Alright anon. What have you got for us?
A phone that can have its screen replaced with a turn of a screw. Same with the battery and even increase the memory.
A transparent toaster so you can see how done it is
https://youtu.be/GWWHVrK5BhE
>>215254475A tie with pockets
I watch that would hold your most up to date std records that can be checked by any smartphone. If you arent healthy, it warns any partner of your status. Should be a hit around any college.
>>215254387It's...a jump to conclusions mat
>>215254387Cock in a sock! It goes over your cock and makes it look bigger when you're wearing pants!
>>215254387I've got an innovative idea about a simple, yet durable product. I looked around the internetwebs to see if anybody is selling it. Nobody is. Maybe somebody already has a patent on it, but I doubt it. It's, uhhh... Pretty good. Too bad I talk about specifics. I'm sure you understand.
>>215254453Guards, execute this person
It's a 2 part rug that is made to look like a bear skin with arms that you can use to hug yourself with on cold lonely nights. You just detach the bear skin part from the base to hug yourself and the base is still a functional rug. The inside of the bear skin is made of soft and warm velvet-like fabric. It is very comfortable and pleasant on skin and doesn't leave any lint on clothing.I call it: The Bare Hug
>>215254387A coin that splits into 4 pieces. Imagine, you have a big coin that's worth a dollar, but you want change to give someone a quarter. Simple snap a quarter off. You can also put them back together again, it's fun and snappy and also acts as a fidget toy for autistic people. Other coins could be in bigger denominations, and there could even be a collectable aspect to them.
>>215254661Can you go into more detail on this? It it like a game?
>>215254843>Too expensive to produce en mass. >They traded with such 'bits' a while back in America.Simply mint popular denominations instead. If somebody wants a toy, they can take their money and buy one.
>>215254387a cuckquean-themed pornographic film starring Anne Hathaway, Rebecca Ferguson, Emma Watson, Mia Khalifa, Priyanka Chopra, and myself. it will be quite profitable for all those involved
Reminder that the doorbell camera that they turned down ended up being really profitable. It is also being used right now without the consent of the owners to spy on them.
>>215254387Sex with Lori
A collaboration with jnd studios and Boston dynamics for hyperrealistic robots.
>>215254387It's a subscription service that automatically switches your wife into the driver's seat on your boat when you crash into another boat so your wife goes to jail for drunk driving and vehicular manslaughter instead of you.
Test strips to see if a girl is on birth control.
A clippable mat.You stick it on a cup, so you can put your cup down on a table without having to go oh where's that mat. It's clipped to the cup.
1/2 ply toilet paper. How low can we go before customers start giving a shit.
Got a bit of paper to trade. If we trade it enough times, value will skyrocket.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiJa9diJOMk
>>215254387A door stop that has an app
Uh, a TV show about pitching ideas with a less insufferable cast.
>>215254387A dildo that on the other end has an elastic onahole so you can fuck yourselfI'm asking $500,000 for 12% stake in the company
a physical filing cabinet for collecting all your rare pepes
ball in a cup
