Superman is a chud? What the fuck
>>215225971sauronman's death scene definitely didnt need to be in there
>>215225971This dude is performative as fuck>hehe guys I love all this *checks list* nerd shit you like
This guy definitely says nigger online
Extended cut is a meme. Only Sauroman dying is important.
>>215226225Extended Cut is great
>>215226099this
>>215226160Yes I do.
Kids movie
>>215226099What would the benefit be? Surely it's better for his career to like normie shit instead of droning on about Warhammer or building a computer. Surely he would've made more money being a hollywood cuck than telling girlboss showrunners to stick their script up their ass.He seems perfectly earnest to me
>>215226099He literally came late into his Superman audition because he was busy playing WoW.
>>215226099or he just likes those movies like literally everyone his age does? nah he must just be pretending
>>215225971I really couldn't tell you the difference between the theatrical and extended cuts.
>>215227654one is longer
My geralt
>>215227690But which one is longer?
>>215226474Hi Henry.
>>215225971My friend likes lord of the rings and he's not a chud
>>215226099Have you seen him build his rig? He's a massive nerd.
>>215226225The scene where Gimli talks about how Galadriel granted him three strands of hair was kino, and it was a great character moment for both him and Legolas.
>>215227792>>215227649>>215227654>>215227644I'm not saying you can't enjoy retarded manchild stuff, I'm saying he's clearly using it to build the oh so relatable image, and the only reason you care is because its an attractive person doing traditionally unattractive people things. Not any different from 2000s gamer girls licking joysticks.
>>215227847Or he's just built like a Greek god and he's also a nerd. They're not mutually exclusive.
>>215227847>oh so relatable imagelmao sorry to break it to you, but Warhammer, The Witcher, and PC gaming are not very endearing to the general public.
90's Highlander tv show was so fucking kino. i hope Henry wont fuck this shit up
>>215227992yes anon, PC gaming is obscure, Witcher 3 didnt win every normie award under the sun, and 40K is not the most popular wargame in the world by a large margin. You are a special boy with unique interests.
>>215225971you need to have the chuds on your side if you want your film or tv show to be successful
>>215225971he's just like me except for rich, famous, handsome, and with a loving family.
>>215226099>>215226160>>215227847
Remember when they called him an incel because he wanted the Witcher show to be closer to lore and not some pozzed propaganda?
>>215227777fuck you
>>215226099What the fuck does "performative" even mean? It this some retarded zoomer slang?
>>215228335Cynical act to appeal to a certain demographic. Kind of like an urban politician wearing a cowboy hat.
>>215227644He missed three calls by snyder with the offer for the role because he was doing a raid
>>215226225your opinion is retarded and so are you
>>215228368>performative as fuckso it's>FAKEjust like this fucking thread and the fake outrage
>>215227634He found his niche. He's a terrible actor so having nerds worship him secures future roles
>>215228335A term women invented to have a reason to be upset at men who do everything they want but still give them the ick. Really it just means 'having ulterior motive' like its a bad thing.Same thing as 'being convincing' was rebranded as gaslighting
>>215227644>>215228387The anon is right, even the WoW thing was nothing but a passing comment he probably made to get nerd cred; he never talked about the game again and there's no evidence he is or was a hardcore raider, i remember his supposed account was talked about back then and it was inactive as fuck and low level. Cavill tries to be the "literally me" chad nerd so hard it's embarassing.
He's just being himself I don't get the hate.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlmahSSlmTs
>>215226099>WoW>Warhammer (40gay only lmao)>LOTR>Witcher, presumablyHe's really not that nerdy bro. All of those are mainstream at this point. I buy it though, he used to be a bullied fat bastard.
>>215226099this. he's a tryhard faggot.
>>215226225Very true. Books and movies are two different mediums, and if I want the extra scenes, I’ll just read the book again.Theatrical is perfectly paced, and it’s what the director preferred.
>>215228713>Can you stop saying words
>>215226225Extended shire segment in the first movie is great.
>>215226225>Only Sauroman dying is important.it's not. that scene is a waste of time, like all other extended cut scenes
>>215226099Do you realize how genuinely moronic your statement is? You could say this about literally anything, because everyone likes something so you can intersect with any arbitrary fanbase and claim it's "pandering". Why do you have such little brain matter?
Drinker really buckbroke the gunnjeets.
>>215226160He's just like me
Extended Fellowship and theatrical Towers/Return
>>215227864The nerd - jock axis is a fiction of Hollywood. In every real culture, intelligence and physical fitness are equally valued.
If he liked sportsball he'd wouldn't get as much hate.
>>215229217nah, theatrical Fellowship and extended everything else.
>>215229241>>215229217Extended trilogy, but skip Eowyn trying to sing. I literally can't watch it any other way.
>>215228368>H-HE'S PANDERING CAUSE HE SAYS HE LIKES THIS ONE EXTREMELY POPULAR WELL-ESTABLISHED THING!!! What would you say if he said his favorite film is Harry Potter? That he's "pandering"? What if he said it was Drive? Or the Secretary? Big Trouble in Little China? My Dinner with Andre? Grow up.It's so pathetic how you're such a miserable unsocialized runt that in your diseased, virginal mind literally no one is allowed to like anything without it being some kind of sociopolitical zero sum game manipulation move.
>>215225971>chudI bet his all time favorite hobby is p in the v with 10/10 qt3.14s.u r just jelly.
>>215228607and your slop picture. I'm not even a real person btw
>>215228335Zoomers call everything performative or larping because they've never experienced genuine sincerity. Soulless husks.
>>215226474Oi gimme length and circumference for... reasons.
LOTR 1-3, extended, yesHobbit 1-3, extended, no
>>215229395>Hobbit 1-3, noftfy
>>215229359>lotr, fantasyLol brown. Lotr is condensed euro spirit>>215229395>HobbitNo. Might check the fan edit if I ever get curious enough.
I don't see any reason why Henry wasn't genuine. On the contrary. Poor people are obsessed with money. Ugly people are obsessed with looks. Incels are obsessed with women. When you want for nothing, you can actually sit down and think what you want to do with your life.
>>215225971Henry Cavill was the perfect Superman cast and WB fumbled
>>215229716none of the fanedits are really worthwhile they mostly cut too much so the story loses any context
He seems like a good guy
>>215229812Shame, oh well. All they had to do is copy the book verbatim.
>>215229754>>215229840This. They feel dabbed on by his very existence and can't handle it, do they resort to endless seething.
>>215229795He had the look, but everything about that role was dogshit
>>215225971Definitely he doesn't watch snydershit
>>215227634>>215228614Cavil is anti-charismatic anti-draw. Everything what he says is performative.
>>215226160nah
>>215230684That's the face of someone who will say nigger online the moment he gets home
Cavill comes off as a TV actor rather than film actor. I have no idea how he has a career in film.
>>215230725nah, he's not an american.
>>215230641Cool, just like me. We can stay home all day fucking and watching lotr/gaming.
>>215230752So is he... gay ors soemthing?Why is he licking men?
>>215230727Among the other things is incapable of, Zack is awful at picking actors
>>215230752Every time
>>215226099>posts generic contrarian reddit-tube meme about le checking lists about something completely innocuous to impress other contrarians>claims others are performative
>>215230800except that Cavil pretends to like mainstream once-nerdy things and you're 4chan user
>>215225971>ZOMG LOOK AT ME I AM A LE NERD JUST LIKE YOU AND TOTALLY NOT A DESPERATE B-LISTER GRIFTING FOR A NICHE CORE AUDIENCE THAT WILL WORSHIP ME BECAUSE I'M LE HECKING RELATABLEHe's literally no different than Elon
>>215225971Does he ever mention anything ner that he supposedly love and isn't turbo mainstream and on all top 3 'nerds should like this' list?
>>215231034>ner*nerd
>>215225971Is he also an incel? (Like me)
>>215225971>comfort filmIs this the most reddit form of film watching?>"oh my science my mental health is deteriorating I need my heckin comfort film to calm my anxiety!!! Let me turn on fucking blues clues because i loved it as a kid and it takes me to a safer place!!!"Kill yourself
>>215231034No. The Witcher 3 is one of the best-selling video games of all time. The books are also well-known in the mainstream, a VERY rare success for a non–English-language franchise.The Lord of the Rings is a very important and well-known book series. The first two movies earned nearly a billion dollars each, while the third made over a billion, very impressive for the time.Warhammer 40K is also widely known in the mainstream. GW is worth like 3 billion.
>>215231056Having a comfort film means you can actually go back and enjoy something for the n-th time instead of being a turboconsoomer who can only consoom and then jump to next consoomption item.>>215231105>GW is worth like 3 billion.That doesn't say anything about how popular it is given warhammerfags love to spend their entire monthly wage on literally a handful of figures.
>>215227847He was a doughy british kid who got picked on, of course hes into nerd shit
>>215229840i agree, Cavill seems like a genuinely nice guy. if he's ever in a scandal i'll be slightly upset
>>215231166He soouds very nice every time he's noti in front of a camera.His career is jsut a collection of miscasting, boring performances and dogshit movies. And that's a pity
>>215226099I don't really think Warhammer is performative. It's extremely fucking gay and retarded, but it's unironically too much fucking work to be performative.
>>215230964>except that [words]Just havin a nice daydream about being whitepilled and happy, not sure what your criteria for ranking strangers has to do with that. :P Sorry we're too mid for you.
>>215226099>LotR>nerd shitnah
>>215225971>chudThey still say this?
>>215231538Nowadays?It's the precious nerd treasure of 90% of nunerds
>>215226099Chill anon. Henry could be lurking.
>>215231617what do you want from them?an argument? lmao
How does Superman even build muscle on Earth is everything is light as a feather for him?
>>215232322aura farming
>>215227644you actually believe that? lmao
>>215225971>comfort filmIs he a woman?
>>215232322How does gorillas build muscle from just laying around all day eating plants?
>>215225971It’s not even bait at this point.
>>215232455Man I hoped for some funny replies, but you might be retarded for real. Thanks, made my day.
>>215232527He's making fun of you for asking a "who pumps the Batmobile's tires" tier question, you legit fucking retard.
>>215226099occams razor
>>215232600>hesure, anon>making fun of you for asking a "who pumps the Batmobile's tires" tier question, you legit fucking retard.It's you! You are the fucking imbecile who eats the most obvious baits in every single thread. This is rich. Please reply again.
>>215232600The problem with the question “How does Superman fly?” is that Marvel actually cares enough to answer such questions, just like Tolkien, who cared deeply about the logic and consistency of his lore.Superman is forgiven because he was the first major hero and has lasted so long, but audiences do care about rules and logic. That’s why Marvel is so successful.
>>215225971I hope Henry wreaks an unspeakably violent and bloody vengeance upon all those in Hollywood who wronged him. He is a good guy and deserves to bathe in the shredded intestines of his enemies. First neck on the chopping block has to be the retarded slag showrunner who completely destroyed The Witcher. Once she has been fully disassembled, let James Gunn come forth. Let justice be done upon him!
Cavil threads never fails to bring out the jeetsthey all hate him for some reason
>>215231627Hi Henry.
>>215226225extended cuts are better, it should have been 6 films
What's with the LOTR hate? All 3 movies are comfy as fuck. It's from a bygone era when movies were still found and we didn't have wokeness shoved down our throats. I say this as a liberal and I'm getting tired of what Hollywood's been doing. The LOTR movies along with the original Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, Batman Begins (can't believe it's been 20 years already), No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Thank You for Smoking, Pan's Labyrinth, Mulholland Drive, Frequency, Syriana, and so many other films from the 2000s outclass the shit they produced in the past 5-10 years.
>>215234040AI-generated post
>>215234040>What's with the LOTR hate? All 3 movies are comfy as fuck. It's from a bygone eraYou answered your own question. Not only have we currently lost the skill to make something of quality, they need to bury old quality so you stop noticing things used to be better.
>>215234409LOL, I like how you're thinking my post was from Grok or Chat GPT. Goes to show how fucking deranged this landscape is>>215234432Yeah they can go fuck themselves. I haven't seen a modern film since winter 2019. I concede there's a good movie here and there like The Banshees of Inisherin, but I really can't stand what they churn out today. I've been binging 90s and 00s stuff, hence why I brought up all those titles. I'm even watching TV shows I missed out on because I was too young for it like Everwood and The OC. Who the fuck needs anything but Tubi?
>>215226225If anything its not long enough, there are scenes that are still lost media like Gandalf teaching Frodo elvish in the shire or Frodo turning into a Gollum
real chuds think lotr is kiddie bop shit you should have found interesting in 4th grade and moved on from
>>215226099>he just makes up out of thin aird you ever consider men with sufficient testosterone levels tend to gravitate towards manly things? The HRT has prevented you from understanding this simple fact
>noooo, he can't love vidya and LOTR like meeeeee and other millions and millions of dudes, he has to be performing !!!lmao faggots
>>215235675yeah bro he just happened to bring up how big of a Witcher fan he is and then got cast a month later. He totally wasn't already cast and not drumming up buzz so it seems like he got the role because he is ebin nerd like me XD
>>215234040i saw people saying the same shit 20 years ago
>>215230684I have multiple black friends and I'm still racist and they're more racist than I am
>>215230752Noo Henry fuck man
>>215234638I mean I agree but idk I go see a movie like once or twice a year just to upkeep friendships. Can't say I recall what I see with whom but it's more about the quality time with the person at that point. Also you can look for artsy/small local privately owned theaters. There's one in my area that basically just shows old kinos and anniversary showings of cult classics. It's nice to get the big screen vibe with respectable patrons who appreciate an old favorite. Just if you have a friend who wants to do something outside your cave.Yeah I'm enjoying tubi too but mostly when I'm too lazy to pirate something I haven't seen yet. This free shit channel has so much that I look for lmfao
>>215235675All high dollar actors have publicity managers that coach them on what kind of image they need to cultivate so they can get certain roles and not get typecast into oblivion, or end up like Rachel Zegler. They also hire media firms to shill this image and will make shit up if they think it'll sell him, which is why posts like yours exist. /tv/ is an extremely shilled board with fake threads and posters all the time.Unless he starts streaming himself doing these things on a regular basis then there's no reason to believe him. Always believe that something is fake and gay until proven otherwise. This is just basic competency about how the world works.
>>215233005Sup my man
He should rape David Corenswet on camera
>>215230752Christsakes. I swear, you fuck ONE drag queen and you never hear the end of it.
>>215226099I actually don't think it's completely performative. Liking warhammer isn't even cool among nerdy autists. It's unironically too much to be palatable, which is why I believe it.
>>215236930>tfw schizoCan I reroll my fucking character wtf
>>215232856>>215232991Henry won
>>215226080>sauronman
>>215236930I dunno, I remember everybody talking about how Henry's dream role was to get in Witcher, and I remember being happy for him when I heard they were considering him for Geralt. I'm less concerned with relating to strange faces on TV and more just happy to see people being happy being themselves, doing what they like. Passion makes a difference, otherwise you wind up with a soulless cash-grab society that appeals to relatively no one. No normie cares to watch GitS, Halo, or Witcher just because it has a big leading name. On the other hand I know plenty of people who eagerly go see things that are outside their norm if they know the cast had fun, was super involved, and the team generally tried to do a good job.
>>215228614>>215230641Cavill is extremely charismatic and just a mediocre actor. Being nerdy secures near zero roles, which is near zero of his roles have nothing to do with nerd shit. He got The Witcher because his enthusiasm for the material, not because the fans liked that he was nerdy. If him being a nerd secured roles then he would've been in the Warcraft movie, or Uncharted, or any other of the myriad videogame movies. Instead he just does mostly british popcorn flicks.Y'all are retarded
>>215236930Based knower. Imagine thinking anything shown on the goybox is anything but gaslighting and theatrics. IMAGINE trusting people whose entire career is skillful lying
>>215237421lol newfag
>>215232692>unironically asking a stupid question>get called out>j-just bait broNow we are the ones who laugh.
>>215226099Why do you guys so desperately try to spin everything into a negative? Your lives must be really miserable.
>>215227864Sorry you got tricked into hero worshipping a celebrity
>>215225971He probably didn´t say that. Too cliche... but it´s a respectable choice. LOTR, specially the extended cut, are great fantasy movies.
>>215229139I feel like I’m taking crazy pills whenever someone mentions how much they prefer the extended editions. Even if some of the extra scenes are neat, the pacing takes such a nosedive.
>>215237501Hello sar
>>215228088>40K is not the most popular wargame in the world by a large marginI know almost nothing about Warhammer besides some of the cool lore others have mentioned, is it really a wargame? Like do generals and commanders play it?
>>215237285ONE OF USONE OF US>>215237854>pacingWho gaf about pacing when you just want to be enveloped in the world and story as long as possible?
>>215237974I cam see you have nothing of substance to say. How cute
>>215238024Modern wargames are just boardgames fat 40+ neckbeards play after paying thousands of dollars for plastic toys (unpainted)
>>215238024>>215238399Gw is a billion dollar company and all warhammer games sell well. It's normie tier
>>215238454You can make a lot of money by appealing to a niche customer base that is loyal and has disposable income. Good sales don't necessarily mean it's normie tier.
>>215238159>ONE OF US>ONE OF US
>>215232991>>215232856Why are you gays like that
>>215237763Stating an objective fact isn't worshipping.
He had a recent Instagram post with a Planescape Torment quote in the caption.
>>215239236>ok the God Emperor thing didnt work out>googles "buff dude protagonists from video games"
So is he pulling a Phoebe Waller Bridge and cheating Amazon out of money while providing no end productThe Warhammer news has fizzled out
>>215225971He's not a great actor but I won't deny he has good taste in nerd stuff
>>215236930>This is just basic competency about how the world works.You're a basic example of the Dunning Kruger effect. Looking for a "catch" or a conspiracy in every little thing is a sign of low IQ, but given the site we're on, that comes with the territory.
>>215239386All the nerd things he likes are turbo mainstream nerd musts loved by 90% of nunerds
>>215239433Nta and not saying he's right about Cavill, but actors having a manifactured public persona is not a cospiracy.In recent years celebrities got a lot of hate because many allowed their mask to slip, be it because they are politicstards or because social media
>>215228694Snyder also complained about it.Snyder is pretty candid about stuff, like when he complained about Leto not leaving his home for weeks while remaining dressed as the Joker and how annoying that was.
>>215226099I personally know 5 Chads who are into nerd shit.
>>215239868I don't understand celebrity worship at all.Who tf cares about what these people do outside of the screen?Didn't care about Cruise abusinghis wife and being a scientology fanatic, don't care about Cavill being nice to these girls, be it because he wanted a pic for his socials, because he planned to rape them or because he's just nice.Who tf cares. Is he doing anything actually worth watching this time?
>>215239990It's honestly dying, mostly because gen Z celebrities are fucking terrible
>>215227644A no name actor is waiting for call fora big budget role and he doesn't answer to play games.Sounds like bullshit
>>215240025>gen Z celebrities are fucking terribleYeah they are terrible
Cavill was out as a chud a long time ago.
>>215240162Women should not have management roles until they've proven themselves capable of critical thinking and above average decision making skills, as well as previous (smaller) projects they successfully managed. Exceptions for if they're actual 100% hardcore fans of the subject.
>another /tv/ browns seething at Cavill thread
>>215241834most people working today should pass through that fillter, not just women
>>215241945found the angry gey
>>215239868D'you think they realize how lucky they are? They probably take for granted that there's a hot friendly guy with a cute dog in their neighborhood. One day they'll be horny teens and they'll realize in some cruel Epimethean joke that there used to be an actor who gave them attention as kids.>>215239990I don't do social media either, but when someone puts a pic of a hot guy with his dog being nice to kids on my cretin website you best believe I'm mirin his build and dog, don't care who he is.
>>215229217Sounds about right, since Fellowship is by far the best of the trilogy.
>>215226099>>215232424I believe he is genuine with his interest in 40k, which he talks about all the fucking time, even off camera, which his costars on Witcher will attest to. He knows way more about it than the faker would probably know.
>>215235882This meme is true most of the time
>>215235848Yeah the 2000s had their share of shit but there was plenty of fun still
>>215242979Same experience
>>215242979This is literally me, which always confuses people when they inevitably find out I'm a nazi.
>>215243140nazi as in nazi, or as in normal good person who doesn't subscribe to woke religion?
>>215230641>Everything what he says is performative.No one cares about your opinion Rajesh
>>215243172Both? Grandpa was a nazi, so by blood. But also in the context of the joke, yes, I somehow have way more diverse friends than any of my individual friends. Normies are so scared of racists that aren't closed-minded lmao.
>>215226225I wish they had recorded rvery line from the books. The casting, setting, costumes, equipment etc were spectacular and we'll never see anything so quality again. Every actor that dies reminds me how far away these movies are, and that we'll never see more.
>>215239433So you like to believe everything at first glance, eh? Would you believe that your mom gives good head? It's what all the comments on her OnlyFans are saying so it must be true.
>>215239433He's right, your mom does give good head.
>>215225971i find it to be really bittersweet, the last great gasp of filmmaking before overusage of CGI and culture war shit ruined movies forever
>>215239433You sound like someone who doesn't pay taxes.
>>215242979I can anecdotally validate this. Being afraid of any conversation about race or different cultures is what stops people from making friends outside their race/culture, so naturally people who aren't afraid to let stuff fly are gonna end up broing out with more diverse bros. I know a brazilian girl who likes to talk about genealogy and race, cultural differences and has a not so subtle thing for Hans Landa, meanwhile she has DNA from every continent except Asia. Sounds like a person like that would be insecure or hateful, but the only time anyone is uncomfortable with this stuff is when a politically correct person enters her sphere. Everyone else treats it as topics suitable conversation.
>>215236930There is hope for this board yet.
>>215225971MY GOAT>>215226099Wpbp
>>215234040Shitting on LOTR here, even in a clearly ironic way, is a great way to make sure a thread makes it to 300+ replies
>>215246295Sheltered libs will label anyone who acknowledges genetic differences, or banter using stereotypes as racist, even if there is no malice or hate, but used as a way to build bridges. Super retarded and most men of all ethnicities acknowledge that
>>215226099This, every real LOTR fan knows the cinematic edition has better pacing and is thus superior.
>>215226080You mean Sharkey's death scene?
