Is this the thread?

>>215229024
October 15th? Drunk again. In excess!

I wish I could drink

>>215229024
is that a real screenshot

One of the best things about drinking was being able to shit 5/6 times a day. Take a month off and you're constipated all the time

>>215229511
interesting. how much alcohol were you on? i have shit consistently once per day, at around the same time, for a long, long time. the entire time i've been drinking.

>>215229529
Was a binge drinker, so 1x2 a week. I'm sure it differs with regular drinkers.

>>215229024
My nagging wife is making me choose full sober life and family or alcohol and living alone. I'm like 60/40 towards family life.

>>215229645
False dichotomy since you would probably not even need alcohol if you were living alone.

>>215229645
I have never been with a woman but, if anything, do it for the children

>finally watch Flight
>it's all melodrama involving drugs as well, sleeping around, and some bitch who ODs

>>215229024
I know this girl (woman? She’s 33. She just looks really young) who’s good looking, has a good job, has friends etc., but she’s been single forever, doesn’t date, and never goes out. Allegedly she just drinks by herself. Does alcoholism destroy your interest in sex and dating? Is it easy to keep a wild private sexual life secret? Do some people just give up on dating at 30?

>>215229719
>Does alcoholism destroy your interest in sex and dating?
From personal experience, yes. When I drink heavily and often I couldn't care less about getting laid. A drunk orgasm is less satisfying than a sneeze.

>>215229719
Sounds based. Miss doing that. Whats better than doing whatever you want without the approval of another person in the comfort and privacy of your own home while absolutely druk ?

>decide to get drunk and then go walk to the supermarket and hit on milfs
>realize halfway through that I hadn't showered in 4 days or brushed my teeth
>tell myself "ill just smoke a cigarette before I go in to hide my smell"
>go in, go to bathroom first to take a sip, then go on prowl
>stomach starts to rumble and realize i havent shit in 3 days
>see hot milf in cereal aisle and decide to shoot my shot
>say "Hey did you hear that the guy that did the voice of Tony the tiger died?" and she looks at me kind of disgusted and confused
>i continue "yeah.. his last words were 'I dont feel greeeeat!'"
>since I put exhertion into saying great my stomach rumbles and I instantly shit myself slightly and she hears it and we lock eyes
>I say "hah.. when you gatta go you gatta go"
>turn around and shuffle to bathroom
>clean up as best I can and walk out and there was a police officer waiting for me
>we go outside and talk and hes basically asks me what the fuck im doing with my life and asks if I have any shame
>I say "am I free to go or am I being detained"
>he tells me to get the fuck out of there and I walk home and druk more

>>215229791
>”the charges, officer?”

>>215229791
The foundation of a solid idea is there, just polish it up for the next thread.

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>>215229024
im about to mix a&w and this disgusting coconut rum and put it in a mug so i can sleep. wish me luck bros

>>215229820
Thank you will do
>>215229817
Much better thank u

>>215229763
>A drunk orgasm is less satisfying than a sneeze.
Hangover orgasms are earth shattering though. You know how as you get older you're no longer interested in sex or jerking off every day and it's like a once or twice a week thing? Not when I was drinking. I was horny as fuck EVERY morning and that was the best part of the day to be honest, hung over horny as fuck gooning all morning.

>>215229853
fuck this shit, im throwing away the rest of this coconut rum tomorrow

>>215229909
same and i miss the head-throbbing goon sessions but i felt pathetic about the fact that that's the only part of getting drunk i enjoyed anymore. even that transformation of getting tipsy didn't feel 'good' anymore like it used to

>>215229853
>a&w
/tv/ is a MUG board

>>215229986
Nah we rep Bangs on this board

I was in love with a lesbian for 10 years. She was my oneitis hard. First time I saw her i told her that she was perfection in my eyes etc. She got out of an abusive relationship with a woman and I just randomly messaged her one night and she agreed to hang out. My lesbian oneitis agreed to hang out with me. At this point, I was a severe alcoholic and looked the worst I ever had in my life. Absolute bam margera levels of bloat lord. We hung out and talked for 8 fucking hours. It was amazing. The entire time I was thanking god that my life would finally get better. That I dont have to drink myself to death anymore. That I held on for this moment and that I would finally be saved from myself by her. My princess finally took me in. So I asked her if I could kiss her and she said "yes I was just going to ask you that." Anyways, we kiss for a bit and then go to her bedroom. We get naked and her body is amazing and mine is a mess and she didn't care. She was ready and willing and wanted me legs spread. Now, given that I was an out of shape alcoholic and was roughly 23 drinks in that day (average for me) my dick wasn't getting hard. My dick was right next to my oneitis' beautiful pussy after having been pining for her for 10 fucking years. 10 years and there she was. Byt my dick just wouldn't get hard. So I laid next to her and began panicking and blurted out "will you be my girlfriend" to a woman that just spent an hour telling me how she got out of a long abusive relationship. I didnt play it cool. I panicked and said the lamest possible thing I could have in that moment, to which she responded to by getting out of the bed and putting her clothes on. I began panicking more and started to apologize but at that point it was over. She drove me to my friends house and I got black out drunk the next night and called her and cussed her out for 30 minutes then tried drinking myself to death and woke up in the hospital

>>215229645
Just know there are millions of us who would not only give up drinking for what you have but give literally an arm or an eye for it. Stop drinking and spend more time with your kids. Your wife might well be insufferable, divorce her if you must but she gave you the greatest gift you could hope to want. Don't waste it.

>>215230051
Glad to hear it

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>>215230051
Jesus Christ anon...

>>215229645
You can drink again in 15 years from now when your kids are older. Stop being a piece of shit. You made the choice to nut deep.

One time I went to a cheesecake factory at noon to get some food, and told the extremely fat white bitch working up front that I was there for a party of 17. After she began to stress, I laughed in her face and said "just kidding its just me" to which I noticed a muscular black employee glaring at me like he wanted to bite my face off. The fat bitch then sat me in the very back to which I commented "ah the isolation booth huh?" to which I laughed at again because it was clear that my party of 17 joke had clearly hit an unimaginable nerve and she was going to stress eat soon (she was 275 pounds at least). After exactly a minute (I timed it) of not getting a server at a dead restaurant, I concluded that the fat bitch told the servers not to serve me or didnt inform them that i was there, so I got up and walked up front and said "you forgot to tell a server I was here" (Mind you, im dressed like a million dollars and am very handsome). Anyways, the muscular black guy then kissed the fat bitch goodbye to which I almost laughed out loud at hysterically since it was the most stereotypical pairing id ever seen in my life (he noticed and i could tell that they probably talked about my precense later and how he would have loved to beat my ass in defense of her honor and then they made love because of me). I wanted to say "where's the hidden camera this is too good" but instead I ordered a cheesecake. The woman helping me with the cheesecake order was clearly Iranian based on her name tag, so I said "Hey can I guess your ethnicity? Im pretty good at this.. youre Israeli right?" to which she said "no" with a deadpan expression of course, and I replied "meh, close enough" and then cancelled my cheesecake slice order after they had already boxed it and went to my car.

>>215230098
Pretty rough huh. That was a year and a half ago and I havent roped tho lmao

>>215229024
just hit my 50th lb weight gain after binge drinking for 4 years bros from 145 to 195, just got gout and the pain is horrible but the liquor be rainin and my doctor keeps getting pissed at me but what a worl yaknow :)

>>215230167
Damn youre at my level at my first. Your body will start to shut down pretty rapidly now. Gl amigo

>>215229024
im listening to a teams meeting at work and having whiskey

>>215230184
oh shit bro was there like a point where you just stopped gaining weight and started loosing it or something? i already know my uric acid lvls ans liver lvls are fucked currently im high functioning alcoholic until work ends

>>215230013
was about to post this
based

i quit 3 months ago after almost killing myself
lost weight and I'm able to make better long term decisions

>>215230308
No what happened was I got to omega bloat lord levels and then my body began to literally shut down and i had to get rushed to the hospital. Ive been sober for a year and change now. Its so fucking boring man. Ny advice would be to slow the fuck down for a bit and lose some weight so you can continue to.drink in moderation and enjoy it and now be a miserable angry sobroid like me (its hell man im a fiend 1 drink is too many and 100 isnt enough so I have to not drink at all)

>>215230051
I'm pretty sure I screamed at my sister for about an hour about how none of it matters and the most satisfying thing I could do IS to drink myself to death. This wouldn't sound so bad but she did watch our mom, dad and grandma die within 5 years of each other.

>>215230415
>none of it matters and the most satisfying thing I could do IS to drink myself to death.
I know that if I start drinking again ill be dead soon after, so im just holding off

>>215229986
i am a mugthug in my heart of hearts, but a&w was on sale at winco

>>215230384
>after almost killing myself
What happened

>>215230461
You disgust me

>>215230384
6 weeks here life is so fucking boring now

>>215229719
>Do some people just give up on dating at 30?
haha

>>215230480
Whyd u stop

>>215230385
shit bro sorry to hear that i do take a couple breaks but ive never been sober longer than 3 weeks since i was 30 but that might be whats saving me from total bloat death. ive spent time in rehab so i gorge on vitamins and healthy shit any times im sober.

>>215229697
Yes?

>>215230051
this is one of many reasons why your first time with someone special should never be under the influence of drugs / alcohol.
absolutely brutal story and i hope you realize now that hoes gonna be hoes regardless of how beautiful or mesmerizing you find em , we all fell/fall for that we think is the "one" , sorry this happened to you truly , but you are also a retard alcoholic like me so hang in there , focus on yourself before you try to get a partner.

>>215230550
Yeah just take breaks man. I was drinking every day from morning as soon as I woke up to night for a year straight. It got so ugly.

>>215230605
>hope you realize now that hoes gonna be hoes regardless
It was my fault for fucking it up. Completely and solely my fault. She did absolutely nothing wrong.

>>215230619
dude i get it but idk man like drinking got me gout in both my feet is what even made me post here, that pain was so fucking unbearable dude, im trying to get to never drinking again even tho i love it so much.

>>215230642
learn from it and don´t date or try to get with someone while drunk bro.
that´s all i can tell you and i am as guilty as you in that department so i don´t mean it like "im better than you and you should listen to me" alcohol is to be enjoyed with your friends and acquintances in moderation , not solo.
solo you only let the demons in and do demonic shit or become suicidal.
that is the path that many choose but i pray for you that you get your shit together.
i´ve an appointment for a job in a few days and im absolutely stressed because of it.
bitches come and go , don´t overthink it.
she clearly thought nothing of you btw and just needed a pity fuck.

>>215230469
was getting in a spiral of negative thoughts leading to negative behaviors and i felt trapped and unable to get out of it

>>215230750
>she clearly thought nothing of you btw and just needed a pity fuck.
I don't think. She was very receptive for 8 hours of conversation. I sickened her by my desperation and sealed my fate by screaming and crying on the phone the next night. I was an absolute nightmare. Ive been sober ever since. Its been a year and half. I dont leave my house anymore and dont have friends now.

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>according to the best studies, wine is good for longevity again
winos we drinkin good tonight
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41591-025-03570-5

>I vaped the high-THC cannabis concentrate

>>215230896
Based.

Shame about the estrogen tits, though.

>>215229511
The downside is you get really nasty shits, when i was still an alcoholic i shat 3-4 times per day but it was never solid, more like the consistency of mashed potatoes.

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>>215229719
Sounds like the plot of wakako zake

>>215229305
Do you ever sleep?

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>>215229645
You'll drink and fuck it up and your kids won't have a chance.

>>215229782
drunk?

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>>215229763
This. I wasted the best years of my life boozing nightly. I liked women and some even liked me back, but I'd never take a night off of hard drinking. Even dates with my crushes ended in me getting hammered and being weird.
When you're always loaded or hungover, you get really emotional and it's all up and down. Everything is amplified. If only I could have limited my intake.
Now I'm sober, middle aged, and have no real relationship experience. I'm not a virgin, but may as well be for all the confidence I have starting out with women.
With the booze I was loose as hell and very charming. I could never stay in that perfect zone though. By the end of the night my pants were falling down outside the bar and I was falling all over the place. If I wasn't friends with all the barmaids there's no way I'd have gotten served in that condition. What a life.

The extent of my excitement now is choking on a huge bong hit the occasional weekend.

>>215229791
Why do you keep posting this?

>>215229820
Don't fucking encourage him.

>>215229915
Good for you. Life's too short.

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>>215230051
Ooooof!!

In the words of the announcer of Microsoft Golf: "That's rough stuff!"

Doesn't get much worse than that. I hope you learned something and can accept the blame and lay off the booze. Booze made everything worse even after it screwed things up for you.

But what I don't understand is why didn't you go down on her for a while. She's a lesbian and you just made out. Who the hell skips third base anyway? That's my favorite part. And she wouldn't have cared so much that you couldn't get hard if you already made her cum 3 or 4 times.

You know better.

>>215230120
Nope.

>>215230308
>loosing

FFS, anon.

>>215230013
>nah
>we rep
>Bangs (Barq's)

I hate you three times over for your triple cringe.

>>215230357
Don't encourage him, faggot.

>>215230511
Even boredom trumps poisoning my body every night.

>>215231403
Why you hatin on me dawg?

>>215229024
Why does everyone keep crying that this film is unrealistic
>woah there's no way someone could actually down straight vodka without a mixer
Are you guys faggots or just pussy-ass burgers who get wasted off of like 3 2% lite beers?

>>215231076
I remember this. Yet another reason to stay sober. One normal BM daily.
I went most of my adult life having awful booze shits that fell out like mud.

>>215231085
What was the image?? Why is it gone?

>>215230051
>next to a hot naked woman in bed
>dick won't get hard
>instead of fingering her or some other type of foreplay, immediately spill spaghetti everywhere
Anon, I mean this completely unironically and genuinely, you sound very autistic.

>>215231481
if you drink straight vodka and you're over the age of 16 I fundamentally don't respect you as a person

>>215231481
*whoa

>>215231540
What does that even mean? No one starts out with straight vodka. That's the end of the line, man. 16 and under drink vodka with syrupy sweet mixers if they even mess with spirits.

>>215231527
>you sound very autistic
You dont say! Thank you Sherlock
>>215231331
I dun goofd

>>215229024
Is prison really the only place to get sober and actually STAY sober? Seems like it to me

>>215231587
we used to drink bottom shelf shit like dubra because we were retarded teenagers with no money. But if you do that shit as a grown ass adult you are pathetic, and if you act like you're some hard ass because you pretend it doesn't taste like absolute poison you're not fooling anyone but yourself. Why not drink something that tastes like a beverage instead of drano

>>215230896
That chart is absolute fucking bullshit.

>>215229511
Guinnesschads win again. One hard stool and it's done.

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>>215231679
I saw your later posts. Glad you got sober and learned from the experience. It's stuff like that in my own life that keeps me sober. And reading tales like yours help too. My favorite part of going to AA meetings were hearing the "war stories". They're kind of frowned upon and you never get them in online meetings, but they do the most for my sobriety. Remembering all the bad shit and the horrible possibilities are sometimes all that stand in the way of slipping back to drinking again. >maybe I can just drink beer....
The thoughts always try creeping back. It gets easier after 5 years or so, but it never fully goes away. Your brain never forgets all the great times and relief booze provided during the good years.

>>215231706
It's not about "acting" like a hardass or "pretending" it doesn't taste bad. It's about getting the drug directly into your bloodstream as fast as humanly possible because you're a late stage alcoholic and you NEED IT.
You're ignorant. Your whole mindset is wrong.

>>215231946
>My favorite part of going to AA meetings were hearing the "war stories"
Thats funny thats my least favorite part and why I cant stand those faggot meetings
>you think thats bad bro wait til you hear mine
Ad infinitum. Bunch of one upping faggots. So annoying. Last time some dude was bragging about being a sex addict 15 years ago before he got married and had kids. Said that to me and a meth head that just got out of prison. Fuck those meetings

>>215231964
yeah I get it, but thats pathetic just like I said. I've had to work with useless alcoholic losers and they're the fucking worst, can't ever trust a single thing they say or do. Worse than niggers. Pick any other drug and you'd be better off. Switch to speed or something god damn

>>215231972
Guess you're not ready. I hope you don't talk like that in real life.

>>215229909
I think just feeling sick as a dog and masturbating just feels amazing. When I had covid I'd crank it 4 times a day.

>>215230051
Jesus, anon. Now my oneitis fuckup doesn't seem so bad in comparison.

>>215229909
I told some friends this and they looked at me like i was crazy. Glad to have the hangover goon vindicated.

Dumping my girlfriend helped me quit drinking and start going to the gym. I hung out with a girl again for the first time in a year last weekend and I had to order a few drinks to be able to tolerate her.
>>215230051
>I was in love with a lesbian for 10 years
LMAO

>>215229719
Im the total opposite of these other anons, I get horny as shit when I drink out. But then again, I only try for a heavy buzz, but not all out drunkness. Nothings worse than coming home alone after a night at the bar.

>>215229791
Kino if fake pathetic if real

>>215230051
My niche fetish is converting lesbians through the power of the dick. Honestly, wish I never read this post. For shame, anon.
Makes me wonder tho, as a guy who has experienced both, what is worse not being able to get it up or coming too early. I've also experienced not being able to come at all, which also can be annoying when the girl starts getting all self conscious.

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>>215230051
>I would finally be saved from myself by her. My princess finally took me in.

I stopped drinking and I haven't shit in a week. Getting a little worried.

>>215233951
Try drinking some coffee and have a cigarette.

>>215233951
if you're still eating every day make sure you're familiar with the toilet you let it rip in. it'll probably clog

>>215229024
Wypipo tryna keep the blaccman down.

>>215230051
I was in love with a lesbian for a couple of years. She reported to me at work and I was married at the time, so the situation was less than ideal. She used to be very flirty with me, and it really fucked with my head. She was also a talented musician, and a good female vocalist really gets me going. One day she was in my cube a few minutes before our morning planning meeting, and she kept looking really closely at baby pictures of my kids I had on her desk. After checking out the pictures a few more times, she asked me to meet her at a bar so she could ask me about something. I showed up and it was her and her fiancée, who was a detective with the city police department. The girlfriend was kind of butch, but could be cute if she wanted to look more girly. The question was if I would be willing to father a child with them, with no strings attached. I figured they'd want to go the test tube route, but they had the old-fashioned method in mind. A couple weekends later I was in bed with both of them, balls deep in this girl I would have seriously left my wife for if I thought I could get with her. Busted in her once and we all fell asleep. A couple hours later I woke up to her sucking my dick, and we fucked again. Slept a little more, and as the sun came up, I woke up to find the girlfriend sucking me. Fucked her and came in her as well. Nine months later, they both gave birth, a couple weeks apart. I have two children out there who I have never even seen a picture of, and I have not spoken with the women since I moved halfway across the country for work 20 years ago. For a few years, it was really tempting to look them up on social media, but I finally decided I'd be better off not even seeing the kids.

>>215234847
This is bullshit but I believe it

>>215234939
It's 100% true. I am neither proud nor ashamed of it. It just is what it is.

>>215234847
Poor kids... Lesbians, as well as homosexuals are all pedos. I hope you know that they definitely sexually molested your children. They're ruthless too, they know that a child won't develop memories until they're like 2.5 to 3 years old. They might stop the abuse there, they might not. But the fact is as soon as they pushed your kids out their disgusting whore holes they had nothing on their minds other than their sick twisted pedo fantasies. I pray to God they stopped abusing your kids before they developed memories...

>>215229719
I swear I have seen this question before

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>>215230051
Congratulations, you somehow managed to make me feel better about being a khv.

You retards need to stop responding to stale pasta and have another drink.

>>215234847
nice larp faggot

>>215235713
I gotta be at work for another couple hours :(

>>215234847
lmao

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>>215235481
>Poor kids... Lesbians, as well as homosexuals are all pedos. I hope you know that they definitely sexually molested your children. They're ruthless too, they know that a child won't develop memories until they're like 2.5 to 3 years old. They might stop the abuse there, they might not. But the fact is as soon as they pushed your kids out their disgusting whore holes they had nothing on their minds other than their sick twisted pedo fantasies. I pray to God they stopped abusing your kids before they developed memories...

>>215236071
Shalom, Rabbi!

>>215230896
>Butter worse than beer

Lol go fuck yourself

>>215229645
Imagine your dad posting in a druk thread, lmao

>>215229791
You took the time to type this out?

>>215229024
What about october 7th

>>215236981
Kek

>>215230051
BUT MARRIED IN MY MIND'S NO GOOOOOOD

>>215237222
Checked. Gottem!

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>>215229645
Kinda seems like you don't deserve the family so maybe giving you good advice isn't the right thing.

Nursing J&B right now. But i got bored of alcohol. Not even NCFOM is enjoyable anymore. I'll only drink for religious reasons from now on.

>>215235531
Are you sure??? Cause your mother is very much interested in sex and has it all the time with me and other people so it's definitely not referring to your mother, though she is a sloppy drunk.

being drunk makes me appreciate Ricky Jay and that scares me

>>215229340
You can be, anon. Jut not on alcohol.
Otherwise get some pen & paper and write about the best drinks you had. You can't do that drunk either... wisdom should not be lost.
I'll drink for your health now. Cheers!

>>215235850 whoops, meant to reply to >>215235481

Best full week workout routine to do in rehab? Zero weights, lots a food. Go!

>>215236785
Beer actually had minerals and stuff. Wouldnt surprise me that alcohol free (unsweetened) beer would actually be healthy.
There is something suspicious going on with butter though... I can eat all kinds of trash without any side effect yet butter makes me lie down and wheeze. Lard, milk, cheese etc. are okay though. Really concernig, I wouldn't be surprised if they are puttin some kind of shit in butter.

Guys realistically how fucked am I if I drink on average 2 cans of beer every evening? and every weekends some vodka or cocktails? It's been going on for like 4-5 years but I don't really feel bad physically. I work out and try to eat clean. How long can I go without side effects or long-term health damage?

>>215235531
I saw it verbatim a few days ago

>>215238928
>I work out and try to eat clean
Yeah when I used to work out daily, training and stuff, drinking 2 beers was what I was also doing... because they honestly got me as drunk as a bottle of wine gets me today (no longer training and only working out 2-3 times a week).
So you are probably better off than you feel about it...
Think of it as satisfying a need. When you find stuff that you enjoy more, and doesn't mix well with drinking (e.g. reading) you won't feel the need to drink.

Hello, old friends.
Leaf here. The BC General Employees Union has been on strike for some time and they extended the stoppage to liquor warehouse staff, so now no liquor stores, bars or restaurants can get re-stocked.
Shelves are starting to empty. I’m about to head to my nearby store and drop the $120.00 on a Texas mickey of vodka as every bottle 1.75L or less is pretty gone.
WHAT A LIFE

>>215229645
Get sober and leave your nagging wife.

>>215239154
>Texas mickey of vodka
The choice of the purist. I kinda envy americans and canadians because they have rye whiskey, something unheard of on continental europe.

>>215235531
>>215237103
All the blogposts itt are /druk/ pasta.
The most recent one I haven’t seen yet is the “I quit drinking dumped my gf and start going to the gym” one. But that might be an actual guy spamming his recent story.

>>215239054
You didnt answer my question

>>215239239
iirc correctly it’s a trade deal thing that only Canada can call it “rye whiskey” with an “E.”
America has to call it “whisky.”

>>215229024
so he didnt actually say Im drunk right now

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>>215239295
What do you want to hear, that any amount of alcohol is poison?
No, if you are an average white male between 18 and 45, and without any genetic misfortunes, you are not fucked. Congratulations.

>>215239313
>not calling it horsie's favourite

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>>215230051
Anon, pray the Rosary
https://www.corpus.wa.edu.au/news-blog/2020/5/1/how-to-pray-the-rosary
and drink a litre/liter of water
if you feel the need to drink drink

>>215239430
Ok thank you

My last round was 3 months of a Liter of vodka a day. Held down a job the first month. Then 2 months of that, door dashing food every 2 or 3 days and door dashing alcohol sometimes twice a day. Sometimes I'd just do two pints a day cause I was always hoping to wear off. Spent all my money and not in a very cost effective way. Ended up in a year treatment program. About 18 months off the sauce now. Never again.

>>215239477
That’s a penis pissing/cumming on a cross

>>215239500
You should watch your blood pressure though (and how different foods influence it) because alcohol, especially before sleep, raises it, which messes whit your kidneys, which messes with your heart (this is how people die from heart attacks, beside being at lol).

>>215239617
>being at
Being fat. FAT. F A T.

>>215239617
Any way to notice this blood pressure change without measuring it? What are the symptoms. I drink maybe 2 hours before sleep

>>215239672
Just focus your attention on your stomach or side of your neck, if you can feel it (just attention, not touch), it's too high.

>>215239719
Don't notice shit

>>215239780
Do it after u ate.

>>215229305

Always as been

>>215239804
How about I will actually measure my pressure couple times. If it's close to normal then I guess I'm good? I'm 26, never had a serious health issue all my life.

>>215238928
A big part is genetics. I'm 38. Did lots of drugs and drank waay more heavily than that in my 20s. Then several month long binges in my 30s that ended in hospitalisation. My blood and liver levels are fine. I've always been naturally thin so maybe that has helped...but I think what really gets people is ifthey are able to drink heavy (like 20 drinks plus) for years without stopping or needing detox. The liver is capable of self repair but if you never give it a break. I've met alcoholics who are 40 that look 60. But based what youve said that's nothing bro. You are probably healthier than most normies with that pattern

>>215239911
Good to hear. Take care

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i've had a few
a few small beers

>>215240111
basadoo

>>215239520
Based bottom shelf vodka medicinal chugger.
5 years

>>215239870
Well thats the gold standard.
Also be aware that if u'r tall, like over 6ft or 185cm u should have /60 instead of /80 as ideal. Big horse deserves special care.

>>215229645
Alcoholism wrecks families

>>215229645
Dad wtf???

>>215231964
>cheap bourbon does not exist
drinking vodka is a literal fucking skill issue

I miss being able to rely on myself. Can't see a way out of it I don't have much family or people in my life.

how do i manage my weight while being druk?

>>215240584
Just do cardio (run or bike or treadmill etc.)
Upside is that u also get druk on less alcohol.

Biking when drunk is a pain in the ass (ass opposed to biking while stoned which is world class)... but getting drunk after a couple hours of exploring niggerjungle territory, taking pictures and evading crack addicts, in the safety of ur home, that's also tonotdjp tier.

Captcha: NOTDJ
you betcha

>>215239672
>Any way to notice this blood pressure change without measuring it? What are the symptoms
If you start waking up feeling like there are billions of tiny pikes under your skin trying to come up out of you your blood pressure is high.
I've gotten to the point I can tell if my blood pressure is high just based on feeling, it's subtle but with 20 years of practice you get good at anything.
You're gonna have high BP if you're hungover what you gotta watch out for is having that feeling become your normal and you just get used to it. Then you get on BP meds and realize holy shit, my baseline feels like you just barely avoided a car crash and you're trying to calm yourself down while the adrenaline is still pumping.

>>215241128
>tonotdjp
Top. Dam kapcha

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>>215239313
Congrats on being aggressively wrong. It's always been whiskey in America

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