting to your opponent that you've had gay sex is by far the most bizarre fight tactic I have ever seen in a film.He wasn't gay, he was the one fucking ass not the one getting fucked in the ass. If he fucked Swayze then Swayze would be gay; but he'd still be straight. Only the bottom is gay, all of this is explained in the Koran you can read it for yourself.
For my mental health I'm not going to take it literally and just assume he fucks (up) dudes in prison
>>215202380It's only gay if the balls touch
Sodomy is gay and shameful. Pretending pitching isn't gay is how men cope with their gay acts of sodomy.
>>215202515This is why movie dialogue isn't allowed to be ambiguous anymore, everyone always misinterprets the writer's intent. If this movie were made today he'd have to say "I used to anally rape guys like you in prison!" because of people like you.
>>215202602That's what happens when everything has a prequel. Audiences think they everything needs an answer and story
>>215202582Cope. You're basically just using the other guy's butthole as a fleshlight. It's not as though you're attracted to him. Not gay.
>"Why would you admit this? It makes you look weak">Thread full of 'straight' 'men' pretending they aren't intimidated by the very thoughtLooks like we got some bottombois who need breaking in.
>>215202380Nope. If anything being a top is gayer because you're actively fucking a man. At least a bottom can claim victimhood.I've never bought the "power dynamic" argument for gay prison buttsecks. It's homosexuals doing what they love; nothing more.
>>215202509>fucking men in the ass is not gay
>>215202582You're right, but I don't like the churchy tone of your post, Flanders.
If what he said is gay then that means buck breaking is also gay, which it isn't
>>215202675lol, what would motivate you to defend faggottry? I guess if you were in prison you'd take that opportunity to fuck men. That's very gross of you, anon.
>OH N-
>>215202753I'm defending logic and reason
The idea of "men in prison go so long without a woman's touch that they have to resort to buttfucking other inmates" is really strange from the perspective of a KHV.
>>215202675But what if he poops on it? What are you gonna do about the poop on your dick?
>>215202675>hmmm wha5 shall I use yo masturbate today>my right hand? A beautiful woman? Or a sex toy from Amazon?>Wait a minute, is that some dudes crusty, hairy, shit filled asshole? Itadakimasu!
>>215202709>>215202753>>215202785get a load of this fucking sissy, you're just the type to play the "victim" for me when I'm behind bars
>>215202809It wouldn't be shit-filled if Americans knew how to wipe their asses properly but of course you savages do not
>>215202359>The guiding spirit of “Road House” can be glimpsed in one particular scene, which is set in the trophy room of an evil sadist who holds a helpless town in his iron grasp. His hunting trophies include not only the usual deer and elk and antelopes, but also orangutans, llamas and a matched set of tropical monkeys. This guy went hunting in the zoo.>This is the first movie in a long time to use the line, “Prepare to die!” And how long has it been since the same movie contained a) a dash into an exploding building to save an occupant; b) a rock ‘n’ roll band protected by a Plexiglas shield; c) goons who line up for instructions and call the bad guy “boss”; d) a lecture on the fine points of bouncing; e) a sexy woman doctor who goes all the way on the first date, and f) random quotations from the great Western philosophers?>“Road House” exists right on the edge between the “good-bad movie” and the merely bad. I hesitate to recommend it, because so much depends on the ironic vision of the viewer. This is not a good movie.>But viewed in the right frame of mind, it is not a boring one, either.I hate Roger Ebert, but damn could he write.
>>215203908I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.
I love the smell of dick okay
>>215203908>This guy went hunting in the zoo.heh
>>215202359>>215202380>MY DIIIIICK'S ALL SHITTY>MY DICK'S ALL SHITTY FROM YOOOUR AAASSHOLE
>>215202785That's because you aren't a homo looking for an excuse
>>215202817Right. Because you're out there committing crimes as are we. You're the weirdest larper I've seen in a while. Strange fantasy to want to be the pitcher in a prison sex story.
>>215203935Nice reference.
>>215202359"I used to get fucked by guys like you in prison"The response that throws him off.Then turn and kiss himSuddenly. Its a rom com.I will take my 53 awards now.
>>215204468>mfw we don't want Hugh
>>215202359Yes it's bizarre but imagine you're in the process of losing a fight and the opponent says he's going to rape your ass afterwards. It would be demoralizing
>>215202809spoken like a man who has never felt a warm wet hole
>>215202359>I used to*WHEW* glad to hear that you stopped. Lucky me!
>>215202359The thing about fucking guys like me in prison, they start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin', and sometimes the guards go away... sometimes they wouldn't go away. Sometimes that guard, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a prison guard, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he strikes ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the cell block turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rape you to pieces.
>>215202785>Serve a 10 year sentence>Fuck every bussy one can>Meanwhile, there are people almost 40 who have never touched a girl.
>>215204543I used to fuck guys like you in prison. I still do, but I used to, too.
>>215202359It might have worked on lesser men, but Patrick Swazey experimented in college and is confident in his masculinity.
>>215203935I mean, its basically Proto-Yaoi
>>215204692That's actually a quote from Roger Ebert's review of North
>>215204719Either you don't know what Yaoi is or you don't know what the movie North is about
>>215205448I thought you were calling Road House yaoi because it's all about muscular glistening sweaty oily men putting their hands and feet all over each other
>>215202709Agreed. Gay sex is gay. I forget where I saw it but someone said "...if you're doing gay shit in prison you are already at least half a fag".
>>215202359He's saying he used to overpower and rape dudes comparable to Swayze. That would be a concerning revelation in a fist fight.
>>215205625What if it was consensual?
>>215204572Lol
>>215205694Well then yeah, it would be a very bizarre thing to bring up during a fight.
>>215205694>I used to have loving, consensual gay sex with my monogamous partner in prisonDoesn't quite have the same ring to it.
>>215205741That's a cute outfit. Did your monogamous partner that you had loving, consensual gay sex with in prison give it to you?
>>215205577I'm *half* a fag and yet I'd do no gay prison shit. Unless they actually had a real tranny with tits in there.
>>215202359As long as your not the bottom it's perfectly acceptable to have anal sex with your opponent.
>>215202380Always has been.
>>215202380Nah, this is only true if the bottom is girly and loves it. Fucking - or worse going out of your way and raping - a hairy stinking man-ass is the single gayest thing you can do, in fact far gayer than actually being a shaved sissy crossdresser.
I’ve literally said this to retards who try to chirp meYou ain’t lived until you’ve told a nigger mouthing off to you that you’re going to rape him
>>215202359He was on medication
>>215206035This I told my coworker at advanced auto parts that I'd skullfuck him and it ended his shit talking
>>215202359prison fags are a different breed of fag.I'm going to sabotage this gay thread though with something not gay.
>>215202359I think fucking a man is very gay.>>215202380In Russia they actually believe that. It comes from prison culture.
>>215202380When did Steve Buscemi play a fagola?
>>215207399>AI garbageNah, you just made the thread even gayer.
>>215202359Being beat up by a man who flatly says he will rape you might be a bad thing, yeah.
>>215202582You've been fucked by a dude before.
>>215202709It's a way for trannyfuckers to blame the bottom for the homo love