MEL GIBSON HAS FOUND HIS JESUS! ITS A JACKO CHAD!!
>a white man playing a middle eastern jew
>finnish jesus
>>215233397>finland>white
Okay that's quite random
Caviezelbros...
>>215233471>hire a low IQ actor to play Jesus Christ in the most successful pop-modern depiction of Himself>the actor becomes too looney-toons for even Mel GibsonSad.
jim caviezel has become an unemployable fuckup now.Shame
>>215233471He's just way too old for the role by now so that was never an option. Maybe we'll get a cameo
>>215233388why can't americans accept that people at those latitudes aren't white? any white people that move to the middle east are going to be brown in like 2 generations. the sun is just too hot. the only way you'd stay white is by staying inside all the time and if you're moving to a place like that, that defeats the purpose.
>>215233513What did he do other than drop out of the movie?
>sequel for the fucking passion of christWHY DOES EVERYTHING NEED A SEQUEL I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE IMPORTANT
>>215233397Anglos aren't real christians, they like the wood of the cross because they once worshipped trees.
>>215233388literal who? maybe mel is cooking
>>215233388What is this schizocasting?
>>215233535It's going to be mostly fanfiction, too, because there's obviously no documentation for what Jesus did in Hell for 3 days.
>>215233532>going to be brown in like 2 generationsmore like in 2 weeks. unless they're british. they just turn red. was always easy to notice british backbackers because they'd be all sun burned
>Jesus dies with brown eyes and tan skin>Resurrects as white with blue eyesgigabased Mel
>>215233388>fingolian playing a levantine jew
probably the only movie that has a reason to use ai tbfh
>>215233534became a Qanon retard
>>215233654Qrd?
>>215233580Yeah I'm a white as fuck swede and working outdoors for 4 months in Georgia some people said I was tan enough to look Mexican except my hair turned lighter so I was brown with blonde hair
>>215233397middle easterns were white 2000 years ago
>>215233388>sequalsHuh?
>>215233575jesus didn't exist in the first place
>>215233575>It's going to be mostly fanfictionjust like the bible so it fits
His facial structure is very Cavill-esque
>>215233513It is pretty funny when you become enough of a right wing looney toon that even Mel Gibson doesn't want to work with you
>>215233513I find it so strange when people like him fall into a conspiracy rabbithole. Qanon garbage was there to catch really pathetic/low esteem people - not millionaires starring in major movies.
>>215233777Movie stars are often not any smarter than ordinary people, just richer and better looking
>>215233713The sequel takes place after the Crucifixion when Jesus travels to Hell to save the souls of whoever was sent there before His sacrifice.After that, there's going to be a film following each disciple. We're getting the CCU (Christ Cinematic Universe)
>>215233388if you're one of the people complaining that anglos and blacks are playing mediterraneans, then you should also complain about this. Be consistent
>>215233777Caviezel obviously got caught up in believing he was Jesus.
>>215233668no, qanon
>>215233713Somehow Jesus returned
>>215233884Lol what did he actually do or say that makes him some qanon schizo that's unhirable? Gibson himself isn't far from that train of thought and he's managed to get his career back
>>215233789Often times not even really better looking. I've seen tons of ordinary people on the streets that could be models and they didn't have a lighting setup or movie makeup on either. Of course, it's a matter of taste and opinion at the end of the day, but its not like actors have some special attractiveness gene or something. Its mostly movie magic
>>215233513Why do you think it's because he's unemployable, and not simply because he's old as fuck?
>>215233575>jim caviezelBlessed Lynard Skynard and moved rock
>>215233920he accused mel of injecting adrenochrome
>>215233471>>215233524I thought caviezal was coming back what the fuck
>>215234174what a hero is JIM an actual hollywood guy with a moral compass?
>>215233510>the actor becomes too looney-toons for even Mel GibsonWhat did he do or say?
>>215234216He said that pee is stored in the balls.
>>215233388>opened mouth 0iq finnegroid Nice cast, Mel, now go to hell.
>>215233700totally
>>215234174That sounds like bullshit
>>215233700Yeah, they were definitely hiding from desert sun all day lmao
>>215233946I’ve met several tv anchors from my local news station and they all have freakishly large faces compared to their body. It’s very off-putting.
>>215233777>Qanon garbage was there to catch really pathetic/low esteem peopleThis, it's like Epstein list for leftoids.
>>215234289Cameras have a different focal point than the human eye. So someone who looks good to a camera may look like a freak irl, and vice versa.
>>215234289Interesting, I assume it doesnt look that way on camera?
>>215234216Caviezel is still a zealous QAnon true believer and does not shut up about it. He kept raving about adrenochrome and all that even when he was in Charlie Kirk's podcast.
>>215233575What happens in Vegas ...
>>215234349Based Caviezel. Considering that Gibson is grovelling sellout I assume that fin is some WEF dicklicker.
>>215233777Look up "traditional" cults, it is not uncommon at all that rich and successful people fall for them. There were plenty of wealthy and prospering people in Heaven's Gate, and Order of Solar Temple was originally founded as a pseudo-Catholic knightly LARP for bored Christian millionaires and just became a murder-suicide cult down the line.
>>215234192Caviezel is going to play God in this one
>>215234289maybe theyre reptilians
>>215234329 no you can’t see it when watching the newscast. I assume it’s because of this >>215234327 or maybe it’s just that’s what makes them more photogenic than other people. I really can’t stress how jarring it was to see. It was like those Laura Loomer/jigsaw pictures floating around, but this was before (I think) plastic surgery went mainstream.
>>215234404I can’t rule it out
>>215233412>>215233398obviously a Swedish/Russian rapebaby
>whole thread is about race
>>215233388>sequels >pluralWait. When did this happen?
>>215234285Oh, so now global warming isn't real?
>>215234690One movie split in two parts, Hell Wars and Endgame.
>>215233388Recast makes sense. Bible describes Jesus as looking different post resurrection. They apostles didn't recognize him at first until he showed them his crucifixion scars.
>>215233388>sequels>as in more than oneWhat the h*ck
>>215234808Jesus Cinematic Universe
>>215233534He's too old to play someone that's only supposed to be dead for three days.
>>215233777my uncle who had a multi-million dollar construction firm in the 2000s is now living with his kids because he blew all his money financing campaigns for qanon schizo politicians for the state legislature over the past decade in hopes that they'd expose the jews. i wish i was making this up. i worked for him for 2 summers and looked up to him when i was younger. people who didn't grow up with the internet simply can't comprehend it.
>>215233752>>215233755Have a pity (You)And don't ever say that Christians aren't charitable.
>Jesus is Finnishwtf I love Jesus now
>actual Jesus
>>215233831Western film for Western audience, your argument is invalid
>>215233388Based Mel making wogs and yids seethe with anger.
>>215234962Not brown enough
>>215234420>this was before (I think) plastic surgery went mainstream.Sometime in the 19th century?
Doesnt really fit the look to me but I trust mel to make some kino
>>215235018probably wanted someone willing to go through dark places and stories, he played a viking with tattoos before
>>215233700They were less Arab, but still very Semitic.
>>215233388>FinnishHoly shit
suomi mainittu
>>215235048>6'3" viking jesusYep, this will be kino
>>215235130>6'3''Lol, that'd be like a foot taller than the actual Jesus.
>>215233388>DOUBT
>>215233777I don't know what he fell into other than talking about human trafficking and adr*nochrome, both of which are real and predate Q. Q is a psyop for sure, but these two things aren't, and he's never said that the patriots are in control and that the white hats are going to hand us a golden age on a silver platter, which is the essence of Q hopium. Quantum Financial System, debt forgiveness, med beds, insidious shit like that.
>>215233388why was the other guy replaced?
>>215235674From what I've read I assume it's to do with Jim Caviezel aging and Mel choosing to not go the digital de-aging route because it would look bad. That's my take.
>>215234069Because old men don’t get roles right? Anon, he has been in fuck all since Passion came out over 20 years ago except for an unironic conspiracy theory movie he helped produce.
>>215233700>2000 years ago jews were brits like in Rome
>>215233524Maybe he can play the dad?
>>215235779They don't usually get roles playing characters 30 years younger. If they do, it tends to looks silly.
>>215233397Galelians were descended from fair skinned blue eyed Scythians who migrated through the middle east after the collapse of india
>>215235921That guy looks exactly like Dolph Lundgren anon! Irrefutable truth that Jesus was actually anglosaxon!
>>215235974Wait until you hear how they're called saxons because they're actually Isaac's sons.
>>215233575>documentation>The Bible
>>215234908Christians aren't charitable.
>>215233777At least he didn't get vaccinated and boosted like you, retard.
Was Jim Cedrivcjavla fired? he looked completely stoned out the last time i was his interview
>>215235674>Movie takes place 3 days after the original>Somehow the MC has aged 20 years
>>215236294but thats kino
>>215234962looks like he shits on the street.
>>215234922Always was
>>215233700>amerishart education
>>215233388>sMultiple?
>>215233397Jesus wasn't a "middle eastern jew", he was the son of God.
So why the recast?
>>215236541who is a middle eastern jew
>>215233777how many booster you're on now, tranny freak
>>215233700a big portion of people from Middle east are White/Caucasian, but back then they were "whiter" aka not that retarded like now, especially the ones from Persia/Iraq/Syria/Palestina/Israel etc, but don't expect fucking gingers in Middle East retard
>>215236541is
>>215237092>but don't expect fucking gingers in Middle East retardThis dude is a direct descendant of prophet Mohammad. Mohammad's hair color is also believed to be "reddish".
>>215236294>come and see
>>215233575>Hell>ExistingIt's a metaphor, or more acurrately a description of a state of existence. Hell is just the absence of God, so if you're in "Hell" you're either on Earth or just non-existent, the same as pre-birth. The latter is what Jesus was, hence the term, "born again".The idea that you're eternally tortured in fire pits and anally raped by demons is fearmongering by certain sects of Christians/Catholics who suck at selling their product and have never actually studied the Bible. Only read it in passing or who read select books/passages to suit their psychological needs, which is all most Churches cater to. They're not there for the literary study of historical events or theology, just baiting paypigs and destitutes.
That's too bad. I haven't seen him in anything else, but I think he was truly great in Passion.
>>215233510Cavizzy is too old to play Jesus today anyway.
>>215239159You are not non-existent in Hell. Your soul is eternal, you choose to be eternally separated from God forever. That is Hell, to be forever conscious and separated from the source of all Good, Love and Peace.
>>215239159Revelation 20:10And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.Revelation 20:14-15And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.Matthew 25:41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
>>215234762only high IQ post itt
>>215239425bullshit. some jew made that up to spiritually blackmail you into joining his church. i refuse to believe anything that God himself didn't tell me directly
>>215233388I'm optimistic about this. Mel can churn out Oscar-tier performances from literal whos and amateurs, Apocalypto is one example.
>>215233752based retard
That's Thorin!
>>215234349>Qanoncringe>adenochromebased
>>215233575He probably fixed himself some sandwiches>>215239159>>215239549Based>>215234762>No seriously you guys it's me, Jeegus, I know I look like a completely different person but that's just God testing your faith, or y'know, like... yeah, something. Hey check out these crucifixion scars.... Wow huh? Nah, nah look closer, you see? No no no, over here... see? yep that's quite a nasty scratch there. So it's definitely me then, that settles it
is he kino?
>>215233700AYO this one got the trooncord BUZZIN'!
Torille!
>>215233388Close your mouth, you fucking mongoloid nordic bastard. What's wrong with you, Mel? Of all the people you could have casted, this guy?
>>215233513Most actors are amazingly dumb. They really are.
>>215237460I'm genuinely baffled at how there seems to be an endless number of Islamic "scholars". How can a religion have a literal endless chain of "scholars" for ~1400 years when nearly every one of the arguments boils down to: "Muhammad said x, ergo y" or "If X (not) in Quran, then y". That's 99% of Islamic "scholarship".Then again the J,*,ws have allegedly been doing this for ~2500 years.
>>215233388>it’s not CaviezelMy hype for this film as a kino just fucking plummeted.
>>215239228He did a good soft-serve Jesus which no one had done in a while thanks to hippy musicals who needed to have a “cool” Jesus.
>>215233700true
>>215233388>>215233397Looks pretty lit.
>>215233397i always btfo and cause people like you to be mindfucked when i ask these simple questions:who killed jesus?>the romanswho are?>italian soldiersfrom where in the world?>europeso europeans were in the middle east at the time jesus was around?>...so why is it impossible that jesus could have been entirely european, if europeans were already in the region?>...
>devout christian>big uncle mel fan>watched 20 minutes of the passion before turning it offnot for me. alien looking alopecia satan snake wizard?
>>215242202>so why is it impossible that jesus could have been entirely european, if europeans were already in the region?Because His lineage is traced to the Hebrew Tribes through Mary and even Joseph
>>215242202You've clearly never read the Bible. Jesus's genealogy is clearly laid out.
>>215234762>look this guy died but then he came back but he looks like a totally different person but its the same guy look I have a scar and my hand just trust me bro
>>215233752>>215239596Just retarded
>>215233412finrurandu
>>215234256But it is
For me it's Terry Malick's Jesus film that wrapped production pre-COVID and they're still editing it to this day.
>>215233593Eh, it's been done
>>215242719All these people were white btw. If you actually read the bible you would know you just btfo yourself
>>215241830In the 12th century a 'choice' was made in Islam, one path was following the work of those like Ibn Rushd and the other was following those like Al-Ghazali. Ibn Rushd pursued something similar to the rationalism that Westerners are familiar with among the Greeks and Romans and later the Renaissance and Enlightenment. A belief that God was distant and that the natural forces could be studied for their functions and that they were regular, predictable, and comprehensible. Al-Ghazali said otherwise. That God was literally always present in every action and every event in the natural world or our own. That research into the world in a scientific manner was pointless because every rain cloud was placed by God where he desired it, when he desired it. And claims to there being any rules to the cosmos would be putting Gods in chains. He also said that these types of people were only focusing on their experiments and natural sciences because they were imitating Ancient pagans and Christians and Jews, rather than being true devout Muslims, they were trying to run away from God. Al-Ghazali's faction won. They pushed out the rationalists and pressed forward with their belief that research into the material world was less valuable than scholasticism on the Quran as a text. This meant eventually, that every smart and/or literate guy around pursued being a scholar of the Quran over any other intellectual pursuit.
>>215233752He was a real person (documented in non religious texts), just not the magical being religionfags make him out to be. He was simply a very charismatic and intelligent (lol jews with intelligence) man who pissed off the authorities and they killed him for it.His tomb was hit by graverobbers, hence why he was gone and the tomb was open when old mate went to visit it.
>>215243293The original claim was that Jesus was European because Romans were in the area.
>>215243427Oh yeah? And why would they rob the tomb to begin with and take his corpse? There were no valuables there except for incense and spices
>>215233397still pushing the lie that Jesus was jewish huh
>>215244035It's a double edged sword of blasphemy and yet-to-be-declared judaizing heresy. There ought to be a new Ecumenical council on this where they declare it a new heresy, because it's popular apparently and insufferable. If someone says>Jesus is a jew.and nothing else he says two things. One, that all jews are divine like Jesus, and two, that Jesus is nothing but a mere jew. Both are lies. Jews know that they're guilty of all manner of crimes in the past and in the present, and it gives them pleasure to make a snake-like insult and bring Him down to their level. And who is He? Jesus is the Logos incarnated, an uncreated Person of the Triune God made flesh to save mankind. A jew cannot defeat death. The jews lend money with interest, make pornography, murder their own prophets, commit war crimes and spread red terror, but "Jesus is just like them you see". The Satanic chutzpah it must take to say any of that, without explicitly saying it so you're not found out. Very clever.That's one meaning of the word 'heresy', to pick and choose. If you take away something out of context from the entire Biblical and Church corpus, instead of having a holistic understanding, which takes years, and proclaim it as absolute truth over everything else you'll be severely missing the mark. If you want to know the identity of Jesus, see no further than this text, as written by the people that brought you the Bible itself.
>>215243996>There were no valuables>incense and spicesAnon...........Even Pagans and joos who hated Jesus vouched for not only his existence but also his powers but of course they said it just Egyptian magic because they have no other way of rationalizing it.>>215234285Yes, they literally were whenever possible like any other human would.Animals do the same.
>>215241830https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Baghdadtheir most advanced and enlightened city was hiroshimaed by mongols 800 years ago> Muslim writers have traditionally ascribed the decline of the Islamic Golden Age, and consequently the subsequent rise of the Western world, to this one event; however, such an argument has been criticized by modern historians as simplistic and lazy.idk, seems somewhat legit to me that having all your proto-scientists killed is a huge setback
>>215245080There are 3 nakba's (catastrophes) in Islamic history. the Mongols, the Crusades, and the Six Day War. I'd say we're overdue for a 4th Nakba.
>>215244035yeah rabbi yeshua who lived in Israel and said he was king of the jews wasn't jewish.
>>215245158King of the Romans too. Just waiting on you to stop being a slave to sin and the son of Satan, bro.
>>215244693It's truly disgusting
Sexy Jesus. I would watch that gay porno!
>>215246602>>215245556
>>215237460>pasty white ginger>direct descendant of MohammadTop kekIf that guy is even 0.00000000000001% arabian then fuck it, I'm literally the Easter bunny
>>215246882=((((
>>215233388>biggest anti-semitic in hollywood>is obsessed with a jewwhy are all j*w haters like this?
>>215246973He isn't the biggest anti-semite anymore.>Supports Trump, the biggest zionist in american history>silent on gaza war when most celebs are crying about muh genocide >donating to holocaust survivor charities>starring in movies directed by jews>casting jews in his own films
>>215244693Bro he was a jewish guy born to a jewish mom who followed the jewish religion and quoted the jewish scriptures. His history was written to match the jewish prophecies. It's a fact, not blasphemy.
Somehow Jesus has returned.
>>215233388Why didn't he cast Caviezel ? He doesn't even look old and they could easily de-age him. Getting a random brit makes no sense.
>>215247454Is He the Son of God, "bro"?
>>215235779Jim is almost 60 years old it would be retarded to have him play a guy that died when he was 32
>>215236719Nope.>>215237151You're right, my mistake.
>>215247454No, Jesus is a Christian.The clues in the name.
>>215247875Idk I wasn't there when he was conceived
>>215233532>white and brown mean literal skin color80iq take
>>215233777Yeah but you have to look at conservative actors as a whole >tim Allen >gary sinise >robert Duvall >james woods >mel Gibson>vince Vaughn >dean cain (I’m kidding of course) What do they all have in common? They didn’t speak one fucking word of rightoid bullshit until the exact moment they became ugly old and uncastable. Not one of them spoke up a single time ever until they had reasons to be bitter.
>>215248037As expected, of course you'll deny him. You didn't address my core point but then again I guess you're unable to. I don't care about gaytheism and if you are a gaytheist, you're most likely JIDF anyway.Let everyone know that only jews benefit from this rhetoric. Since antisemitism is spreading like wildfire, that sleight of hand is one of the last things they can try to defend themselves in conversation.
>>215248267Sorry I dont find your jewish fairy tales particularly convincing
>>215248267The world works through genetics. Children get their parents' genetics, so Yehuda was a Jew.
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