What superpower would you like to have?
>>215251548Friendship
>>215251548flying is objectively the coolest superpower
>>215251548Having orgasms like pigs that last 30 minutes
>>215251548you can do ALL other superpowers with telekinesis
>>215251548This shit is retarded. They literally could have just had him look her up and down slowly to know what he was doing, but they need to take five additional seconds to show him licking his lips and acting like a retard to make sure the sub 60 IQ audience understands what just happened. Fuck this gay earth.
>>215251548is this woman a 10/10 on this show?
>>215251681don't think that's why they added that, lol>>215251689no but this is
>>215251548Lmfao this is what passes for an irresistibly desirable woman in modern America to a dude who can see through literally anybody’s clothing to the point he’s literally licking his lips like a looney tunes character. Lib writers are truly delusional and entirely incapable of nuance..
>>215251763nah she's not being portrayed as hot, just that that guy looked at her pussy
>>215251548gravity mastery, you can fly and throw shit at peoplewith enough training, you could even perform relativistic shits such as freezing or accelerating time
ZA WARUDO + invulnerability + flying
>>215251548Teleportation(if I could take things with me) would be my choice. If I couldn't bring things along I would like one where I can modify peoples memories, like in Push.
>>215251672Are you jizzing nonstop that whole time in this situation?
>>215251681guy would be bored out of his mind from looking at bitches but no he acts like a pajeet with this random 6/10 HR bitch
>>215251548Rape.
>>215251548Why would he look at that ugly fucking pig? Is he gay?
>>215251912you already have that power, anon
>>215251905>6/10You sound like a pajeet if you considering that ugly fucking thing a 6.
>>215251924Super-rape.
>>215251871I'll take crazy diamond. I don't see battle powers being THAT useful in real life, but being able to heal people and restore shit would be great. I guess if you lack ethics, then heaven's door is real best
>>215251681Lol This is the exact same thing that I noticed. We get the joke in a couple of seconds, but they always go 130% of the way to make sure everyone gets it and it looks dumb. A lot of tv is like that.
>>215251960>I don't see battle powers being THAT useful in real lifeWhy not? You'd need to be able to defend yourself from the state because they'd never leave you alone.
>>215251548>Can see naked women all day long>Is still somehow turned on this much by some frumpy chick pushing 40
>>215251986no they don't >>215251999how do you know he's not into 6/10s ?
>>215251994I'd probably just surrender myself than constantly be on the run from the government. But this is a situation where heaven's door would still probably be best
>>215251949
>>215251949>>215251912>He rapes but he also saves people!
>>215251548I feel like this scene went on a little too long. Did they really have to spend the episode's entire CGI budget turning him into a cartoon wolf and having him howl at her? And the part where his eyes bugged out and he hit himself in the head repeatedly with that giant mallet was weird.
>>215251651I completely agree with you.
>>215252013meanwhile....
>>215252062to be fair they gave us something
>>215251548so is she an illusionist who is at best a 4 but men see her as a 9?
>>215252048You see anon without having the character yell "AWOOOOOGA IM GONNA EYE RAPE YOU AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!" then someone somewhere on the internet may misinterpret the scene slightly from what the writers intended and we cant have that. Art is not meant to be subjective.
>>215251681>>215251548>Uh, like being a woman, is so hard in this oppressive patriarchal world.....They just gotta keep hitting those same gongs over and over. Does he misgender someone later on?
>>215252014Why surrender when you can crush them with other likeminded supes and take over?
>>215251651The mule from foundation series technically can persuade anyone to blindly follow his orders. Same with the purple man in Jessica jones.
>>215252081>tranny walks up>"good evening madam">starts scanning>"o im sorry, sir"
>>215252067Yeah, but see it's EVIL when it's for the straight guys see >>215252062but you can shove naked men or gay shit into everything and that's no problem because reasons.
>>215251819I think the mistborn book series has a magic system that can have users propel themselves around
>>215252062>experts say
Has to be superspeed. Altho I doubt it would work like it does in the movies. Why would everything else be in slow-motion? When you're speeding in a car, everything else doesn't slow down does it lmao. Irl a human speedster would have to be extremely careful not to turn himself into mush from smashing into obstacles.
>>215251871Have you seen the have time stop series?
>>215251548SPEEDFORCEany other answer is objectively incorrect
i'd like the classic superman package, just to be able to help set up moon colonies, carrying stuff up there would be even funner if i did it in secret with my small country's government
>>215252114>but you can shove naked men or gay shit into everything and that's no problem because reasonsusually because it's funny, or portrayed in a funny way. Very rarely is it portrayed as actually serious, like in The Last of Us. Pretty much every gay shit i've seen in The Boys or Gen V was supposed to be funny.
Just gimme Bernard's watch
i feel like a retard given the replies (never seen this show)he just has X-ray vision? i thought the suggestion was he was given her an unwanted orgasm, or discovering something embarrassing (e.g. she is infertile, wants that cured)people IRL become doctors and shit. even a hardcore voyeur would get over this pretty quickly.
>>215252136superspeed also works on the brainyou need to be able to handle the speed
>>215252136>>215252142Flash-powers for sure
>>215252153>Very rarely is it portrayed as actually seriousgreat bait.and the screeching harpies never gave a shit how the female nudity was presented. It it was tits, it was wrong.
>>215252013i think ive seen at least 3 dicks on full display on this show but not even a single set of titsguess thats modern equality
>>215251681>he thinks he's looking to lookhe is Xray Man, he has seen all of the women in his entire life naked, hundreds of thousands of naked women. Looking at a woman naked is meaningless to him. He looks to make them uncomfortable, that's why he puts on the whole act. It's not communicating with the audience it's communicating with that character to make her hyperaware of the looking and upset her. He will later jerk off thinking about her upset face.
>>215252180ok, name some examples..only TLOU comes to mind recently>>215252187there were like 10 in episode 3
>>215251548any power involving the fundamental laws of physics would be op and could potentially be reality altering.If not then classic immortality.
>>215251681>>215251986This happens for the modern streaming audience. People who are looking at their phones 90% of the time and will only pop up when it’s suddenly a bit too quiet and nobody’s talking. This makes it more obvious for that lot what’s going on in case it wasn’t clear enough, which it wouldn’t be because they were looking at their phones.It’s the same as when the writers have a character say something beyond super redundant that would just be obvious to anyone watching.
>>215252067Bullshit and fuck you, I want to see a tiny man sliding greasily out of a woman's arsehole like this >>215252013, only then will my thirst for justice and equality be sated
>>215252206>there were like 10 in episode 3no?
Eiditic memory would instantly make me successful but could have the drawback of having every failure and grief be too much to bear. Youth would be even more beneficial but it could lead to trouble down the line from others. Nightcrawler from xmen got me into teleportation in the Sega game and series. The movie jumper and the book the stars, my destination explores a society where everyone can teleport and the effect it would have. The tv show impulse does the same with a blonde cutie.
>>215252073Did they really have to write his dialogue like that though? I thought it was a bit unnecessary.>WOWIE ZOWIE, WHAT A SMOKIN' HOT DAME>HAMMINAHAMMINAHAMMINA>HELLOOOOOOO NURSEI mean come on, who talks like that?
>>215252013you're fucking shitting me
>>215252257I mean, me. I talk like that cause I'm a lot of fun. ;)
Misfits did the whole 'shitty people get superpowers' thing. crimes, weird sex stuff.i feel like whenever Americans go for 'WOW AREN'T HUMANS SO HORRIBLE?!' it just comes off really silly. all fantastical rather than social realism, even if it's about psychology/rape/torture.
Cumulative power copy obviously
>>215252206>no there's no naked dicks swinging and men's asses in everything anymore. HBO waht?
>>215252139No, what is it?
>>215252324Everything is superpower capeslop shit. How many times are they going to this well?
>>215252225understandable>>215252245when the blonde runs through the men's locker there's a bunch of dicks displayed>>215252258no but that guy is shitting that other guy
Which of these powers would you have?>Superhuman strength.... but you can only walk slowly>Superhuman speed.... but you have bouts of dementia>Power of flight... but you have to live in a bubble because you're deathly allergic to our atmosphere
>>215252153>This shit is just jokes, tee hee. It's not us shoving our fetishes into everything. Even when we repeat it over and over.
>>215252178is this how all flash conflicts are resolved?>i bet im faster then u>nuh uh>evn tho ur fast i was faster then u lol
>>215252355Jav time stop series where girls have a girl frozen in time for their desires.
>>215252398the first onei own a car and a bicycle take that monkey's paw
>>215252475It should be like that, but that's very boring so the Flash has to be incredibly stupid a lot of the time (which also sucks)>Has been defeated by an atomic banana peel>Has been stabbed by a stationary sword>Has been beaten by regular Catwoman (alongside two other Flashes at the same time)
>>215252398Savvy stop with your terrible hypothetical. Also, get Sarah squirms number.
>>215252475The Flash is faster than SupermanThe Flash is faster than Instantaneous TravelThe Flash is faster than TimeThe Flash is faster than DeathThe Flash is faster than the CONCEPT of DeathThe Flash is fast enough to die but then revive himselfThe Flash is the one who created the Speedforce, the fundamental force that holds the multiverse together and allows time to moveYes, seriously, The Flash created the multiverse. His powers are fucking ridiculous.
Telepathy would be the best superpower to have in the real world. Don't even need the mind control aspect, just mind reading would be enough to let you do whatever you wanted. Being able to know what people are thinking and being privy to their fears and desires would make you a god manipulator, you could tell people exactly what they want to hear and make anyone think you're their best friend or soulmate. You could ace any test or interview, get any position you wanted, rise through the ranks of any organization by becoming the favorite person of whoever is above you. Be the greatest chess player ever, or poker player, or fucking pokemon player, anything where knowing the opponent's hand/moves beats the game. Get money AND bitches, and power, and anything you want.
I'd just be a shapeshifter, so I could turn into a hot girl and live life on easymode.
>>215252471i find it funny tho, if anything it portrays gays as disgusting weirdos
>>215252178>>215252475>>215252510>>215252541Comics are so fucking stupid it's unreal
>>215252013it must be tough to go to an open casting from a show like this and wind up with the role "Guy Who Has Another Guy In His Butt"
>>215252755Correct
>>215251548Instant seduction.
>>215251548I am a special snowflake so I want my power to be that my power changes every day or every week. I want myself to not even know what I'll be capable of.
>>215252887>one day your power is for anyone who hears you speak to die>one day your power is to continue growing in size, but the next day your powers don't shrink you back>one day your power is Retard Strength, but it makes you a retard and you accidentally kill yourself
>>215252921I'd gladly take the risk
>>215252887The mokujin from tekken 3 lottery, nice.
>>215251548Power of persuasion. Just being able to tell people to do anything and they do it. Eventually just walk around a city saying "follow me" then Eventually ill have the entire city following me and i can use the megaphone to make an entire city do what i want. Like suk my penis.
>>215253186The book lexicon has people called poets who have this ability and are trying to take over. It was written by the guy that made the amber heard movie, syrup.
>>215252159Timestop? Never heard of this show.
>>215251912Yeah give me the ability to emit pheromones that make women fall asleep on the spot. My name would be Roofie! Then they wake up not knowing a thing. It’s not as easy as you think though because I have to find these sexy 10 of 10 bitches and get them to a place that is able to be dragged away to a suitable location that cannot be seen. The planning and execution of the rape would be the interesting part about my comics along with the nudity and porn. Maybe give me a camouflage power too so it makes the rapes and escapes easier.
Limitless books go into how being hyperintelligent would be used in a modern society. The second one really delves into how an ordinary ad executive could work his way into American intelligentsia.
Biokinesis, aka the ability to alter and control organic tissues and to some extent create life. I can grow a pair of wings to go to work, or i can drive my boss to suicide with stress hormones, or give cancer to all the niggers i see. I can also change my physical appearance so i can turn into a blond blue eyed 9 ft tall musclebound ubermensch if i feel like it. The possibilities are endless
>>215253186This.Mind control is the most powerful ability.
>>215251548HOW CAN HE SEE BOB AND VAGENE???????? WHERE TO DOWNLOAD POWER IN HINDI???!!!! PLS RESPOND
>>215251763looks pretty good to me.
>>215251548>oh fuck this sticc woman with a 6/10 face and a 4/10 body is making me, a gigachad, bite my lip from how sexy she isWho writes this shit?
>>215253558He was thinking about roast beef actually.
>>215252067Is that... Pippin from LOTR?
>>215253521>>215253558It's less about how sexy she is supposed to be and more about how much of a creep lascivously staring at her he is. You dorks must be real creeps if you can't spot that.
>>215251548Time manipulation. Reversing awkward, stopping time to do things faster, speeding through boring crap.
Why this woman? You can practical see her purple stomach stretch marks, and "last shaved 3 weeks ago" vagina with pimples interspersed on it through her clothes without the super powers.
>>215253633because this is for fat slobs like that woman who watch this and like to imagine le heckin' evil men are lusting over them. They get to be attractive and victims.same reason they keep making episodes of Handmaid's Tale.
>>215253633He is that much of a creep. It's not about her. In fact, the actress being normal is too point out his insane behavior.
>>215252107>anon wants the power of friendship>"YEAH YOU COULD MIND CONTROL THEM!"There's a reason people find you creepy at school...
>>215253679Wrong! Stop with your misogyny and maybe you will get to touch a girl. Protip from your buddy.
>>215253695That wasnt why. The girls they liked were into me and they knew it. That is why I was a threat.
>>215253633Anyone can see porn stars naked. Normal girls are sexy.
>>215253602nope>>215253623ok Adam Sandler
>>215253345Purple man should have had Jessica Jones lezzing out with Scarlett witch and black widow. He had no ambition!
>>215251548Why does the media keep making white men play jeet roles? Jeets are the ones that act like this.
>>215253896all supes are American
>>215253896You weren't paying g attention in school if you didn't have guys creeping on girls and making them uncomfortable.
>>215253615Everyone know that’s what it’s supposed to be, the problem is it makes no sense with a woman that ugly.
>>215253946Come on, she isn't some gargoyle. Anyone on here would be thrilled for that girl to talk to them about the thing or play returnal with them.
>>215253918The pigtails sealed the deal, I want her pretty chocolate face.
>>215251548Shapeshifting, so I can finally be who I was born to be.
>>215253605
>>215253989Is that orkin from the collection films?
>>215251548Why is it ALWAYS overcast in shows and movies these days?I honestly cant remember the last time I saw a show/film that was made after 2020 where there was proper daylight with highlights and harsh shadows, everything just looks like a flat mush. Yeah yeah, I know, digital cameras and increased dynamic range and all that shit, but why do they then mush everything into this flat looking shit where it looks like the world is perpetually overcast?
>>215251548>x-ray vision How quaint. In order for it to be super, he'd need the ability to record it.
>>215251548My power would be that my cum is the most addictive substance in the universe.
>>215254166It's not overcast, it's the smog above the filming location.
>>215252324>everyone gets powers related to their personalities>annoying dickhead gets infinite respawns>run-really-fast guy gets time travel>feels-judged girl gets mind reading>autist gets invisibility>hot slag gets instarape on skin to skin contactkino
>>215251660Literally the most retarded and boring pick possible. At least pick a power that gives you flight as a side effect like telekinesis or shape shifting. For me, it’s Plasticman level stretchiness/malleability.
>>215251548Spiderman.But in nevada..So you cant web sling because its flat as fuck. No buildings. Only sand.Enemy sand man will be at his most powerful though. So you've got that to look forward to.
>>215251548To regrow my virginity everytime I fuck.
>>215251548he's a pubes guy
>>215251548Rape or alternatively >>215251651
>>215252013>>215251548I have no idea what this garbage is but i think im going to keep it that way
>>215251548I would like to be able to make anime real simply by using manojava siddhi (which is the ability to instantly take your body wherever your mind goes, which is basically teleportation) to teleport myself into a universe where anime is real. In the ancient Sanskrit language of India, the word 'siddhi' means 'perfection'. In its most common usage, the word 'siddhi' refers to an ability that is a natural and inherent faculty of our true identities as eternally alive souls. The soul is smaller than an atom and larger than the universe. The soul is infinitely small and infinitely large. The soul is ALL-PERFECT AND EVER-PERFECT. The soul is the storehouse of ALL ENERGY, ALL POWER AND ALL STRENGTH. The soul is PURE CONSCIOUSNESS. The soul possesses ALL siddhis and there are an INFINITE number of siddhis. Among all of these siddhis, there are considered to be eight major siddhis. Siddhis can be awakened through a variety of methods. In Patanjali's Yoga Sutras IV.1, it is stated:"Siddhis may be attained through birth, the use of herbs, incantations, self-discipline or samadhi."Here is a list of the eight major siddhis (in no particular order):Laghima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as light as you want.Garima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as heavy as you want.Mahima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as large as you want.Anima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as small as you want.Prapti siddhi: Having unrestricted access to any and/or all places.Prakamya siddhi: Fulfillment of whatever you desire.Isitva siddhi: Control over any and/or all of the laws of nature.Vasitva siddhi: Being able to control any and/or all beings."A man is a god in ruins. When men are innocent, life shall be longer, and shall pass into the immortal, as gently as we awake from dreams." - Ralph Waldo Emerson (end of part 1)
>>215254919(start of part 2) You can awaken your siddhis through samyama, which is a state of consciousness in which one perceives the fundamental level of 'reality' where a perceiving subject (like you, for example) is merged with your perceived object. For example, to achieve laghima siddhi, you have to perform samyama on the lightness of a feather (for example) so that you become as light as that feather (or that you become the lightness of that feather, if you want to look at it that way). (end)
>>215254888thanks for the bump
What show is this?
>>215252062Well yea because when Hollywood tried appealing to women they ended up only appealing to fags, so everyone realized they would rather have the male gaze over male gays. Case in point: >>215252013>>215252225
>>215254972red should of been this
Clone army
buy an ad: the thread
>>215254972Is this just a gay version of Xmen for the 63th time?
My favorite power has always been gravity and push/pull manipulation. Sure I guess telekinesis would be the same thing but better, but I always liked the aesthetic and brute force of gravity.Other than that something like elemental control of fire and/or electricity would be really cool.
>>215255095I pirated then made the webms. Cope.
the ability to instantly kill all niggers, jews, federal agents, and 4chan moderators with a thought. sort of like magneto but i control faggots. trooneto. i was in the holocaust though so it's okay to do a heckin terrorism
>every single instance of nudity is covered up or so over the top that it's played for laughsWhoever wrote this is deeply sexually frustrated. Maybe grew up mormon or with extremely prudish parents. But that person absolutely despises all forms of sensuality and can only enjoy the most extreme forms of sex. Like straight up double anal, facial abuse and gangbangs.
>>215252887This would be a pretty good comedy
>>215252178>>215252142ACK!!!
>>215251548by the way this whole scene is cringe retard slop for gay nigger faggots and women (retarded)if this guy has XRAY VISION then he's seductively biting his lips over seeing her BONES. her fucking BONESif he's actually just seeing through her clothing to skin level then in this retarded, jewish designed fictional universe there is literally a power that is just "see through clothes vision" and only some slimy, semitic, hebrew fucking kike could come up with something like that. jewish """people""" of the jewish faith dream of having this ability so they can prowl elementary schools and jack off to the children there. jews should be removed from our society or killed. the government should legally enact this measure
>>215251548I would pay with my soul for invisibilty
>>215255418it's not said what sort of vision he has but he can clearly see through the clothes and is looking at her enormous bush based on the reaction. So many retards ITT are thinking that scene it's actually funny
>>215255450i hate kikes and niggers
>>215251548freezing time while still being able to move and act freely while it's frozen
>>215251548Shrinking that comes with massively increased durability and no need to breathe or eat for a long time.
>>215252013>season 2
>>215251548why is the whore upset? it's different than a TSA scan
>>215255492
>>215255505
>>215251548It used to be telekinesis, but after reading the original Secret Wars storyline, I want Molecule Man’s power. The ability to control everything on the molecular level essentially makes you god.
>>215255664isn't that just Dr Manhattan? which has always been my dream superpower. That or being able to read minds
Oh my fucking god only a bit longer and this fucking slop will be over
>>215254720Just shut the fuck up you fucking annoying dork piece of shit nerd.
>>215251681It's done like a comedy but I know in my heart that it isn't one.
>>215251548>WOWZA AN UGLY MIDDLE AGED HAG >*licks lips*>Ahem...>*loosens tie while having a visible erection*>If you would be so kind as to move over here for a "cavity search">*chuckles and unbuckles belt*
I choose omnipotence.
>>215255721he doesn't know !
>>215251660Really I always thought super strength is the coolest. You could just tear people in half. You could beat anybody up.
>>215255695Essentially, yeah. I just found him particularly interesting because in spite of all his powers, he remains a regular ass dude who just wants to be left alone to watch Sanford & Son reruns with his girlfriend. In Secret Wars 2, the Beyonder takes human form in 616 in order to essentially live a life with limitations and is constantly fucking up because he’s trying to do good by solving the entire universe’s problems, up to and including killing Death herself, and being perplexed by the idea that overcoming hardship and the drive to avoid death is what prompts people to take action in life. He hangs out with Molecule Man to give him the mortal perspective, because he’s the only guy in the universe who he kind of considers his equal.
>>215251548Making women feel safe, supported and loved.
>>215255624
>>215255808Eh with this at least I'll have the satisfaction of knowing it's failing.
>>215252044>>215251949>>215251912DC comics got you covered.
>>215251548Save states, like in groundhog day but under my control.
DAH MAIL GAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *LICKITY DA LIPS SO YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING* WOWZERS
>>215252217> Police squad was cancelled because "viewers needed to watch the show to get the jokes"> those executives now run everything
>>215256248That's just time travel with video game mechanics.
>>215255212That was based. Now stop seeding it.
>>215251651Unironically would be a cool superpower. Especially if it's done in a reciprocal way where you can only get benefits from people thinking of you as a friend if you actually put effort into befriending them first.
>>215252013Hot
>>215251548>Time Stop>Super Speed>Super Charisma>ImmortalityMy Mount Rushmore of superpowers.
>>215257568That is just real life friendship.
>>215252788eh, could have been worse, could have been the "Guy peeking from another guy's asshole"
>>215251548time travelto fix my mistakes and try again
What show is this
>>215257834OP if you could take all those. Also, it's only one superpower, I assume. Which out of those I think I would take Time Stop. That or super charisma.
Unlimited energyBasically I never get tired, I never sleep, Always on top
Was jupiter's legacy on some terrible network? Why did the boys get big but jl didnt?
Orange Man. I can turn yellow and fall apart.
Immortality
>>215257928read the filename nigga
>>215258267I can't but ok
>>215258285Gen V?
>>215258415He's a phone cuck, don't enable him.
>>215257961I ordered them by priority.
>>215258438I guessed on my on, faggot. I just haven't seen the new season, is that ok with you, faggot
>>215251705Sheeeeeit.
>>215257928The Boys, but somehow even gayer.
>>215252013I hate Americans so much it's unreal
>>215259172It is perfectly natural for a man to envy his betters. Take from that whatever comfort you can.
Time travel + invisibility
>>215252067Covered women and negroes
>>215253615Ah Jewish humiliation fetish. Thanks rabbi, for the 110th time
>>215259434Just as well hate and envy are completely different then
>>215259518So you can rape the same woman over and over and make every time feel like the first time for her?
My ass is turning into Jim Carrey's face. It makes crazy faces when I shit.
>>215259696I was planning on going to the future and sneaking into private screenings of movies, then going back and spoiling them for everyone.
>>215259772That's pretty fucked up.
>>215251548This exact shit is why is dropped the Substance 10-15min in. It's not enough to have white, straight people be the villain at every turn. They also have to be as DISGUSTING and deplorable as humanly possibly (just to drive the point across for retarded viewers but really to set up illusory strawmen in ignorant viewers minds). Every dude in Substance was vile on every level. They try to play it comically but the only joke is "hey, they REALLY are that gross, huh?." Same shit why I dropped Boys start of S4 because the shit that started cropping up S2 and really reared its head in S3 got doubled-dopwn on. Gen V S2. I trhink I made it 2 eps in? I dropped it literally at a point where there were three straight scenes where each one had to have a worked-in deparate dig at people on the opposing political spectrum, or just white people in general. Read the comic during its original run and it may have been edgy 8/10 schlock, but it had approximately ZERO current year political bitching or messaging other than vague anti-corporatism and misanthropy.
>>215252624I can already read minds using schizophrenia and it just makes me overly self conscious because i can't just be myself, other just take all the room in my head leaving none for me to think. Not a cool power.
>super heros>But edgyNot even real edgy either. The racist bigot characters are afraid to say any slurs. The boys comic at least had that.
Hypnosis
>>215251960>>215251871For me Pearl Jam is the best stand for real life
imagine being able to transform into a hot woman
>>215252153ironic faggot posting is still faggot posting. I don't want to be grossed out by gay shit while I'm trying to relax. It's possible to make those jokes without the gratuitous imagery
>>215261956>I don't want to be grossed out by gay shit while I'm trying to relax.you wouldn't be if you weren't a little bitch
A loving gf
>>215261903this but keep the penis
>>215251548Time or shapeshifting.
>>215252062how do they get away with this homophobic language? Calling it the "male gaze" marginalizes the lesbian experience. Men arent the only ones who find females attractive
>>215251548this shit is so fucking cornyyou'd have to be underage or brown to sit through a whole show of this
>>215251548shitting myself without clean my ass
>>215251548Getting any woman I want to fuck me real bad.
>>215251548I would like to be able to detonate myself with the power of 1 billion nuclear warheads but only once.
>>215251548Supermans powers would be pretty neat
>>215251681Yea you notice this shit a lot with modern tv. I almost can't blame them, I watch a lot of reaction channels (I know, kill me later) and the room temperature retarded normalfags out there have zero observational skills.
>>215251548kek. reminds me of those scenes in animes, where they introduce the random thugs the protagonist's about to murder, and they're all the most screeching psycho lunatics you can imagine, just laughing about all the women they just raped and then unnecessarily cannibalized while lamenting that they didn't manage to top their child-killing record from last month. when you REALLY need to get punched in the face with the message that you should hate these guys so it's OK when the protagonist goes on to kill them (after trying to solve the conflict non-violently or without killing anyone three times before they're FORCED to do so)but at least anime has the excuse that it's pure autism for retarded guys. but then I guess modern-day /tv/ has just become that as well, just for retarded women instead of retarded men
>>215252217>>215256673this is unironically a real thing, shows are developed these days with very simple framing and cinematography because they know the audience isn't actually looking at it
>>215251548chronicle tier telekinesis. In the end, all powers are basically moving stuff with your mind, if you get powers that let you fuck with reality from your mind to matter directly then you are bound to discover almost every power with time. You can start perceiving space beyong the human mind can and just "move it" or yourself across it and have teleportation, you can learn to see and move biology to the minute detail, granting you biokinesis. Control over atmosphere and atoms that allows you to start fire out of seemingly nowhere and moving lightnings, so long as you are no limited by human senses alone you are free to learn to be a god so long as you are creative. That or shapeshitfing alongside an ability to control my mass and weight related to volume, so i can be as heavy or light as i needed, it would be so fun and convenient.
Why is so much of modern television centered around portraying humans as disgusting, cruel and depraved monsters?
thoughts on Bushmaster's power?
>>215251892Teleportation has a lot of ways it could go wrong. End up in a wall or somewhere with no air.
>>215262815she should walk everywhere coiled up in a sweaty suit of her own pubes, tightly packed and weaved into a bulletproof armor she can control with fine dextery.
>>215262815>people willingly watch this shit
>>215262830The earth is constantly spinning and moving so teleporting would most likely dump you into the vacuum of space
>>215262830it really depends if it's instant teleportation, which would break the human mind since you'd be, at a moment, in seemingly two places at once like a shrodinger cat whatever or you'd have a slight lag between places, which you need to be really careful because if your power doesn't instantly rerout you, you get stuck in a wall or dirt because the planet moved while your coordinates were still.
>>215251548I could tell if someone was evil from just seeing their nose or hearing their last name
>>215257568Nigga that's just friendship
>>215251548I want to be a shapeshifter. I would scam restaurants out of free meals and alcohol by pretending to be Tom Cruise. Definitely wouldn't use it to help people or anything gay like that.
>>215251548Healing. I'd heal as many sick/injured people as I could for whatever time's left to me on this earth. I'd try to do it as low-key as possible so nobody would capture me and force me to only heal rich fucks, though.
Why did Marie suddenly turn into a huge, irredeemabe bitch? That shit she said to her sister, before the blood raping of her friends, wtf
>>215252013I thought this webm was going to be some surreal one off scene of a naked gay doing some weird pose and that was it. Would have been funnier if that's all it was and it wasn't explained beyond that>>215262685I couldn't tell you how many times in the past years I've had to explain obvious plotlines and scenes even in modern movies to people I know after we've just walked out of the theater. Viewers now just watch Movies and TV for the "vibes" or "hype" moments that could be summarized in a social media short video and don't pay attention to anything beyond that. It may be trite but goy cattle is an amazingly apt descriptor for the bulk of modern audiences.
>>215261978Having a healthy disgust response doesn't make me a little bitch. However having a dysfunctional one makes you a raging faggot
These webms are insane. It's like they had gooner porn addicts come up with bizarre thinly veiled fetish ideas, then ran them through a committee who's endgoal was to make them all gay, totally neutered, and completely unsexy
I choose reality warping then I would erase this gay ass show erase 4chan and erase all of you, best power
>>215263470it's just a funny show
>>215251548>"ugh, attractive men constantly ogle my body all the time!">bitch looks like a 5/10Another ugly woman fantasy lmao.
>>215262876Space ghost in the year 2025?!
>there have now been THREE separate TV shows where a man puts his entire body into his gay lover's asshole
>>215263470The jew that took over the show after the original creator left is a literal man baby that acts like he's the coolest kid in school because he knows porn sites and live leak. Legitimate read any interview with him and you would think you were talking to a 13 year old that just found out what ED or Porn Hub is for the first time.
>>215253558You would never guess what their religion is, I'll start: Starts with a J...
>>215263635"name three" posters in shambles
>>215251548Time traveling
>>215251548Immortality and absolute indestructibility.
>>215255141Telekinesis can do some things easier/differently than gravity [for example, with gravity the lighter something is, the harder it would be to move. Subtly opening a door or pick-pocketing would be agonizing with gravity compared to telekinesis, but throwing a truck at someone would be much easier]However, gravity theoretically do anything telekinesis can do and so much more.Like bending light to create illusions.Basically any power that works on one of the fundamental forces gets stupidly overpowered if you think about it hard enough.
>>215251548Viltrumite DNA or a connection to the Speed Force.
>>215262815The way people are reacting to this is how I feel about all the stretchy and hairkinesis powered characters. lol
>>215262815>>215255695>>215254972>>215252471>>215252013so is this show just like degenerate fetish theater or what?
>>215264778no, i selectively only post those scenes, it angers /tv/ more
>>215264811But why are there so many of them?
>>215265018because it's writers just pushing all their fetishes out there under the disguise of "LOL outrageous funny"
>>215252136>everything else be in slow-motion?Everything would seem slow motion to you as you force your self to move at normal speed. Picture the frustration of being behind people moving at a snails pace..... but it's everything and always. The best power IMO is telekinetic push/pull powers. Cheat your way to an easy life fixing sports games from the cheap seats. The proliferation of online gambling and easy ticket buying online makes this insanely easy. You could make enough in a few years to retire from game fixing.It's also a decent all around quality of life skill. Good for every day. Good for self defense. Villain mode? You could also pretty much kill anyone or do serious damage to property etc.
>>215253602Yeah, it's Pippin from Magic the Gathering.
>>215252013did seth rogen produce this
The ability to have the exact amount of whatever I need in order to complete a task
>>215252067>"they gave us a nigger and a white woman together! worth!"
>>215251548Superpower to negate all other superpowers. Duh
>>215264778Created and produced by jews
>>215265018world building, it just shows how degenerate supes are with their powers, especially teenagers in this show. But ofc /tv/ is so braindead nowadays that this is how much their IQ will carry them >>215265071yeah dude the writers have the fetish of exiting an anus or exploding a dick and put it on television to tell us that. God damn this place is retarded
>only 5 people said immortalityI would say "Immortality with my 30 year old youth and no I don't get dementia or some monkeys paw"Then who cares, I can amass power through living long enough
>>215266353low iq answer. u know the world is not static, right?
>>215252197That's bullshit I could believe it if it weren't for the shot panning down her body.
>>215266016Why did we need a world built around the idea of teenage superheroes being sexually degenerate?
>>215254756They did that with Scarlet Spider briefly.
>>215251548powers of SCP-1504 but i can turn if off/on when i want>All actions carried out by SCP-1504 will be perceived by surrounding individuals as being within expectations for the situation
>>215262984Bless you. I was busy thinking of a self-serving super power like mind reading or shapeshifting but now I want to heal others and make them feel good.
>>215266016Shut up you dumb fucking shit. Worldbuilding needed exploding dicks and people crawling in out and of men's asses."people will be degenerates" WHADDA FUCKING BRAINSTORM! No show or movie EVER did that before. We definitely needed that shown over and over and over. It couldn't possibly be that the showrunners are the degenerates.Neck yourself.
>>215251548to exterminate an entire race with a single thoughtand I don't even need to use it more than 2 or 3 timeshell I could fix most of the worlds problems with (((one))) use
>>215252178https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ9C-pao0lw
>>215251660wrong - teleportation. Though stealing other superpowers is pretty nifty.
>>215253279>>215252159>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girl,_the_Gold_Watch_%26_Everything_(film)Goes back to 1980 at least.
>>215252471>>215252013Jesus Christ prove that this isn't jewish degeneracy.
The power to make people cum with just a touch.
>>215268225I'd love to see the actors tell people the part they're playing.
>>215265953that goes without saying.
Overpowered Telekenesis and basic invincibilitybut I wouldn't go power trip with it. I would just wander around and completely clown punks who think their various gimmick powers make them feel like gods by simply flinging them into space.Shockwaves? Space.Fire Manipulation? Space.Putting things up your ass? Space.captha 40GAN, I wear a mens cardigan and drive a ford. I am Fordigan
Invisible socks. No one will see my feet. No one.
>>215267229Sounds gay
>>215252217>People who are looking at their phones 90% of the time and will only pop up when it’s suddenly a bit too quiet and nobody’s talking.
>>215255373I think a huge part of the success of capeshit is that even the average normie in a relationship has went down the isolation, sexless fetishization of everything and personality disorder that in the past century was reserved for comic book and sci-fi writers writing for other frustrated perpetual teenagers.
Smoke Detector SynthesisI can, at will, create the low battery sound of a smoke detector and project it to make it sound like its coming from a specific spot, within a certain range.
time stop obviously
a lot of people are choosing powers in this thread that would not protect them from a high-caliber round or a predator drone while they're sleeping.
>>215255724Triggered because you know I’m right. Sorry you have no personality you boring faggot.
>>215251763>>215251905THIShe should be looking at highschool kids
