>mfw he pulls out his HDMI cable
tee hee my eyes are up here
oh look its that thread again where people who never had sex before tell us what woman like
>>215205369There's already one of these.
>>215205369>he just pulled it out?
>>215205369
>>215205463I want to say this to literally everyone who passes me by on the street lol
mfw he doesn’t have any premium tv streaming services
>had invited a girl to hang out at my place on Saturday night and watch a movie>Get sloshed around 4pm and start playing Mario 64>have my phone on silent so I miss all her calls and it seems like I ghosted her>she still wants to hang outThe fact that she still wants to hang out kinda turns me off from seeing her. Is that normal?
is this the best scene in her kinography?
>>215205657I don't remember this scene...
>>215205400It's most likely some kind of marketing/astroturfing ploy by streaming services. Though a lot of zoomers are actually cringe enough to repost marketing material unironically
>>215205636It means she's a needy hoe. By all means hit it, but she is probably trying to rope you in.
>when he tells you about his massive plex server filled with terabytes of pirated media
>>215205369Why not always have the HDMI cable plugged in?
>>215205657GOOD MORNING SAAAR
what does girls feels like bros
>>215205400salty milk and coins, also >>215205736
>>215205930soft
>>215205988>tfw a few years ago I would have killed for this but after having a long term girlfriend and living with her I would rather jack off and be left alone
>>215205797>Soapy when you tell her about your private tracker
>>215205988God owes me fat pillowy butt cheeks in my face
>>215206081Unless you're brown or black then you're going to have a hard time getting that.
>>215206115>lying on 4chankinda cringe, you know white men are the most desired by literally every race of woman
>>215206135here in Sweden they're all with Pakis and young doctors/lawyers
>>215205369that's a positive face tho
>>215205803>Why not always have the HDMI cable plugged in?So the virgin's mom doesn't trip over it and end his tendies for good.
>>215206339Lol you just get the long one and run it along the wall. It's not hard.
>>215206163>here in Sweden they're all with Pakislol anon you're so jewish
>>215206163>>215206378Same in Canada.
>>215205636I would seriously just take her. You sound like a complete douche this might be one of the only chances you ever get. Your response to a girl liking you is to get egotistical and think you’re too good for her is a classic sign that you’re gearing up to become a permavirgin
>>215206588What kind of projection is this? I'm not a virgin and I'm just turned off that she's throwing herself at me, I don't think I'm too good for her.
>>215206631You decided to get drunk and play Mario rather than go on a date with a girl whos into you. There’s no projection here I genuinely think you should get over your ick and buy her some flowers.
>>215205369I just leave my TV plugged in to my PC. Sometimes I have to ask my mom for the her netflix login, but girls usually find that cute.
>you mean you can just download any movie?>even obscure french ones?>can you get subtitles too?>wow anon you're so smart...
>>215205369>>215205392>>215205400>>215205411>>215205424This is such a shitty meme made by clear virginsThe hottest girls and the biggest whores all watch movies on their fucking laptopIf you ever been with a girl you would know
>>215205988name?
>>215206783>all watch movies on their fucking laptopThrough netflix
>>215206708Nta but he unwittingly did the best possible thing. And Your advice to give flowers is so fucking retarded. The second he shows any kind of eagerness she will lose interest faster than he did. Nothing and I mean nothing gets you ghosted faster than doing what women say they want out of men during courtship.
What's the best place to get general films in good quality? I'm sick of Yify and pirate bay.
>>215206995Ideally you just treat them like a normal person with respect and courtesy. If that turns them off then it would be doomed anyway. You don’t wanna lower yourself to playing stupid games and “trying” to be an asshole and taking hours or days to reply to messages just because you think that’s what The Fonz would do
>>215207043Amazon
>>215206995Sounds like dating these days is destined to be a waste of time
>>215205988>fuck this girl>everything is cool>blast semen on to her face, body, or in a hole>suddenly realize you're going to have to spend the rest of the day with this whore>despair
>>215205369I want to cum on her big beautiful eyeballs
>>215205988Prompts? This is the best one I've see out of grok
>>215206946Liv Tyler
>>215205369>mfw when he pulls out the vga/dvi coaxail splitter and degausses his cinderblock monitor
>>215207820retard
>>215206610She'd say *an* HDMI cable.
Women are just as cheap as men. These are people who wear a jacket once with the tag still on then take it back for a refund.
>>215206958There are lots of shows and movies not on Netflix. I don't know which women you think are loyal to that one service. This whole thread is retarded. It's like even if there were some shallow bitch hyper focused on how you watch TV, why would you want to impress that person? The "women-are-universally-like-X" thing is completely off base. I don't think this HDMI cable thing has ever happened to anyone ever. Let alone destroyed a potential relationship. How is it getting so much mileage on this board?
>>215205657>BWC ONLYFunny that's actually lore accurate. But will Amazon let it stay that way?
all the gals i know watch shit on .to/.is/.su sites anyway
>>215206783Last girl I watched movies with was genuinely positively surprised when I whipped out my HDMI cable as she thought we'd watch from my laptop. It was an upgrade in her mind and it lead to sex hehe
>>215208340Autismo
>>215206163Pakis are too busy riding their mopeds to deliver sloppa here in Sweden, Mahmoud
not this retarded thread again
>>215206018This is what I kinda figured as well, but still would like to experience it at least once
