How do I go about Rustmaxxing?
start daydrinking and smoking yellow camels
>>215256566Rust lost everything dear to him. I wouldn't suggest it.
>>215256566he is literally me. I smoke and drink a lot. Also fucked my friend's wife.
>>215256566Step 1: Get rid of your furniture
>>215256566Read The Conspiracy Against the Human Race
Studying philosophy and poetry. See you at lit.
>>215256591>>215256594>>215256622>>215256636>>215256659none of that will get me cheekbones like his
>>215256610You sound like a real piece of shit.
>>215256693He asked me. We both fucked her at the same time. If I had a gf/wife I would share her with him too.
>>215256622>implying I had any furniture to begin with
>>215256566kill your daughter by drunkenly reversing out of your garagethe rest will fall into place maybe>>215256690very true
that show was fucking lame as fuck, boring tryhard poncy nonsense with less substance and wisdom than a spongebob episode >inb4 nooo u dont get it its le ebin slow burning psychological character study of a complex soul its so deep and based
>>215256566Thirty seconds in and out
>>215257095>spongebob episodeStick to babby cartoons please.
>>215257095>so deep and basedHe lost his kid in a horrible accident and got blackpilled. It wasn't trying to be that deep. The case led him to find peace with it and he stopped being that way.
>>215257090You're confusing Rust and the AA leader from Breaking Bad. Rust didn't kill his daughter.
>>215257177oh you bet he fucking didtime for another rewatch, anonyou're welcome
>>215257336He says she was riding a tricycle and a car came and hit her. In the original script, there was some flashback scene. It has nothing to do with him hitting her. >FLASHBACK: Rustin Cohle, 26, runs into the street, a look of pure terror on his face, a toddler's THREE-WHEELER bent and twisted a the edge of the frame. Behind him, his WIFE drops to her knees, screaming. Blood on the road around the bike--"
>>215257336It never once stated he was responsible. Show me a clip and I'll PayPal you $100.
>>215257461>actually quoting the random reddit postKWAByou literally just had to read his next post to see he's full of shitand you're far from the first guy to do this when i brought it upmad your /tv/ father figure/literal me guy killed his little girl?don't worry, he's still a great character>>215257464you want to try that again? preferably in english
>>215257755>mad your /tv/ father figure/literal me guy killed his little girl?wtf you talking about? I'm not OP. I said nothing about even liking Rust. I said he was blackpilled and OP should not be like him. why do you create biographies of random posts.. on a board without IDs?As for the daughter, I offered my 2c. you threw me for a loop. Never heard this shit about him killing his own kid.
>>215256566Go undercover narco for 7 years
>>215256566>get rid of your furniture>sleep on a mattress >eat as little as possible>doomscroll
>>215257850alright, grantedit's just funny to me that this particular theory is an absolute no-go in these threads, even if it is (almost heavily) implied multiple timesalso gives the character a through line which is more cohesive than what is verbalized by rustin in the last sceneu'r still a faggot for running to redditand i was earnest about the rewatch part, it makes the whole thing even more kino
>>215258064i ran to google looking for script quotes. then ran across that. i'd never make reddit my first stop. kek. if it's bullshit, it's bullshit. not going to argue. i've seen it twice, but it never crossed my mind that he was at fault. thought his marriage simply dissolved due to the drama.
>>215257095Literally filtered. It's about learning to see the light
>>215258139no worries, it's not spelled out clearly at alllike a lot of themes/ideas in the first season, which is one of the reasons it's such good tvhonestly don't remember when it clicked for me, but it definitely was after my second or even third time watching it
>>215258395so you have no evidence? not even a line or episode that implies it?
So are you gonna PayPal him 100 bucks?
>>215257095it's kino THOUGH and that's all that matters
Start Toni maxxing instead, much more depressing than rust
>>215256566Be born as Matthew McConaughey in the next life. Then you will be able to pull off that doomer shit and people will still be willing to put up with your retard ass.
>still 0 arguments for Rust killing his kid
>>215258450>rust talking about his life story, being very specific/clinical about traumatic events but the daughter of his death has him all "well there was a drunk driver and she died and my wife left, so.">his conversation with the prostitute from who he buys drugs from>him sitting in a car seemingly being an emotional trigger, leading to dissociation and other strong emotions>the whole theme of penance throughout the season>the last scene, as stated beforethere is more, but it has been a whilemaybe I should watch it again and make a thread, could be fun>>215258464i don't even have a paypal lolif i want to get grifted out of money i'll go on holiday in some developing country, thank you very much
>>215258881you're an impatient little bitch, you know that?
>>215258911not true
>>215258954Proof? I'll Venmo you $200 if you can provide proof.
>>215258978im actually a big guy
>>215258954bit of the old attention deficit disorder then, fine.how's the relationship with the old man, hey?i'm kidding, i'm kiddingbut i do wonder what the hangup is hereit fits really well into the topics the season delves into, it explains rust's general maladaise and misanthropy better than 'just' griefand again, it actually makes the last scene make sense in way it really doesn't otherwiseit's not a guy who somehow worked through the despair of losing a child because he got gutted, but a person finally coming to terms with his guilt through sacrifice and seeing that there are people with much more bad/evil in them than he sees in himself
>>215259150you talking to me?
oh, and another scene that rung differently for me after having the thought, even if it's probably not related:>i see your soul at the edges of your eyes, it's corrosive, like acid>>215259204dunno, you talkin' to me?
confirmation bias, it is sadly evident I fearfully lament
>says the guy too cool for (you)sand it goes both ways, no?
idk maybe
>>215257755Here, let me break it down so an Indian can understand:>It [The Show]never once stated he was responsible [for hitting his daughter with the car]. >Show me a clip [Of the show telling the viewer he hit his daughter with the car] and I'll PayPal you $100 [Approximately 9000 rupees, or enough to keep you and your eleven brothers in rice and mud for a couple weeks].
>>215256566Shave off that bumfluff and then eat in a caloric deficit until you don’t look like a baby
>>215256566Drink tons of alcohol, barely eat, never jack off or even think about sex
>>215260065>never jack off or even think about sexImpossible in a hangover unless you're an eunuch
>>215259925wew, now that's what i call madsimply missread the 'It' as 'I', which made it pretty confusingam i guessing correctly, that you're not a big fan of the take either?which would be my point exactly: i have never seen something as innocuous as this make /tv/irgins absolutely seethe with angerwhich is pretty telling, in my book
>>215260124I'm just giving you a hard time. I've seen the show many times and never inferred that. What about the theory makes it believable to you? I always just thought it was a traumatic event for him and it fucked up every aspect of his life. I never got the feeling that he himself hit and killed her.
>>215258829amen , my aryan racist brotha
>>215258882ok, now stop baiting people with your made up theory
>>215260858damn, straight from the gift horses mouth
>>215260858wasn't baiting, be assured of this>https://www.instagram.com/p/DOMWx_9khjT/?img_index=1>gatedFUCKalmost temped to make a burner account just to have complete peace of mind, but not todaythanks for the sleuthing, i guessi'll shut upstill going to be my headcanon, pizzalatte was a retard here
>>215257755>>215257336kek what a performative fucking bitch ass redditor
lmao the fucking chad larper got fucked hard here >>215260858 what an ESL bitch. he's probably indian toon
>>215256566go to r/atheism and learn all the top all time fedora monologs you faggots post there
>>215261986
>>215262015That's quite the straw man since the two entities are fundamentally different and no one would talk about god in terms of possession
>>215262015
>>215262101atheists cannot into epistomology
>>215262197>i cant refute the argument so here's something about tranniesevery single time
>>215262101How does the argument go if the conventional logic is "A baseball exists?"
>>215262229this dude already did you geek >>215262101very telling how you replied to that and not him lol
>>215262278"uhh thats a strawman" is not an argumentand it wasn't a strawman, you pseud
Mow your friend's wife's lawn.
>>215258829I just need to lose my job after another couple years in clown world and it will be 50/50 if I go joker mode or toni mode
>>215262269A baseball is a physical object that we can empirically see and sense. The question of existence of god is not like that and no one has ever claimed it was.
>>215262311 correct, it's a rebuttal.he correctly pointed out your category error, which was also a strawman. you're like a highschooler lol. redditpseuds, o i am laffin
>>215262015Total Reddit Death
>>215256566read the book
