SAM RAIMI PRESENTS: GIRLBOSShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4wiXj9NmEEWill you watch it?
did he watch the men vs women Bear Grylls challenge and get his panties bunched up or something?
Iconic
If they're not banging then what's the point
Triangle of sadness already did itThe woman even fucked the model
If you changed the creepy horror music for a generic romcom background it'd change the genre. Other than killing a boar and dropping the head next to the dickhead boss nothing she did was scary.
>>215254181>The woman even fucked the modelWait what???? There was lesbo action in it?
>>215253909Fuck you, it's January!
>>215253909poor mr. raimi, relegated to directing joyless and delusional feminist drivel now, simply to stay in the wretched game. that is a repellent woman, to boot. from luscious milky redhead goddesses of fertility to this, whatever this is. it is saddening.
>>215253909Sweaty, Missionary, Tongue-Kissing, Death-hug Sex with Rachel
>>215257762But she's old
I don't think you're supposed to think she's being stunning and brave or good t b h
>>215257826I'm 26, I'm old too. Make it even sweatier and filthier. Mixing body fluids, swallowing each others' spit, hnnngh
>>215253909>Will you watch it? Only if McAdams shows her big fat juicy ass.
>>215254093Probably the most misused word right now
>>215253909I know we're supposed to be incels who hate any media that give women the slightest bit of agency but this is actually an interesting premise.
>>215258152>I know we're supposed to beYou're supposed to browse r*ddit
>>215258222>unironically proves me right that their are implicit thought crimes on 4chan
>>215258152It must have a hell of a fucking plot twist in this movie, because I can't even take seriously the fucking trailer.In the trailer, the introduction of the characters and how they behave contradict what they are doing on the island.A woman who can't fucking handle workplace politics, and after being told that she doesn't have what it needs to work there breaks down like a fucking child who is denied getting chocolate for dinner, but miraculously becomes a fucking Rambo on an island. Yeah, this shit on brand new levels of delusion, written by mentally ill who will break down when someone says "Merry Christmas".By every real life metric when no matter how many women you put on an island they can't even make a fucking camp fire.She better has a fucking solid believable backstory, which explains this shit, or this will be ridiculed by everyone with above mental retardation IQ.
I think it's going to be a simple and boring premise. Woman realizes she is happier on the island. Probably tries raping the man and forcing him in a relationship. You'll probably see a scene like a helicopter is in the distance and she puts out a fire so they don't see they are on the island. She keeps fucking up any attempt at rescue and tells him they are never leaving the island until he is forced to kill her in tragic fashion and it makes him reevaluate how he treats people. Basic shit but not a Raimi movie just Misery 2025.
>>215258036I think "diabolical" has it beat right now.
>>215253909She's a good actress, it's just that the premise is not very appealing. I think Raimi is losing his time on this one, instead of doing a banger Evil Dead movie.
>>215253909Could've just done a tasteful film of a person surviving on their own on a desert island, doing it well, and proving to themselves they're worth more than people around them treated them. It really didn't need the tacky "look at me, there's blood, and screaming, and quick cuts to make it seem even cheesier".
>>215253909I'll torrent it the day it's available. Thanks Sam.
Trailer
>>215259011>Crying about realism in a Raimi movie.Is this what the kids mean by 'media literacy'?
>>215260833>this woman is ugly because she wears glasses and a sweater
Holy SHIT, women can't jump like this. This is so fucking unbelieveable, new age femoid slopslop. Raimi has SLIPPED UP. Fucking gronked and slotted, my chuds. Nobody is ever going to watch this garbage.
Whatever I watch his films to see people get physically fucked up in absurd ways and the occasional slapstick.
>>215253909Let's hope her boss in the film got injured and has a handicap that is why she has the upper hand.
>>215260833>remembers the 100 examples of women 'naturalists' being incompetent in shows like naked and afraid
>>215253909Why won't he do just one more fun camp horror movie with minimal cgi
>>215262424Wtf is this
>>215259011Different people behave and react differently to different situations. Hardly unbelievable. Also having survival skills doesn't mean you're good at social relationships.
>>215259011They're gonna get married genius
>>215253909It's woke
>>215259011>written by mentally ill who will break down when someone says "Merry Christmas".Bro you're have a melty over a campy horror movie trailer, get some self-awareness before accusing others of mental illness
>>215262621stfu reddit troon
>>215253909Thought it was Gary Busey in the thumbnail.
>>215262667fuck off you disgusting pajeet subhuman
>>215259011>Blatant ESL>Retarded seething post by someone incapable of separating fiction and realityEvery time.
>>215262738You lost KEK
>>215253909this looks terrible, nobody would give a shit if it wasn't by Raimi
>>215258036every word is misused, people don't want to describe things as they are, they just to call things "good" or "bad" and sound smart doing it
>>215253909>Will you watch it?Why? The trailer gave everything away. I think >>215259146 pretty much summarized the plot.
>>215258258You're mentally ill
>>215258152>>215259011
>>215263105>every word is misused, people don't want to describe things as they are, they just to call things "good" or "bad" and sound smart doing itYoure smart and on the right track, read Wittgenstein
thought his was another of those flicks using raimi's name for promotion, but this one is actually his? you son of a bitch, i'm in
>>215253909>Written by the guys who did Freddy VS. Jason and the Friday the 13th reboot.Ok I'm actually kind of interested. Digits and we get full nude Rachel McAdams.
>>215253909>Raimi>Pope>Elfman>Rachel McMommyI'll watch it in theaters why the fuck not
Looks like a movie perfect for people who still believe in New Year Resolutions
>wagecuck revenge fantasyget back in the cagey, ragey wagey
>>215253909>Sam Raimi>2026hard pass
The Spiderman films were entertaining and all, but Raimi really hasn't done anything of note since the Evil Dead II. This is another Drag Me To Hell, but with political soapboxing.>>215266167Even worse, a female wagecuck.
it would turn into a romance flick like blue lagoon if the roles were reversed
I hope the twist is that they fall in love because the trailer appears to show everything.
