New queen of comedy?
>>215205078
>mega bitchNice name, bro.
>>215205078pathetic simp
>>215205113
>>215205078everything she does has that painful 'quirky millennial so random' vibe to it, if you crop out below her neck she is just some unfunny rat bitch
tittays
>>215205222Based and checked.
I think she's funnier than Rachel Sennott but there's something that seems insincere about her. Like she tries way too hard when she wouldn't have to. She'll be on SNL in 5 years.
>>215205078getting some real "previously on the shield" vibes from this pic
>>215205078I've never heard this woman's comedy before, but I've seen her nudes, so I'm a huge fan.
>>215205182>when you're 36 years old and think you're funny by doing stuff that made your friends in high school laugh
Of the few clips of her I've seen of her I'm not sure if her whole schtik is ironic meme stuff or she just genuinely sounds that retarded, regardless I'm pretty sure she's on the verge of doing mommy rp stuff
>>215205078Yes. Caroline Konstnar is too busy having a kid.
>>215205078Yet another female comedian who is coasting on her hot body. Why do they even bother?
Strawberry Tabby for me
>>215205078oh look a rat with big boobs
>>215205078Yes, the nudes are easy to find and yes they are absolutely glorious
>>215205078phwoar
>>215205672More than what you have got to offerUnless you have really glorious tits in which case I'm sorry
>>215205113The tragedy of simpdom is that women life lives of delusion from all the made up shit guys tell them for the tiniest crumb.
>>215205960holy FUCK there are some bangers
>>215205960sweet jesus
>>215205222Of course my horse!
>>215205078She's been whoring her self out on twitter for long enough you should know she's never gonna make it.
>>215205078Tits. I mean, what is the context here? Big bag juicy milk trucks
>>215206366Did you mean to post this in her replies?Simp freak.
>>215205078How are big milky titties "funny"??
>>215205078Certified khazar
>>215208665>damn bitch you live like that?!
>>215208691Your gay is showing
MILK TRUCK JUST ARRIVE
>>215205440Ben Quadinaros dipping into comedy
>>215205113I don't get it
>>215205113>let me get this straight>you driveyes
>>215206392Haha I have this!
>>215205078i only know her from her titsi hope everyone knos there are tons of nudes out there
>>215205113last night I bondburguer your sister
>>215208943I've only learned about her today. Are they good?
>>215208977spectacular
>>215208977GLORIOUS
>>215206392Everyone is a main character of their own story. There's few things more pathetic than letting external entites gaslight you into genuinely believing you're not the most important person in your life. Get a fucking grip.
>>215205078>>215205960>>215208665blimmin 'eck!
>>215205078Moonstruck sucks and is proof the Oscars are manipulated trash.
>>215205078>Moonstruck posterMajor red flag right there.
>>215205960Thank you for your service Anon.
MORE BOOBAS
>>215205078She has god-tier booba
>>215209048individualism's logical conclusion is faggotry and it has been the death of the west
>Open thread>Expect booba>No booba
All of Megan's attempts to get on Cumtown and Chapo failed Fucking Ivy Wolk was on Stavvys world and the adam friedland show lol
>>215209890I recognize some of these words.
>>215205078WTF ?
>>215209605>individualism's logical conclusion is faggotryI bet it is for an individual such as yourself, fruitcake.>it has been the death of the westI am not "the west" or any other spook, I am myself.
>>215210008Very nice
>>215208781It’s antihumor playing off the old joke about parking on driveways and driving on parkways
>>215210008
>>215210008Based anon
>>215205113I laughed.
>>215210008booba
>Chuds will look at this and say mid
Honestly mid.
>>215208781sidewalkdrivewaystreetcar, you don't cars on the street
>>215205960https://bunkr.cr/f/BVodgs8MnyNmrdamn
She has entirely too many nudes actually... Is she just an only fans bitch larping as a comedian to get clicks?
>>215210416better than when they ruin the fun for everyone
>>215210402I had to save the linkI had tothanks
>>215205113Pathetic tits
>>215210447
>>215210402BPD personified
>>215210562wow she likes cum tribs? mite send her one
Don’t know who this is but it just looks like Internet bait
>>215210402https://bunkr.cr/f/fKYiQL5UbKjZH
So wait is she just some random slut who occasionally makes tiktok jokes or is she an actual comedian?
>>215210617she's a comedian who does of
I thought this woman was in her late 30's, but it turns out she's 25. Good thing those boobas are divine and no one looks at her face.
>>215210670Oh shit a straight up of?>>215210674I think she's cute.
>>215210674Wait shes a zoomer?
>>215210694she's doing patreon lewds, which is of adjacent
>>215210562Color Printer ink is expensive
Leyla Ingalls mogs this dumb bitch
>>215210747it's a tribute not a charity
>>215210674It’s because her humor is millennial coded
I want to write stand up material for her in exchange of sex, how can I contact her?
>>215210770because there's no such thing as "zoomer humor". go ahead and post a wildly unfunny response to prove my point
>>215210008Damn tits that big normally have a shape problem but those are nice.
>>215210797it's not that serious unc
>>215210770The only thing worse than that "humor" is that entire bed alcove.
>>215205113Good morning, I hate women.
>>215205960Why does every single online woman have naked pictures readily available? I could just pick a random Instagram woman and Google her name alongside "naked" or "leaks" and there's always a match. Why is it so common?
>>215205113>dad jokes but with women
>>215210855Women are becoming more honest versions of themselves and it's a realm of pleasure to be enjoyed by chads exclusively
>simpcity.crAggregates content from various e-whores>coomer.suHas galleries from OF girls and the various OF knockoffs. Should be able to find most things from the last few years there.
>>215210770>X codedRedditor detected
>>215210674how do 25 year old women get hairlines like that?
>>215210878>muh secret clubs!
>>215208781That's 'cause you're not a mutt.
>>215210878bunkr has all the good stuff
>>215210985lurk more
>>215210921By taking the pill since she was 15 along with god knows what.
My gf has nice big boobs and large hips. It made me coom hard the first months but I got used to her plump body. Now I'd like to have sex with a skinny girl (preferably black).Being a sex haver is hard sometimes bros
>>215211001
>>215210855there is no social pressure towards generally moral behaviorsit stems from a crisis of parenting, but also the degradation of social groups, and at-large culturethey arent slut shamed, they arent guided by their fathers in early development, each additional woman who feels that this sort of behavior is ok reinforces its establishment in others, and broad spans of media tell them that this is actually beneficial to them in every way possiblethis can only be stopped by the dissolution of institutions which support or enforce these very behaviorswe shouldnt be at all surprised that after having told little sally that she can eat all the chocolate she wants and absolutely no one will stop her, that sally begins to eat chocolate until she gets sick and then continues to eat
>>215211045>shadowis this what shit eating medieval peasants called reflections
>>215210855all mankind share one thinglove for dick. through dick, unity
>>215211068ancient greece was a bit before the medieval ages
>>215205113I don’t get it, she cute tho
>>215210985Yeah but there's a lot of galleries with fucked up names you won't get from searching. I generally check other sites that link to them. >>215210927If it was a secret club I wouldn't be posting links here. It's a public website that anyone can use. Doesn't require an invite.
>>215210762she's cuter, but her tits are a lot smalleri'd rather enjoy both though
>>215211144Yeah simpcity already has its backup ready for when it eventually gets taken down like the previous version
>>215205078This bitch is so unfunny and has a horrible voice, she would be nothing without her tits
>>215211247good thing she has those tits then isn't it
>>215210878e-whores are switching to making all their "content" PPV so sites like coomer only displays the tame stuff they pull from their main page
>>215210402>>215210600she insecure about showing off her minge or something?
>>215211240finally, they were dumb enough of not doig before and ended with months of content lost
>>215211247I turn off the sound and only look at her tits
>>215205078she's genuinely too vain to be a sex symbol, it's like Patrick Bateman staring into the mirror at himself during sex.
>>215211383At least Patrick Bateman worked out
>>215210855women think they benefit from globalism, more eyes on them, but they're also competing with all the women in the world with the internet for attention.
>>215210770Her head is gigantic, what the hell?
>>215211669Yes, her heads really are quite large and eye catching
>>215210600Captcha>TY4NG
>>215210562>face
>>215210600whered these come from? from her phone or she used to be a camgirl?
>>215211669i see two other things that are gigantic too
>>215210770She is a zoomer thoughbeit
>>215212025she uploads lewd stuff on a patreon. no sex, just lewds
>>215210402
>>215205148Yeah Im a simp. A simp for all beautiful women. Problem?
>>215212407Lmao, get a look at this dood
HEY NIGGER IF I WANTED TO SEE TIKTOK CANCER AND WHATEVER SOCIAL MEDIA YOU ARE CURRENTLY GOONING TO I WOULD GO ON FUCKING TIKTOK
>>215210855Post-2008 recession society
>>215212699but there aren't big boobas out there...
This is literally a 4/10 chick with big tits. Get a grip anons
>>215212699you sound a bit tensed up go jerk off
>>215210855Dignity sells for a good price these days.
>>215210008>>215210402>>215210600Incredible tits.
have followed Meg for years, since before she got blackmailed and "leaked" her own nudesher real surname is mitchell and her sister Lucyskyes has been a cam whore for years and has videos of her shoving massive dragon dildos up her very loose pussy
Test
>>215205078https://bunkr.cr/f/vqf0b23Yfdt6T
>>215212854It's such bullshit that girls get to have these all to themselves. They can play with them any time they want. They're so selfish.
>>215212797How's her sister chest game?
>>215212992Women think the same thing about dicks.
>>215213012https://coomer.st/onlyfans/user/lucyskyes
>>215212797this is fucking hilarious. afaik they are estranged and lucy wants nothing to do with meg
>>215213045big pussy
>>215212797kek I didn't know about the sister.I marathoned one of the videos and yeah, it was massive. I wonder how can anyone reach that level of goonery.
>>215213045Dirty looks, body is ok, but tattoos. Good ONS
>>215213045she has definitely been with a horse
i refuse to believe her last name is actually bitchell
>>215210670She needs a MAGA hat wearing man to ravage her.
>>215213198It's Mitchell
>>215213198>>215212797
>>215213045I don't really like looking at overly submissive women like that, they just remind me of obscenely masochistic gay men in women's bodies.captcha: GA2RY
>>215212797that's kinda sad
why is this so endearing and kinda hothttps://x.com/meganbitchell/status/1777906474812907804?s=46
>>215213694because you are her ex-bf, now get out
>>215213694>never ate cherry, kiwi or pineappleis this bitch from the 18th century or something? maybe something like pomegranate or ground cherries, I could understand, but fucking cherries and pineapple? She never ate fruit salad in a cup?
>>215214050Condisdering she looks like a BPD pick me girl, she is probably lying
>>215212797Their parents really succeeded with raising their daughters...
>>215214148To be fair, you're on 4chan
>>215205078>>215213343this bitch will age extremely bad. and with tits like that, i'd bet a lot of money they're already hanging at least to her belly button now that she's into her 30s.
>>215214217pictures never age
>>215214217She isn’t in her 30s yet iirc
>>215210855It's extremely easy to get nudes from women if you're charming and a lot of men are jackasses who leak them.
>>215214217She’s 25
>>215214050>>215214095Some parents are fucking weird and don’t feed their kids fruit or vegetables. I had a friend who had no fucking idea how to peel an orange so he just ripped a hole in it and tried to eat it through the tiny hole
>>215214297What the actual fuck, how am I older than her? Bitch looks 35+
>>215214217I won't ever be close to her IRL, why should I care?
>>215214280I've been saying "tits or gtfo" to women via text since 2007 and it's amazing how much that works especially if you're already banging them.
>>215213244Anon.... why did you photoshop that hat in?
>>215210670>Massive tits >Literally no hips or ass Every fucking time. Tit men are mentally ill and probably gay.
I can't believe those milkers lived like 30 minutes away from me in Texas for years. I know plenty of people who went to UNT. I assumed she always lived in NYC or some other Jew place. Not that I would have ever met her. It simply would have brought me comfort to know those things were bouncing around near me.
>>215214297one of her profiles says she's 32no way she's not even 30. she does look a lot older
>>215214520I’ve been following her for years and she honestly just has one of those faces that look much older than she is. Zero wrinkles but just a distinctive look
>>215210855all women are whores
>>215214297I too believe women when they state their age fellow retard bro
>>215214514She's from Denton?? Fuck. She needs to abandon her dreams and move back here asap
>>215205078>Shitbull owner.>Busted face.Meh.
>>215214599lol, this loser is looking at her face
>>215205078I went to UNT with her. I matched with her and this other chick on tinder. Ended up going on dates with both. Megan was awesome, very funny and obviously has huge tits. But the other girl was a tomboy with a huge ass. I decided to keep going with the tomboy. Turns out the tomboy was a born again prude Jesus freak who lied about every aspect of her personality. Worst 6 months of my life. I regret my decision. I could have been busting ropes on Megan's big tits before she moved to nyc. I wish her well.
>>215214652i totally believe this happened
mmm bobi love bobs
>>215214674I can show my UNT ID if you want. I was there from 2017-2020. I lived on Fry Street across from Crazy Tacos. I love Denton. Art hoe paradise.
>>215214711i totally believe you met both of these people
>>215214729I also met Dr.Phil and Stone Cold Steve Austin when they visited campus.
>>215214746now that's something actually believable
>>215214599i would immediately drop any woman I was dating that had a pitbull. just shows terrible judgement
>>215214764why is knowing Megan through a singular tinder date unbelievable?
>>215214801because she's a woman
>>215214842kek, one day anon you will meet a woman. hold in there
>>215214987i'm sure you will one day as well
>>215214503It's the "mom jean". You'd sing a different song if she has low-waist tight jeans.
>>215210855>Why is it so common?Because its been normalized.We have nude pictures of the First Lady and this would've been a national scandal 20 years ago and ended Trumps campaign.But since #FreeTheNipple, its ok to have your boobs exposed and not face any repercussion.
>>215214801She's no Dr.Phil or Stone Cold Steve Austin.
>>215214707FAG!
>>215214796Unironically a smart move.
>>215214796good call anon, that's happened to me before, one second you're on a date and then the next second you find out that they belong to the streets.
>>215214652Megan is in the thread
>>215215144I'll trust Dr Phil or Steve Austing before any woman
>>215214707and vagene?!
>>215208665I can tell this woman is hilarious because she has a nice rack and i want to have sex with her
>>215214217>with tits like that, i'd bet a lot of money they're already hanging
>>215210878I'm a fapello and thothub man
>>215205113>SMARTPHONE MAKES ME DUMB>WHISKY MAKES ME NUMB>WOMEN MAKE ME>MMMMMMMMM
>>215214503>Tit men are mentally ill and probably gay.Most insecure post I've seen in a while
>>215205078No it's Molly Vivent I'm incognito so look up pics yourselfBigger tits better face and funnier
>>215214503How are titlets supposed to feed my CHAD sons?
>>215216092>Bigger titsBut does she SHOW them?
>>215216166Look up Milly Marks and get back to me She was on kill TonyShe mogs this girl
>>215216204fat
>>215216204Idk, her face is more busted and she's more outta shape. I'm a man who dies enjoy sloppy floppers every now and then, but I think Megan's tits are preferable
>>215215821I love big floppy hangers so much it's unreal
>>215216204>Milly MarksNice tits but she's much heavier.
I think breasts are nice
>>215216204She's just fat. OP chick is thin with huge knockers.
>>215216204>porn starFor me half the appeal of OF hoes is that they maintain the facade of being decent professionals and delude themselves into thinking people care about anything but their bodies. Sounds kinda fucked up when I write it out...
>>215216354>>215216279look up her earlier work from like 2015 if you don't like how she looks now
>>215211669it's just a filter, it's popular on tiktok for some reason
>>215216092>>215216204but those two are fat, being busty and fat is like a 50/50 chance
She's a cute little rat
>>215216942it's the same person you are retarded
>>215217245I'm talking in general you idiot.
>>215217270Man you are fucking dumb.
>>215205078her nuded are INSANE.She has a perfect body
>>215217277take meds
>>215210562>>215210572
the joke of is sex and boobs. i clicked for the boobs
>>215210562Think this'll be the one I print then
Her dog is named BirdyShe used to Have a subreddit
She had 80k followers on insta yesterday, 83k todayYou are such a bunch of simps
>>215219635You actually think there's 3000 people ITT?
>>215209890Ivy Wolk was on fucking Lemonparty because she's friends with my good personal friend Devan Costa and John "Kick Ass" Knauf
>>215217292SAAR HER NUDED ARE INSANE SAAR SHE HAS PERFECT BODY SAAR
>>215210617she tried (or is still trying) to be a comedian and used to post in the r/cumtown subreddit before it got bannedour resident fat OnA alcoholic boomer Jack Horner once spent weeks training an AI on her nudes to make even MORE Meg Bitchell nudes because he's from Portland and loves HUGE tits and used to live with strippers in the 90s and can code in Fortran
>>215219668NTA, but you're not wrong. There's been a noticeable dropoff in traffic around here.
>>215213694she is cute here for some reason but thank fuck she fixed her eyebrows since this
>>215210770If i were to breed her we'd create modok
she leaned into the fact she looks like lois griffin
>>215205078Her tits are phenomenal
>>215210562Lmao, this is actually funny
>>215210580yeah she's an onlyfans girl, but she acts like she isn't.
>>215220798
oh yeah now THIS is a career i will be following closely
We need a facial recognition app where you can search the internet for nudes by submitting a tinder pic.This e-whoring is getting out of hand and potential suitors deserve to know her degenerate past.
>>215221438That's what you get for unironically using dating apps lmao.
>man sees tits>man happyThis is how it works.
>>215214217Not a problem at all. Big saggy titties are the best titties.
>>215205113>i said something dumb haha so funny
>>215205113they have it so easy
Might be the final boss in the 4channers imaginary girlfriend catalogue >4/10 face making her attainable>le quirk chungus >massive tits>unapologetic hoeNoice
>>215209605You will simply never be the main character in my story, no matter how much pilpul you hit me with. Cope, seethe and kvetch, but do it quietly thanks.
>>215205078ive seen her puss and bare tits therefore i no longer respect her or value anything she has to say
>>215211296women dont value their tits as much as you think they dothey DO value their gash+ insecurity
>>215222328You dont respect your mom and sister either then?
>>215222142>4/10 faceNow show the Asian you find attractive
>>215210770>dont smile or laugh at anything she does>fat balding male is shown>says 2 lines>laugh instantly
>>215210855>leave college>cant find a job>sell porn online for a few years to gain a following/pay rent>get a job>nuke(as much as you can) all the porn and internet presence you had while still trying to retain the following you hadtale as old as time really.
>>215214432it can work irl too
>>215222372anon...its not normal to see your family naked.
>>215205078i like her boobies
>>215222461Agreed
>>215222458mom's tits are literally made for their children. Sister's tits are not a big deal. Nudity is not something shameful. Unlike degenerates like you, we're not trying to fuck our family, so it's not something necessary to hide lest you try to rape them.
>>215222526Creep.
>>215214707excellent post
Jessie Minx could be a decent comedian. She would make a good podcast co-host. If you know of her and have never listened to her speak on camshows you'd be surprised by her personality. She is very low-brow and self-deprecating. Swears a lot.
>>215210402unironically she'd be cuter with small boobs>>215210580I kek'dalso>bitchellIs that a fake surname?
>>215210855morals always follow material reality. prostitution is shameful because it is dangerous and spreads disease. e-whoring has almost none of those risks, and so the incentives fall away. the body becomes just a body. Remember, opiates are simply replicating the effects of chemicals which are produced naturally in the brain. There is no meaningful difference between it and porn or any other kind of addiction.
I am not sure I would be able to resist laughing at her jokes. The incentive to endear myself to her for any chance at fondling those breasts seems to override any pretensions of being an honest critic.
>>215222723>Be me>2011 or 2012>Tweet @ Jesse something>Months later...>Mad gf dot mp4>WHO IS JESSE MINX>idk>YOU SAID SOMETHING TO HER ON TWITTER>oh that was before we were dating?>NO IT WASN'T!>oh oklol girls are crazySome years later....Open up my own website, ask jesse to be on it, she says yes and takes two videos for me :)I shut the site down but thank you Jesse! Glad to see someone else on here likes her.
>>215222385>Laughs at the punchlineBravo
>>215205113Bape her so she learns
>>215205113Not funny. Behead
>>215210562cum tributes on paper are ass, ipad is the way to go
>>215224092I just use one of those paper protector sleeves
>>215224092she just told you how she likes them & you wanna go against that?
>>215222142>>4/10 facedelusional. she is above average
>>215208805I Drive (2011)
You guys really shoot cum onto your stuff? On purpose?
>>215225685Sometimes
ive never had sex.
>>215222986yes her surname is mitchell
>>215225719insane take
>>215222526>we
>>215223644>only the punchline is funny>leadups are not supposed to be funnyfirst day on earth glorp?
>>215210855imagine you had a button that said "free ridiculous amount of money for flashing your dickhead once a month" would you not press it? thats the luxury of the female existence
>>215205113I'm starved for female affection so I laughed
>>215210961> But doc... I AM Muttliacci!
I love boobs as much as anyone, but why is this thread still up?
>>215205113You put motor vehicles on the motorway
>>>/wsg/5998610lol
>>215205078butterface big floppy tittays hank ass looking rat
megan seems like a hoe with a heart of gold and Ive chuckled at some of her sketches but I get this feeling of sadness when I look at her. I guess it's a combination of me thinking I'd have a chance if I lived in nyc and also the fact that I don't think she's going to make it and she'll disappear from the internet in like 10 years tops and go back home and marry billy bob the farmer and I know she'll cope and say "at least I tried" but she'll still feel bad
>>215217058OH MAMMA
damn, you just google her name and her nudes show up in images
Wife material. You get her pregnant early and see those tits turn massive.
>>215214514she was on hinge a few years ago and would go out with you if you just took her to a fucking stars game
women's bodies are wasted on women
>>215205078fantastic tits. i'm glad she readily offers them up for evaluation.
Have to respect the fact that she has no qualms at all about letting it be known that she will likely do ANYTHING for fame. It's cynical but realistic.
>300 posts of american and brown trash pretending obesity is sexy
>>215221438thats basically pimeyes but its not free
>>215229514I paid for a pimeyes sub once and it was well worth it because i found lewd photos of the rawtime girl that aren't posted anywhere else on the internet.
>300 posts of american and brown trash pretending obesity is sexyRent-free. No (You)s for third-worlders.
>>215213075>tfw even the OF gape whore disowns youthat's gotta sting
>>215229655>giving a shit about OF strumpetsc'mon now
>>215210770Just get her to reach inside a washing machine, it's not rocket science
>>215229738Wat
no but she has REALLY nice tits though
>>215230068>no but she has REALLY nice tits thoughA concession I'm willing to make.
>>215217292no she just has big tidderseverything else is meh>inb4 2/10 would not bangof course I would. But she doesn't need an army of simps deluding her into thinking she's beautiful
>>215230254She is beautiful and I'll fight you
