>Previously, on The Shield..
SUCK IT
>>215206604>boring cop procedural
>>215206941>t. sucked dick like a cell bitch btw
>>215206604previously - on the shieldpolice! on your knees man!let's see that mouth!suck it!gun to his headrather than stand up like a man to his attackershe takes a man's dick in his mouthdon't think that would play too well with the voters
>>215206604>GLUB GLUB GLUB
>>215206759i look and sound like this
>>215207333Ok faggot
>>215207337takes one to know one
>>215207359But you're still admitting you're a fag
>>215206604He made you...suck??
>>215207377>you're cock-breathing me
>>215207398You're money training me!
>>215206941>off-topic replyThe Shield is neither boring nor a procedural
>>215207442>someone says something bad about X>uhhh no it is not like that Lmao what an idiot
>>215207460Well, it’s not. Continuing to insist that it’s a procedural only demonstrates you haven’t watched it.
>>215206604HER PUSSAY TASTED LIKE SWEET BUTTAHIM ADDING SLANDER TO MY SUITARMENIAN MONEY TRAINMY SON HAS THE AUTISMWHEERE SHANE?CARL WEATHERS SENPAI PLEASE HELP MEI LOVE THE SMELL OF UNDERAGE RAPE IN THE MORNINGHE MADE YOU SUCCK?BLANKET PARTYDONT YOU KNOW THE SON OF GOD HAS EYES OF FIRE?!VIC MACKEY KILLS COPS
>>215207469The thing that makes me laugh is the lack of profanity lmao what bad ass cop says "damn it" "frigging drugs" "gosh darn it"
>>215207484THIS GUY! HE'S PISSIN' ALL OVER US. WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE? BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE PISS TO ME!
>>215207484>>215207565Corny ass lines, silly writing for midwits
>>215206604the shield was the last great white show. all the other great tv shows thats come out since, sopranos, mad men, deadwood, the wire, were great jewish shows.
>>215207619What was the first white show? Dumb ESL
>>215206604You guys ever do Southland? It's the closest thing I've seen to The Shield. It's not anywhere near it's level but it's a damn good cop show. Just watched all five seasons last month.
>>215207675the first was rawhide
>>215207687Another police procedural just like the shield
>>215207707>>215206941have the (You) you so desperately need
>>215207690Lmao
anyone got a more kino shot than this?
>>215207732You seem insecure when doing these boring ass threads with very limited success
>>215206604Damn, Rick Harrison looked like THAT?
>>215207117Vik Snacky
>>215207751This is actually one of the specific things I liked about Southland and why I compare it to The Shield. They weren't afraid of showing it as it is - the nigger gangs, the spic gangs, etc. Most of the crimes committed by whites in the series are white collar, spousal abuse etc.
>>215207777checked
>>215207751no leftoid show ever managed a more authentic black character than this
>>215207777>VIC SNACKEY EATS COPS>HE MADE YOU EAT?>ARMENIAN GRAVY TRAIN>MY SON HAS DIABETES>COOK STREET
>>215207588What a sad piece of shit you are. Please get killed soon.
>>215207960Kek you are fuming
>>215207777nice
>>215207484Don't forget
>>215207751>yet another show worshipping niggersEnjoy schlopping your goyfeed you stupid goy
>>215208722you are retarded and the shield definitely doesn't glorify nogs
What season is the forced blowjob?I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for this gay blowjob.
>>215208753S3E05
>>215206604>S1Dexter tier>S2 & S3BrBa tier>S4 to S7Mad Men tier
>>215208753Says much about the shield fans lol>>215208976That's not saying much, that's actually pathetic wanting to be BrBa
>>215208958Are you the expert in faggoty stuff on the shield?
>>215207588
>>215208740Ok goy back to the shield brainwashing
>>215207377LETS SEE THAT GASLIGHT
>>215209018>that's actually pathetic wanting to be BrBaShield bros... how do we tell him?
>>215209322I mean BrBa is a pretty mid show, not something to aspire to be lmao. You really are not very smart and I think you're the only one defending the shield kek
I would say watch The Wire season 2 but I don't think you have the cognitive capacity, honestly just watch your shield cartoons
Pure kino
>>215209418Lol, lmao, no
>>215207777TASTES LIKE SWEET BUTTAH
>>215206604>WE SUCKED...A CAHP.>ARMENIAN SUCK TRAIN>CANADIAN SUPER SUCK>GRANNY CUDDLER SUCKER>WE WERE GOING TO SUCK TOGETHER>LEM I'M SORRY I HAD TO SUCK>SUCK IT IS NOT THE SAME THING AS SUCK IT>YOU'RE JUST A NIGGER FAGGOT SUCKER>YOU WANT ME TO LICK YOUR BALLS, DADDY?Best show ever.
>>215209546>>215209572Extremely faggoty show
>>215209668Your mother wishes she never birthed you.
>can't have a comfy shield thread without it devolving into all Dick sucking>showrunners included the scene in the intro for 3 seasonsI'm not even sure who to blame anymore
>>215207484>IM ADDING SLANDER TO MY SUITbased. billings won
>>215209681Kek nice midwit retort, you are fuming
>>215209693They gave what fans like OP secretly desire
>>215206604This is like what highschoolers think a cop show is like
>>215209442Na it is
>>215209820Maybe it's a little bit of kino, but it's very far from "pure kino" (unless you are slower in your brain)
>that one Wireschizo samefagging and endlessly bumping the thread pretending to be different peopledude take a shower get a job. playing tribalism over two archaic 2000's shows is so fucking embarassing. do that or end your wasted life.
>>215209709>show peaks from S4 to S7>those are le billings seasonsWait, was he the soul of the series?
>>215210097One is prestige TV and one is goyfeed slop for midwit masses
>>215209397Not him but the Shield is kino. I'm sorry you can't enjoy things.
>>215210277No thanks, seems like goy slop that drags on for many many seasons
>banged Mackie's ex-wife>caught many serial killers>helped his friend reach Captain>saw Mackie exposed>strangled a cat with no consequenceDUTCH BOY WON
>>215209856Compared to other shows of the time it was incredible writing, especially for the budget, they had a lot of long running plots on a slow burn that reared up later. Some seemingly went nowhere, like Dutch slowly going evil from always interacting with killers
>Shane?>*grenade explosion sound effect*>LEM I'M SORRY, BUT I HAD TO, RIGHT?
>>215210390>probably fucked billing's "bitch dyke" lawyerWay to go Dutchboy
>>215210452JUST ANOTHER DAAAAAY
>>215210390He didn't get to bang Corrine tho. They just dated during S4 but for a short time and never got to sleep together, I don't even think they even kissed.
>This is the little hoe that gave up my block>*Doom pistol gunshot noise*
>>215209693I don't know what you expect, it's inseparable from Shieldposting because that's all anyone thinks off when they think of "previously on the Shield."
>>215207588Kino writing for absolute kinemaheads
>Sorry to interrupt but I just confirmed some very disturbing news. D-did you sign off on a deal with the shitposter?>I did.>I thought we agreed, no deals. The only way to get Anon is to leverage his frens.>We're in the middle of something here, janny..>So am I and it just got derailed because you guys cucked out>It's over, Janny. Sending the spammer on a three-day vacation sends a message. We all move on now...>and Anon skates clean...*laughs* This guy, this guy is just PISSING, just PISSING all over us and we just smile and lick it up?>That's enough...>ANON SPAMS BOARDS, HE-HE POSTS SNEED, HE SAYS THE N-WORD. YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID YESTERDAY? HE-HE DOXXED MY REDDIT ACCOUNT WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF MAKING HIS BANS LOOK LIKE SOME REDDIT VENDETTA. HE MAY HAVE RAIDED /LGBT/ AND THAT'S JUST ALL IN ONE DAY. I WONDER WHAT HE'S GONNA DO TODAY, I WONDER WHAT HE'S GONNA DO TOMORROW>THIS GUY, THIS GUY IS JUST PISSING, HE IS JUST PISSING ALL OVER US, HE'S PISSING ON YOU WH- WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE, HIROMOOT? WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE?! CAUSE IT TASTES LIKE P I S S TO ME
>>215210582Maybe if you're not a native English speaker, but it's actually not great writing. But I do get that you third worlders are impressed by big strong macho policemen, and all the homoerotic themes in the show
>>215210612Aaaaand filtered
>>215210608Forest is so kinoI'm watching Andor for the first time and his retarded voice in it just adds so much
>>215210652Why defend this schlock so eagerly, it's so cute
>>215207687>nog detective>but also voiced Huey from BoondocksThe Shield got me used to this anyway so I guess I'll give it a try.Are the characters morally grey or is this bluebloods though?
>>215210243>one is goyfeed slop for midwit massesbut enough about The Wire
>>215210390>watches his latina waifu get fucked by another guy through the window as your nemesis spies from afarHow did he let Billings live?
>>215211172Lmao what a reply, nigga. Here I got a shield gif laughing at your silly post
>>215210452reminder that Vick would've done it too if Shane didnt do it first
>>215211217>Literal cuckoldryWell shit color me surprised. Nice show you got there, celebrating nigger culture, cuckolds and all the homo dick sucking network television lets you see
Reminder Burnt Chrysler was on the shield https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Btd3gGbqw3w
Save MUH JOB
>>215212538The origins of Dutch’s cuck fetish
>>215210398>like Dutch slowly going evil from always interacting with killersThis is such a brainlet misread. He just had morbid curiosity and was obsessive
>>215211313Yeah, pretty much. I love that line in Shane's suicide note that "I don't think one's worse than the other, but we made each other into something worse than our individual selves."
>>215210608Makes me piss my pants with laughter every time. Thank you for spamming this.
>>215206604Best show ever.
The Shield bantzhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiJJulbyrT4
>>215206759Hilarious to think that a throwaway scare tactic by Vic led to Aceveda getting raped and traumatized for life. The cause and effect in this show was tremendous.
>>215213111The laughter is the most realistic I've ever heard in a TV show or movie. Great moment.
>>215213111One of the last scenes with the Strike Team having a good time together, and Lem wasn't present :(
small but natural
>>215206604https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxD3rpVsO9Q
>Maybe we should cut Anon a break and not call him a faggot..>NAHHHHHHH
>>215213214That scene and all of the S1/S2 hangout scenes are brutal to watch knowing the ending. This is why I cant' stand to rewatch it anymore, man. I can't stomach how cruelly it all ended and how attached I got to the Strike Team. No show has ever had such a profound emotional affect on me. Masterpiece.
>>215206604The entertainment value this show had and the way it was shot added so much cinematic flavor. Despite HBO shows having premium budget, they were shot so boring and flat. This show's camerawork and cinematography was top tier despite them having a shoestring budget.
>>215213351>>215213377I'd hang out with you Shield fanboy. However I think the camera work was a bit poor during the first season, eventually got much better but never to the level of Sopranos later seasons. Both are my favourite TV dramas, and agree with you in scenes like this one not feeling the same as during first watch:https://youtu.be/gc0Aw2r6J4s?si=_cLa7EAOUoMkuswW
>>215213377Kek this is such bullshit, you just need a show that's easy on your slow brain and the shield provides just that entertainment for people like picrel
>>215213479>to the level ofWhat level? They just put the camera in one place and had the actors say stuff. It never moved, it was never dynamic and cinematic. What on earth are you fucking talking about? That's one of the biggest marks against it. No flavor in how it was shot because the writer's room controlled the entire production and didn't care about the visual side. The Shield had the guys from The Mist shoot it.
>>215213053Ok smoothbrain
>>215213497Just end your life and call your parents to apologize for not making something out of it before you do, ok champ?piece of shit wirefuckhead.
>Shield fans having discussion and enjoying themselves>one Wireschizo just samefagging for HOURSman, people like this really need to be killed as well as their entire bloodlines so no one like them ever comes out into the world.
>YOU LEAVE PETER PARKER ALONE OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL MAKE YOU HURT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER HURT BEFORE
>>215213533Get better taste and education you brainlet
>>215213525Wirecucks can never leave us alone
>>215213542But it's literally one guy shieldposting and having made up conversations. It's the same style of writing, some sort of milquetoast, limp wristed faggy way of replying
>>215213584Wirechads are laughing at your over the top, cartoonish procedural cop show
Btw I am slapping your faggy ass over in the Gaylords of Anarchy thread too
>>215213639Shieldbros just have a good time while Wirefags tell us how serious their show is.
>>215206604The Aceveda Sucks it scene occurs in Season 3 Episode 5 "Mum".Subsequent episode recaps where the scene is recapped:>S03 E06 Posse Up>S03 E07 Safe>S03 E09 Slipknot>S03 E10 What Power Is>S04 E02 Grave>S04 E04 Doghouse>S04 E10 Back in the Hole>S04 E12 Judas Priest>S04 E13 Aint That a Shame>S05 E07 Man InsideThere were a total of 83 episodes of The Shield.The Aceveda "Suck It" scene featured in 12% of episode opener recaps.
>>215213819But the shield is such a mid show, like enjoying a shit cake when you have the best cake (the wire). I guess you can't force good taste and education a pig hence it's better to leave him have its goysloppa empty calories fun (the shield)
>>215213935That's 17.5% of episodes from when the scene takes place.
Sorry man I am currently watching The Shield s01e01 and it's sooo fucking corny, mackey is like what a highschooler thinks a cool cop is lmao
>>215213935lmao
>>215213639>>215213819Chain of coomand shitbirds.
>>215213935>Back in the Hole>Man InsideKekProduction crew must have had a real hate boner for Benito Martinez
>>215213981I actually like the Wire but The Shield is more entertaining and deeper. The Wire trys so hard, The Shield doesn't care.
>>215214090I don't think you understand the wire, to be completely honest
>>215214099Wirefags think it's so deep. Oh wow jigaboos committing crime bc racial inequity.
>>215213935t. Dutch
>>215214152It's not about niggers, though
>>215214212Right it's about Baltimore. The Shield is a more entertaining story about LA.
>>215214250You asking chat gpt about the wire? Lmao
>>215206941>>215207588>>215207707>>215209442>>215210288>>215213525>>215213639>AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU'RE STILL JUST A NIGGER! WITH A FAGGOT NIGGER SON!
>>215213935Damn, it felt like a lot more. Still a lot of SUCK though.
>>215214305And where is the respect in that?
>>215214305The only role Walton is reported to have said he regrets doing
>>215214278The Shield won with episode 1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Pt5GYsx_w
>>215214435Not clicking that, use words you silly baboon
>>215214487Ronniebros it hurts so bad
>>215213935https://youtu.be/r2aINQduzqM
>>215215039He made him cum. Not only was it gay, he was good at it.
