14 years, 3 months and 2 days
a toast! to another 14 years!
>>215252948
Fuck this fat fuck
Why does he make /tv/, /v/, and /lit/ seethe nonstop?
>>215252948>born September 20, 1948He doesn't have another 14 years.
>>21525288325 years actually, he hasnt released a finished main story book of ASOIAF since ASOS. He shat out two travelogue books and called it done.
>>215252948here here
>>215253068The more he shat the less he wrote.
>>215253203A Dance of Dragons was alright. A Feast for Crows was probably one of the worst books of any series I have ever read.
>>215252948Honestly it would be hilarious if this fat fuck lives to 100, the amount of seethe will be glorious
>after his death unfinished books are bestsellers
>>215252948To AI finishing the books!
>Preston chose THIS guy to analyse for hundred of thousands of hoursWhat a waste of a life
18 years and 5 days
>>215253469You’d think the veil would be lifted after he met the guy at that paid lunch and all he could talk about was food
>>215252883Who even cares anymore? It's physically impossible for him to finish the series at this point, even if he does mange to finish the next book.
>>215252948>>215252978>>215253425A toast to this ... FAT author!
>14 years I waited to find out how dany gets to westeros, not a peep
>>215253261>t. filtered
>>215253469at least he has a family and some sort of glowie job, as far a super asoiaf youtubers go is one of the few that can easily move on once the well runs dry, someone like david lightbringer is way more fucked
He doesn’t owe you anything
>>215253637He ows us everything
>>215253575With how slow this fucking books go, I wouldn't be surprised if by the end of Winds of Winter Dany will just return to Meereen and decide to go to Westeros and only in Dream of Spring she arrives there.
>>215253954>…
>>215253637He owes me about $3.50
>>215253628I thought he got fired?
>>215253637Wrong, stalker. Enjoy prison.
>>215254246>It’s real
>>215253512Tired of the thick frames meme
>>215254202
>>215253425
>>215253068Because he failed his job and is ugly as fuck
>>215253512I don't get it. They have unlimited budget, still have the fans (barely now) why didn't they just fucking do it years ago?In the anniversary documentary gabe said they cancelled episode 3 because it wasn't revolutionary enough.. even though it had new physics with enemies and the blubber shit eventually used in portal 2. That would have been enough of a step up with physics do episode 3. What a cunt. Now they have infinite shekels but all the OGs eventually left because gabe just wanted everyone on cookie clicker games.Fuck ALYX and its gay little NuValve retcon ending too. Noone wants VR. How have they not released a controller version yet.
>>215253562At least King finished The Dark Tower. You might not like the ending, but it's done and he finished it before going full senile.Fat Fuck's books are just edgy teenage fantasy with much gore, muh shit, muh rape, muh SURPRISE DEATH!. Just fucking finish it, you ain't Tolkien. You ain't even Christopher Paolini.Your books suck ass, you're not gonna be writing some timeless novel anyway. Finish it, Fat Fuck.I know you're reading this, you terminally online lazy ass.
>>215255449>tfw old ghostwritten Dragonlance, Earth Dawn and Forgotten Realms novels mog FatFuck's entire life's work
>>215253307He got cucked hard and now he has to live with the shame of that every day. I don't think he wants to live to 100.
>>215252883Finish the books you fat FAGGOT. The more you eat the less you write. The less you write the hungrier you get gurmm. The sunset finds you eating and shitting, the more you shit the more you eat. The less you write.
>>215253637What does he owe me? Everything. Nothing.
>>215252883He doesn't care. He got rich, and doesn't give a shit.
>>215254202Awful fan art
>>215252883I long to take a great steaming shit on his grave
>>215252883he could literally just mash his face across the keyboard and publish it and generate more good will for at least finishing the book than just leaving it up in the air
>>215253242i shouldnt have laughed at this as hard as i did
>gets so pissed at HoTD making changes that ruin his story he has to make a blog post calling them out on itNot even the guys making GoT pissed him off that much, he must really love the whole Dance era more.
>>215253562He could have someone type it and he just verbalizes his intent. I think Pratchett did that for the last few years of his life. As old as he is, Martin still probably has another 10 years considering his wealth.
>>215252883At that age you don't give a shit about anything anymore.
My guess is that he desperately wants to be a celeb, he did write some good stuff before but threw his legacy away for comic-con adulation. Maybe he even fucked something (female)
>>215252948kek
>>215258241Because GOT was his fault
>>215258360I have a feeling he’ll live into his 90s
>>215253637
>>215252948>a toast! to another 14 years!
>>215253242kek
How long has Grrm been 75% done writing WoW
>>215252883>>215252948Looking forward to it. The retards will seethe. I'll enjoy my book. Everything is right in the world.
>>215252883I hate him so much by now.
>>215252883At this point just train an AI on his style by feeding it all his previous asoiaf books, feed the AI notes of what he has right now half-finished and in the negative prompt put the ending of the showAnd there you go
>>215253261Theyre the same book
>>215252883I hope he dies before releasing it.
>>215253469>a literal schizo retard did something retarded
>>215258241He sniped at d&d several times but it was very veiled, probably under contract limitations with got but now that hes bigger got a better contract with hotd
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDERTHIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PUT ON YOUR TINFOIL, HEAT UP YOUR GRRM BRAND QUESO TO VALYRIAN TEMP 135.5THE SHADE OF THE EVENING HAS BEEN DRANK & IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR MOON TEA, LOG INTO WEIRWOOD.NET & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLISTTO POP YOUR-JOJEN PASTE-MOON TEA-MILK OF THE POPPY-BRAVOSI LEMONShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdQ3JDLlmPI <- HIT PLAY NIGGA>YOUR GAME OF THRONES THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR BACKYARD TRAINING YARD, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES & A "FIGHTING PIT" STYLE DOTHRAKI ACTION COURSE>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER ELIO & LINDA USING GOOGLE HANGOUTS BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION/SOCIAL DEPRIVATION FORUM (/got/) & PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH LEMONCAKES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY IRON ISLAND SALTWATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE SOURLEAF KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO YOLKBOY & LADY GUINVERE HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE CHILDREN OF THE FOREST=ALIENS & THE SWORD OF THE MORNING IS HIDDEN IN MEEREENDUDE JEYNE POOL = GENE POOL LMAODUDE ANCIENT CAVERNS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH NUCLEAR FALLOUT & COVERED IN WILDFIRE & TAKING PLACE IN GRRM'S SCI-FI UNIVERSE ASIMOV STYLE>"ASHAYA FROM HISTORY WESTEROS PODCAST JUST END IT ALL! I THINK YOU'RE A WORTHLESS YOUTUBER & I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON /R/ASOIAF SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK WHEN YOU BITCH ABOUT ME USING FAN ART IN MY VIDS & REDUCE YOU TO TEARS">"ASHAYA "SNITCHES GET STICHES" "JUST" TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT! YOUR YOUTUBE CAREER IS OVER. AZIZ & SEAN BARELY HAD YOU ON THE PODCAST THIS YEAR BECAUSE YOU'RE A TOXIC CUNT WHO STARTS SHIT WITH MORE POPULAR YOUTUBERS LIKE ME. IT'S TIME FOR THE VALYRIAN STEEL DAGGER RETIREMENT PLAN!"-Preston Jacobs, 2015>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING PRESTON JACOBS NAKED IN A WEIRWOOD TREE WITH A MOUTH FULL OF WEIRWOOD PASTE TRIPPING- Brought to you by The Dornish Brotherhood Without Banners©"GILBERT KING!"
>>215261038Training data is has to be billions+
>>215261200Go to sleep Preston.
>>215261200Now this is bait.
I don't even expect his outline of ASOIAF when he dies. Certainly will pirate any of his books. :)
>*stands in you're path*
Dubs and George dies this year
>>215258241>he must really love the whole Dance era moreYeah, which is funny because the dance is the worst writing George has ever done and his favorite character daemon is probably his lamest character
>>215253469why are his theories so retarded and far-fetched? does he not hear himself speak?
>>215253637I'm not watching any shows adapting spinoff books to an unfinished seriesit is my sincere, genuine wish that anything got related flops completely unless it's the next 2 booksfuck the fat fuck
>>215261200Preston Jacobs is bald
>>215261316He says “I’m probably wrong about half of this” at the end of each video series. The point is that he might be right about the other half, and some of his theories are mind-blowing. Not his “DUDE ASOIAF IS SCI-FI” hot take, that’s obviously retarded. Some of his theories are a lot more plausible and backed up by the texts.
>>215261509I binged all of his videos while high and feverish half a year ago and all I remember is this super complicated dornish plot to gas all targs and it sounded moronic
>YFW there is no incest storyline between Jon and Arya.
>>215261544Quentin is alive.
>>215261753honestly that's the least dumb part of that whole theoryI remember more now, it's about doran being in touch with faceless men and having a glass candle that bounces radio waves off the moon and the quentin thing was all accordion keikaku and the bogdanoffs kneel to him and
>>215252883Until he starts back up on The Winds of Winter?
>>215261959I think he was linking Doran with Marwyn the Mage, Miri Mazdur, and the Cinnamon Wind (southern islander boat, their captain meets Dany, carried Sam, has Aemond's body (kingsblood).)
>>215253637Get the fuck off the chans, waddle over to your 386, fire up WordStar, and get to work, George.
>>215262017the miri thing was especially stupidhow the fuck would you plan for drogo deciding to attack this village in particular and the witch not dying to a random act of violence like 99% of the villagers and being brought to heal a wound drogo takes in the fight and then and thenshit just happened to her the little sliver of agency she had was to kill the guy who destroyed her life, that's the start and stop of her story. you'd have to be high to dig for a westerosi connection.
>>215262118>westerosi connection.She did meet Marwyn. >Ser Jorah Mormont spoke up. “A maester?”>“Marwyn, he named himself,” the woman replied in the Common Tongue. “From the sea. Beyond the sea. The Seven Lands, he said. Sunset Lands. Where men are iron and dragons rule. He taught me this speech.”
>>215252883only god knows how I hate this fat mf
>>215253469>never played elden ring because he thinks video games are a waste of time>makes multi hour streams about Berserk manga chapters with tens of viewers
>>215253242>George "Rest and Relaxation" Martin
>tfw no sister-wife to ride dragons and spar with
>>215255200if you believe what he said - it was supposedly an unfortunate moment in time where they'd all were interested in doing other stuff for a while, like steam as a platform, online competitive gaming like csgo and sheit, co-op gaming, tf2 hats, wanting to continue HL sometime later in the future. but eventually too much time has passed and as you said, they didn't just want to churn out a technologically dated product with their passion franchise, it had to be something revolutionary.they canned it for a while and throughout the years i guess their idea of what the franchise could become in the future changed drastically, now it wasn't frozen and waiting to be finished in some spectacular way, no they could just as likely always go back to it and test the waters with a spin-off. seeing as to how multiverse faggotry became popular thanks to capeshit that is where they decided to cast their lot - a semi-retcon that both resolved and not resolve the decade old cliffhanger.my guess is they'll eventually complete the series and then continue doing further spin-offs, but who knows, they're takign their sweet ass time
remember the good times broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRmz4N6ao5o
He's busy doing cameos
>>215263606>sister-wife>not sister-wivesyou will never be Aegon Targaryen
>>215255200Alyx was incredible thoughIt would not translate to flatscreen
>>215263782man i really like the first season of HotD, finally a fantasy show that wasn't ashamed to be a fantasy show, even though some aspects were weak, all in all it was ok, a promising story.haven't watched the second season yet but from what i hear they goofed that one badly
>>215263804> wholesum chungus indian cop is actually a genius
POV RANKINGSGOD TIERJaimeArya before AffCEddardJonTyrionGREAT TIERSansaDaenerys before ADwDDavosTheonMID TIERmost of the othersSHIT TIERCatelynReek
>>215252883Did grrm the worm invent dire wolves?
>>215264117Brienne has the best chapters.
>>215264117pretty much
>Adding 2 r's to your name so you can be more like Tolkien
>>215264159Brienne and Catelyn's chapters are only decent when Jaime is around
>>215264117*Tyrion before ADWD
>>215264197anything before ADWD reallyBarristan mogging pit shitters was the only decent section of the book
>>215263804What human sacrifices was Robert Redford making to still have that kind of hair in his late 80's?Was it a wig??
>>215264164>MERYN FUCKING TRANT??
>literal Nazi white supremacist genocidal fascist colonist slaver aryans>Loved by gays, browns and leftistsEye opening stuff. Deep down they know white people are cool as shit and superior, and their anti white rhetoric is just cope and self loathing. George's fiction allows them the catharsis to express how they really feel about whites without guilt or societal pressure, similar to rape fetish smut for women
Young Griff is going to marry Sansa in the books. In "The Hedge Knight", Dunk & Egg attend the Ashford tourney. In this tourney, there are 5 champions to the jousting. Their surnames happen to be:>Baratheon>Tyrell>Lannister>Hardying>TargaryenBy chance, the first 4 surnames are ones that Sansa was either going to marry, or actually did end up marrying: Joffrey Baratheon. Willas Tyrell. Tyrion Lannister. Harold Hardying.There's only 1 surname left on the list: Targaryen.Sansa will marry Aegon Targaryen.
>>215264197Tyrion has something like twelve chapters in ADWD and he still doesn't get to Dany by the end of the fucking book
>>215264641Blackfyre* the rightful heir
>>215253307I think he will make it to 80 but there is about a 99% of him dying before he gets to 85. Why will he make it to 80? Because he's so cocky now, appears to have lots of energy - he's 77, he has millions and millions of dollars, clearly he loves life, probably he'll make it to 80 but no longer. Why no longer - because he's too fat, he's hedonistic and unlikely to change his ways. 80 to 85 is it for the white male that has taken good care of himself and avoided stuff like cancer, nevermind being a fat fuck like him. This is what I'm saying all the time - within the next few years, 5 or 6 or 7, a lot of people that have become iconic are going to die and the world will realize that they all are going to die. Trump, Biden, Martin, Coppola, Scorsese, Spielberg maybe, Pacino, de Niro, Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Ford, Eastwood, Christopher Lloyd, Patrick Stewart maybe - these guys are all gonna pop, all those people who were there from the start of modernity, are all going to be gone. It's weird that so many old people are living this long, of course Connery and a few others did pass away but still. I do think that it'll be strange without them.Trump and Biden and the continual geriatric casting and directing at Hollywood kind of normalize the situation. This is not normal. Before 2030 the chances are that Trump will have passed away, that's what the odds say. And it'll sound far-fetched until it happens.
>>215264641Even the original creator of the Ashford Theory has denounced it. Personally I think it will be Myrcella>>215264681The false dragon and the false stag
>>215264945Shut the fuck up fag
>>215264946>Personally I think it will be MyrcellaShireen.
>>215260845What book?I've written the GoT mobile game (yes, no LARP. And yes, it flopped) and I bet I've written more GoT in 4 years than George did in those 14.
>>215252883FINISHTHEBOOKSFATTY
>>215265056One of the few things we know for certain is that Stannis will burn Shireen himself, so I think that precludes a marriage between her and Aegon
>>215265088>Stannis will burn Shireen himselfShut up.
>>215265108Hey, don’t shoot the messenger
>>215252883>Melissandre accidentally revives Jon with the last kiss, making him a fire wight>Stannis wipes out the Freys using his light trick, Ramsey kills Roose and then Manderly has his knights kill Ramsey for King Stannis>Mel sacrifices Shireen due to her greyscale spreading as the Others advance>Cersei flees Kings Landing with Tommen to Casterly Rock as Aegon VI advances, aided by Rowan Mathis and Randyl Tarly>Brienne dies at the hands of Jaime in a trial by combat, during the fight Stoneheart realizes she was wrong and revives Brienne as a Fire Wight>Harry the Heir dies during the tournament accidentally ruining Little Finger's plans, Sansa escapes from the Vale with the Mouse Knight who plans on turning her in to Cersei>Arya is revealed to be a Warg to the Faceless Men, who want her for this very reason to cleanse the Triarchs of Volantis>Dany kills the Khalasar with Drogon, and is more Targaryen from the experience>Mereen's siege is lifted when Dany returns, she kills Victarion after the horn fails to work and plans to move to Braavos to cross the Narrow Sea>Tyrion meets the Tysha who is a whore in Braavos with their daughter, who is also a whore. Tyrion considers killing all of them including himself>Bran realizes R + L = J like in the show, but also learns thru his Uncle Benjen's eyes that the Others are 'Ice Elves' spurred to cleanse the world from the growing power of Melissandre's red God who they see as a Demon who will destroy the planet>Euron is summoning the deep ones and succeeds after wiping out the Redwyne Fleet, the High Towers and Daynes were secretly supporting him wanting to bring back the Long Night to cleanse this world of evil. The deep one is implied to be R'hlor reborn as a firey demon from the deep ocean>Dark Star attempts to assassinate Aegon VI, only to injure Jon Connington. The stress causes the Grey Scale plague to take over King's landing>Edmure and his wife are saved by Nymeria's wolf pack who wipe out their escort
>>215265261Aryan Daynes would never work with Hightower Jews.
>>215253575>>215254020Guts & friends picks her up with their boat.
>>215265261>Stannis returns to the Wall, finds out Shireen is dead and Jon is a Wight, he plunges the fake Lightbringer into Melissandre and causes the sword to catch aflame with a blue fire similar to that of Jamie's weirwood dream>Aegon VI, wielding Blackfyre, joins with the Dornish Army and the remains of his Reach allies to to march to the Westerlands to confront Cersei>Jon Connington ends up destroying King's landing after Aegon leaves, burning the city down with wildfire sacrificing himself>R'hlor's return supercharges Dany's dragons who lay waste to the pirate fleet Cersei built that was stolen by Aurane Waters that is trying to raid Pentos, the final gift for the Tattered Prince>Bran and Meera escape the cave thru the underground river after learning the Others and Bloodraven are on the same side looking to cleanse the world of Humans due to their destructive nature on the natural world>Stannis becomes the new Lord Commander of the Night's watch, Jon goes south and meets up with the Manderlys and Rickon who they are elevating as the new lord of Winterfell>right as Jon leaves, the White Walkers appear and attack the wall, killing most of the wildlings and Stannis's remaining loyal forces>Jon, wielding the new Lightbringer, will hold Winterfell as Dany approaches White Harbor with her dragons and the remains of her loyal army, including Barristan and Tyrion>Arya sneaks aboard the fleet, abandoning the mission to Volantis after learning thru Nymeria that an army is marching under Targaryen colors towars Casterly Rock>Sansa meets Howland Reed who was 'looking for her' (implied Bran told him to find and save Sansa), who promises to take her north to her 'Cousin' Jon>A new Euron appears on the Iron Island, this one too is a Fire Wight similar to Jon and Brienne, all three can hear the words of their master and are drawn to Winterfell to stand against the Others
>>215265261Again, we know Stannis burns Shireen himself. Also, Stannis can’t really win against the Boltons, because it locks Jon out of the story. Jon would just be a bastard nightswatch deserter who claims Winterfell through Robb’s will (which would be heavily disputed after Ned’s trueborn children start popping up). Far more likely that Jon ends up as the power behind the throne as Rickon’s regent after leading a Wildling army against the Boltons. Also means Ramsay’s hounds can fight the direwolves like GRRM said in those shownotes or whatever. Howland Reed probably reveals R+L=J.
>>215264447Trvthnvke
>>215252883It's not happening. Let it go. Last two books were shit anyway.
>>215265500>Cersei makes a desperate attempt to lead an army against Aegon VI with Tommen, but Tommen dies during the battle and she retreats back to Casterly rock>a Dornish army, join Aegon VI under the command of the Sand Snakes to devstate the Reach and Westerlands, but the conflict between the Reach forces loyal to the Targs and Dorne escalates to a minor civil war once they learn Tommen is dead and Aegon VI is a Blackfyre from the Golden Company who figured out his lineage>book ends with Val, who has survived the attack on the wall, seeing dead bodies everywhere. She is consumed by the Others and turned into 'queen ice zombie' to lead the army of wights to Winterfell
>>215265501>we know Stannis burns Shireen himselflol imagine thinking that
>>215265601>It wasn’t easy for me. I didn’t want to give away my books. It’s not easy to talk about the end of my books. Every character has a different end. I told them who would be on the Iron Throne, and I told them some big twists like Hodor and “hold the door,” and Stannis’s decision to burn his daughter. We didn’t get to everybody by any means. Especially the minor characters, who may have very different endings.
>>215265679Its a ruse.
>>215265679how long ago did he say that again?
>>2152657012020
>>215265697It’s really funny how the Northern plot is really self-evident but is totally obscured because most fans have this elaborate Stannis fanfiction built up in their heads
>the Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience>a cry is heard in the distance>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses>we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS">in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES">"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!">Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!">after defeating the Wildlings, Stannis meets Jon on top of the Wall>"You're the oathbreaking bastard that killed the Halfhand and copulated with a savage Wildling. You're just like your retarded brother and useless father, a traitor and an oathbreaker. Give me one reason why I shouldn't behead you.">"I'm the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch!" Jon pleas>"Davos come here," Stannis beckons>Davos asks "Your grace?">Stannis pushes Davos off the Wall.>"Melisandre, quickly, get my guards. Lord Snow killed my Onion Knight."Nailed it.
>>215265728so when the book was still 75% done?
>>215261752Its in the subtext
>>215254246>that fucking ghoul>preston literally looks like a Fallout 3 feral ghoul nowpottery
>>215265820Stannisbro it’s over, stop it
>>215265891I think you underestimate the impact the show's ending had to his writing process.
>>215265944This. GRRM is like a gardener you see...
>>215265944The impact of the show’s ending was to kill all his enthusiasm for writing the books, because his story was already told and told poorly, not to have him rewrite everything whole cloth which something like a Stannis wank would entail.
>>215266003Not really, we've seen how Shireen's end is telegraphed. She will be burned to stop the spread of Gray Scale.
>>215266027>She will be burned to stop the spread of Gray Scale.This is fake news. Burning her will cause the spread of gray scale. A dragon made of stone if you like.
>>215266060Gray Scale kills dragons.
>>215266060>implying burning Shireen won't turn her into the 'stone dragon', or a fully scaled fire wight
>>215266128Oberyn poisoned him, right?
>>215266168Yes. Just like how Cersei poisoned Joffrey.
>>215266192BIG IF TRUE
>>215266238Cui bono?
>>215266271Oberyn, who gets to molest Arianne and drink some Dornish Red.
>>215265789>>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
>>215266293He could have done that at home.
I was confused because I thought he had finally announced that it was coming next spring but now I realize I must have dreamt that
>>215266317Don't tell him that.
>>215265789everytime
>>215252883I think he'll finish the WoW and then die immediatelly after. Maybe he knows this and thats why he's delaying it
>>215263804how bad are these two players that they both missed a checkmate in 1
>>215252883lol
>>215266473He said a couple of days ago he's interested in writing something else and sure he's interested in winds but he's interested in other things too so deal with it haters
If/when AI improves and is no longer dogshit, does not hallucinate and can be trained on much larger amounts of data (i.e consumer facing AI can be trained on much larger amounts of data): Do you guys think feeding an AI all the ASOIAF books and supporting material, including the vast majority of the most well-written fan theories and analyses of the series, that it would be capable of picking up where Dance left off and finish the series?
>>215252883Why did he do this to us... what did we ever did for him to do this to us
>>215267649I wouldn't trust it.
>>215253261fuck off nigger the book was kino
The writing of these books has become A MUMMER'S FARCE!
What did Renly mean?
>George my laddie, how are those new books of you coming along?
>>215261753nah he was burn to crisps. No lips to speak, eyes covered in pus.. its over for our heros journey boy
>>215264117>Reek was literally the best part in Dance. Jon was the most boring one. Dumb nigger
>>215267965Reek chapters are terrible. Nothing happens.
>>215267649It would need guidance and probably editing, but yes.
Everything will be fine once he releases the next Winds of Winter sample chapter. Any week now, from what I've heard.
>>215267999You probably dont like horror/suspense then
>>215268086>Ah... Mein nuncle... The sample chapter... The sample chapter was delayed. The rotund man repeats 'it will be finished when it's finished".
>>215268153Dark wings...dark words.
>>215253068Is anyone really seething. I find it kind of funny to think about both how different my life is now to when I read the last ASOIAF book and to think about how much nerd culture has also changed in that time. ASOIAF used to be THE nerd book series that "legitimised" fantasy genre fiction. It was like the "I don't like anime but I like Cowboy Bebop and Berserk" of fantasy books.
>>215255200They're smart enough to know nobody actually cares about the game. People just care about the meme.
>>215268153>but he said he'd already finished 200 PAGES!
>>215267649it would suck ass, AI isn't capable of writing like a gardener. GRRM is a gardener. AI is an architect.
>>215253469He's busy screeching about palis being plastered these days at least. That has no signs of stopping anytime soon so he'll have plenty of material.Well that and crying about ICE but we only got another 3 years of that
>>215268534So AI would make Dany obese?
>>215267940>spend the entire book pushing hard the idea charred corpses don't prove someone is actually dead>never actually see quentin die, similar to other characters that had death scene cliffhangers and came back>"yup, he's dead"The Charred Prince would have been a chapter in TWoW.
>>215268929Easy now…
>>215253068>/tv/He doesn't write the fucking book>/v/He insults heckin based judeo-christian values>/lit/He's popular
>>215261959Why is his hair a boner? I have fan art so much
>>215261752>implying it's not still going to happenevery chick Jon is attracted to or has fucked in the books he has directly compared to Arya. GRRM basically structured the books to have them separated for a long enough time so he could get away with the incest
>>215265261>>215265500>>215265575way way too much magic, that's not GRRM's style.
>>215264117>catelyn>shit tierher schizo hatred of Jon Snow is hilarious, she goes from loving Mya Stone to hating her in an instant when she learns she's a bastard kek>She sounded so cocky that Catelyn had to smile. "Do you have a name, child?">"Mya Stone, if it please you, my lady," the girl said.>It did not please her; it was an effort for Catelyn to keep the smile on her face. Stone was a bastard's name in the Vale, as Snow was in the north, and Flowers in Highgarden; in each of the Seven Kingdoms, custom had fashioned a surname for children born with no names of their own. Catelyn had nothing against this girl, but suddenly she could not help but think of Ned's bastard on the Wall. She struggled to find words for a reply.
>>215268534If my gardener took 14 years to care for my plants I'd report him to ICE myself
>>215268303I honestly think the stupidity of the last few seasons of GoT made every agree in the end that fantasy genre fiction really is just is goofy nonsense that isn't to be taken seriously. GRRM's laziness invalidated all the years of GoT's popularity that made people start taking dark fantasy seriously, and now it's at or below the level of capeshit.
>>215267935> are you winning son?
>>215261251fuck you. Dubs and you pop a hemorrhoid.
>>215268944> dany grows into a giant blob orb Willy wonky style and squashes kings landing by accident I did not see that coming
>>215253068Because he's written a lot of good stuff and then just left us hanging
>>215263804Is this scene supposed to tell fans that GRRM has his future move planned and it will win?
>>215261215>makes GRRM likable in one imageMy seething over a book series I lost interest in half a decade ago is gone. Thank you
>>215264945I have these thoughts. Jack Nicholson will be a tough one. LIke fuck this world already
>>215270210>I lost interest in half a decade ago is goneThat image is like 11 years old
The red comet should return, smash into Essos killing everyone there except Dany who flees with Drogon, and then she lands in Westeros and goes Mad Queen on fAegon.
Think they still hang out together?
>>215253637He owes us his entire livelihood and standards of living. That's the transactional nature of being an entertainer, you don't exist without your audience.
>>215270302I doubt it unless he can actually get her more roles. The actress is literally a whore
>>215263804The people who wrote this don't play chess and don't know how it works and that irritates me
>>215270336Her scenes are okay. She’s hot enough, but the guys are hairiest Germans they could find, yuck.
>>215270379> hairiest Germans they could findThose are called Turks
>>215252883What is this about?
>>215270470Time that has elapsed since A Dance with Dragons came out. We are waiting for The Winds of Winter. It's not coming...
>>215270470A fat man that swindled millions
Imagine having the opportunity to leave an everlasting legacy but turning it down to be a gluttonous slothful nihilistic hedonist. How absolutely soulless and hollowed out does one have to be. Completely Inhuman
>>215270690Don’t sign your posts
>>215270646Del Toro?
>>215270302he casting couched her didn't he
>>215253261I have opposite opinion, Feast was tolerable because at least it was short and introduced a bunch of new characters, Dance was impossible to read because every storyline moved at snail's pace.
>>215271438The books fell steadily, let's hope the trend is reversed.
>>215253575I don't know why people are mad at George, in 1996 he started book one by introduced Others beyond the Wall and ended it with dragons being reborn to a last Targ girl, two major and earth shattering plot points that would only be elaborated on much much later because we have War of 5 Kings going on now.Obviously that man is a giant tease, I wouldn't call him a total hack because at least War of 5 Kings was kino and he wrote first three books pretty fast, but we are never getting two other thirds of the story and it was obvious from the beginning.
Imagine being a bastard from the Reach and stuck with the name Flowersother bastards get cooler names like Snow or Stone, and you're a fuckin' Flower, hell even a fuckin Ironborn bastard gets a cooler name.
>>215271584Jafer Flowers is the best name in the series thoughever
