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Watching City of the Living Dead
>>215205070my weekend movie drink
>>215205151I tried this once, but I didn't like it. Never got it again.
Now in reaction webm form
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I was told Sinister was super duper heckin scary. Total putrid dog shit. It's not even just mediocre, it's straight up a bad film.
>>215205209The only mildly scary shit is the reels. The rest of the movie is the most generic hounted house Blumhouse slop.
>>215205209Never take horror /rec/ from normies, ever.
>>215205209Most of the movie is pretty mid. Ethan Hawke is good in it as usual and the tapes are pretty spooky, but the Bughuul aspect and the third act are beyond retarded.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wMfLMRwIiY
>>215205150Based.
>>215205150Great fucking movie. Don’t know what it is about it. It’s cozy and also properly spooky.
13th film was Seedpeople and it was really bad. Shitty Full Moon Features Bodysnatchers. I don't know what I expected
>>215205163Seems folk horror heavy>Messiah of Evil I watched that a couple months ago and couldn't remember the name of it>Don't Look in the Basement I've tried twice and can't get through it.
Banned movies on /hor/ (REVISED)>X (2022)>Lowlifes>Swallow>Honeydew>Skinamarink>Suspiria (2018)>Black Christmas (2019)>I Saw the TV Glow>Firestarter (2022)>V/H/S/Beyond>It Follows>The Babadook>Truth or Dare>Pulse (2006)>The Exorcist: Believer>Hippopotamus (2018)>Halloween Ends>Manos: The Hands of Fate>The Invisible Man (2020)>Zac Amico's Midnight Spook Show>A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
>>215205232This reminds me I actually did like the music so I guess it wasn't all bad
Well Jacob’s Ladder totally fucked with me, emotionally and mentally. Any similar kino?
>>215205264>>215205276Not my first time watching it. But after VHS Viral, I wanted to watch something good.
>>215205286>>Lowlifes>>Pulse (2006)these are both on my list, what's wrong with them?
>>215205311Lowlifes has only been watched by the guy who spams the 3/10 white girl from it.
>>215205209It's a 6/10 despite shitting the bed in the third act.
>>215205298Angel Heart and Jacob's Ladder make for a really kino double feature
Is Don't Breathe any good?
>>215205335it's alright
>>215205335I like it. Some very Fincher-esque camerawork. Alvarez should have kept working on original ips instead of becoming the legacy reboot bitch.
>>215205298machinist, mulholland drive, insomnia, cure, memories of murder
>>215205286Truth or dare? There's like 3 or 4 with that name
>>215205286>A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)Why? It's just a bogstandard middling remake of a classic movie. The most offensive part about it is that Jackie Earl Hayley has none of Englund's charisma.
analysis anon here. Watched chopping mall three times... not because it was so good, but because i kept falling asleep, it was very boring. i dont even wanna analyze it. the most interesting thing about it is that its anti clanker in 1986. at least it had two quite different sets of titties to look at. Is there any actually good mall based slashers out there?
just watched re-animator now got From Beyond. I guess I'll just roll through and watch Dolls next. how is Stuart Gordon's Pit and the Pendulum?
>>215205376banned not for their contents, but for pissanons reactions. discussing those threads usually triggers a sperg to make about 15 posts and seethe. but i think he recently got a 3-day. so maybe its safe to talk about them today and tomorrow. the threads archive fast enough.
>>215205151yo leme get a sip??
>>215205335Would have been good as an anthology segment. Really runs thin as a feature especially when the "crazy" third act is really not that crazy if you've seen more than 100 movies.
>>215205286>Black Christmas (2019)I mean, I appreciate how it changed my perspective on the world.I used to think mid-2000s Black Christmas remake was the worst fucking thing in the world.Now I think it's a fairly decent Christmas slasher that should've been named something else. Or that things could always get worse.
>>215205441>how is Stuart Gordon's Pit and the Pendulum?I liked it. Good performances throughout.
>>215205189>3 shots for him to a put a cross in the kids handlol
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>>215205412outside of dawn of the dead i only know of delirium 1987 which had a mall segment. notable for serena grandi being in it who was a bombshell with huge tits. Malls are some of the most kino locations for horror, wish there were more of them.
>>215205209the ghost kids should have been cut
>>215205521HOLY FUCK
>>215205521I mean Night of the Comet is kinda set in a mall for a stretch, but then anons here say it's not really horror.
>>215205163i dont know any of these
>>215205105not /hor/
Dolls (1986) was so comfy. Watch it if you haven't.
>>215205521>tattooDropped
>>215205373The 2018 one.>>215205376Because it's a shitty remake that should've never been made, much like a handful of others on the chart. I like Rorschach but it's an ugly film.>>215205469Fully agreed on the spoiler. 06 isn't good but growing up is realizing it actually has a damn fine cast of qts.
>>215205521>tattooPicked up
>>215205606>it actually has a damn fine cast of qts
>>215205412It's not a mall, but The Intruder (1989) is set in a large grocery store.
>>215205551>not really horrorit's got a civilization-ending cataclysm, zombies, two certified QTs, and a secret government organization that prioritizes research over human life. i think it fits in the genre
>>215205606delicious sherbert>>215205647>michelle tit still hurts bros
>>215205656one of my favorite movies. i worked in grocery stores for many years so it kinda comfy and cathartic at the same time. clever kills and a great atmosphere, the feel of being alone in a store after hours.
>>215205070I just watched The First Omen. It was beautifully shot and very well acted, but ultimately I found it boring and predictable and I didn't care about anything that was happening. Quite a disappointment.
>>215205647>>215205469i am not attracted to jewish women. they fall into the uncanny valley. i think i'll skip this remake.
>>215205716There was so much fetish shit in that movie that I have to assume the female director was on deviantart back in the day.
>>215205656>The Intruder (1989)this looks like pure nostalgia. ill check it out.
>>215205716There was a real tension in it between making a well shot film, and hitting all the modern horror tropes to justify the budget. The random gore and jumps felt out of place.The lipstick lesbianism and pretty women were appealing though.
I don’t think I’ve ever hated a film character as much as the lady from Bring Her Back. Holy SHIT what a cunt.
Art was framedMy nigga did nothing wrong
>>215205647AI has warped my brain. For a moment I thought Michelle had two right hands
>>215205828i still havent seen 3 yet, is it good?
>>215205775Take solace in the fact that heaven definitely exists in the Phillippou-verse, and she’s most certainly not going. The best she can possibly hope for is an eternity like Mia, trapped and alone in the dark, but maybe she’ll have it worse considering she actually killed people out of sheer selfishness.
My watches this weekendNight of the Reaper: boringPumpkinhead II: cringe kinoJackO: see aboveTales of Halloween: good movie to round out the weekendI also watched quite a bit of season 3 of the Twilight Zone
>>215205872You know I've played the video game but I've never actually watched Pumpkinhead 2
>>215205862It's very festive. A new Christmas classic, perhaps. That said, the "overarching story" part of the movie towards the end was "eh". But it was necessary to set up the location/context of the 4th movie, so I'll forgive it.
>>215205511Fucking love this movie so much, Corman didn't have to go as hard as he did, R.I.P.
>protagonists spend the first 90% of the movie in denial that the supernatural entity that clearly exists could possibly existMonsters are fucking real, get on with it already
>>215205890Neither had I until last night. You can definitely tell it's some straight to video shit but I had fun watching it.
>>215205286>>Manos: The Hands of FateOk but can I talk about the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode of it?
>>215205828It's weird how popular he is given how much more sadomasochistic he is as a villain. Like you can buy toys of him at Target or whatever.>>215205862I actually think it's my favourite of the three. 3 > 1 > 2.
>>215205919what monster was it
>>215205872>>215205890I plan on watching Pumpkinhead 2 soon, I just need a second movie to pair with it>JackOI'll be watching this too, paired with Hack-O-Lantern
Was listening to this guy talk about going to Son of Monsterpalooza in Burbank. Apparently Katey Sagal was really cold, Billy Zane was super nice but seemed to be angling for autograph money a little too hard, and Tom Savini was glowering the whole time and wouldn't answer people directly talking to him, just a blank stare. Savini's handler was getting embarrassed trying to smooth things over.
>>215205919That's why I don't pay attention to ghost movies. Every one has to waste time building up the possibility that there's a ghost like we don't know it's a fucking ghost movie going in.
>>215205919Watching Jaws the other day I appreciated how fast it got to "ok fine there's a murder shark on the loose."
>>215205944Tom Savini is rather famous for rude fan interactions
>>215205937You could honestly pair JackO with Pumpkinhead II if you wanted. They were made around the same time and have the same vibe. Also, they both have Linnea Quigley in them.
It's more "dark fantasy", but anime anon - I just put on Angel's Egg and it's kino so far.
>>215205935>doesn't speak>strong>tall>clown (mime)
>>215205947And don't forget after the hour of them taking to accept there is a ghost the second hour of unravelling the mystery of why whoever became the ghost
>>215205070best zombie movie for halloween btw
>>215205935>It's weird how popular he is given how much more sadomasochistic he is as a villaini actually dont think thats weird at all. i think theres this weird cultural assumption about what horro movies are and it doesnt match what they actually function as. i think the reactonary anti horror bullshit that went on in the 90s legitimately conditioned people to think that either horror is just pro violence and far too scary to be enjoyed or its not scary but rather unsettling and has some deep overarching metaphor for us to digest. The former is why we have the nun and the latter is why we have babadook. ive been watching horror this month froma lot of different times int he last century and the overaching feeling i get is that theres a sort of catharsis to fear and i think Art the Clown serves this function quite well. his violence is unsettling and unpleasant but he does it with enough joy that we can giggle at it and throw our popcorn at the screen. we can shout "look behind you!" and yeep! in glee when the characters fail, but we also get the reversal of fortunes with the final girl, where we switch beck from rooting for the killer and root for the victim, the tension giving us the payoff of escape. Art is a jester, and he does his job well.
>>215205989Land sucks and even gladiator Asia couldn't save it. Romero lost his touch
>>215206003Your opinion suck and I didn't ask for it.
>>215205970Good point, I might end up doing that
>>215205990I want Sinners but from the White perspective
>>215205919I watched some crappy movie with a haunted camera, and the ghost kills whoever’s picture is taken. I loved how almost immediately they proved it was real to the skeptical group by lighting one of the pictures on fire, so the person in it caught fire, too.
>>215205981I always picked him as a medium-height king but seems like he's 6'1 or something.
>>215205990Ryan Coogler is autistic but he can back it up
Finished watching the V/H/S movie series, they were quite good. Stand out segments: Baphomet cult, Cyborgs, the two-part about the cursed lake, Dante the magician.So yeah, I want more highly violent found footage kinos, not necessarly anthology format.
>>215206047according to imdb the actor is 6'2"
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>>215205990>wooaaaahhh ol' nigger Coogler dun put me in a film>*bow-diddly-dow-dow-diddly-diddly-dow*>the music was ok but the plot was mighty thin>*bow-diddly-dow-dow-diddly-diddly-dow*
>>21520593190s MST3K will always be /hor/ so yes.
>>215206051I think you and I are the only ones who liked Dante But yes the lake segments are kino. Apparently he's the one doing the Silent Night Deadly Night remake. Might be cool.
>>215205944>>215205964Savini charges $15 per fan interaction nowadays, never mind autographs. Times are tough for the angry bastard.
>>215206277>Savini charges $15 per fan interaction nowadaysSomebody post it
>>215205070the beginnings of horror movies are always so comfy before everything goes to shit.
>https://collider.com/best-horror-movies-2020s-ranked/Another proof that modern horror fucking sucks.
>>215206277>Glowering: $15>Storming off: $25>Verbal abuse: $50
>>215205311Not a God damned thing. The stupid spamming faggot thinks he's a janny and wants to control the general. Report it when you see it.
>>215205989RAPIST
>>215206277he's one of those people i thought was already dead.
>>215205150>WopslopJust one disparate fulci setpiece after another with barely a spunk dribble of plot between them, and literally no ending because it got coffee spilled on it so >boy run>scream>the endWaste of my fucking time
>torrent client i use can download torrents sequentially and playback partial downloads>decide to find a formula for percent needed to download before beginning a movie assuming roughly stable download speed and playback bitrate>picrel>decide to take the final formula for percentage and simplify it completely>its just playback bitrate minus download speedmaybe the horror was the years i spend studying math only to find out that real life applications are simple as fuck. I was ready to solve a differential equation bros.
>>215205286Based.
>>215206326dude, the writing style is clearly either some LLM or someone water brained enough to write like an NPC. if the author doesnt care enough to write, why the fuck should you care enough to read?
>>215205327>>215205370any other films along these lines and also ffo:>fallen>the ninth gate>bringing out the dead>8mm>after hours>eyes wide shutbasically neo-noir stuff, bonus points if its from mid-late 90's
>>215206512Even though it's not horror, I think most people in /hor/ would appreciate Vanilla Sky (2001), especially the Anon(s) wanting more movies like Jacob's Ladder
i'm so fucking tired of shit movies, mannearly every new horror movie and every new movie in general i watch now is atrocious and forgettable
>>215206462kek. at least that's a mental exercise.
>>215206512Angel HeartCigarette Burns
>>215206560ngl anon, it wears you down.It'd almost be ok but they piss me off in various ways that old movies don't.
>>215206597>>215206462that being said, if you have a similar setup its simple to calculate! take the filesize of the movie, divide it by its runtime, then with that number, subtract your estimated download speed, et viola! thats the percentage you need to get to before hitting play. if its negative, that means you can start right away. i decided to write out in words the formula for those who dislike math a lot but might want the tool. :)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bP2x9hLRVAKino.
>>215206647I'm literally watching this movie right now. Love the soundtrack so far.
>>215205775Right there with you, anon. The way she gaslights the boy while favoring his sister, pressing him to open up just so she can use it against him. She was even perfectly okay with drowning him, because I guess he didn’t deserve sympathy. The film as a whole was a solid 7/10, but she felt so believable as just a profoundly shitty person. You could make an interesting version of the movie with nothing supernatural, just her being abusive to Andy, doting on Piper, and trying to drive a wedge between them so she can get rid of him and keep her new replacement blind girl.
>>215205775She's a good villain no doubt.
>>215206560that's how i feel this year. it's exceedingly rare that new stuff is actually good. this season has been disappointment after disappointment.
>>215206733this is fake but the chicken would just eat the egg if it wasnt
>>215205286>Zac Amico's Midnight Spook Showlol
>>215206874To be fair, I haven't seen that posted here in quite a while.
I don't want to turn into one of the spammers, but the Count Yorga movies are so underrated and I wish more people would watch them. If you want lesser known 70s vampire flicks, watch these movies
>>215206927The book is like 80% scenes like this
>>215206930Man they really fucking loved vampires in the 70s didn't they
>>215206926Thank god.
>>215206977It was a great time to make films of specific sub-genres. They had such a dialed-in aesthetic to build off, and producers knew that and wanted to cash in as much as they could.
>>215206384wow
God I love October
>>215206930tell me more anon
I'm liking this Black Sabbath movie.
>>215207252>act II>the babes just keep comin
