>Give us all the candy, old hag, all of it, leave nothing to the others.Wasn't a bit excessive?
NO
>>215235145That's just how Londoners are. All for me nothing for the commoners. Disgusting stratified culture.
>>215235145you really think she only had three chololate frogs for the whole train?
>>215235145>kid buys all the candy on the trolley>go back to the storage cabinet with more candy and restock the trolleyProblem Solved
Why do you have a reddit filename for a cancerous image thats spammed on this site all the time? Are you reddit tourist?What's your reddit username?What made you join this site after the April hack and not before?
>>215235222>>215235244> I said all of it you fucking bitch, not only the ones in the trolley, give us all or I'll send a dementor to rape you every night until you die.
>>215235335>Listen here you little shit. If you don't sit down right this instant I'm gonna stun you, snap your wand, and take a fat steaming honeyduke right on your face. They'll love that at the sorting ceremony.
>>215235477The pension aged train trolley lady has magical wizard powers too??
>>215235145they can magic up more candies you fucking retard its hogwarts and shit
>>215236633Do you really think they’re gonna let muggles work on the magical train that goes to wizardland?Sure, she’s hurling fireballs or summoning familiars anytime soon but she certainly knows the spell to clean up barf and unclog the toilet.
>>215236633>In 2020, she apprehended Albus and Scorpius when they tried to get off the Hogwarts Express, stating that others such as Sirius Black and his cronies, and Fred and George Weasley had tried before but failed. She told them that the train does not take too kindly to students trying to get off it before it reaches its destination, and Transfigured her hands into spikes to scare them. She then asked them to go back to their seats. When the two nevertheless escaped, she was highly embarrassed.[1]never underestimate how gay and retarded this stuff is
>>215236823>few weeks pass with no sign of the train arriving at Hogwarts.>finally it arrives - driven by Harry, covered in blood, sporting a massive erection, naked except for a conductors cap perched on his head.>he cheerily calls out "last stop!" as the train doors open disgorging a pile of mutilated, desiccated corpses onto the platform.
>>215236690why are they demanding gold in exchange for worthless infinite candy?
>>215237124>the train does not take too kindly to students trying to get off itI see opportunity for new 'goblet is our master' pasta
>>215235163LET'S GET THOSE FUCKIN' RAGS OFF
>>215237187By that reasoning all digital products are worthless.You wouldn't download a Chocolate Frog.
>>215235145Check the actor's "early life" section.
>>215235245>he asked calmly
>>215237187Goblins
>>215237915lmao
>>215237915Lol
I laughed when in the maybe-canon play she turns out to be a super powerful magical creature that attacks kids who try to leave.
>>215238358Hermione looking sick with a handgun
>>215235145>candy You trying to have some sort of Shropshire wiggle, m8?!
>>215235145Reminder that the trolley lady is CANONICALLY an ancient demon tied to the Hogwarts Express who goes monster mode whenever any of the students try to escape from the train while it is moving.
>>215238857what book
>>215238995Cursed Child (dubiously canon)
I think it was just a little bit of everything in the book
>>215237187Food cant be conjured up only teleported. Its actually elf slaves that make all the food
>>215235145realistically speaking the train would have a kitchenette and probably a small pantry somewhere with 4-5 "trolleys" worth of the same shit. the trolley is just a convenient way to move your menu of snacks around a train, it's not representative of the entirety of all foodstuffs the train carries. they probably even have sandwiches and soups and shit if these lazy wizard fucks stretched their legs some around the train
>>215235170Truly the chinks of the UK.
>harry potter is rich as fuck since the start of the first movie>continues to live like shit during the summerwhat's the narrative reason for this? to hide from voldermort?
>>215239919>hogwarts closed>not old enough to purchase or rent anything>still held to the authority of the legal guardianship of the sneedsleysyou would think SOMEBODY could put up baby wizard christ in a spare room or something though so he could stop living like a literal slave
>>215235145Harry used an odd choice of words in the book too.
>>215235145
>>215239999
>>215239961The ancient spell Lily inadvertedly cast on Harry by protecting him from Voldemort needs renewing via a blood bond, Harry's only living blood relatives are Petunia and Dudley, thus he needs to be with them to keep the spell fresh, which is what saved him from Voldemort in the mirror chamber in year 1 and what made him untouchable by the memory of Tom in the chamber in year 2, Voldemort only became able to touch him after the ritual in year 4 when he attained Harry's blood.
>>215239919Legal requirements by ministryDumbledore insists upon itAlso love is a magic defense spell or something and only works on potter family members
>>215240384The new ride at Universal complicates matters because the plot is that pink bitch trying to use a time turner to go back to the time of voldemort
>>215240384When Hermione and Harry use the time turner in Prisoner of Azkaban we can clearly see that the outcome was already determined, Harry got hit by the stone in the back of the head, Buckbeak was led away by someone, someone howled at Lupin to get him off of Harry and someone had cast the stag patronus to save Harry and Sirius from the dementors, thus it can be inferred that whatever a person will do with a time turner in the future is already pre-established and cannot be changed, since nobody appeared out of nowhere to kill Voldemort then it is safe to assume it will not be done in the future.Cursed Child shits all over this and completely breaks time turner lore, time turners cannot create tangent timelines, if Albus and Scorpius were always going to save Cedric then Cedric should have never died to begin with per the original rules of the time turner.
>>215240384ICE are heroes and doing the right thing and homosexuality is a sickness
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>>215237124She sounds like a good friend.
>>215240384Why didn't they use the time turner to stop Rowling from writing the dullest franchise in the history of media franchises?
>>215240946'No!' poster was an undeserved prince among anons and a good friend
>>215240500in the third book they say people ended up killing themselves accidentally and causing fucked up paradoxes which is why they're so controlled, so no
>>215235245This reddit vs 4chan shit is fucking worse than the console wars
>>215238358>>215237915
>>215235245>What made you join this site after the April hack and not before?i'm interested in this one too but for any new posters from anywhere. after all that got revealed from that, why would just come here now?>>215241357okepost your account then. make sure you make a post saying hi to whatever post number this post gets so we know it's you
>>215237915All chocolate frogs are off
