20 Years Later edition previous: >>215213876
anime /hor/ kino will live on in this thread
>>215222347can you post more? so I can report your ass
>>215222293There’s some decent stuff scattered in H20 but man it’s a mess. The mask continuity is all over the place
>>215222293Way better legacy sequel than the new ones.
>>215222363Kino
Streaminh spooky movies all month long atManestream.live/bongCome by and shit post or ask for requests
watch Fréwaka (2024)
>>215222364>so I can report your assannouncing a report is against the rules, retard LMAO
>>215222363I like how they played "suspenseful" music during that scene, as if Jason would be doing that
Which other RL Stine books/episodes should get feature length adaptions?
>>215222428>not using a vpn to announce a reportbro is 2025
>>215222363She grabbed the wrong one
>>215222363Nice Mickey Mouse T-shirt
>>215222439>tubi originali can't begin to imagine
>>215222347any kino with hot vampire ladies?
>>215222251I remember I had that Mad Balls comic. I wonder what happened to it. My mad balls were in the attic and kind of melted. I wish I hadn't just thrown them away though. I'm sad about mad balls now.
watching El Orfanato (2007)
>>215222510>My mad balls were in the attic and kind of melted. I wish I hadn't just thrown them away though.Oh no! Thats too bad anon. I'd say you should try to replace them but those original ones are expensive as fuck now.
I used to see this VHS at the video store as a kid and it looked scary but never watched it. Is it good?
>>215222487Master Of Mosquiton (1996 OVA), has a vampire lady walking around naked in one episode, Nightwalker: Midnight Detective (1998) has a couple of vampire ladies but the main character is bisexual so if that bothers you, just skip it
We often talk about our fave F13 girls but who are your fave Halloween girls? For me its these two.
>>215222620i thought the rules of halloween were you have to have sex, drink or take drugs to die but both versions end up murdered
>>215222363Fucking delicious primo bitch.
>>215222582For me it was Jack Frost
Thanks to whoever recommended Leif Jonker's Darkness yesterday, it was pretty great. Love the exploding zombie scenes and all the thrash metal
>>215222582I put this on my October watch list but haven't got around to it
>>215222620
>>215222582>early 1990s to early 2000s movies about the internet>good
>>215222215takes too long to get started just like the original and Michael barely kills anyonenice setting at least
>>215222583At least Nightwalker had lots of tits and blood so they got that right
>>215222725
>>215222620Vicky a cute and did not deserve
>>215222483some are actually passable
>>215222363Based
Michael's a retard that doesn't even have a motive for killing like Jason does
>>215222853Jason has no reason to kill most people who are just randomly there, including once he starts targetting people outside the camp
>>215222941He really scares black people huh
>>215222388No. That black guy was annoying.
>>215222582>is it goodabsolutely not but there are some really soulful bits to it, especially in the early-era web design
>>215222620This bitch and her big nose. I will forever mourn the fact that I will never fuck this handsome bitch (and a most other women) in her prime.
Almost finished Skinner. Pretty good
>>215223381is that the one where Sam Raimi's brother skins a black man and wears his body like a suit while doing a racist black guy impression?
>>215222511i actually saw this in theaters and forgot all about it until now.. weird to think, now, that it got a major theater release at all in the usa, but i think pan's labyrinth really increased interest in spanish language spooky movies, and guillermo del toro had his name attached somehow..
>>215223322how do i get a white girl like this?
Posted in the last thread after the new one was made like a retard.Done with the FF shit, finally can get into the 70s now. So far (asterisk denotes it's a rewatch):Great>[REC]*Good>The Church*>As Above, So Below>Stage Fright*>The Collingswood Story>Occult>Noroi>The BorderlandsOk/decent>Missing Child Videotape>Halloween II*Mediocre to bad>Butterfly Kisses>Alien Abduction: Incident in Lake County>Body Puzzle>Cloverfield>Halloween IV>The Phoenix Tapes 97>Psychic Visions: JaganreiBad to very bad>Exists>Lake Mungo>Phoenix Forgotten>Shirome>Criaturas hediondas>Crowsnest>[REC]2>The Blair Witch Project>Clownhouse>Demons 5
>>215223670Stage Fright is way better than Rec
>>215223467Be brown
>>215223459Yeah that one lol
>>215223670You have shit taste
>>215222545Yeah, they might have still been worth a little even if slightly melty. And it would be cool just to still have them, maybe they weren't all as bad as I thought.
>>215222582>>215222702Oh hey. He's a cop
this really is a proto-slasher
Watching a tv show before my horror kinos, there are too many black characters
>>215223951It's the blair witch, isn't it?
This was so incredible. Thank you to whoever posted it yesterday.
Is there any reason to watch The Exorcist Part II before III?
>>215224201no
are there any halfway decent contemporary slashers that aren't awful? i don't want any wink at the camera "hey look we're doing an 80s slasher in the year 2025" meta type shit...just a fun, straightforward slasher with a masked killer, dead teenagers, and some titties can't hurt
>>215224258Same questionFriday the 13th 09 is probably the last one that fit that description
>>215224258i don't remember 2022's sick doing any wink wink nudge nudge stuff
>>215224201Yes, it's better and also comes before.
>>215224258Terrifier series
>>215224308Anon said halfway decent and aren't awful
>>215224329come to think of it why did he say both of those things. seems redundant
>>215224182That and Exists and Rec. Youre not a horror fan.
Slasher is a contrived genre that just gives people a license to be lazy
>>215224376*btw I have full-blown AIDS, not sure if that matters
^no argument, just throwing a temper tantrum and acting like a child
I'm watching www.feardotcom.com and you can really tell some gigaboomer who thought the internet was magic wrote this
The Girl in Cabin 13
>>215224476Nah it's a little creative. Gigaboomers thought the internet was like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiYdMadk89Q
> A love triangle develops between three people who run a high tech chicken farm. It involves Anna, who owns the farm, her husband Marco, who kills prostitutes in his spare time, and Gabriella, the very beautiful secretary. Marco continues to kill as jealousy becomes more prevalent on the farm.> who kills prostitutes in his spare time
>>215224201it's hecking insane and there's literally no other movie like it. boorman's editing is also really unique. it's also got some really pretty cinematography and locations, a lot of scenes take place in this weirdly futuristic therapy officebut if you tap out i probably wouldn't blame you because it's pacing is atrocious
>>215224528sucks
why did nobody ever tell me there was a freddy krueger tv series
>>215224552I watched a few minutes of II a long time ago on Monstervision or something but didn't really stay with it. Then I got a cheap DVD trilogy. I was set up for II to be so unbelievably god-damn bad that it exceeded expectations. It's a D-average follow-up, but it had the toughest act to follow and isn't a complete train wreck. I enjoyed the 70s sets, if nothing else, and I sort of liked the contrivance of having to climb up a cliff in Ethiopia or whatever to get back to where it all started.
>>215224586Better than Strangers reboot
>>215224528doesn't suck
Has this October just been bland as fuck or what? Normally we get a horror show or some good movies release around this time. Ain't a god damn thing.
>>215224347Whatever.
>>215224728Go back
>>215224528The Woman in Cabin 10
>>215224154You could say the same about the Dracula films by Hammer since Dracula only shows up to kill random people one by one the fucks off, he even used a knife to kill a woman in one of the movies
>>215224794The Cuck On Elm Street
Damn this was kinoI avoided it for so long because I wasn't a huge fan of some of the other Poe/Price adaptations but I regret that now
>>215224599Because it's really really bad
I liked the exorcism of emily rose
>>215224817I didn’t think it was that good. Tell me what was good about without sounding mad.
>>215224185I just started watching this because of your post>opens up with a psalmkino
>>215224755Where?
>>215224599Becaus it's really really good
>>215224903I have poor taste in films so I actually don’t what is good and bad desu
>you can really tell some gigaboomer who thought the internet was magic wrote thisWILLOW, I SHOWED YOU MY PENIS PLEASE RESPOND
>>215224913Absolute kino. I only wish the final act was longer, but otherwise a pretty perfect film
>>215224915To Reddit
>>215222363Wil Wheaton look bitch.
>>215224185I liked this. I actually had to look it up the other day because I was thinking of it and forgot the name
It was one of the best war + shark movies of all time.
>>215225382Pass
Blair Witch Project is legitimate trash.
>>215225422It actually isnt. Both the first movie and remake is good.
>>215222620Danielle Harris.
“Danielle Harris,” the simp said while adjusting his glasses with a smirk.
>>215225438No they fucking aren't.
>>215222363>this was an ass in the 80s
>>215225422the first blair witch project not only invented a whole fucking genre on its own, its also one of the best horror movies ever made.
>>215225476They are. The remake was great too.
Watching Death Laid an Egg. Kinda boring
>>215222733ringu and pulse are both good.
This was pretty fun. Would have been cool to see it during the drive in release
>>215225734>pulsewhen THAT scene happened, I shit and piss and cummed myself. The whole movie just oozes atmosphere but im still conflicted if i like the ending or not.
I enjoyed this
>>215223670>likes as above so below>dislikes lake mungo and blair witchyou might have more than 1400 ppm of CO2 in wherever you watch movies anon, cause youre retarded.
>>215222670That was probably me. Glad you enjoyed it, buddy.
>>215225763You might like The Block Island Sound if you enjoyed that.
>>215225422You just had to be there in 1999
>>215225800>raped to death >raped to death, knife>raped death>raped to death>fall out window
Just put on the Fetus
>picrelfucking kill me. if i watch this tonight i am not going to bet till late. sorry to the anon who told me to watch count yorga, ill watch it tomorrow. >picunrelWith that said, i need the best american horror during the first decade of this century. i kinda want Sleepover (2004) if instead of the vibe it has it has a horror vibe. that doesnt make sense tho.Also, are boobs allowed on /tv/ if i spoiler them? i mean, nudity in horror is pretty essential to the plot, no??
>>215225531>the first blair witch project not only invented a whole fucking genre on its ownLast Broadcast did it first so you're lying. >its also one of the best horror movies ever made.except it literally is not. The whole movie is retards arguing in the woods, bitching about a map, getting by twigs, running around, and ultimately ends with a retard staring at a wall. NOTHING happens. You don't see a witch, there are no good spooks. It's boring garbage that was ONLY popular because of the gimmick of people thinking it was real 25+ years ago. You watch it now though the lens of a 2025 perspective and it's a fucking slog to get through.
I'm making my way through the saw series. This girl in part 2 really does it for me even though she's barely a character. I understand that each sequel takes place right after the previous so I'm still invested but 2 is already noticeably worse than 1
>>215225827Thanks for the rec
I like exorcism movies until the exorcism. Paranormal detective type vibes, people gradually realizing there’s a problem until they find out it’s something malevolent taking place. The problem is exorcism scenes are hacky, been done to death, and not scary or entertaining, and if the story/background is good it always feels like a weak payoff.The Omen, Ninth Gate, Rosemary’s Baby are non-exorcism movies with this vibe. Are there any more?
>>215225880This?
>>215225910getting spooked by twigs*
>>215225910>did it first>invented the genretwo things, not necessarily the same. >NOTHING happens. unironically filtered. if you cant suspend disbelief to feel tension build why the fuck do you watch horror? did you say "snakes dont get that big, this is bullshit" when you watched anaconda?
>>215225854>>215225531>>215225422Yeah I don’t get people who aren’t enamored with Blair Witch. I didn’t even see it in theatres. Rented it on vhs after it came out and watched it in the dark. Our house was at the end of a cul de sac surrounded by thick woods on all 3 sides, and it scared the shit out of me. Great movie with cool lore.
>>215225863Lol
>>215225927Holy shit, the LaVera girls looks so fucking old in that movi
Just watched the Exorcist for the first time. Why do people like to say it's scary? I found it more sad and beautiful. The ending felt incredibly hopeful too.
>>215225919The Amityville Horror is another classic one that fits the bill
>>215224599Because, host segments aside, he's only in eight of the forty-four episodes.
>>215225927>the poster>demon being summoned inside the circlehow do so many movies aobut the occult get this simple detail wrong over and over? is itt unironically to avoid teaching people about real occult shit or something?? read your fuckign agrippa and ars goetia if youre gonna make a demon summoning movie jesus christ.
>>215225969It's scary if you think demons are real. Otherwise it's just a movie about the concept of faith both in and outside of religious contexts.
>>215225910>Last Broadcast did it firstehm sweaty dont you mean cannibal holocaust? But its not about who made the first found footage movie, its about which movie set the blue print that movies even 30 years later are still copying to this day.
>>215222941>whites find it amusing>nigs freak out and run away cuz they can't tell the difference between movies and reality
>>215225969feminine hands typed this post. nah im jking no worries. the black magic white science tension trope is quite wonderful and expertly done in that movie.
>>215225969I'm a devout Catholic and it's one of my favorite movies. Very beautiful themes.
>>215225969You’re crazy. Pic related alone is a fucking jarring and uniquely eerie movie experience.
>>215225980It looks cooler. Have you seen the movie? Has anyone seen it? Why is this general non stop 80’s movies being talked about?
i liked Dolls. i dont normally like living-doll movies but this one was a little different and i liked it. i like the literallyme fatguy who started the night chasing whores and ended up getting a daughteru and waifu. and i liked the old couple. so far I've watched re-animator, from beyond, and dolls, and plan to keep going with stuart gordon. i tried dagon last year but didnt really give it a chance so i think I'll go there again. King of the Ants is really good if anyone hasnt seen it yet. the first stuart gordon i saw before i knew who he was.i watched dolls on sloptube and dont have any screenshots so if someone wants to post a dolls screenshot I'd like that>pic pseudorelated
>>215225531>>215225910The McPherson Tape did found footage horror in 1989. I don't know if it's the first, probably not, but it did it before both of them.
>>215226051Dolls 1987
>>215226045thats a real demonname the actor who gets credit for thisdoesnt exist
>>215226047i disagree. a summoning circle and a binding triangle look cooler, no one does it right tho. i havent seen it tho, no.
>>215225969I know it's a cliche troll sentence now, but it was actually a different time. As a horror film, it has aged badly to abysmally depending on the viewer.
>>215225980Viy unironically gets the circle concept right in a place and time before golden dawn or crowley or any of that formalized magick shit actually existed.
>>215226069>name the actor who gets credit for thisEileen Dietz, the actress who also doubled Reagan
>>215226053cannibal holocaust 1980 was the first ever found footage movie
>>215226101*sigh* why’d you ruin the fun
>>215225960Shes so lumpy. Like she looks like a tree trunk.
>>215226053based mcpherson tape enjoyer, but isnt cannibal holocaust considered the first found footage?
>>215226065dolls 1987
Speaking of found footage. Do you guys remember a movie that looked like a VHS cam corder rip that took place in this house while aliens were supposedly invading and landing their spaceships nearby? I remember it had a pretty damn cozy feel to it.
>>215226146r u bein srs rn
The LaVera girl looks like she has some disability
>>215226103>>215226125I just looked it up and it's predated by 2 films from the 60s. They aren't horror though, if that matters.
>>215226053It's strange how found footage became increasingly fake over time instead of more real. The McPherson Tape is pretty realistic for a bunch of local community theater actors.
MOVE CHILDREN VAMONOS
>>215226089It is a good movie nonetheless
>>215224865felt like a Law and Order episode
>>215226191I think it's become more fake over time because of how cheap it is to do, it's become low effort slop and works well in a medium like horror which is also inundated with low effort slop. It's a shame, because when it's done right it just hits harder.>>215226214It's definitely well written, shot, and acted, regardless of if you find it scary.
>>215226146Yeah I liked it
>>215226206this might be my favorite movie of all time. extremely comfy sets and setpieces. great performances from every single actor. a genuine sense of dread and uncertainty throughout the whole film. quotable and memable lines. >AAAHHH! I AM INSANE WITH ANGERI've watched it several times and it never really gets old for me.
>>215226272The water twist is so lame though. Completely ruins it for me every fucking time.
>>215225905> sorry to the anon who told me to watch count yorga, ill watch it tomorrow. Pray that tomorrow comes
>>215222725Met them and got a picture at a con and they're cool
alright, I'm onto the Return of the Return of the Living Dead
>>215226295>The water twist is so lame thoughFor me it actually enhances the movie greatlyUnclean spirits or demons roam about in dry places, where there is no water
So Resident Evil (born in 91 so it was extra scary and hard) movies are getting another rebootthey have some shitty actors like that fat black pussy in itHow the fuck do they make this movie not shitty so they wont need to reboot?Why not just decide the bad actors they casted need to be given other roles and just hire the best nobody look alikes for a 5 movie dealThey could have two separate movies filming at the same time We want to see Umbrella doing glownigger ops while the world remains normalWe want to see Umbrella doing Illuminati shit with their subsidiariesWe want to see the owner of the Spencer Mansions originThey need to do a better job setting the stage for the lab breach under the mansion hiveThe fake marriage agent thing can be done way way betterThey could also just do a "one shot perspective" where we just follow the STARS team land outside the abandoned mansion like the game and get chased by dogs insidethey dont split up like the game, they get forced apart when they open a random door to 20 zombieswhen split up you learn Wesker is a glowniggerjust do the game with the addition of an underground city with high ceilings with a hidden hive underneathA Hiver underneath the city thats underneath raccoon city
>>215226295you say that but War of the Worlds literally killed people and the twist was they couldnt breathe air. i get that it's a weird twist but i dont think it's unforgivable
>>215226324Just skip it
>>215226098what are you talking about? agrippas thee books on occult philosophy is from 1531, a full three hundred years befor viy. Okay, so lets consider perhaps the chur, from passage rel. which comes from a folktale from a book, which might be based on a story called bursak in 1824?? either way, the magic circle has existed for a hella long time and crowley wasnt the source. he was an interpreter, and low key a grifter.
>>215226330if you approach it from a mystical/religious viewpoint the water works very well. and that was shyamalan's intent because mel gibson'a character is in a crisis of faith and views the world through a religious lense. but most people approach this movie from an agnostic standpoint expecting space aliens and the water throws them off. i think it works but i understand why a lot of people hate it.
>>215226330Yeah but our atmosphere is full of moisture not to mention those corn stalks would have sweat or had dew on them when they were faggoting around trying to scare the Christian folk
>>215226365>what are you talking aboutidk i just wanted to contriboot. i wasnt saying crowley was the source of the circle i was just saying viy is the only movie I've seen that gets the circle right and that the folktale viy is based off of likely predates everything you mentioned thus far
I think my cat can see into the 4th dimension and stares at other beings and frankly I don’t know what to do about it
>>215226362
>>215226429gib it pets and treats
>>215226335Eh I kind of just want to see zombies in a cop station rather than tons of Umbrella lore. The oppressive nature of Illuminati shit is better when it's left unexposed, just on the peripheral. If you stare at it, it becomes less interesting.But I'm more a fan of the zombie/horror part of the game rather than the action.I think they just gave it to Cregger because he's hot shit at the moment.
>>215226429have you tried asking your cat about it?
>>215226420my b for being hostile, i was pissed off cause i had to log into my schools library to read a study on folklore to get timelines right. i did say agrippa earlier but definitely the golden dawn and waite and crowley are the more popular writers on such topics today, though i personally think they taint the tradition a bit. looking into viy was actuallya lot of fun, and the fact it gets it right is cool, i was unaware of both of those, so thank you for teaching me. ive been meaning to read more gogol anyhow, this is a pretty good excuse ngl. thanks anon :) sorry again for being a jerk.
>>215226429someone should get in quick and make Good Boy but with cats.I love cats.
>>215223670>REC great>REC 2 badBut it's the same movie.
>>215226452Go back
>>215226457you're good buddy
I have a horror story for you guys. I was in love with a lesbian for 10 years. She was my oneitis hard. First time I saw her i told her that she was perfection in my eyes etc. She got out of an abusive relationship with a woman and I just randomly messaged her one night and she agreed to hang out. My lesbian oneitis agreed to hang out with me. At this point, I was a severe alcoholic and looked the worst I ever had in my life. Absolute bam margera levels of bloat lord. We hung out and talked for 8 fucking hours. It was amazing. The entire time I was thanking god that my life would finally get better. That I dont have to drink myself to death anymore. That I held on for this moment and that I would finally be saved from myself by her. My princess finally took me in. So I asked her if I could kiss her and she said "yes I was just going to ask you that." Anyways, we kiss for a bit and then go to her bedroom. We get naked and her body is amazing and mine is a mess and she didn't care. She was ready and willing and wanted me legs spread. Now, given that I was an out if shape alcoholic and was roughly 23 drinks in that day (average for me) my dick wasn't getting hard. My dick was right next to my oneitis' beautiful pussy after having been pining for her for 10 fucking years. 10 years and there she was. Byt my dick just wouldn't get hard. So I laid next to her and began panicking and blurted out "will you be my girlfriend" to a woman that just spent an hour telling me how she got out of a long abusive relationship. I didnt play it cool. I panicked and said the lamest possible thing I could have in that moment, to which she responded to by getting out of the bed and putting her clothes on. I began panicking more and started to apologize but at that point it was over. She drove me to my friends house and I got black out drunk the next night and called her and cussed her out for 30 minutes then tried drinking myself to death and woke up in the hospital
>>215225164You mean the place where everyone thinks Blair Witch is a masterpiece? I'm good, thanks. >>215225422Thank you.
>>215226464>good boy but with catsyou want Cat's Eye
>>215226429>based starer into the abyss
It's well made, and I was surprised that only 3 out of 4 of the stories involved racist white guys. The odd one out, the monster story (second one), is the most relatable. The rest are entertaining but make black people seem like such a detached group from the rest of America with such odd struggles that are hard to empathize with, especially the last story that portrays gang violence like it's a common struggle for all black men to resist it. Of course, as much as it vilifies white people with a racial consciousness and a sense of duty to their people, it heavily promotes racial solidarity among black people, to the point where it doesn't even seem to be anti-violence, but rather making a point that the violence should be directed to outside groups and not towards "the brothas"But anyway
>>215226546holy shit
>>215226608It's pasta
>>215226464>I love cats.Watch The Uncanny. It's on Tubi
>can derive eulers identity using real analysis>cant figure out when to start a video mid downloadim fuckin suicidal over this shit. any math anons help me out???
>>215226546oh fuck man
>>215225061What a masterclass of tension holy shit. Although I didn't understand the whole Bone Tomahawk sequence the demons did during the ending, her begging for forgiveness and the light appearing was pure fucking kino. Its a shame that the look of her guardian angel looked so fucking stupid though.
>>215226618Its my story. Im the only one that posts it faggot. Im on here on all the time. Everytime you see it posted its from me. I dont leave my house
>Solvent>While hunting Nazi papers in Austria, researchers find a dark secret beneath a farmhouse. As expat Gunner Holbrook pursues the mystery, his grip on reality slips. He battles an evil force, racing to save himself.>Features the lead actress from Hagazussa
>>215226505What's your problem faggot, spell it out with a real sentence.
>>215226650I've been thinking about your story since the last time you posted it, and that lesbo dodged a bullet. You're a mess and an asshole.
>>215226662germans can't make good movies
>>215226546It happens.
>>215226662The trailer looked awesome but I wouldn't rec it to anyone but zero budget arthouse found footage fans.
what site do you guys use to stream? cineby for me
>>215226708>website>streamno thanks.
>>215226708fmhy.net
>>215226685not /hor/ but still my favorite alice rendition. Heres a good trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zh8X1Pfx-0
>>215222821Can you name a few off the top of your head? I'll give one a try, why not?
>>215226698If I didnt say "will you be my girlfrkend" to her in a moment of panic and just dlfell asleep and fucked her in the morning we wouldn't be having this conversation right now. Being a mess and an asshole can at times be attractive qualities, or at least, not deal breakers with women. Being desperate howrver (will you be my girlfriend), is always horrible.
>>2152267081shows. ruI did use brocoliflix before it got shutdown and sadly 456 buffers to hell and back for me
>>215226708stream what, exactly? if i dont feel like torrenting theres a very mainstream free site that has a huge selection and can be made adless without effort. everything else idk why you would just pirate.
Now that I have a 4K monitor, I've seen the light. I need as many pixels as possible, streams are trash. Imagine paying for Netflix and still getting horrible banding.
>>215226839>paying for NetflixI did that for 2 months back in 2012. I never used it then got rid of it.
>>215226839i can only offer you a single pixel
i have a decent 4k tv and most 1080p blu rays are plenty
History of the Occult (2020)Highly recommend this movie if you are looking for something unique.
>>215226918>i can only offer you a single pixel>3840x2160
>>215226918
>>215226929Seconded, if you can get over them speaking simlish it's low budget occult-kino.
retarded ff kino on it's wayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRVtWZDLi8k
>>215227087buy an ad
>>215227122who do you think I am, Zac Amico?
>>215227137>just
>space jam wnba version
>>215227300>recycling punchlines from day+ old threadsdont you have anything better to do
>>215227319That was an original, I'm no Carlos Mencia.
>>215222363She's still got it!
Can someone explain why Jason would randomly decide to board a cruise ship, swim to NYC and then target 5 people in a city of millions?
>>215227357thorn cult
>>215227357sure, once you explain how a lake near the west coast can connect to the ocean outside nyc
Can't decide if she's cute or ugly.
>>215227357I tried to watch Part 8 again last year and it still fucking sucks.
>>215227342now that i think about it, it is kinda funny. the wnba does look like that
The real question is: what would your ideal version of Halloween 6 look like if you could replace Curse of Michael Myers with a good movie?
>>215227387the northwest passage
>>215227445is that mayli of facialabuse fame?
>>215224346Depending on how you're using the terms you could argue an awful movie is halfway decent due to line delivery and production value.
>>215224544I was half expecting him to be able to open the files on the desk with the mouse
>>215224258idk if you'd consider In a Violent Nature too meta, but I enjoyed it.
Weapons was shit.
>>215227700lol no.
>>215227685I like Curse (theatrical) so wouldn't change a ton. The violence I find more disturbing than a lot of other flms.
>>215224817I just watched Masque of the Red Death. It's was alright but didn't like the anti-Christian sentiment
Just finished. Dead movie starlet haunts her great niece in an attempt to solve her own murder. Plays like a Disney Channel movie, stars the uber sexy Landers sisters (Dr. Alien), with bit parts for the Barbarian Brothers, Jeff Conaway, Dick Miller, George Buck Flower, Joey Travolta, and Tony Franciosa. Feels like a joke movie from a Simpsons bit.
>>215225770The fake out at the guys place?
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>>215225919Grave Encounters
>Let's just make the same film again, but not as good and no nudityNot sure how they thought this would go.Given that the first film is a punk classic, they should have made a metalhead zombie film. It was 1988, how could that lose.
>>215225980Well technically it's supposed to be the judaism star it's summoned in
This was fun, just wish it were a bit more graphic and edgier.
>>215225927> Having baby is.....le bad!
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>>215227857nta but while that was creepy, I could barely look at the screen when this guy showed up. I just can't hack the tension.
Watched The Stepfather. It was kino
>>215226736Yes /hor/
>>215227445she's a chugly slunt.
>>215227445she's exactly the kind of girl i would fall in love with and fail to lay
>>215227895thats exactly how I feel with this scene. The way she unnaturally moves and stumbles. The camera framing her right in the center, not moving an inch, made me feel a primal terror I have never felt. I think the scene is only a minute or two long but it felt like an eternity
>>215226047Ok. I watched:> Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein Amazing. Was shocked how much the Looney Tunes ripped off wholesale.> Black SabbathGorgeous. The ring segment was my favorite > Don't Look NowBoring, but Venice was cool> The OmenBoring, but I appreciated it for its time> The InnocentsPacing is a bit much but it was worth it. Got crazy by the the end> The Devil Rides OutKINO> One Hour PhotoKINO> Identity Started good, ended up being so stupid it needs to be seen to be believed. Unironically convinced me psychiatry is made up nonsense. > Whatever Happened to Baby JaneTerrifying. Would be an instant classic if it came out today.
>>215227979one of the GOAT representations of satan in a film
>>215226391> If you approach it from a mystical/religious viewpoint His dying wife literally stays alive through a mortal wound so she can prophesize to him.
>>215226546In the future just west her out then tell her she has to get you hard with her mouth.
>The First Omen (2024)Why do semon demons with no eyebrows turn me on so? analysis anon here, this movie might have actually filtered me bros. the main thing im picking up here is the pro-choice stance (lazy, i know) but i meant i think the pro-choice stance comes with it a claim that female sexuality is... real? i mean this is clearly a female gaze movie. all the serializations are about feeling and sensation and very little is about vision. in that way i think that the abortion access claim is related as well to the concept of rape, consent to give birth, and so on. i am reminded of the film portrait of a lady on fire, which has a similar claim, its not a womans choice to abort, but rather it should be her choice whether to complete. portrait of a lady on fire is about deciding to complete a pregnancy, and this movie seems to be about being forced to complete a pregnancy. She blacks out during the 'immaculate' conception. alcohol eroding the ability to consent and so on. And paolo, the guy who (presumably) impregnates her gets away with it. And the babies are twins! and who is the one who gets privilege? the boy. the antichrist. This isnt a possession movie int he sense that it doesnt have much to do with a religious man whos struggling and needing to accept that magic is real, but rather the struggling religious man is the only man who cares about the autonomy of the woman, and yet he struggles to keep is hands off of her, he commands her, he demands of her. His actions betray that he might himself be in a performative role, and thats seen in the resolution, where the main character must result to threat of death for him to leave her be. He has a symbolic love for her and she seeks independence. the mother daughter relationship augmented by the teenage girl, it seems to be sapphic in nature, and this film is very sapphic. Perhaps theres something here about the lesbian being forced to be bi, the bi forced to be straight, and the straight forced to be pregnant.
>>215226699The Blue Light disagrees.
>>215228189not that scary but theres some creepy stuff in there, some cool effects, beautifully shot and well acted. i liked it! but the feminist shit might trigger some anons here, so you do you.
>>215224599Because you're a faggot and were told to fuck off.
>>215228189She has eyebrows. You can clearly see them in the pic. You fucking idiot.
>>215228189>paolo, the guy who (presumably) impregnates herhe drugs her but she gets, as cannibal corpse one put it, raped by the beast.
Interesting film, I quite liked the characters. I just wish it had developed more the background of the god that eats them at the end
>>215228225yeah but theyre bleached!>>215228234impregnates her... metaphorically. i think i could have made the distinction more clear but i never draft my ananlyses i just write them. yeah its satanas who impregnates her:>She blacks out during the 'immaculate' conception. alcohol eroding the ability to consent and so onthe text is that it was the devil, the subtext is that it was a rapist, who is a devil in a cultural sense.
What's your top choice for best tits in a horror film. Go. Answer now. Or else. Now.
>>215228262no
>>215228262That chick from Night of the Demons II
>>215228262
>>215228266Your dad is now gay.
>>215228273no
>>215228262the girl in Lifeforce and it's not even close, perfect set of titties
>>215228280hell no
>>215228262Debi Sue Voorhees from Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning.
>>215228286no
>>215228284Then how about the blonde girl from Friday the 13th (2009)?
>>215228316fake
>>215228262Just rolling off the top of my head, my favourite tits might be the chick in Murder Rock but they just look really good lying down.https://nudecelebvideo.net/uploads/posts/2025-03/1743009334_001.jpgMost attractive full body face combo, perhaps that chick in Xtrohttps://i.imgur.com/zXYUwTf.png
>>215228325yes
>>215228329>fakeIncorrect. They are au naturale.
>>215228352okay
>>215228273Good choice
>>215228329Fake ones have an outline like a basketball is in there they're easy to spot
>>215228262Monique Gabrielle
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>>215228476actually this is hard to argue with
Hello lads, /co/ here, hope you're all well. In about ten minutes, we're streaming 1964's Crypt of the Vampire/Terror in the Crypt, an Italian adaption of Carmilla starring Christopher Lee. Come by and hang out if it sounds like something you'd be interested in.cytu DOT be SLASH r SLASH CaptainBeyond
>>215222487Thirst, the Australian one.
Watching this tonight. Gotta get some more classics under my belt.
>>215228795kinooooo. the death of the little girl still has a lot of impact.
>>215222363>>215227344Cute
>>215228273The one's belonging to that 16 year old actress? Yeah those were nice
>>215228332They even put her tits on the cover of the 4K lolhttps://images.static-bluray.com/movies/covers/382995_front.jpg?t=1740702608
>>215229048holy based
>>215229048Without the stickerhttps://88-films.myshopify.com/cdn/shop/files/88FB718_Murder_Rock_Bluray.jpg?v=1749556668
>>215228262Brigitte Lahaie in Grapes of Death. the reveal is legitimately awe inspiring
>>215227685>>215227763I'd like to see what could've been had the bird-brained director not rewritten the story. And yeah, 6 has some of the best kills.
>>215227784Nice
>>215224154Movie?
>>215229473The Spiral Staircase (1946)took me 3 seconds to google it. you are an absolute fucking idiot.
I'm looking for some underrated stuff from the 40s and 50s
>>215225827As a fellow fan of Into the Vast of Night, I also thank you for the recommendation.
>>215229503NTA but you can rename jpeg files on most modern computers>The Spiral Staircase (1946).jpg
anyone knows where this is from?
>>215229595you can but most ppl do not>>215229614Inferno Of Torture (1969)took me 2 seconds. are you zoomers even trying or are you this braindead
Just grabbed my green chocolate (choc mint) out of the freezer and now I'm starting Frankenstein. Comfy comfy comfy comfy comfy.
>>215229503How did you Google it?
>>215229668I think they could find it if they wanted, but yeah, I just think they're lazy. If you can find it, and you're a retard, I'm sure they can.
>>215229668thanks mr. hacker
>>215229668I have younger siblings and the youth don’t even bother Googling stuff anymorethey just drag and drop pictures into chatgpt... which often gives them the wrong answer
BREAD
>>215226324>>215227816You and someone else keep pushing for this movie. I'll fall for the meme and watch it for my next movie. I expect to be completely disappointed and like the first film a bit less after.
>>215229668You tell 'em buddy! You flaunt those l33t gamer skills!
>>215229837the audacity of those anons misspelling my namei'm mr. hack3r with the 3!!111
If I had a dollar for every time>mystery number dot extension>sauce please
I... I'm too lazy to make a new thread...
>>215229668How did you get this though? Googling what's happening in that clip just get me Rashomon and Kill Bill.
>>215227122>>215227137
Streaming spooky movies all month long atManestream.live/bongCome hang out and shit post
I'll bake right now.
>>215230180google images
>>215230245>>215230245>>215230245
>>215230180google lense..
