Now that's soldiering justified, didn't James May go to india and then spent like 90% of the time there shitting himself?
Slap some hendos on itjob done paddy
>>215233581is there varieties to these, different flavors? the bread looks really good but its frozen shit so it cant be that goodalso i'd think i'd want to eat 3 of these at a meal depending on if you did tough stuff, i guess watching your 'figure' is important for an actor. and yeah its autistic and efficient as hell, respect to him.
>a challenger has arrivedSpielberg allegedly brought multiple suitcases of speghettios with him when they filmed raiders and was the only one who didn't get the shits
>>215233581>>215233921When they film in places with potentially unsafe food/water nowadays do they make sure they provide cast and crew with stuff that won't make them sick?
>>215234186apparently not, see james may shitting his pants while in india
Those things are vile. The pastry is weird and there's no filling. Absolutely disgusting cancer causing tins of expensive slop. Get urself a pukka
>>215234273Lmao the white dude looks like he's gonna puke immediately after putting it in his mouth. Fuck that shit
>>215233581The reason these are good for what Sean Bean needed is that they can be cooked in the tin and then it doubles up as a plate. A very hot plate. No chance of getting faeces on his food
My favorite example of this is the African Queen>Sources claimed that everyone in the cast and crew got sick except Humphrey Bogart and John Huston, who said they avoided illness by essentially living on imported Scotch whiskey. Bogart later said, "All I ate was baked beans, canned asparagus and Scotch whiskey. Whenever a fly bit Huston or me, it dropped dead."
>>215233791>frozenI've never had one but I was under the impression they were stored at room temp.
>>215234232Yeah but that was a travel show where he was expected to sample the local cuisine>>215234245Thats the thing with Fray Bentos. They are disgusting but you either love that sloppy pastry or hate it. I personally love it and so does Sean Bean
>>215233791>it's a tinned pie>bread>frozencan't tell if esl or head traumabut if i went to your country i'd live off fray bentos
>>215234371>white
>>215234485They've changed since back then, they used to at least have some filling. Now they are VERY sad.
>>215234484they'd freeze in the airplane
>>215233581>7 seasons across 16 years why?
>>215234926they made 5 season in as many years and then stopped making them in 1997 and then made another season in 2006 and then one more in 2008. IDK why they randomly made 2 more seasons a decade later. the first 5 seasons are roughly what they did with hornblower, though hornblower was shorter and they put out hornblower every other year for the last 2 seasons
>>215234245They’re fine so long as you never eat another pie and realise how shit they actually are.I don’t know how they pull this off.
When the Beatles went to India to hang out with that guru guy, Ringo took two suitcases with him. One contained his clothes, the other was stacked with tins of Heinz baked beans.
>>215234371Sorry, I didn't see any white people in that video
>>215233581That's extremely sensible, have you seen Indian food?
>>215234245still better than anything indian
Would you accept a billion dollar challenge to live in India for a year? Conditions: you arrive in India with no supplies, you don't have to work and a daily allowance will be provided to you to live by average means. You are not allowed to game the system or cospire with others e.g. you cannot strike a deal with someone to ship you western food in exchange for portion of the winnings. Your prize money is doubled if you eat at least one meal a day from indian street food vendors.
>>215234602Shame. I do remember them being decent but haven't had one in like 20 years.
>>215235497>You are not allowed to game the systemthen how am i supposed to get the full indian experience?
>>215235497Yeah, I'm game.
>>215235497I’m white and my gf is Indian and even she never wants to go back to India
>>21523538190 of them over 6 months filming isn't so bad. At 180~ days that's 1 for a snack every other day. Wonder what he did for dinnerThe main issue is the water. You gotta keep to bottled don't touch the taps. Your gut biome is not ready
>>215235563they never do (but somehow indians are better than us)
>>215235497>$2 billy to shit yeah, I'm game. my singular worry is getting water
>>215234273These videos break my heart, because the Indian food I've had in my state quickly made it my favorite kind of food.
>>215233791>breadlol it's a dire layer of puff pastry, it's actual proleslop
>>215235709>Indian food in the westI mean it's not really the same as Indian street food. Bongs fucking love curry takeaway
>>215233921>Spielberg allegedly brought multiple suitcases of speghettios with himthat was to lure children with
>>215235751Of course not, but the juxtaposition is still jarring. No other country or culture has given me such whiplash.
>>215233581you think this is coz of the spices but it's actually coz hwites can't process fiber since they don't have any in their diet. indian food has tons of fiber in it. same thing with mexican food or japanese food.you're just used to rock hard poops and freak out when you actually start pooping regularly.prove me wrong - you can't, having blood in your underwear is literally enshrined in western pop culture media from both the EU and North America.
>>215235497who wouldn't except richfags? stupid question
This shits pretty dope. On the set of The Dark Knight, heath ledger insisted on drinking nothing by cherryade and eating nothing but Smokey Mountain fiery hot pickled. Apparently that's why he licked his lips from the pickles. He really got into the role
>>215235802i don't think you need any special lures to fuck little kids in tunisia. just US dollars
>>215233581>James May go to india and then spent like 90% of the time there shitting himself?The remaining 10% was spent being raped.
>>215235864Pretty much the same applies to western chinese food, and actual chinese food. It's incredibly jarring as well.
>>215235885it's because there is fecal matter in the food and water in india and mexico
>>215235995had chinese friend when younger and he said that fortune cookies aren't real. very weird
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>>215235995I love Westernized Chinese food, too, but it doesn't even compare to Indian for me so that's probably why it doesn't bother me the same way.
>>215234273>dunks entire forearm into ingredient for soup>stirs his arm into the soup to get the ingredient off>pours the ingredient in afterWhat was the point in putting his arm in that brown goop? What the fuck is wrong with these people?
>Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays>Small skirmish between the British and French>Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire>They win the skirmish>Messenger on horseback approaches>"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent">"Bloody ell Patrick, what's 'e want now">Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent>His spymaster of the day is there>As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord>"Sharpe, this is Lord Fucksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him">Lord Fucksworth insults him for being a poorfag but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man>"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun">Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission>"It dun maek bloody sense Patrick, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot">"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir">A few battles happen on the way to the objective>Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively>They fuck>"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!">"LOOK OUT SIR">Lord Fucksworth appears and betrays Sharpe>Ducos appears>"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again my nemesis">"Bloody Ducos">Battle happens>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun>Wellington arrives>"Well done Sharpe! You've done it again">Sharpe and his men march into the sunset>THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...
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>>215236766Take my strong hand!
>>215233581I just watched Atomic Shrimp make this...
>>215234273I genuinely don't know how Indians have survived this long
>>215236953they use explosive diarrhea to propel themselves away from their natural predator, the train
>>215233791they're not frozen, they're tinned. they're absolutely fucking minging, three pieces of gristle and some shitty gravy under a lid of the worst puff pastry you've ever eaten. the very top layer gets nicely browned, everything underneath that is slimy and uncooked. nobody with a job and an ounce of self-respect would eat this shite. apart from Sean Bean apparently.Yorkshire Tea is good though, proper brew that
>>215237372why do all bongs type like homosexuals?
>>215235709>in my stateexactly, there are two rules for great 'indian' food>never in India>never cooked by a jeet
>>215237396the endless yards of cock you've taken seem to have damaged you mentally
>>215235497If Indians can do this their entire life for not $2 billion, surely I can do this for a year for $2 billion.
>>215235497Throw in a garunteed health and parasite screening after the year and your down
>>215237239Correct
>>215235497I’d try for a billion dollars, but I’d probably die. I have a weak immune system and can’t handle the heat.
>>215237544because you couldn't afford basic health inspection with billion moneys?
>>215235497You'd die100%If it was a month maybe, but even still highly likely you die after from the diseases you pick up there
>>215237500you are getting confused. I'm not a bong. only yuro "men" love dicks
>>215237444All of these restaurants are owned and operated by Indians with them in the kitchen, though.
