>>215230245
Mommyfu

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj6JchmY9BM
>"Oh you wanna play psycho killer?"
>Nods
>"Can i be the helpless victim?"
>Nods enthusiastically
>"Okay lets see"
>"No please dont kill me mr ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!"
Scream has probably the funniest horror movie kill of all time

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Tonight's kino. Always on the hunt for more redneck cannibal movies like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Hills Have Eyes... any recs?

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>"Those who take my gold won't live through the Night"
>*Only kills 4 people*
>*2 of those didn't even touch his gold*

>>215230517
Terror at Red Wolf Inn

>>215230507
For me it's the piano squishing grandma on the stairs

>>215230618
Thats scary movie though

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Having a sad spooky month because my pet has cancer. What are some overlooked horror comedy kino and anything with lots of 90's childhood nostalgia(along the lines of Hocus Pocus)?

Pic unrelated.

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>>215230644
I got confused by the thumbnail

>>215230571
Based

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>>215230571

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For me, it's Linnea Quigley

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Shriek > Scary Movie

>>215230692
Based, in the 1984 horror movie "Fatal Games", the lead girl refused to show her naked ass, so they used Linnea Quigley as her body double for the nude scene

>>215230715
Linnea always ready to show herself. In Return of the Living Dead the usual nude Jewel Shepard didn't want to appear nude for once, so Linnea got the role that made it iconic while Jewel got the "Main girl" boring character.

>>215230655
Sorry anon, don't know about overlooked but some of my go-tos are Night of the Creeps, Terror Vision, Ernest Scared Stupid, Frankenhooker, The Lost Boys as far as comfy horror comedy stuff. That's all 80s, though, mostly.
>>215230692
Linnea was the original
>We need an actress who-
>Sir, Linnea Quigley is in the lobby and she's already naked

>>215230715
Based Linnea

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What kind of cinematography is this? Germans are crazy

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oh shit, The Nightmare Room is on Tubi?
I only saw part of one episode as a kid, the one where some guy absorbs luck from people or something, and then it never aired again

>>215230786
>Linnea just casually shows up naked at various studios, in case someone needs some tits on the spot.

>>215230687
Coke product placement in Leprechaun, Pepsi product placement in Friday The 13th Part VII, both went to Outer Space
Coincidence?

>>215230655
I sympathize. Before I had any pets, and I would hear people talk about a pet dying, and in the back of my mind think “What’s the big deal? Just go to the shelter and get another one,” but I’ve got two cats now, and I get it. You get so used to their distinct personalities and realize that there’s no real replacing them.

I’ve got a little grey cat who kind of reminds me of Nermal from Garfield, and that guy is my little shadow. He doesn’t let me get outside a five-foot parameter, and if I happen to leave the room without him noticing, he will always come sprinting in whenever the realization sets in. His clinginess can get ever-so-slightly annoying depending on what I’m trying to do, but it is sweet 95 percent of the time, and it is going to kill me when that little guy goes.

>>215230930
>“What’s the big deal? Just go to the shelter and get another one,”

Don't you think it's kind of messed up that you didn't really show any empathy?
I've never had a pet, but I can imagine how heartbreaking it must be to lose one

Speaking of Hocus Pocus that sequel they made a few years ago totally blows but the prologue part with the kid witches was so good. Should have had the whole movie about them because that little actor girl who was Winifred fucking nailed it.

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>>215230715
Linnea completely replaced some girl in a role mid-filming for Graduation Day. And there's tits in that one too I think.

>>215231069
>And there's tits in that one too I think.
Yes, Linnea shows her tits in that movie

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>go online to get a ticket from my local kinoplex for Friday for Black Phone 2
>no singles allowed
>'you can't leave both seats on either side of yours empty"
>forced to book next to another single person
>forced to be social during the horror movie
>tfw
I thought no singles allowed was a meme..

Linnea body peaked at Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

>>215231156
Horror movie about a serial killer who goes on dates only to go to watch movies because there is no singles allowed policy in the only cinema of the city when

>>215230517
>Always on the hunt for more redneck cannibal movies like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Hills Have Eyes... any recs?
Spider Baby is the OG one.

>>215231156
why would you have to be social?
just enjoy the movie anon , you are not obligated to talk to a stranger sitting next to you

>>215230517
>>215231187
Oh and The Loved Ones is also a take on this subgenre.

>>215231160
Based

I'm about to watch Martyrs (2008). What should I expect? Comfy horror kino?

>>215230517
Deranged (1974)

>>215231285
expect to be bored

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>>215230517

>>215231285
kino yes, comfy no

>>215231156
>Black Phone 2
I really hope this ends up being good.

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>Raimi, why are you shooting my scenes first?

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>The original ending was supernatural with the dead rising and pulling Christian into the abyss, but the second director hated it and had the negatives destroyed. The only remaining footage are stills that can be seen on the DVD release.
This was a good or bad choice?

>>215231525
hallmark made an exploitation horror film?

>>215231011
Just lacked perspective until I lived a little. We didn’t all get the same starting gate, and I grew up in a household that treated pets as glorified decorations at best. Compared to the savage beatings that my dad would dole out on animals, I’m a sweetheart, and I still have no respect for people who treat dogs and cats like surrogate children.

>>215230507
That's scary movie lol

>>215230655
My dog died like 2-3 years ago cause of liver cancer. Had her 13 years. My grandpa died the year before, and a close friend the same year. I was drinking so much I forgot my friend died until i went to contact him then it hit me. Life is life. Good luck, enjoy.

>>215231623
Yes, Hallmark thought that distributing european explotation gory films in the 70s will go well with their "Get Well Soon" cards market. Now seen it from nowdays was a smart move.

Animeposter, can you please become a namefag or tripfag so I can filter you? This is a board for live-action.

>>215230245
>top
better skin/makeup
better lighting
better angle
better posture
better clothing

Lads, I rewatched Jason Goes to Hell (Unrated) yesterday and I think I'm starting to like it a lot more. Steven is kino.

>>215230847
Pretty sure I'm gay for Udo.

>>215231998
There's things to like and enjoy about the film, but the overall premise is extraordinarily weak for a F13th film. The extreme lack of Jason being on screen as himself for 90% of the movie, along with the body possession aspect make it the worst of the franchise, but I still have fun watching it every once in a while. That entire run of 5+ is just gimmick city for each film. Most work well enough for what they are at least.

>>215231690
Its not you dingus, scary movie just parodies the same scene, but it pales in comparison to the actual scene which is a 100 times funnier on its own.

>>215231788
Not him but anime can be horror too, fag

>>215231156
>No singles

This is only in place to get you to buy two tickets for one viewing.
The theaters can't die quick enough.
No one cared about this shit back in the day

>>215232044
Yeah, I feel like the film would be better if it was just an original IP. I do like how Jason regains his body by fusing with the mom, for the narrative context of the film itself, but it's still retarded for the franchise as a whole.
But Steven is almost as great a hero as Tommy, the gore effects are great in the unrated version, and the whole climax is pretty exciting. It's just really hard to get over the body-hopping worm thing, and Pam having had the actual Necromicon Ex Mortis from Raimi.

>>215232099
I've been reading a handful of Junji Ito stuff all month, but that doesn't mean I want to see /a/ cross posting. I go on /a/ for /a/ things. I go on /tv/ for /tv/ things.
And my main issue with animeposter is he posts the exact same cinegrids every year. No new '80s OVAs have come out because obviously forty years have passed since the animation boom in Japan. If you've been in /hor/ for more than one year, you've seen all his images. Like, at least the Kolobos guy has shut up. Cabinanon isn't always here anymore either. We don't need fucking ritualposters.

>>215232103
Good points. Steve is definitely an overall better protagonist than Tommy.

>>215230655
Freaked
Nothing But Trouble

>>215230245
she looks like my cousin i want to fuck

>>215230715
Wasn't her role in one of the Nightmare on the Elm Street movies a 3 seconds of naked tits? Soul that Freddy absorbed or something?

>>215231156
just look online at the time of the showing and see which seats arent taken and move to one with empty seats around it. what are they gonna do, send an usher to throw you out? nobody who works there actually cares

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>>215232406

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how far are we gone as a society that The Exorcist doesnt scare or disgust people anymore? And not just america. How desensitized have we become, how used to violence are we? Videogames, Movies, TVshows.... you cant tell me those dont have influence on us. Drugs, Violence on the streets, emulating everything our little monkeybrains see like the animals we are.

>>215232541
the type of people who were disgusted by the exorcist are the people who are vomiting and passing out during paranormal activity and terrifier, i.e. they dont exist beyond their usefulness as marketing tools

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>1980s American low-budget horror
>every character is trim and reasonably attractive, plenty of white people with blond hair

>2020s American low-budget horror
>every character is an obese swarthy creature of indeterminate ethnicity

hard times, fellow spooklers

>>215231433
Why would you think that? The first one was terrible lmao

>>215232335
4chan moment

>>215232950
>2010s
>everyone looks like they just stepped out of modeling school and it's hard to tell who's who because they all look pretty much the same

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>>215232950
Yeah, you created the hard times

>>215230245
>>215230413
Good morning mom.

Downloading all of Amando de Ossorio's horror films, anybody here's seen them?

>>215232406
Yes

Jesus Christ, lads, the Asian chick in Jason X is so hot. I'm basically fully torqued every time I watch this movie.

>>215233728
You had me at the cow scene.

>>215231285
Eurojank goreporn that people call deep for some reason.

>>215233561
Just the Blind Dead stuff

>>215233908
Huh actually upon further inspection I've also seen Demon Witch Child and The Loreley's Grasp

>>215233728
This was fucking incredible and made me hunt for more naked women villains. Any more like this?

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I hate to be controversial but
>30s horror
>40s horror
>50s horror
>60s horror

Horror it's a pretty bad genre.

>>215234115
That's not controversial. We wouldn't have 70's to contemporary horror if those earlier decades hadn't set the foundations.

There's a lot of stuff from the 30's and 40's in which they were ahead of its time and the production had to use their creativity to go over censors and use their imagination.

50s and 60s horror had those Hammer Film productions as well as Italian horror like Black Sunday. Giallo developed because of those decades.

>just saw a roach at the buffet
horrors for this feel?

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>remembering those October weekends watching cartoons
>Duckman, Aaahh!!! Real Monsters, Halloween specials, etc
>wonder what happened to Klasky Csupo
>haven't heard that name since the 2000s
>google
>oh :(

>>215234178
Giallo is basically all guys who idolized Hitchcock, and by the end with Frenzy, Hitchcock himself was basically making giallo

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New Raimi looks good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4wiXj9NmEE

>>215234183
Mimic followed by Joe's Apartment

>>215234115
Even the 60s? There were already some amazing horror movies in that decade.

>>215234247
Stacked cast

>>215234264
preciate ya pal...

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finally got around to watching Planet Terror and it's fucking exaggeration kino

>>215234247
Man I grew up with Rachel McAdams ever since I saw The Hot Chick. Can't believe this is the 1st movie where she's not some fresh-faced beauty anymore. They did a great job with her being frumpy and having that repressed office worker look.

>>215234237
Pretty much. Everybody is influenced by the previous decade. Hitchcock gave us great thrillers and horror via Psycho. I had no idea Psycho II was directed by one of Hitchcock's proteges, hence why it was able to invoke so much of the original.

>>215234115
Zoom zoom.

>>215230245
Bottom pic looks like Jared Leto lmal

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I loved this one, I may have to rewatch it this year

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I cannot stand "horror fans". They are dumb as fuck and have zero taste. Show me someone who thinks the best Oscar winner ever was Silence of the Lambs and I'll show you someone who has the worst fucking taste in movies.

Horror fans will look you dead in the eye and tell you that Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan is the 10th best movie ever made. No, not 10th best Jason movie, 10th best movie. Their entire top 10 will be full of shit that they only enjoy because "woman having head cut" sparks their 67 IQ into life as it is something that causes a reaction, other than the fear and confusion in which morons like that live their lives.

These are the braindead knuckledraggers who will tell you that Halloween Kills is good because Michael Myers kills a lot of people. That fucking piece of shit film has nothing - no plot, characters, anything. But Michael kills some people so they get to whoop at bad actors pretending to die after a chase through the same fucking house every fucking time. "Fuck yea brah he just killed that woman, this is a five star movie". Then they'll watch Halloween Ends and they won't like it because it tried to inject something resembling a thought into their derelict brain. "Michael was weak and didn't kill people so it's a bad movie".

Most of these "people" don't even like movies. They just like watching cornsyrup dyed red washing over a blonde girl's throat. "Nah man Citizen Kane, I don't like newspapers so I didn't get into it" "I noped outta The Godfather, people talking in rooms". "Hell yeah I saw Terrifier, man Art is so funny, kills like crazy you know??"

It's like if my dog became a movie critic because she only gets excited at certain points too - like when a dog on screen and she wants to chase it. These kids - who I guarantee were 1.2 GPA stonerbros who melted their brains - however hold up their movie tastes like it is something to be proud of. Imagine that, being proud of spending your days watching the WORST shit.

>>215234473
Based post.

>>215234473
I agree that most horror fans are retards but you shouldn't automatically dismiss horror films. There's some true gems out there and not every film has to be high art, but genuinely fun flicks.

>>215234473
>hide post

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>>215234426
guy who directed it wrote another film ghost train. him not having a director role for it had a detrimental effect but it's still pretty good

>>215234576
>Hyde post

1940s has to be the worst decade for horror movies.

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Now this is some niggakino. Reminds me of older Blaxploitation horrors like JD's Revenge, Sugar Hill, or Petey Wheatstraw. The movie's got some good effects, some bad effects, and goes crazy towards the end. Same director that did Demon Knight

Also Katharine Isabelle, who doesn't fit the whole "in da hood" setting at all, but is still nice to see

>>215234426
if it's anything like gonjiam, i'll watch it.

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Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:
>The Dentist 1 & 2(1996-1998)
>The Fly (1986)
>Inferno (1980)
>Frankenhooker (1990)
>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)
>Bad Taste (1987)
>The Lair of the White Worm (1988)
>Gothic (1986)
>The Devils (1971)
>Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)
>Scarecrows (1988)
>Manhunter (1986)
>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
>The Prowler (1981)
>Wishmaster series (1997-2002)
>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)
>Elves (1989)
>Critters 1 & 2 (1986-1988)
>Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
>Carnosaur (1993)
>Pieces (1982)
>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
>Cube (1997)
>Blood Dolls (1999)
>Gozu (2003)
>Roger Corman’s Poe Cycle (1960-1964)
>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)
>Maximum Overdrive (1986)
>Night Flier (1997)
>Near Dark (1987)
>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
>Stage Fright (1987)

>>215234603
40s horror leaned more into drama but it's still a pretty solid decade for horror
>the black cat
>the invisible man returns
>the wolf man
>i walked with a zombie
>abbott and costello meets frankenstein
to name a few

>>215233728
Sauce plz?

>>215234671
filename

>>215234115
Shitskin thirties zoomer detected

>>215234637
i just want a vast of night and madS release but these streaming services have to be cocksuckers so i have to settle for bootlegs from china

>>215232335
I too had a cousin i wanted to fuck but she was adopted so its ok and not a sin

>>215234637
Stage Fright had so much potential. Such a great set up. Such a great killer mask. Such a great premise.
But it really isn't very good

>>215231525
WTF, I am into the devil now

>>215230571
He should have a jacket potato in his other hand

>>215234473
I bet you cry about jumpscares.

>>215231525
Creepy film, with its depictions of the inquisition tortures
The ending was very underwhelming. All of that build up for very little pay off

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i cant tell if this is cringekino or just a terrible movie. the script and acting seem like they came out of a highschool theater production. some memorable moments though, like when the dead grandpa appears to the kid in a vision, stops time, and tells him he has 30 seconds to figure out how to stop his family from eating magic goblinslop, and the only thing the kid can think to do is piss all over the table and all the food.
>one was not enough
one was enough.

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>>215234473
You're right in that a lot of horror fans don't really like or appreciate movies as an art form. I mean a lot of them are genuinely deranged and have deep-rooted mental issues. Lonely, middle-aged virgins out there putting together unironic shrines for their favourite slasher icons, complete with toys and all sorts.

At the same time, what's the use of getting mad at them? If you want to discuss film then go do that with fellow artbros.

>>215230507
>i spit on your garage
kek

>>215234115
I've seen very few horror movies older than 70s, but I really liked The Devil Rides Out (1968) and The Haunted Palace (1963).

>>215230517
Wrong Turn series. It's also a major plot line in American Horror Story: Roanoke

>>215235220
the crazy old harbinger character is just a regular guy they found at a convenience store while filming. he said in an interview that he wasnt even sure whether he was supposed to be acting. hes just a kooky guy. fun stuff. it helps that it was filmed near where i live tho

Send Help looks like dogshit. Raimi fell off.

>>215235349
you know the major plotlines of AHS Roanoke, so ill trust you. what AHS seasons are worth watching?

>>215235380
Thanks anon. I would recommend Asylum, Coven, Freakshow, Hotel and Roanoke. It's not the greatest show of all time but it's entertaining enough.

>>215235338
Any horror directed by Terrence Fisher, Mario Bava or Roger Corman (with Vincent Price) during the 60s is peak horror.

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>>215235440
The first season is the only one I actually liked enough to finish and no one ever gives it props. Maybe if I rewatched it I'd find it boring, too.

>>215235495
Good to know, thanks.

>>215234473
I just don't like that when I go anywhere that will include horror fans, I find myself surrounded by morbidly obese nerds or snarky LGBTQ hipster types. That is "the horror community" now

>>215235220
It's a great movie which loves movies even the terrible ones

>>215234247
>announces it's girlboss trash right on the poster
i can appreciate the honesty at least

>>215230507
Tatum shoulda made it to the sequel desu, she was great and qt 3,141

>>215234473
i really love horror movies but i dont call myself a horror fan for this exact reason. based post. this is especially true of women who identify as horror fans. the most sane gf ive ever had hated true crime because its exploitative and refused to watch horror with me because she thought it was too scary.
also this is the longest capcha I've ever seen. 8 letters!

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>>215235659
>dislikes female leads
>in a horror general

>>215230692
Last I saw, that was on Tubi.

>>215235659
Looks more like girlvillain kino.

>>215235659
Congrats, you got me to filter the word "girlboss"
Anons on this board have graduated past antiwoke and onto just being fucking pussies
Eventually the only thing they're going to approve of is gay porn

>>215234473
Based. “Horror” if it’s just
>le bad/scary/gruesome thing happens for shock value
Reminds me of a kid swearing because they think it makes them sound cool/grown up
I love psychological horror though and I’ve been on a kick the past few days watching
>Vivarium
>Sunshine
>Coherence
>blink twice
Any other psych/lovecraftian horror recommendations?
I have a firestick so it doesn’t have to be just on streaming

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>>215235495
>Bava

>>215232335
Right around the point when I was hitting puberty, my stepmom’s sister was dating a guy who had a daughter from a prior marriage that I met at a wedding reception, and she was smoking hot. My dad kept telling me to ask her to dance, but I didn’t, because if they ever got married we would technically be cousins.

>>215233170
I don’t even understand what “TreyTheExplainer” means by that. Why does everyone on Twitter write like they’re a fucking Joss Whedon character?

>>215236053
because Joss Whedon raised them more than their parents did

>>215234115
Yeah, I’m with you. I consider almost everything pre-Night of the Living Dead not involving Hitchcock a practice run.

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>>215235220
Oh, Troll 2 is kino. Now treat yourself to the Troll 2 Doc, Best Worst Movie.
You get to catch up with all of the folks who made Troll 2

>>215235949
society actually doesnt shame extant incestuous relationships that much, though incest remains extremely taboo. particularly society is fine with incest by law, but not by blood. immediate family (siblings parents children) incest is the only kind thats actually considered wrong, and that seems to be more about how it connects to pedophilia. i know a person who had children with two people who are cousins to eachother. its incest by law but no blood incest is occuring, and no one gives a fuck.

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>>215236091
Halloween is basically Universal Monsters: The Holiday

>>215230571
Not sure there's any series where the lore changes every film as much as Leprechaun

>>215236117
>Doc Made by the guy who played the little brother
>The most well adjusted person is the guy who played the dad. Who is a dentist
>The most fucked up person is the mom. She lives in a tiny apartment on disability and is convinced that Troll 2 is one of the greatest movies ever made

>>215231156
He's gonna be a Grabber. That's how they Grab little unsupervised adult men like you.

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>>215232950
The worse thing to me is the blonde women they get for it are horribly bogged even when they're like 23.
Lip fillers should be banned.

>>215236195
Now, the most fucked up person is the guy who played the the general store owner.
>Weird pedo furfaggot who sleeps on the floor.

>>215236133
That’s why I don’t care how many times Universal tries to update them to make them cool, I’m always going to find something kind of lame about them. I grew up with them being fixtures in school Halloween decorations, Scooby-Doo guest stars, and candy commercial fodder. I really hope that Universal Studios eventually updates their Dark Universe area to just be about movie monsters in general, not just Frankenstein, Dracula, etc.

>>215236195
>grandad from the film
>”I have no family and wasted my life”

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>>215236254
Guy had a screw loose

>"I really wanted to kill that little kid who was always running around the set."

Not realizing that he's speaking to the same person all grown up...

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>>215235360
>The cast had few experienced actors and was primarily assembled from residents of nearby towns who responded to an open casting call, hoping to win roles as extras. George Hardy was a dentist with no acting experience who showed up for fun, only to be given one of the film's largest speaking roles. Don Packard, who played the store owner, was actually a patient at a nearby mental hospital, and was cast for—and subsequently filmed—his role while on a day trip. He later recalled that he had smoked an enormous amount of marijuana prior to filming, had no idea what was happening around him, and that his disturbed "performance" in the film was not acting
lol what the hell.
>>215235641
honestly it just keeps getting better as it goes on. i didnt realize this was considered a comically bad movie, i just wanted to watch the sequel to Troll. this is more than i couldve hoped for

>>215236409
>considered a comically bad movie
It considers itself that, wait til you get to the corn

>>215230245
What are some of the worst horror movies you’ve seen, I don’t mean campy bad but just utterly pointless and not worth watching
>The Open House
My least favorite movie I’ve ever seen. Being netflixslop doesn’t excuse it. There is no point to this movie at all and the actor is annoying. Total timewaster.
>Hagazussa
Droning, boring, pretentious. There are better slow paced atmospheric movies out there. Folkslop
>Midsommar
Swedes standing in a brightly lit field while shrill noises happen is not scary or even a little unnerving. Shit movie. Also folkslop
>The Sacrament
Brooooo what if a vice documentary was a found footage horror movie duuuuude. You know the entire plot by the time the movie starts. Knockoff jim jones cult leader that’s somehow less fatal and less disturbing in a horror movie than the actual Jonestown was. Waste of time.

>>215230413
is that Zooey?

>>215230517
Saw that shit at age 14 when it came out at the theater.
Snap into a Jim (for realz)

>>215231156
jesas has it chaged that much since i've been?
i think It 2 was my last time going
never heard of a no singles rule, ever
you mf'ers are pre-ordering seat now as well?
im from another planet entirely

>>215230571
>drunken leprechauns are paranoid skitzoids

>>215230245
I love From Beyond.

>>215230245
Thoughts on All My Friends Hate Me? (2021)

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I didn't like it very much.

>>215231156
Just show up and sit wherever you want. You can wait til closer to start time to pick your seat, so most people will have already arrived and sat down. If you accidentally take someone's seat just say "Oh, sorry" and move somewhere else.

>>215236569
A lot of stuff that's been lauded as amazing this year has been mediocre at best and has left me feeling demoralized at the current state of horror. I usually don't think modern = bad, hell last year I enjoyed quite a few. It's just been a really shit year for entertainment especially horror.

>>215231156
No one expects you to be social during a movie, no one is looking to talk to you.
>>215232102
>This is only in place to get you to buy two tickets for one viewing.
No, it's so single people don't leave single seats between them and other people causing later ticket buyers to be unable to sit together.

>>215236117
Kino
The best scene was when the dentist guy realized that he had had his fun and was done doing conventions

>How many times can you watch Troll 2? I'm not really into this horror movie stuff

Send Help trailer
Female character
>its time to hunt

Femslop confirmed

Bring Her Back was disturbing with some brutal gore

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>>215236509
would

>>215237177
Ugly film. Ugly cast. Lgbt woke movie.

>>215231525
So how was Mark related to Satan? Was he the Devil's son or something?

>>215236619
>pre-ordering seat now
It got really common prob because places had COVID to refurb and could see distancing would be a problem. Places are more likely to have recliners and extra space now but ticket prices and tactics reflect that too, so you get couples nights where it's a discount that guarantees they pack it like half price days generally also pack it

That sweet spot between no smoking in cinemas and when smartphones became ubiquitous when floors were sticky and seats flimsy fold downs was probably the peak of the experience for me, but the refurbishments since 2019 means prices are more premium because seats take up more space individually now
Idk if the other anon's are trolling but general experience here has been preordering and fewer seats per screen/more effects built in and i think most of that came from COVID

Black Phone 2 plot sounds great desu. Very Stephen King ish.

Is Ti West worth checking out? I liked the slow paced The House of the Devil, what about the rest of his movies?

>>215237335
Majority of the theater chains in my area have been assigned seating for at least the last 15 years or so, if not longer.

>>215237381
The Innkeepers was a very comfy ghost story film. The Pearl trilogy is kinda hit or miss depending on your tastes.

>>215237496
Pearl Trilogy is garbage. Just filler films to see when there is nothing else watch.

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>>215231156
can't be worse than the time i watched blade runner and most of the theater was empty and i decided to choose to sit next to the only two people in the row just because i wanted to be in the center. Most awkward 3 hours of my life. assigned seating is retarded. I think i stood there for 10 minutes trying to choose a seat at the counter while the chick stared at me like i was a mong.

>>215237491
if you like slow pacing, ti west is for you

>>215235440
Roanoke was great. you didn't like the 80s slasher season? Cult was fun for watch party streams at the time. Asylum kind stinky but has enough pulp appeal. Freakshow carnival stuff doesn't interest me and the other seasons were too feminine upon cursory inspection

>>215237519
Pearl and Maxxine is garbage but X is worth checking out if you are not a /pol/chud

>>215237381
no, he is garbage and House of the Devil is the only thing he's done that is even close to good (it's not)

>>215237602
>most of the theater was empty
why the fuck didnt you just sit one row back or something? nobody would ever know if you didnt sit in the seat you selected

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>>215236569
>There are better slow paced atmospheric movies out there. Folkslop
folkslop is funny but, such as? I'd say 'You Won't Be Alone' for similar but better though I did like Hagazussa albeit I am pretentious
https://film-grab.com/2024/07/29/you-wont-be-alone/

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>The Most UNSETTLING Episode in TV History!
>VOTED IN TOP 5 DARKEST EPISODES EVER
>"this creeped me out so much as a kid I never watched the series again!"

>watch it
>it's just implied pedoshit

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>>215237602
Kek

>>215237381
eh worth finding out for yourself. think he had some aura of prestige around the time of Innkeepers+House but I'm unimpressed with how his career has shaped up on the whole at this point. some people (mostly women) fucking love Pearl though.

The Monkey was fun but not very good. Weapons was total shit. Watching new Final Destination tonight.
Anything recent that’s actually good?

>>215237814
New FD was fun I thought. Some people seemed to hate it but it's got characters dying in really contrived, retarded, sometimes funny ways, not sure what more you want out of a FD movie and it's Tony Todd's last performance.

>tomorrow I'm going read/watch/play horror X Y and Z
>browse the web, watch 3 hours of domestic/international news programming and a football or baseball game
>shit, tomorrow for sure
I'm such a faggot gdi
need daylight savings time to get dark quicker but alas always first November Sunday

>>215237779
>mostly women
in my limited experience it all seems to be homosexuals that like the Pearl movies

>>215237869
you DO sound like a faggot

>>215237869
hard to break routines and consuming fiction all day in day out feels like throwing yourself into a pit of escapism with no exit, IRL programming feels grounding at least

>>215237745
most women dont spend a lot of time considering anything that isnt completely grounded in reality. thats why they dont gravitate toward fantasy or scifi much. so all their biggest fears are just real world things like pedos and rapers and they are a very vocal online minority so it tends to skew the data for what is unsettling or horrific in movies.
several gen x women think silence of the lambs is the most disturbing and violent movie of all time, even though there is little actual violence depicted at all.

Which are the best/spookiest episodes of Are you Afraid of the Dark?
I watched a few for the sake of nostalgia and while the framing device is great atmosphere, the stories themselves are obviously for young children.
The intro is spookier than the actual show.

>>215237869
>3 hours of news
for what purpose

>>215237980
Yeah, Jesus this sounds fucking terrible

>>215237980
probably rooted in placating a fear or illusion of control and autonomy desu

>>215237869
Sports ball
Grim
>>215237874
Females and redditors

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The Strangers Ch.2 just hit the 1s on Letterboxd and 4s on IMDB

same dude who directed Dream Master andd Deep Blue Sea btw

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>>215236569
On the flip side, I loved Hagazussa and Midsommar. Never seen the other two though.

>>215236585
No, that's her mom.

>>215238130
>redditors
i said homosexuals, anon

>>215237980
Either a /pol/ schizo or a Twitter doomscroller.

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>>215237869
The first half of the month is already over, but I'm sure you won't waste the second half
>>shit, tomorrow for sure
Yeah... for sure...

>>215238160
>Hagazussa
this is the most legit satanic movie i have ever seen
very well made and disturbing, but i genuinely feel that people are in danger watching this movie if they are not right spiritually
>when she gets her first period and her possessed witch mother goes all pedo bear on her
crazy stuff

>>215237952
Deadman's Float
Dark Music
Night Shift

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>>215238208
still squeezing in a daily watch but yeah planned for a lot more. so far:
>Inugami
>Missing Child Videotape
>Chime
>Laurin
>Mute Witness
> V/H/S H
>It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
>Death Walks on High Heels
>The Spiral Staircase
>3 Senritsu Kaiki! Files movies
>A Virgin Among the Living Dead
>Strange Harvest
>Solvent
>half of Dark Gathering anime

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saw this online and it reminded me of horror animu anon

looks like this previously lost horror anime has just been restored and is now showing at Justin Decloux's Movie Mind Melter stream

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>>215238225
Satanic shit ain't real, bruv.

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>>215238225
>most legit satanic movie i have ever seen
>i genuinely feel that people are in danger watching this movie if they are not right spiritually
i will now watch your kino

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>>215238225
>mfw the scene you described happens five minutes in
I love how batshit the ending is (she drowns her baby then makes witch's brew and eats it) and it was sad seeing how cursed the main character was from the very beginning. She never had a chance, but damn if she didn't try.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FupJLTtytz8

>>215237869
it's gay that it ends in November

>>215238208
>>215238452
i will watch
>Blow-Up
>Whirlpool
>Blood and Black Lace
>What Have You Done to Solange

i'm in a woman-murdering mood today

>>215238225
nta but added to the list for tomorrow
seen midsommar and the sacrament, meh
looks as though i'll skip the open house lel

>>215238492
it is
so is Christ
you'll learn eventually, one way or the other
>>215238494
it's good, but you should steel your mind first
>>215238501
>She never had a chance
yea, felt bad for her
she just needed a Chad to go out in the woods and live with her and keep her company and help her get over her mom

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>>215238592
Whirlpool huh. never watched this dude, let us know how it is

>>215236569
Pointless remakes that bring nothing new to the story..
90's Piranha
'06 Omen
Jap Cube.

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rule of jenny pen
expected something surreal and fun
ended up with something depressing and scary at the same time
solidifies the resolve i have to just kill myself if i ever have a stroke or suffer some kind of brain disease/injury

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Bros...I did NOT sign up for something this scary. Shit was actually terrifying lol.

>>215238924
yeah this movie is kinda underrated. rarely see anyone talk about it but the concept is unique and unsettling, and pretty well executed

>>215238744
yup, that's the face of an old guy who's probably jerking off under his wheelchair blanket

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>>215230245
found more stalker kino

>>215235220
I watched this as a kid and it was the first time in my life I was absolutely baffled by a movie.
I had seen horror comedies up to that point, but I couldn't tell if it was trying to be a comedy or not; it was so goddamn weird.
I knew I was watching something special though.

rip the nigga who made the thing's poster

>>215237349
That's not a good thing.

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>Tumbbad
So this is the only Indian horror movie I've ever seen, and thought it was pretty damn good. Any more?

the local kinoplex announced the movies they'll show on 31st

>The conjuring: Last rites
>Sinners
>Bring her back
>Nosferatu (2024)

and in the third room they'll show the original Final destination instead of the new conjuring

>>215237381
If you're fine with slow-paced then I would recommend The Roost, Trigger Man, The Innkeepers, and his segment in the first VHS. He 'sold out' afterwards.

Very specific request but my parents are having a halloween party and asked for recommendations for a few films. Something well made and modern that old normies would enjoy. Nothing too intense and no subtitles. I was thinking like Weapons and Oddity? Any other ideas?

>>215237952
>The intro is spookier than the actual show.
Same for Tales from the Darkside though it did have some kino episodes.

>>215238193
A reddit schizo would spend 3 hours watching the news, you retarded faggot.

>>215239296
>old normies
>modern
Why?? Go for something older, would probably enjoy it more.
Oddity is great, though

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I still haven't watched a single giallo this year

>>215238272
Thank you kindly.

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Apocalypse Zero (1996) – This riotous superhero nightmare is certainly Worth a Watch! An anime OVA in two parts (together they make up the length of short movie, and *do* tell a discrete arc of the original manga), it takes place in a post-apocalyptic wasteland in which nuclear mutants and horrible demons run rampant . . . while kids in uniforms *still* troop to school in the monster-infested wastes of Tokyo! Only the Japanese would think of it! Kakugo, a stoic inheritor of a HYPER-INTELLIGENT EXOSKELETON empowered by human sacrifice, fights the forces of the Tactical Evil -- enormous mutants who always have some zany, sexual theme in their makeup. Sonic penises! Acid vaginas! BDSM obesity! Blinding balls and ice-shotgun cocks! They’re all here, and chaste child Kakugo is the only who can shatter the wicked libidos of their wielders! Literally, he seems to suppress and COMPRESS his teen sexuality until it becomes an unbeatable weapon.

One of the goriest anime ever made, the demons vanquish poor humans in showers of *lovingly* animated guts and stringy, screaming *rendings* of mortal flesh . . . and the hero does likewise to them! Even from a solely technical point of view, the detailed pastel carnage is an awe-inspiring thing to behold! And the style, featuring almost Rock Man-ish character designs (thicker at the ends of their limbs, round little heads with jug ears), is not *quite* like anything I’ve seen. Bonus points for not caving and making it predominantly COMEDIC! Unfortunately, as explosively fun as it is, it is only one arc of a larger tale, and was meant to be ten episodes. (In my opinion, the gore, monsters, and hopeless setting certainly qualify it as HORROR.)

>>215239296
Trick 'r Treat

>>215239344
They specifically asked for newer stuff.

>>215239350
How?

i have seen three movies where the monster is defeated with music
mars attacks
attack of the killer tomatoes
night of the zoopocalypse
which is fine, just weird that it's happened thrice

>>215239296
Caveat (by Damian McCarthy of Oddity)
The Witch in the Window
We Go On
Haunter (the Abigail Breslin one)

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>>215230245
OP made me watch From Beyond for the first time, kino movie but I didn't like it as much as Re-Animator. Still plenty of good practical stuff in it.

Also I wasn't ready to see Ken Foree in an orange speedo.

>>215230517
For what amounts to essentially the Canadian version of Deliverance, look at Rituals (1977).
It's not better than Deliverance, but does have some decent tension buildup and makes good use of its locations. Nice, low key kinda film.

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>>215239193
Bramayugam is okay. visually impressive, atmospheric slow burn kinda movie.

>>215239486
I watched it for the first time the other day and I wasn't ready to see female-on-male rape and she fuckin licks her fingers after????

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>>215239486
Oh yeah, also this final Barbara Crampton scene reminded me so much of Laura Palmer in FWWM.
>>215239524
That was hot.

>>215239296
Weapons is awful, anon
they wont like that shit
not sure how intense you wanna go but maybe something like
>Wake Wood
?

>>215239524
giwtwm...

>>215230517
Eaten Alive! (1976)

>>215239350
Good

>>215230507
Best meta joke in the best meta horror movie

>>215239296
Seconding Trick R Treat.

>>215239296
hard to envision old boomers getting together and watching a modern horror movie in earnest. I suppose I'd just chuck on a Conjuring movie, one just came out too. Fast paced, relatable protagonists, not too weird, predictable amusement ride. like I can imagine Oddity just being too airy and sparse to hold work in a chatty social setting

>>215232966
I came here to say exactly this lol. The concept isn't even good and I couldn't get over how bad that one metalhead kid's performance was. It's just so distractingly bad. Also some retards brought a baby to my showing and of course it started crying at during the trailers which I can hardly blame it for (but I still do).

>>215239350
fuck off kys faggot

>>215239636
Smile 2 or Nosferatu along those lines as well but also a lot of boomers don't like "horror" they want cat and mouse thrillers

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>>215239296
dominated the Netflix charts for a reason

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>>215239724
Fuck u bitch

>>215239296
The Substance

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>>215239486
>OP made me watch From Beyond for the first time
Glad you enjoyed it, anon.

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>>215239799
I did, I very much enjoyed it in fact!

>>215239486
Now watch The Resurrected.

>>215239786
Is this actually worth watching if I want more 'light' horror fare this spoopy season?

>>215239829
I already did, last year. It was aight.

>>215239636
They wanted something with a bit more to it than a conjuring movie I think
>>215239746
>>215239791
They have seen and enjoyed Nosferatu and The Substance. And apparently they adored The Love Witch?

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>>215239821
I liked how the full awakend pineal gland gave him the ability to see that brains were inside the head. Because that wasn't obvious. Only with the power of the resonator can one know such secrets.

>>215239829
this movie has one good makeup scene and that's it

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Why don't they make zombie-kino that has pic related vibes anymore?

>>215239296
Trick r' Treat is s safe bet but also

>1408
>Crimson Peak
>Late Night with the Devil
>The Menu
>The Ritual

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>>215239906
>they adored The Love Witch
Based boomers

Gonna watch Castle Freak. What am I in for?

>>215239948
Fag.

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https://youtu.be/Vl3mXtackuw?si=hPVs1a0tF9VucaSF

I need more stuff like this

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>>215239931
Look, expanding your pineal gland is like getting the Thermal Googles in MGS. It's not a requirement but it sure makes your life easier.

New Raimi slop is just WHITE MEN BAD garbage.

>>215239906
okay so they're not total plebs. still say Smile 2

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>>215239974
Combskino

>>215239296
Coherence is another one, pretty intelligent film that invites a lot of discussion

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2JARLdVv5A
Kino.

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>>215240019
that actress who played the hooker was so cute I sure hope Stuart Gordon didn't traumatize her and treat her like shit

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>>215240019
Oh fuck I'm gonna COMB!

>>215239979
no, sorry
just only like good movies that have more to offer than one $500 makeup shot that really isn't even necessary for the story

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#15 Dick Miller - Bucket of Blood

>>215240056
>that actress who played the hooker was so cute I sure hope Stuart Gordon didn't traumatize her and treat her like shit
you can see her pusi in a tinto brass movie, fully spread and all. very nice body

>>215240094
It is a good movie; you're just gay.

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I miss him so much. Everyone is coming back, even Jason. But with Freddy there are only crickets. Why? What's holding him back?

>>215240165
Dick, you flower-eatin' bastard! Love him, but I won't watch Bucket of Blood again because of the cat murder. (Humans are all fine, though.)

>>215240264
They haven't been able to solve the problem of recasting him. Englund was the character in a way no other actor was when it comes to slashers. Not to mention you need someone with campy charisma which isn't exactly in abundance these days

>>215240210
it really isn't, anon
The Curious Case of Charles Dexter Ward is one of the better LC stories and that movie made it boring

What's the deal with singing monks in American airports in movies?

>>215240423
hare krishnas

>>215240423
Hare Krishna movement

>>215240331
Well, Englund's still alive. He could at least voice Freddy.

Do kaiju/King Kong movies count as horror?

>>215240019
>>215240056
This nigga gives 110% everytime.

>>215240079
Holy kino.

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>>215240034
>see ultra-rare original cut of Phantom this past weekend
>mfw I lead the audience to applause during Phoenix's dance at the end of Special to Me
I genuinely don't know how you can top that, bros…

>>215240512
Yes.

>>215240449
>>215240452
CIA controlled, btw

>>215240595
I believe it.

>>215240470
He recommended Bacon, and it's a good call because you basically need a dancer who can do a reasonable voice (it doesn't even need to match)
It doesn't even matter what they look like, it's the movement that Englund pulled off
My personal recommendation is Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel, or someone else who does a lot of physical comedy, and has a nostalgia backing that would draw crowds but isn't as old as Bacon it really doesn't matter under all that burn victim makeup

>>215240551
>I genuinely don't know how you can top that, bros…
A Q&A with Jess afterwards.

>>215240512
They're horrifying in a way, but I think they become escapist fare for kids at a certain point.

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>>215240512
Godzilla definitely wants to be.

>>215237928
Awful opinion

>>215240595
So they're definitely a MUSLIMS BAD cult

Here

>>215240924
>>215240924
>>215240924
>>215240924

>>215240877
they are budhism adjacent, so even if they weren't used/manipulated by the CI-gay, they'd still be against muslims
with that said
>MUSLIMS BAD

>>215240551
>lead the audience to applause
So that was you.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, this man is about 5 foot 2 inches tall, bald as a plum, and wore a Suspiria shirt of such thin material that his nipples could be seen fully erect (and it was not a particularly cold theater)

>>215241649
It's genuinely funny how you managed to get every single thing wrong in this post.

>>215237928
>Boo hoo, I don't enjoy anything and I want everybody else to feel down too
Sounds like you need a different suffocating routine . . . a shitty 9-to-5 JOB perhaps? Wherever you're at, the constant is YOU.

>>215236183
Chucky

>>215241760
he got the gist and that’s all that matters, faggot

>>215241858
>he got the gist
You have abysmal reading comprehension because he didn't get a damn thing right in that post LOL

>>215241891
>had to pump the chair up just to type this post

>>215242061
What does this even mean?

>>215242079
>he shouted through a megaphone, upwards

Test