Honestly it wouldn't be that bad
Wouldn’t be any different than OP’s mom desu
I do this once a month. It's called being married, kid. No respect!
KIDS KENNY
Oi, you got a loicense for that ransom demand?
>>215202746The writers of this show are retarded, and they proved it here. The politician would be celebrated as a national icon IRL.Fucked a pig on TV (big energy) and caused a gay terrorist to kill himself (based)
>>215202746Being the pig?
>>215202746The bongs already elected a pig fucker 10 years ago. I doubt anyone would care nowadays
>>215202746only if the pig wanted it
>>215202903unironically this.everyone would rally behind him because of "muh can't let terrorist win"
At least in America we can CGI our president fucking a pig
>>215202746The only morally correct answer is to not have sex with the pig.
>>215203442yeah okay
>>215202770LE burn
>>215202806
>>215202806Lmao. Rodney simply does not miss.
>>215202903I don’t think that’s what happens. The terrorist shortly killed himself after making the demands and releasing her. The point was he didn’t have to do it but everyone’s attention was glued to the tv and not the princess or whatever roaming around in a drug induced fugue state
>>215202746OI MATE, WOT IF THE PROIME MINISTAH SHAGGED A PEEG? AND WOT IF YER MUM WAS AN IPHONE?
Back in the Limewire era a friend of mine downloaded a file called “pig_fucks_man.avi” as a goof thinking it would be some kind of joke video but sure enough it was some faggot literally getting mounted and fucked by a huge pig. I can still hear the feminine moans coming from the guy while Wilbur blew his back out. My friend nonchalantly downloading that filth to his family desktop is still funny to me, if his church-going parents saw it they legitimately would’ve disowned him with no hesitation or remorse.
>>215204389what if black mirror was phone? WOOOOW
>>215202903>>215203418It's not so much the terrorism thing, he or anyone in his position would be seen as taking the bullet to save an innocent life. In the case of him being the prime minister it only adds to the sacrifice angle.
>>215202746reminder your president wouldn't have done this for you guys
>>215202746didnt he fuck it for hours? how the hell can anyone do that
>>215204623They injected his dick with a numbing viagra. What male porn stars take
>>215204623Pretty sure they give him drugs but I haven't watched this in years
>>215203442That's true. Committing evil in order to stop or combat evil is never permissable. Evil can never be justified.>>215203500Case and point.
>>215202903Isnt that what happens? Doesnt he win the next election because of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFVPe9rH3CA
>>215202746Agreed. This episode was when black mirror became a joke to me. There was literally nothing scary about it. If this actually happened it would be so boring.>Fuck this pig in order to save someone's life>Gross but okay I guess, it's literally just a choice between letting someone die or embarrassing myself a bit but also being a hero Was the person who wrote it like a weird animal rights nutcase? Did they think fucking a pig was some kind of horrible atrocity on par with missing a human being? That's the only explanation I can think of.
>>215202746This was William Gibsons fault
>>215204823>missing*rapingFucking autocorrect
>>215204335doesn't matter, the story can easily be spun to be more fun and humiliate the terrorist further.
>>215204404This unlocked a core memory for me. My buddy at the time punched in "girl and horse" into limewire and downloaded a grainy 10 second video of exactly what you'd expect. The next morning I wake up to my dad shouting at the top of his lungs at me "WHAT THE F*** IS THIS?!". For reference, my dad is a stoic man and he has basically never raised his voice at me, but today he was about ready to kill me. Half asleep but scared shitless I realized he found the videos my buddy downloaded. My idiot ass trying to protect my friend said the classic "I don't know! I think it's a virus! I didn't download this!" And he just continues to yell at me trying to get me to confess but I just doubled down on this lie. He gives up on me, tells me I better delete everything this instant and uninstall limewire as he storms off saying he'll be driving me to school instead of my mother. That drive to school was almost worse than him yelling at me, he's just sternly telling me how disgusting this shit is and how depraved people are for being into this all the while I'm still trying to insist I didn't download it but he wasn't having it. I think he mentioned how much trouble we could get in for having stuff like that on the computer since it's on par with CP, and ultimately I think that's why he was so livid with me.I never heard about it again after he dropped me off for school. He never told a soul, not even my mom.
>>215204711>if you kill your enemy they win
>>215204902Patently false and not even what I said. Killing is not inherently evil, murder is though, there is a difference.
>>215204404>>215204885Are you guys still friends with these guys? How did they turn out?
>>215202746Dude pig sex lmao
>>215202806Good one
>>215204389fukn mental, innit
>>215204977I'm >>215204885 and he ended up getting his first ever gf at like 16 and he stopped talking to like everyone after that. He also proceeded to shit talk all of his former friends for some really weird reason. No idea what he's up to these days, that was like 15-17 years ago now
>>215204404K-kino?
oi m8 wot if real loyf had the xbox 360 rating systemfucking mental innit
>>215204623>But Mister Prime Minister, the princess has already been retu->Quiet, we have to be sure. In fact I'll take the pig home with me for the weekend to be extra safe>But he killed himse->There could be copycats! Trust me, this is the only way
>>215204977NTA. But their post and yours just reminded me that a friend and I groped and made out with a girl who developed really early, when we were ten. Her best friend at the time stuffed her bra with tissue paper because she was so jelly. In Junior High she started dressing more emo with a baggy hoody. She moved away because her stepdad was molesting her.My friend was born with weak lungs and he died from pneumonia.
>>215204823>This episode was when black mirror became a joke to meIt's the first episode?
>>215202903>The politician would be celebrated as a national icon IRL.did you even watch the episode? that is what happens and its only his wife who is disgusted by him
>>215205142Yeah Black Mirror is a terrible show
>>215205226Then his wife is a fag and he should have dumped her ass for a better woman who thought it was funny.She's in the wrong.
>>215204711if having sex with pigs is evil how come your mom is a pig
>>215205244Yeah the joke’s on him>inb4 haha but if it were me I’d think it’s funny too that means I’m basedThey’re all laughing at him and don’t care about his approval. This concept is very hard for people with the ‘tism to understand
>tvtards pretend that a guy fucking a pig on national tv would be a celebrated herohow much more contrarian can you get? you fags mogs celebs relentlessly over much smaller things
>>215205377It would be.You're as retarded and sheltered as the (incredibly bad) writers (of this incredibly bad show) if you disagree.
>>215205377If he did it to save someone's life, yes, he would be a hero, and you're probably autistic if you think otherwise
>>215205407We aren’t talking about selflessly taking your life, it’s sex with an animal. Even though it’s for a noble cause people would still talk about it with humor underneath it all and even being forced into a situation like that would be humiliating not just “sigh, that’s all?… let’s just get this over with!”. Besides the royal family doesn’t matter to anyone outside of England.
>>215205437Do you honestly believe that just because he saved a life people wouldn’t make a mockery of it all, or that anyone who dared call him a pigfucker would be shunned like a leper from society because he saved a life? Lots of people are cruel. In fact, this happens all the time. People mock Jesus all the time and he died for everyone on Earth
>>215205510>some people would be assholes about itOkay, and?The public consensus would be that he was a hero for saving someone's life by humiliating himself. The fact that some people are assholes doesn't disprove the argument.
I love bacon
>>215202746He would be thrown into prison, though.
>>215202746This is just what Taskmaster will be in two seasons
>IN THIS HOUSE PRIME MINISTER PIGFUCKER IS A HERO, END OF STORY!
>>215205715>Was I the only one who had to fuck the pig?
>>215205715Lol
>>215203434The guy gave very specific instructions on how it was to to be done so that it was impossible to fake it in the amount of time they had.
>>215203442The only reason he did it was to save his family. The glowniggers said they were dead otherwise.
I watched the new season but only Bete Noire and the subscription one with Rot from IT Crowd. Are the others worth watching? I might watch em tomorrow while I paint my Warhammer figurines, since it's gonna be raining so I cant work outside.
>>215204823This was one of the best episodes and the first episode, retard.
>>215204885I had that video on my phone. I still remember the women yelling "yoooohhhh"
