>Uh, did you just hear something?
>>215258995dont worry its just seasoning
>>215258995>you can see all the flimsy rivetssomeone thought its safe to dive in that tin can
>mfw
>>215258995>whypipo don' season dey hullz
>>215259052desu that's just a fairing outside of the main (carbon fiber) cuck tube.
>>215259070That's nuts
>>215259052Remember, of the 18 bolts that would go on the door they would only put 17 on because the last one was too high for anyone to reach and they didn't want to grab a step ladder
>>215258995so what we learned is that this type of construction would have been safe if:A. it was made better in a dust free environmentB. the carbon tube would have been replaced after 5 or 6 dives.
>>215259070>sploch!
>>215258995The computer said it's magma displacement, sir.
>>215259153it could of been remote controlled
>>215259153>keep hearing the hull slowly coming apart>continue diving>just needs more seasoningthe audacity of that faggot
>>215258995more like >huh, di-
>>215259188Nah thats just whales humping
>>215258995*bloop*
What was going through their heads as the sub crushed everyone inside
>>215259265other heads
>>215259265How many were there? what was the necesity of there being more than one person even?
>>215259316Money
>>215259265is that the fuel coming out?
>>215259265>FFFUUUUUCK NNIIIIIIII
>>215259265Sticking a shitty VHS filter on a CGI recreation doesn't make it any more real.
>submarine implodes>microseconds later>HE WAS SUCH A BAD BOSS AND THIS WAS COMING SINCE DAY 1!!!!!!!!! HE NEVER DID THINGS RIGHT AND HE MADE ME (YOU) CUT CORNERS>TRUST ME IT WAS TOTALLY JUST HIM AND NOT THE REST OF THE ENGINEERSermmmmm??? blame game
Not exactly a sugarcube, I thought the wreckage would have been smaller.
>>215259408Hiring women and browns for a life or death science project does in fact make him a bad boss, you're the NPC here..
>>215259454That wasn't the carbon fiber pressure hull. That part, the passenger compartment, no longer exists.
>>215259467Whoever he hired, they threw him under the bus quicker then lightning strikes
>>215259517He had already fired(or they quit) anyone who stood up to him and pointed out the flaws in the design.
>>215259543at least his son kept quiet
>>215259265Is there any way you could survive this?
>>215259757no
>>215259757Yeah, right before it implodes you jump
>>215259239Yes, yes, whales humping, quite right, sir, quight right.It's... uuuuh... it's just that it seems that for a moment there, I could have sworn I have heard someone sing the state anthem of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. I have heard several voices sing it, sir.
>>215259757if you cover your head and go limp there's a pretty good chance
>>215259757there should of been a escape capsule like in paciffic rim, trhen theyd all be fine
>>215258995must've been the wind
>>215259757you need to hold your breath
>>215259153If it was made in one continuous cure cycle without wrinkles instead of 5 separate 1” hulls ground smooth by hand and then glued together.
>>215259757No attempt was made
>>215259757>>215260158All you need to do is understand the "principles" and then you can go limp and redirect the water pressure to avoid damage.
Funposting thread
>>215259757>Is there any way you could survive this?Yes! When you hear the cracking sound, use a one-inch punch to breach the walls and equalize the pressure. Then kick out the window in the front and apnea-float to the surface.
>>215260286No fucking way that whale-chad fits in that sub! Is it "manned" by a starving jeet while Gaben controls it remotely with a Steam Controller?
>>215259265They became a paste and ceased to exist within a few milliseconds. not even an Ack
>>215258995>Oh yeah it does that all the time. Don't worry about it-Man who should be very worried
>>215259757>all these replies who never saw The Meg 2Yes, if you just exhale all the air from your lungs you'd be fine
Why was a search even made? If they were still alive but at the bottom of the ocean, how would they even have been rescued?
>>215259153Rush knew the submarine was failing, and had been informed of its compromised status. He willfully ignored it. He chose to dive in it himself. He'd place all his gay techbro status and financial success on this dumbass deepsea obsession, itself born from his failure to beat Elon Musk to being the techbro king of outer space. He essentially committed suicide. He would've rather killed himself (and a bunch of other totally innocent people at the same time) than back down. By the time the submarine failed, he'd spent so many years proclaiming its success he could not back down without seeming like a lifelong fuck up loser.
>>215260683With a crane obviously? How'd you think?
>>215260683they couldn'tthe problem is you need a sub that can go that deep but also is able to safely rescue people from another sub, nothing like that exists
>>215260683just drain the ocean into a reservoir and pick em up with a helicopter
>best indian kitchen
>>215260683you'd just need to keep them well fed, then they can make their way back themselves
>>215259757quantum tunnelling
>>215259517>you MUST stand by your retarded boss' braindead side after he's no longer paying you>you VILL lick the richfag boot and you VILL be happy
>>215260683A huge MAGNET
Deport hindu rape rats
>>215259757Doggypaddle to the surface quicker than the speed of sound.
>>215259070I always giggle at the vaporean squirrel
If I was on that sub with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that fiberglass hull and then me saying, 'Ok, we're going to surface somewhere safely, don't worry.'
>>215259757wearing sunscreen
>>215259757you oil upoil floats on water so you will rise to the surface
>>215259265Imagine if you were human and this happened to you.
>>215259757explode a grenade next to you as it collapses, the pressure will equal out. the only concern is timing
>>215261348you'd have to time fapping absolutely perfectly to get the best nut in the world as several atmospheres of pressure empties out your balls
>>215259130?
>>215261176How would you bring oil underwater in the first place? Fool!
why dont submarines have smaller submarines inside of them to escape in if the main one implodes?
>>215258995WHAT'S ON THE CARD MAN?WHAT'S ON THE CAAAAARD?
>>215261348Yeah haha, good thing I'm not a human
>>215259070man that was a good happening
>>215260683have you ever heard of a tow?
>>215259265>sticking some random 70s VHS filter on top of a 2022 incident reimaginationBehold the millennial creativity and despair
