Post you're are favourite comedy routines
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>>215239170Car is a noun, not a verb. Is this woman retarded or what?
>>215239334I am in lust with this lezzie stud.
>>215239282Don't be mean, her breasts are large so she deserves kindness
>>215239334ok this ones good
>>215239382Is that the new Harley quinn?
>>215239408i'll be your stud.
Is this the thread?
>>215239465This is very important, are you a hot lezbo?
>>215239302LOL
>>215239479That's pretty funny. Does anyone have the Chinese slapstick webm where the whole neighborhood gets involved.
>>215239170She lacks wit but her amusement at her own joke is charming so it is still an enjoyable webm and joke.
>>215239334Still no idea what gender this thing is
>>215239334BWAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY SIDES AND WHATNOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkCvP4jttHI
>>215239588She's so performant
>>215239170i cannot even understand what joke is being attempted
hasnt been topped yet
>>215239662Imagine
>>215239588I'd gas all the creatures in this webm holy shit
>>215239662Lucky boy
>>215240278fuck, wrong webm
>>215239170I don't get it.
>>215239170>Sos
>>215239170I thought canihazcheezeberger humor went extinct back in 2004??
>>215239700i have a blue belt in judo and i can confirm the accuracy of that portion
>>215239302Good thing she's got those tits.
>>215240940Bad thing theor not in my mouth.
>>215240860She's just 1940s gangstamaxxing>yous guys
>>215239170
>>215239479lol this one is good
>>215241094Yes. It’s the only way :0
>>215239170>you're areI laughed
>>215241138>DUDE RACISMFuck I hate women
>>215241308Indian hands typed this post
How do you respond without sounding mad
Leonarda is fucking hilarious. Other females are shit compared to herhttps://youtube.com/shorts/Bn3xU_s4suE?si=eORgIEjLVcMeLMTE
>>215241308Saaaar how can she bobs and vagene no me????!?
>>215239479Jej, fine i laughed.
Plappers are as mentally ill as the whales they're fucking
>>215239334I forgot this bitch existed. She was supposed to be mine until she got married. Many such cases!
>>215241235Jeez! Who?!
Is this the coomer thread? (So I know to hide it)
>>215239474She’s so gorgeous. I really, really, really want to eat her out for hours and tongue her asshole and fucking creampie her as much as I can. Fuck I wish I was married to her.
Did somebody say they wanted to hear........my dads google history?!
>>215241751No, this is the funny thread.
>>215239170uh yeah girlhttps://www.instagram.com/p/DPFF2kiEkV1/
>>215239662PRRRRRRRP
>>215241925>Don't worry Mr President, we have our finest minds working on the problem right now
>>215242774The exact moment his day peaked
>>215239431They don't seem that big to me.
>>215241925getting lectured to by a chad who probably has 0 effort getting pussy would piss me off
>>215239662Lighting in a bottle
>>215240377Idk what else Gervais will go on to do and this post will probably age poorly but he is permanently based for his entire presentation that night
>>215242877thanks for reminding me to donate to hamas
>>215239662And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
>>215239170is this missing a line or something? did somebody edit the joke out?
>>215242906No, that's the joke
>>215239170Shouldn't it be "you don't street on a street"? You DO cars on a street
>>215242819*life
>>215239662>who threw a tuna sandwich at me>not cool guys
>>215241764What did I miss?
>>215241925fuck this gave me flashbacks
>>215242869He got more based as he got older and was popular during #metoo, but now he is too based and they turned against him, like he will make jokes about how refugees are all adult men most likely abusing the asylum system not families with crying kids as you'd expect, now they are saying "Gervais is le bad".
>>215241235
>>215241348i ask the dude for a pair and then program it to always tell the chick she likes me
>>215239170So I assume /ourqueen/ is now ban from appearing here??
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://youtu.be/lVOLTmVhtMw
>>215241925brocoli haircuts unite
>>215241235Thanks bro. I have to see them now.
>>215239662Fake and gay
>>215241258lol
>>215241614True but if I were to date any fat fuck I'd date an Asian since at least she won't stink
this is the most unfunny thread i think i have ever seen. is this seriously what you people do for entertainment now? jfc
>>215244720It's not often discussed but the death of the monoculture did serious damage to comedy. We have far fewer shared experiences, and less shared knowledge than our parents did. There's plenty of funny shit out there, but it has to cater to relatively niche audiences.
>>215239662staged bullshit
post megan bitchell
>>215239700peak
>>215241925all replies by me (virgin)
>>215245215Haha! He scared the poor dog! What a douchebag!
>>215241925Counterpoint, what do you have to lose?
>>215246100Dignity which means you'll have even less of a chance with the next girl.
>>215246100time and emotional energy
>>215239479this one was ok
>>215246100minutes off your cell phone bill
>>215246100everything.
>>215244682>asians >not stinkingLmao
>>215246100desperate dudes get no pussy
>>215245215Is this AI?
>>215245215>the black man pushing the emergency button
>>215245215>RE4 regenerators when you shoot off their legs
>>215246151>>215246446You're already desperate if you're texting girls who aren't interested in you.
>>215245215KEYED MR. TOKTOK
>>215239170What the fuck is a sidewalk? It's called a footpath
>>215239170I dont get it
>>215241235HOLY SHITTT!!!!!
>>215239382Its gonna be Pomni from Digital Circus this year. Or Sabrina Carpenter as an ant girl.
>>215246788Americans call a footpath a sidewalk. But you knew that, you just think perfomative ignorance makes you sound like a badass, kind of like an American.
>>215246691>automatically assume a girl isn't interested before texting with herNot how it works, incel.
>>215246395Pretty much all Koreans and most Japanese are genetically incapable of producing body odor.
>>215242898kek
>>215246851Is this what you do all day? Just worry about Americans? It's pathetic. Now get mad.
>>215239588whoa I love seeing racemixing
>>215246889the food they eat can make them stink, nerd
>>215246977Nope.
>>215246932Anon, what situation are you in where you're texting a girl not interested in you? Name one that isn't desperate? Dating apps? Desperate. Cold approaching? Desperate. You're already in a desperate situation at that point.
>>215247096Dumb esl poster
>>215247096Meant for >>215246864
>>215246932If you weren't so insecure you'd realise I was calling that guy out for making a pointless jab at Americans for using the wrong terms for things.
>>215247096Talking to girls isn't what makes you desperate, retard. Chasing after a given one as if she's the only woman on the planet does.
>>215239588Her (oxillery) joi is one of the most awkward uncomfortable things I have ever seen. Also she has pepperoni nipples and is walling faster than the speed of light. Cute face and good at sexy shit talking tho
Saving this thread with some Bharat kino
>>215247800Based Indian Joker.
>>215247539Who is she?
>>215247800wtf is this real
>>215241493Top jej
>>215245215imagine him doing this near you and then just stomping his spine
>>215247252Texting a girl 2 times in a row isn't chasing after her like she's the only girl in the world. If you are already talking to girls who are giving you their number out of pity, texting them twice to confirm their disinterest isn't a waste of time.
>>215248233>Texting a girl 2 times in a row isn't chasing after her like she's the only girl in the worldDepends on the context. >If you are already talking to girls who are giving you their number out of pityThat doesn't happen.
>>215248363If girl stops texting you randomly then it has already happened.
>>215248383>If girl stops texting you randomly then it has already happenedNo, retard. It means she was interested at one point. An unanswered text means she is no longer interested 90% of the time and sending a second text will make you seem desperate. There's a good chance if you don't bother to send that second text she'll randomly message you months later.
>>215248439>It means she was interested at one pointNo it doesnt lol. It's possible, but so is the idea that she just didn't respond to your first text for some stupid reason and sending a second one will get a response>There's a good chance if you don't bother to send that second text she'll randomly message you months later.There is not
>>215241235>cross necklaceevery time
>>215248518>No it doesntYes it does. A girl doesn't give you her number if she thinks you're a loser. >There is not100% there is, retard. You have 0 game, no relationship experience, and it shows.
>>215241925You should double text actually, if she likes you she won't mind and if she doesn't really like you the double text will end it and you won't need to waste time. Go big or go home
>>215248556I have had multiple girls respond after a second text but never in my entire life have I had a girl text me back months after ghosting me because I didn't double text.
>>215248657>I have had multiple girls respond after a second textYou haven't. >never in my entire life have I had a girl text me back months after You aren't a desirable male and haven't attracted girls who were unavailable (e.g. in a relationship).
>>215242836Getting lectured by Chad helped me a lot desu. It's just embarrassing cause the only Chad I know is 23 and I'm 32 lolAt least I have a gf now
>>215247817Kek
>>215239479lol
>>215241676itscarlyjaneyes.
>>215239588>muh autism is when you are a quirky infantile who talks about dinosaurs and shit>doesn't stop you from being a prostitute though
>>215245132>>215244099of course it's staged retards, can you imagine this happening in real life? the guy would be in jail immediately, 5 minutes later 3 books published about being raped from this girl. do you think people are actually being shot for real in the movies as well?
>>215241094wait till she'll learn husband will expect home chores to be done while he's at work
>>215247800fake! blue sharks don't fly that high! hey must have faked it with some pulley!
>>215247785I don't know why but it seems like if you do that to your arms that the last thing you would ever want to do is stress test them in a physical altercation with an unknown random on the street.
Dad's google history, it's bloody dad's google history
>>215241348>Sorry Bajo, Hex has her eyes on someone else
>>215246521>AYO CONDUCTOR! NIGGA’S ARE CRZY BACK HERE THEY BE WHITE BOYS SCARING THE GODAMM DAWGS! LET ME OUT NIGGA I’M GOING INSANE SHEEIIITTTT!
>>215250205That guy didn't dodge a bullet, he dodged a cannonball.
>>215239431>largeThose are C-cups at best.
>>215250247
>>215239479the goat. Gets me every time i see it
>>215250277I got angry just seeing the thumbnail. might have an aneurysm if I try to watch the actual video again.
>>215239170It's a literal Carlin routine but retarded.
>>215250277its funny how MtF have all these subgroups and you can create a whole ass bestiarium for their subtypes, but FtM is always just a dyke
>>215250133i don't get it
>>215250308>left handed mousedisgusting.
All this does is show me that zoomers are the most terminally unfunny creatures to ever exist.
>>215250308What's the point of going into an office building and bringing your own laptop to sit in an empty room? She didn't need to have gone there at all to do work
>>215250318>FtM is always just a dykei went to high school with a "gay" "ftm" who looked like a dyke but still took dick like a normal girl. she was like that for years, but she "detransitioned" after getting pregnant a few years ago in her mid 20s.
>>215250352because it's a satire of all these kind of tiktoks and she just went to some coworking office to film it
>>215250352She made a million dollars just by posting that video, anon.
>>215250352not in that specific example, but in general the bureaucracy desires to justify leasing the office space and the existence of middle management.
>>215250370she says, in her 40s, after a lifetime of letting gross old men cum in her mouth for movie roles.
>>215250219I don't get it?
>>215250370I remember in mid 2010s there was an attempt of rebranding for her from her agency with the concept of making her this 200IQ genius puppet master who pretended to be hot on purpose to get money or something
>>215250370she's just jealous that rich and powerful men don't want to cum in her mouth anymore.
>>215244720Zoomers and turdies are legitimately too stupid to be funny. Being funny requires wit but these abominatios are literally witless.
>>215250343This is my jam.
>>215241308how can racism be real if we are all one race - the human race?
>>215250429chat... is this...
>>215250277You tried to brainwashed your son into being a trans.
>>215250370Playing the bratty bimbo who needs to be fucked into submission thing.While dressed like a giant fuckme sign and a mouth hand crafted for world class bliwjobs.
>>215250409That one chick she was staring at and tard dancing at behind the glass was visibly uncomfortable and scooted away.
>>215241138Japan is based, that's how I would want to get a heart attack
>>215241308Making fun of stereotypes present in media is hardly racism
>>215250308I need her
>>215250766i remember this girl posting nudes on reddit
>>215239662god i wish that was me(the girl)
>>215239170Would.
>>215239282She's horribly botching an old joke. It's so bad I can't tell if she's doing it intentionally. It's:>you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway
>>215250837I really should start some bullshit business selling snake oil to old boomers before they're all dead.
>>215250875What's the point, money will be worthless when they die.
>>215250896holy me
>>215250837>>215250837Nothing more fun then taking advantage if fuck starved boomers. Just a whiff of sneaky big dick a few sweet words and its pussy and cash on demand.
>>215250896>go and die
>>215248565Dude, that's like saying you should triple text, or quadruple text. If the girl liked you, she wouldn't be leaving you on read after the first text. She would always make sure she responded to you. There is NEVER a situation where double-texting helps you. It just makes you look pathetic.
>>215241348ay boys, anyone else there in the nightclub that night? I was fifth in line
>>215250542Fucking Kek
>>215250308I fire people like thisArrogance is not tolerated in my office regardless of your output
>>215250246That was some slick hopping on bike action
>>215250055>tfw got banned from her twitch stream for saying thatDAD'S GOOGLE HERSTORY
>>215250835Guys help, I can feel my hatred of women waning.
>>215239479lol'd
>>215241493
>>215239479
>>215250133whore in a store?
>>215250326Whores on all fours
How many threads are we going to have bullying this poor autistic girl
>>215239479Makes no fucking sense, why would she pour so much poison in the drink if just a lick is enough to kill someone
>>215251595Ever seen a black person make Kool Aid?
>>215250902She cute
test
>>215251320Is she ashamed of it? Didnt know they were capable of it
>>215251577Would shag him senseless
>>215250180>ngheh, excuse me, s-sir, I don’t mean to, uh, bother you, but there’s a n…. a, uh, um, gentleman of, a uh, um, darker… uhh… a person of colour on the train… th-thank you for your time
>>215239700lol
>>215251669I dont get it
>>215251611I mean, Danny Elfman raised a good point.
>>215239302incredible tits
>>215241138lol
>>215251407>black women can't be kin-ACK
>>215239382We ALL know a girl like this !
>>215250246lmao
>>215239382heh so true
>>215241467It's too on the nose
>>215241925i hate normies
>>215250247dude still got divorce raped
>>215251738fall down = funny
>>215251595It's her first day.
>>215239170oh wait I think I get it, like streetcars, as in tramsactually I still don't get
>>215251407Not gonna lie. Based.
>>215250133>>215250326Slapper on a stepladder
>>215251611sexy midge
haha
>>215251669I get it
>>215250409that's the damage High School Musical has done to society
>>215250370redpill if i've ever seen one
>>215252028Only if blonde, but I wouldn't say I prefer it.
>>215252088Fucking source rn who's the trap
>>215251965>>215239170>driveway = drive + way>you drive on a driveway>sidewalk = side + walk>you walk on the sidewalk>streetcar [tram] = street + car>streetcars don't car on the street?????
>>215251611Based i want oneI can have 6ft+ Amazon waifus and 4ft warrior dwarves shortstack minicowd
>>215241235>>215241235
>>215252088Jfc
>>215250133Slag on the Rag
>>215252237He should ask a gay guy what he prefers next
>>215251595Sometimes you just want to kill a nigga super-dead
>>215250308This is actual adult daycare
>>215251407Black queenz
>>215251611Time to get fucked, stud.
>>215250371I'm convinced that poonerism is just fujos trying to get around tumblr wokescold accusations of "fetishization" by pretending that they're totes actually men (and also a heaping helping of "not like the other girls" but that goes without saying).
>>215239532
>>215241925is it ok to double- or triple-text if they're close in time to each otherit's just the cadence of how I textsometimes quadruple even
>>215250409would
>>215248209I think someone actually did in one video or I think he was caught and assaulted in one of those Chris Hansen clone videos.
>>215246100You don't understand. Much like a mismanaged chemical plant, my self-esteem exists in a constant state of being one moment away from catastrophic failure. My sense of self-worth is not resilient and one nonpositive social interaction is all it would take to cause an irretrievable system crash.
>>215250494>literal middle school biology questions in university >students still need ai to passjfc
>>215250352If we don't artificially support the commercial real estate market into a soft landing it will crash and take the rest of the economy with it. There's nearly 5 trillion dollars in debt against those office buildings.
>>215239588performative, dime a dozen twitch attention person
>>215252117Where do they car?
>>215252546Those are at least upper class high school, if not college level questions.
>>215252696I hope you're joking.
>>215251595>wypipo don season they poisoned beverages
>>215251885The second girl realized how badly she'd been mogged and started FUMING
>>215252707No middle schooler has ever heard of a cytoplasm nigga
>>215251328They've unironically gotten so bad some of them are waking up and improving everything goes in cycles go for fatties and or sluts with hearts of gold
>>215252716That was 7th grade science when I was in school.
>>215252731Where did you go to school, Harvard? Smart ass
>>215250766One net positive about girls and tiktok is that it forced them to grow a personality now that the age of the only fans slut gold rush is well and truly over the avg of guy girl only makes about 150u$d month
>>215239170that shirt looks like its painted on her nude body
>>215250408literally me
>>215250409To be honest I've worked offices and this is based I hate boring work environments Imagine this crazy slut at office parties
>>215252761And that's a good thing.
>>215252523same, my brother, same
>>215248565You should send her schizophrenic rants at 3AM (unironically). Though the type of girls that actually love that shit are probably not for everyone, but at least they're fun.
>>215250230This chick definitely has incest vibes
>>215251577He cute
>>215245215>Nigger has the gall to be uncomfortable when he does this shit every single day
>>215252868the cokehead game
>>215246889Wrong, just because they don't have as much apocrine sweat, doesn't mean they don't stink (of fish - even westernised ones that eat an entirely westernised goyslop diet)
wtf i love women now
>>215250219Fucking manlets always be stealin giant bitches, life is suffering at 6'2 - too short for tall bitches, and too tall for tall bitchex
>>215252940>too short for tall bitches, and too tall for tall bitchex
>>215252523Fucking this
>>215250230Imagine the smell
>>215241348They should make glasses like this, and force everyone to wear them fr.
>>215250308>this retard gets paid 120k a year to not only not do any work, but impede the actual useful work of the 80k a year competent nerds
>cute short haired girl webm got deletedThe fuck
>>215241138USA needs to be holding a mcdonalds bag
>>215252696Do Amrican's rellay ?
>>215252237She's based I've heard this again and again from all different girls it's weird nobody cares about me when I'm fit but when I have dadbod they go insane
>>215252792How the fuck does she know bros ?
>>215252935Welcome brother
>>215253001Which one the barista chick? Anon probably got banned
why are slav girls like this
>>215250837this is how I feel when I clench my asshole really hard
>>215245215>guns can't be carried on the subway>but this is fine
>>215250701MarryImpregnateLather, rinse, repeat
>>215239170This was the only time a woman was funny.
>>215253421Kek
>>215253421Maybe this one too.
>>215252605you could just say>women
>>215249968>of course it's staged retards, can you imagine this happening in real life? the guy would be in jail immediately, 5 minutes later>of course it's staged retards>the guy would be in jail immediately...
>>215250494>HBCU Do I have to say it
>>215253206>Literally pointing and laughing at a kid getting hurtI love evil women
>>215253496Brutal cucking of that 2nd guy to even be involved in making that
>>215253698You're brown if you are entertained by this
>>215253698They fucked in the spa later o bet
>>215253613Same their ironically more loving they just hate others
