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Sumatran Rat-Monkeys edition

Previous >>215240924
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>>215246081
More 80’s op
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>The Rat Monkey's native environment, Skull Island, is the same island inhabited by King Kong. In the 2005 King Kong remake directed by Peter Jackson (who also directed Braindead), one of the crates on the ship being carried back from Skull Island is labeled "Sumatran Rat Monkey -- Beware the Bite!"
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i'm hungry now
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This thread calls for divine intervention!
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80s boobs
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A few threads ago I asked for your top choice in horror tits (>>215228262). I am now asking for your top choice in horror ass. Go, answer now or I'll make your economy worse.
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>>215246113
I still don't know how PeeJack got away with this
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>>215245493
We can thank R*nald R*agan for that.
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Watching the Friday the 13 series now, never seen all of them. What are some classics?
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>>215246218
reminds me of a certain ass
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>>215246279
Freddy vs. Jason
jason x
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I have conclusive proof that Freddy is the GOAT slasher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noLPhZvcBpw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIUGUQTs5WQ
You may discuss now
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thread is going full /pol/slop so i'll come back later
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>>215246279
The only great one is Jason Lives.
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>>215246218
I didn't get to answer the tits one - i would've said jordan phipps from Close Calls or Debbie Voorhees desu those are the biggest tits i can think of in a horror.

for ass i'll say cheryl lawson in dead pit but i may change my answer - i have to go back and look.
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>>215246279
For actually good films, you want 1, 2, 4, 6. 5 is also good, and has the best tits in the film, but it's disconnect mostly from the rest. 3 is dead boring, there's no fun in it whatsoever. The rest of the series is various levels of regular bad but can be enjoyed with alcohol and/or friends. You then get Jason X, which is the kind of bad that is entertaining as fuck. Finally, the Freddy vs Jason film is surprisingly well made as a horror film plus it's fun and entertaining as fuck.
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>>215246081

The very first time that I watched BrainDead/Dead Alive, I was flipping past channels until I landed on IFC. I only saw the last five minutes, uncut, no context, no nothing, the giant zombie evil mother unbirthing, blood, explosion, the end, what did I just watch, I was horrified. Some months later dad happened to watch it and got me to watch it with him. Based dad.
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>>215246218
I'm brazilian and i approve this bunda.
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Throating 80’s cock general /fag/
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>>215246096
>>215246586
1992
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>>215246593
Truth has never NEVER been able to stand in the way of inapplicable/misplaced retard rage NEVER
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>>215246586
>/fag/
kek
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>>215246641
Until tonight
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>>215246302
You and me both.
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Just finished Grotesque 1987.
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>>215246279
>boring
don't listen to the other anon, 3 and 7 are the best ones. 5 is good too.
>>215246318
Dokken is hard to top and it's a tough one, but 4 had the better soundtrack. I like part 4 more than 3 also... But anyway, this is the best scene/song combo in the movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2w3CM9zP64&list=RDx2w3CM9zP64&start_radio=1
The main theme song is actually good for a horror pop song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGSMSuI34Tk&list=RDFGSMSuI34Tk&start_radio=1
And I'll throw in the Sinead O'Connor song from when Debbie turns into a roach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSEiFV5OC90&list=RDbSEiFV5OC90&start_radio=1
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Just put on Grotesque Japanaese horror movie.
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>>215247031
> A doctor with extreme and depraved needs kidnaps a couple and forces them to compete in a game of torment that slowly erodes their hopes of survival.
Sounds okay
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>>215247031
>>215247062
you sound grotesque
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lebron dressed as pennywise was terrifying
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>>215247084
This is a horror general
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>>215247031
Has anyone seen this?
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this shit is so ass
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>>215247186
It had some good moment
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>>215247109
Your face is horror in general
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my dad recommended me Martyrs. is he fucked?
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>>215247199
yeah spanish is a nice language but thats about it
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>>215244464
just finished this one. comfy archival footage but manages to keep some tension and weirdness throughout. it's made a little more impressive when you realize it predates all the stuff it resembles by at least 20 years.
apparently when they were originally being broadcast, people thought they were real, which would be highly unsettling.. you can tell he took care to make them all look authentic. good rec
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>>215247280
i will check it out
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>>215247318
NTA but they guy who made it seemed quite johnny-on-the-spot with take downs and I found it difficult to find.

Still, where there's a willy there's a wayly. Here's a link to save time:

drive dot google dot com slash drive slash folders slash 16TwHT7yEbBb4emIgUh2k6EZ-PKH0Iek3
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>>215247441
Thanks..but I only do streaming
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>>215247186
the beginning is quite frightening and i liked the idea of it turning into a paranormal procedural, but wew is that third act a big pile of shit
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Why do horror movies always have the worst ratings ever? It's always 70% or lower if they are even lucky enough to get that.
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>>215247469
You can watch without needing to download. Just right click and go Open With then Preview
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This is a very boring and unremarkable movie.
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>>215247512
Many people disapprove of horror out of hand. I go to the Mystery Movie/Screen Unseen screenings at the theater a lot, and back when they used to show horror movies mixed in with regular ones, many people would simply leave when they realized the movie showing was horror. Eventually they started making the horror screenings their own thing to stop that.
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>>215246081
The Blob 1958 is pure kino. All the hate is a jewish psyop.
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I can't find Strange Harvest anywhere...
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>>215247546
Cool. Thx. Added
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>>215247600
should have grabbed it while you still had the chance
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>>215247598
damn who would hate the blob?
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>>215247031
Pretty good so far. Why is this not more popular than hostel?
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>>215246081
I like the nod to this lil nigga in Peter Jackson's King Kong
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>>215247600
strange. we need to discern an alternate way to harvest it.
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>>215247652
Same, I can’t find it on the popular sites
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>>215246081
What seasons of Black Mirror and American Horror Story are actually worth watching?

Any other horror/dystopian TV shows that are actually worth it?
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>>215247600
>>215247652
>>215247679
ok DOT ru SLASH video SLASH 10670762035953
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>>215246081
rewatched Sinister and Sequel for second time ever

Still a little scary
just the empty space in all the shots even though its in small rooms are kino
you keep looking for a figure but cant see them
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>>215247712
i think seasons 1-3 of AHS are pretty decent but i also havent seen them for several years so idk how they hold up.
>other horror/dystopian TV shows that are actually worth it
if you havent seen the original twilight zone theres always that
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>>215247712
Whatever you do don't watch American Horror STORIES. It's a spinoff and it's fucking awful.
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What are your favorite animated Halloween kinos?
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>>215246279
I think 2 and 4 are legitimately good slashers and 6 is well loved too, though it's not my thing. I enjoy 5 even though most people hate it. The first movie is kind of its own thing but it's solid enough. Jason X is complete schlock but it has some great moments.
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>>215247512
Most people hate horror.
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>>215246218
Now this is relevant to my interests. I'll post a couple.

Starting with a favorite: John Carpenter's Cigarette Burns (2005). I don't have a video but there's a nice jiggle.
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>>215246218
Monkey Shines was really hot and has a nice tits scene, too.
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>>215246218
And The Stepfather 1987. After teasing the Daddy/Daughter thing all movie it was a great bit of payoff.
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Jesus Christ, total dementkino. The abandoned house they explore in the beginning is fucking grosskino. The movie features Aleksandra Cwen from Hagazussa, but I overlooked the fact Jon Gries is in this too as the main character.
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If today's "psychological slow burn mental health horror films" were like this, they'd actually be good.
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>>215246279
1, 4, X, and Freddy vs Jason for sure. There is nice because it leads directly into 4.

The 09 remake is a little crazy. Was genuinely scared of Jason at the beginning.
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I wish Rachel McAdams was my mom
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>>215247512
Normalfags who don't like horror (an inherently niche genre based off of negative things) watch and rate them negatively anyway.
Also horror is so broad that many fans will hate certain types of horror and rate those movies negatively, there's not much consensus in the horror "community".
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>>215247843
would need a good grounded cinematographer to capture a similar tone
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>>215246279
>What are some classics?
For me it's the first six plus Freddy vs Jason. Most of the others are fun too but those are the highlights.
My favorite is 2.
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>>215246586
I'm doing a binge of 60's horror kino and plan on watching some 30's-70's stuff, too. I'm a lurker but if you guys really are that desperate for non-80's stuff I guess I could try to do some write ups. Is no one else really going to experiment?
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>>215246698
Sauce?
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just saw Good Boy and it is absolute KINO, and I am not a dog person, I prefer cats.
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>>215247888
80s is the starting point for most horror fans, since the most obvious place to start is Freddy & Jason. I've been watching horror seriously for about 30 years, so I've covered most of the major stuff from every decade (excluding 2010 and up, I don't keep up with new stuff)
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>>215247512
rating are irrelevant, critics are irrelevant
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Anyone want to do a watch through of Masters of Horror?
>>215247570
I felt the same way about Alice, Sweet Alice
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>>215247898
Girlfriend from Hell old Comedy Central staple
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You guys ever seen Strange Nature?
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>>215247924
>Alice, Sweet Alice
Slasherkino
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>>215247712
The only AHS worth anything is Asylum

Twilight Zone, Masters of Horror, Tales From the Dark side for sure. Can't speak for the rest but Tales From the Crypt, Friday the 13th the series, and Freddy's Nightmares are also out there
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>>215247837
>features Aleksandra Cwen from Hagazussa
I will now download your film.
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>>215247924
Same, thought Alice was boring as fuck but i thought the fat bald guy was funny
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>>215246218
I always liked Heidi Kozak's ass in Friday the 13th Part VII and Marie-Pierre Castel in Requiem for a Vampire
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>>215247512
Drama and romance movies have entered the chat.
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>>215247773
The GOAT, the OG
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a friend of mine told his colleagues I showed him this movie and they called me retarded
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>>215247512
It's a low cost genre, so naturally it's inundated with slop.
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>>215247859
I just wish she would boss me around, scold me, spank me, then give me a hand job while diapering me before cradling me in her lap and breastfeeding me until I fall asleep.
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This was pretty wild.
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>>215248047
This director directed Noroi. Interesting
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>>215247888
The 80s horror thing is overblown. This general watches a lot of it for obvious reasons, but everyone's watchlists have been pretty varied
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>>215248068
Shut the fuck up. This is an 80’s general.
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>>215248016
You should show them Dickshark (2016) to make up for it.
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>>215248087
We should have a general for just shark movies desu

I watched Ghost Shark recently. It was crazy.
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>>215248068
This is definitely an 80’s general. Go browse through every general and it is obvious. That is why there are no new anons because every person comes in, sees all the old movies and leavwz.
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>>215248083
>starts with a 90s movie
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>>215246218
Ruggero Deodato's Cut and Run (1985) has a random shower scene with one of the greatest asses ever known to man.
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>>215248016
You didn't said what movie was, so you're probably a retard :(
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>>215246081
I'm running this monkey farm now Frankenstein! And I want to know, what the fuck you're doing with my rats!
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>>215248177
80’s character
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Watch Leaving D.C.
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>>215248215
Nop
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>>215248123
>That is why there are no new anons because every person comes in, sees all the old movies and leavwz
And thank God for that.
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>>215248224
I feel like i smoked weed in this room when i was 15
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>>215246218
Brinke, either in Nightmare Sisters or this.
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>That is why there are no new anons because every person comes in, sees 200 movies and leaves.
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>>215246218
for something more recent, this chick in model house. boring and unremarkable apart from this
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>>215247570
That is a classic, basically the template for all ghost films that came after it.
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Is this hor?
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watch bad ben
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>>215248123
Praying you leave faggot.
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I'm not in the mood for Halloween...again...
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>>215247859
>>215248036
Based.
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Watch Grave Encounters 2
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>>215247837
surprised you liked it, well I guess not if you're name dropping those actors. would filter many here and fast but the last act is pretty strong once you acclimate to the discombobulating madness
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>>215248304
Praying you grow up.
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Watch Phoenix Forgotten
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>>215248028
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Watch Digging Up the Marrow
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Interesting story and themes, great cast and performances. The second half feels like The Terminator if Kyle Reese was really just a schizo
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>>215248347
Don't worry, it'll be over before you know it
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>>215248304
We're all praying that faggot leaves.
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Watch Frogman
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>>215248438
Not me
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>>215248422
I have. gemmy
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>>215248445
Samefaggot
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>>215248423
>William Friedkin
Interesting, haven't heard it mentioned here before.
Also, weird thing but I didn't know he directed The French Connection and Sorcerer. I mean, maybe I heard the words in my head but didn't tie it to The Exorcist.
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Watch Horror in the High Desert 1, 2 and 3
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Is there any horror movie where the monster/killer was the good guy all along?
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>>215248422
breddy good. at least, I wasn't disappointed that Green took a break from Hatchet to make it.
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>>215248123
I'm not really interested in any movies made after 2009-2010. Maybe if they're really good, but for the most part it's just jewish nonsense. Jump scares have been replaced by CGI scary faces and body horror. And not body horror in the general sense but specifically that cracking sound and a shit that makes it seem like someone broke a toe or something.
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>>215248479
Schindler's List
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>>215248153
Didn't disappoint.
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>>215248479
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>>215248504
It's rare that a modern movie really does much for me.
Deadstream is the best thing I've seen come out in a long time
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>>215248153
Speaking of movies like Troll 2 Sleepaway Camp is ridiculous.
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>>215248215
That's one of those movies jews make to trick impressionable youths. It's always: "life outside the city bad" "pregnancy bad." "Assertive males bad."
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>>215248394
waiting for grave encounters 3
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>>215248260
> Spanking
Anon, please. I need the sauce.
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>>215248564
nta but that is from sorority babes in the slime ball bowl a rama
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>>215248564
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama. Though I prefer Nightmare Sisters, which was filmed at the same time with the same actors, but they get more naked.
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>>215248423
>Michael Shannon
Based
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>>215248423
Bug is in the upper echelons of psychological thrillerdom.
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>>215248479
Hellraiser
Slumber Party Massacre 2
Gojira
Hatchet
Wolf Creek
The Invisible Maniac
Pumpkinhead
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>>215248260
>brinke
based as fuck her shower scene in that is burned in my brain
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Watch The Blackwell Ghost x 8
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>>215248642
Fuck no.
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>>215248616
woo look at em go
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>>215248260
>fellow Brinke appreciator
Based
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>>215248479
tucker and dale vs evil
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>>215248693
I want to stick my DINK in BRINKE'S PINK and STINK
(formerly Linnea's)
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>>215248528
Agreed. Here's a few "modern" ones I've seen.

> Apartment 7A
Not bad at all. Did exactly what it needed to, though I could have done without the foot trauma. Ultimately, the original is better, and thisovie really exemplifies how making needless remakes/prequels/sequels doesn't work if it's not act inspired by creativity and passion because I feel like the director really tried and avoided all the mistakes directors usually make with these types of things. Loved the ending.
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>>215248215
Could have been good, but it's literally like 60% him listening to fucking audio files. I liked the rest.
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I didn't enjoy this.
Too much
>domestic trouble
>child caught in middle of crazed parents
>psychotic woman screeching
Actually found it annoying and then depressing and was unable to enjoy. Too long as well for what it was.
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>>215248504
Try Sinister and James Wan films.
>Possesion of Michael King
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>>215246081
terrifying midget
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>>215248479
star wars
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>>215248642
Did that anon who was trying to find all the parts succeed?
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>>215248749
It's a 10/10 masterpiece unless any of it remotely hits home in which case it's bad times.
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>>215248693
Hummana-hummana-hummana they don't make em like that anymore. Is this a tie in for a movie or just a PR thing?
>>215248742
> Husera: the Bone Woman
Pretty good and unnerving over all. Has a lot of pitfalls of modern movies: gay stuff, too much body horror, anti-pregnancy propaganda but overall it was entertaining if you need to watch a modern horror
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>>215248528
there was a lot of stuff i enjoyed last year, there were a shit ton of releases desu. this year has been absolute shit and it's not getting any better.
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>>215248788
>Is this a tie in for a movie or just a PR thing?
Good question, I'm not sure. I would guess it's probably a PR thing, but could be wrong.
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>>215248788
> Birth/Rebirth
Now this was pretty good. I would have preferred if it had a White cast but that's nearly impossible to expect from a modern movie these days. It's a really good riff on Frankenstein/Re-Animator type stories and keeps you invested. Only problem is they go out of their way to have a minority kill the happy pregnant White couple.
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Watch The Lost Footage of Leah Sullivan
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>>215075652
I have come to report that I have finished watching The Twilight Zone.
My favorite episodes are Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up, The Eye of the Beholder, The Monsters Are Due At Maple Street, and Nick of Time.

I think I'm going to watch Creepshow now.
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>>215248528
Check out Chad Gets The Axe. It's very similar to Deadstream though not quite as good imo
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>>215248406
Don't, it sucks.
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>>215248805
> Sting (2024)
I have a hard time logging on this movie because of how straightforward and sincere it was. It's a miracle this was made in this day and age. It's exactly what it presents it's self as: There's a big spider. That's it. That's the movie. And it's a good one lol.

And for all my complaining above this is movie also has an (almost) all White cast. Also unheard of these days. The one down side is the main character is a Stepfather in a family of three blonde Nordic women that bust his balls at every given opportunity despite him having two jobs and being the sole breadwinner and actually a really cool guy. It's saving graces would be that his wife is widowed (one of the only acceptable instances of this trope) and even though it wasn't the intention I think it portrays the situation negatively enough that it could be used as an example of why being a Stepfather is bad and too much feminism poisons women's minds. Overall, would recommend.
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> Heretic (2024)
This was actually pretty good. Enjoyed the mostly White cast and the girls were sweaty pies. Made my dick hard the whole movie. Despite being Mormons theovie had a reasonably pro-Christian message, though it got a little off the rails towards the end. Despite having two women protagonists and a mostly female cast the movie made feminists seethe for being "misogynistic" so you know it had to do something right. Would recommend.
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Better than the first
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>>215248944
> Fear of Rain (2021)
More of a thriller/drama but it checks enough boxes and was pretty good. Mostly White cast, cute main girl, nice ending. Pretty sincere and straightforward. Would recommend.
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> Longlegs (2024)
Started really strong. Completely lost its mind halfway through. Reminded me of a 7th grader was daydreaming about being the joker or something. Wouldn't recommend unless you're really bored and your girlfriend really wants to check it out because she heard TikTok talking about it.
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Better than the first but the first was not bad, mostly build up to allow the sequel to run. Kinda like Smile.
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>>215248835
i really really like this illustration
where's it from?
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>>215246218
Nothing to contribute, just here to say /hor/ is a great thread
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>>215248990
> Soft & Quiet (2022)
I liked it. Definitely anti-White but it being mixed with evil wins unironically makes it entertaining.
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>>215249028
> Cuckoo (2024)
Not great. Wouldve been better if it had a girl main character (ironic) and no gay "love interest" but even setting that aside the plot is a little too half-baked. A classic case of interesting set up, but underwhelming pay off. Would have benefitted majorly from an extended "researching the spooky stuff" section which movies usually refuse to do nowadays.
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> 12 Hour Shift (2020)
Just horrible in every sense of the word. Classic Lloyd Kaufman/Troma rip off that is all too common. Just gross, and not in a good way. Plot also didn't make sense. Would not recommend.
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>>215248616
Do you guys ever talk about Pontypool?
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I don't want more Creep Tapes I want another movie. *pouts*
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>>215248890
>>215248944
>enjoyed the mostly white cast
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>>215249084
> Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
Oh, this movie was dumb. The only thing I can say is at least the cinematography was good, but I'd rather have a good movie that looks bad than a bad movie that looks good. The obnoxious "victims" aside, literally nothing in this movie makes sense. A lot of half baked retcons and suspension of logic. Wouldn't recommend unless your drinking beers with the boys and want to make fun of it while you watch it.
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>>215249116
I am White and married, thank you.
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anybody fucking with this?

>>215249096
same but I'll still watch em
>>215248805
yeah I like this one but don't bother rec'ing it here
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>>215249142
> Wrong Turn 2021
Really mediocre. Made by the original creator and it wasn't offensive or anything just very meh. Coasting off it's franchise recognition, I feel like the creator wouldn't have even made it if Hollywood wasn't only interested in reboots right now. If you're curious just watch the original three. There's nothing here for you.
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>>215248951
Just found out the main character is Bruce Springsteen's sister.
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>>215249184
> Talk to Me (2022)
I mean, this is an actual scene from the movie. Would be better if the whole cast wasn't mixed race. Also not a fan of evil wins but over all it was a fun and scary ride. Would recommend if you have to watch a "new" movie with a girl or friends.
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>>215249218
> Pearl (2022)
I haven't seen the other movies in this series and don't plan to. I found it mediocre, but girls seem to like it. Wouldn't recommend unless you're hanging out with a girl that wants to watch something she's been hearing about.
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>>215248528
why isn't the deadstream girl in more stuff? she has that crazy look that would make waifufags crazy
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>>215249238
> Scream 6 (2023)
It was actually really good. Don't love the mixed race cast or the deifying minor things from the first movie but it is what it is when a slasher series gets this far in. The whole Ghostface in public/the city appealed to little kid me's fantasies. Would recommend.
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Watched Girlfriend From Hell. A little too jewish for me but pleasantly 80's.
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>>215248749
I agree. Watched it with my wofe after having both been patched up to see it for multiple years to watch it. Outside of the poster and the famous scene there's nothing great about it. As an alternative I would recommend Angst (1982)
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>>215249275
Probably my favorite Scream sequel.
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>>215249275
Last one
> Hellraiser (2022)
Thought it would be cool and even knew some people involved in the production but it was mediocre and the plot didn't completely make sense. Felt more like it was ripping off the Ninth Gate then being a Hellraiser movie.
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>>215247628
A bunch of RLM psueds apparently
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>>215249297
It is extremely 80s and amateurish, and that makes it all the better
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>>215249006
No idea, some anon posted it here months ago.
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>>215249413
>>215249006
>>215248835
I'm sure it's from a scan of a Fangoria magazine. Check the archive for that, it was posted recently
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>>215249427
Do you happen to know the source on this one? >>215248693
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>>215249355
Oh, I forgot:
> Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
Just terrible. I thought it was only mediocre until I rewatched the original and realized how offensively bad this actually was. There was maybe a nugget of an alright movie idea buried in there the ghost boyfriend idea but everything else was just terrible.

I could go on and on and on about the last three Halloween movies but instead I'll just say they were made by comedy directors that don't know how to do not comedy and the plots made zero sense. Literal brain rot.
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>>215246218
Just saw theres a cute booty shot from the blonde at the beginning of Night of the Demons.
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>>215247598
>The Blob 1958
It's not a particularly good halloween season movie.
Almost none of the 50s/60s alien invasion sci-fi creature features are, really.
I'm a big fan of Steve McQueen howtoforethoughbeit
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>>215248160
I think he meant the OP movie
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>>215249460
The movie felt very incomplete, like they set up a bunch of subplots and didn't really see them through. It all just kind of ended. Even the main antagonist, you see her for like 10 seconds at the beginning, you forget about her, and then at the end she comes back and is thwarted instantly, and then it's over. When a movie takes 40 years to come out, you expect more preparation to have gone into its execution
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>>215248594
>>215248599
TY anons
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>>215248623
Pumpkinhead is so based. It's a great movie.
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>>215248752
I've seen Sinister. It wasn't bad. I'll check out the others.
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>>215248817
> The Monsters Are Due At Maple Street
Literally one of the pinnacles of human artistic achievement. We read the script for this in school like five times and it was awesome each time.
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>>215248992
Is this out on "VOD" now?
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>>215248951
Well, it's not too hard to do that but it is impressive when a series can turn it around like that
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I don't know how you guys can watch so much modern slop.
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>slop
zoom zoom detected
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>>215248992
Oh, I forgot:
> Smile (2022)
Pretty good overall. Some parts of the plot needed to bake a little longer but overall it was enjoyable even though I don't like evil wins movies. Would recommend.

> Smile 2 (2024)
Horrible. One of the prime examples of Hollywood being filled with nepo babies that only know how to write stories about being a nepo baby because they can't relate to regular people and have no idea what their lives are like. Would not recommend.
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>>215249654
it starred a nepo baby too
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>>215249648
I'm 69 years old.
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>>215249675
for like 5 seconds
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>>215249620
It must be, because it's up on torrent sites.
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Just finished. Pretty dumb, but I wanted some milfkino and this delivered on that front. Heather and Cramps are both sex on wheels. Climax was okay despite all the filler beforehand, and the lead twinky guy was godawful
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Can /tv/ vibe with musicals? The Hatchet field trilogy is actually pretty good from Team Starkid.

> The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
https://youtu.be/IrxKX44qBJ0

> Black Friday
https://youtu.be/Bqt4_tHLSB4

> Nerdy Prudes Must Die
https://youtu.be/PG3RDdyD_GQ
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>>215249634
>watching so much modern slop
I sure as hell can't. Even in the rare event it was made competently and has something going for it, I usually end up hating the actors and the characters too much. I grew up watching real grown men actors like John Saxon and Lee Marvin. Watching movies with a core cast of soi-quippy millennial and zoomer twerps is too intolerable.
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>>215249738
It's a shame it couldn't pull a bigger budget because the elements were there for it to do more. I actually give them props for making the bad cgi not so bad.
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>>215246157
Best character by far. Seriously, this guy should've been the main character.
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>>215249528
O guess it depends on what you're looking for. I find it very entertaining and cozy
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>>215249634
I try not to. I've come to the conclusion 99% of good movies were made before 1950 and have been doing my best to stay in that time period. For horror I'll go more modern but have been staying in the 60's recently.
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Completely insane 70s injun kino with a ridiculous premise executed well with great special effects
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Side note: I can't get over how good Night of the Demons looks. Everything inside the haunted house is how I want movies to look it was like a cool drink of water in the desert. The scene where the fat guy and girls gf were driving in an old sedan listening to rock music on a cassette sent me into instant nostalgia mode.

Also: three, count them THREE great booty shots in this movie so far.
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>>215249755
Same but for me it's Clark Gable and Jimmy Stewart.
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I love this movie.

>>215249857
Nice.
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>>215249808
Based.
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>>215249887
>ends on Halloween Night
>also a full moon
Kino
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>>215249813
Pretty good. Definitely inspired Malignant a bit.
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>>215249698
not even funny zoom zoom
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>>215249832
Enjoy anon, enjoy
Watch the sequel too.
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>>215249634
i enjoy some of it. i'm not a cynic clinging on to the past, but there's a lot of trash being released, more than usual. horror has always had trash, difference is nowadays there's a clear lack of soul
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>>215250000
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Any good movies released in the last 3 months? I watched bring her back which was pretty good even though I hate MUH GRIEF horror stuff these days due to how overplayed it is
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>>215250175
Strange Harvest is passable if you like true crime doco style found footage.
Missing Child Videotape is kino if you like slow j-horror.
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>>215250095
The quality of the kids and 20-30 somethings was higher back then than it is now.
Better at partying, better at work ethic, better at knowing when and how to switch between those 2 things. That translates onto the screen even when it's just the low-budget camphouse bullshit of it's day.
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he's here
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>>215250210
Vampires but they get naked with their bewbs!
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>>215250206
strange harvest looks good but no pirate site has it, guess it's too indie
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>>215249634
>old horror
>oh my god is that a shadow puppet im going insaaaaaaaane
>oh my god is there a demon baby inside me im going insaaaane
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>>215250454
you sure? maybe for streaming, torrent is definitely public
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>>215250486
I tried 2 streaming sites and 1337x
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https://deadline.com/2025/10/bela-lugosi-biopic-leonardo-dicaprio-in-works-universal-1236584697/
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>>215250545
I see a link on Pirate Bay, just one though, which is odd.
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>>215250454
Strange.Harvest.2025.1080p.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H264-NoGrp [5.54 GB]
https://mega.nz/file/8BcQDRZR#ZxLelCT_iH7N2oeU1Ab8AgAxIXRPc2hu_gAts_YtpzE
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>>215250454
should of been here a month ago when some anon shared it with gofile
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk-eY5S1Nck
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>>215250566
>>215250557
>>215250586
Thanks I'll try it out tomorrow and let you guys know what I thought next thread
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Just finished. Incoherent sort-of movie that's mostly girls standing around with their arms crossed bitching at each other. Has a sense of humor about itself, but is also meta and pretentious and totally amateurish. There's guys working like Dustin Ferguson who make oodles of completely stupid shit on digital video schlock like this who are going to be the Donald Farmers/Polonia Brothers of the future. I should start getting more aquainted with their stuff.
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Clown in a Cornfield was pretty decent. Maybe i just had super low expectations but it was very sit throughable
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>>215250802
it was a solid popcorn horror for sure

would watch an infinite number of those, I love slashers
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>>215250804
Im not a huge slasher fan but it definitely knew what it was and didnt try to get super serious or move into thriller territory or be constsntly meta. So it gets a thumbs up from me
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>>215250802
>tfw no dwarf wife
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>>215246081
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>>215251025

What do you guys think about this new toy I bought?!?FACT!!!
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>>215251053
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers maybe
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>>215246342
The James Bond opening is hilarious. They really were just fucking around with this series.
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>>215247812
bullshit, horror is one of the only genres that still makes huge profits regularly even on mid-budget films and original IPs. sure not literally everyone loves it but its in the big 3 of normalfag genres along with action and superhero crap.
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For me it's the chick with the glasses from Prince Of Darkness.
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>>215251544
>>215247812
>>215247512
Horror is pretty divisive and even horror fans hate certain genres of it. I love dumb slashes but hate "elevated" horror with like metaphorical trauma stuff.
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>>215251053
>No refunds, like suicide
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>>215248290
>bad pedophile
who is the good pedophile?
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>>215251703
Why, the one reading this of course :^)
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>>215251703
Freddy
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>>215250465
I have yet to see a scarier individual in horror
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>>215251072
Instead of Together watch the original that they ripped off wholesale. It at least went be two jews for two hours
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Completely retarded but still enjoyable
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>>215250175
The Strangers Chapter 2 was actually surprisingly great, felt like a 70s horror movie and even a creature feature at one point
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>>215248215
I actually did like this for as barebones as it was. Also really liked Found Footage, watched that recently.
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Watched Down a Dark Hall because of ASR. It was whatever. Unironically needed a lot more fanservice. Unironically would have been kino if it was some kind of hybrid of Lost and Delirious meets Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama meets Suspiria and/or Pumpkinhead
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>>215249738
I liked it.
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>>215246081
SENGAYA
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Just finished. Mexican kids shit about the devil teaming up with aliens(?) to ruin the sugar skull industry in a town inhabited by skeletons so that they can sell plastic pumpkins. Lots of puppets. I live weird shit like this. Had to watch with AI generated subs because there's obviously no English language release for this, and I couldn't really tell what the fuck was going on
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>>215246157
>>215249778
it's a shame how fast he turns
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>>215251980
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>>215251544
horror is so broad. for every normalfag horror movie there are 10 niche horror movies normalfags will never see
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>>215246081
>LIONEL! LIONEL!
So many lines from that movie I can still hear clearly in my head...
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>>215251608
There's this dumb 2006 VG adaptation, Alone In The Dark, with a cute glasses girl.
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>>215251980
>Had to watch with AI generated subs
Kek, Dougal and the Blue Cat is bizarre in part because the English team didn't get any transcript so they had to make up dialogue from what was on the screen. I'm afraid to find the French version because it might make sense
Fenella Fielding should always voice your villain
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>>215252470
>Fenella Fielding
Watched Carry On Screaming last weekend and that was quite an awakening
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>>215249813
>great special effects
>that scene where the girl is making the zapzaps
I agree the makeup effects were great but...yeah.



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