>Uh, did you just hear something?
>>215258995dont worry its just seasoning
>>215258995>you can see all the flimsy rivetssomeone thought its safe to dive in that tin can
>>215258995>whypipo don' season dey hullz
>>215259052desu that's just a fairing outside of the main (carbon fiber) cuck tube.
>>215259070That's nuts
>>215259052Remember, of the 18 bolts that would go on the door they would only put 17 on because the last one was too high for anyone to reach and they didn't want to grab a step ladder
>>215258995so what we learned is that this type of construction would have been safe if:A. it was made better in a dust free environmentB. the carbon tube would have been replaced after 5 or 6 dives.
>>215259070>sploch!
>>215258995The computer said it's magma displacement, sir.
>>215259153it could of been remote controlled
>>215259153>keep hearing the hull slowly coming apart>continue diving>just needs more seasoningthe audacity of that faggot
>>215258995more like >huh, di-
>>215259188Nah thats just whales humping
>>215258995*bloop*
What was going through their heads as the sub crushed everyone inside
>>215259265other heads
>>215259265How many were there? what was the necesity of there being more than one person even?
>>215259316Money
>>215259265is that the fuel coming out?
>>215259265>FFFUUUUUCK NNIIIIIIII
>>215259265Sticking a shitty VHS filter on a CGI recreation doesn't make it any more real.
>submarine implodes>microseconds later>HE WAS SUCH A BAD BOSS AND THIS WAS COMING SINCE DAY 1!!!!!!!!! HE NEVER DID THINGS RIGHT AND HE MADE ME (YOU) CUT CORNERS>TRUST ME IT WAS TOTALLY JUST HIM AND NOT THE REST OF THE ENGINEERSermmmmm??? blame game
Not exactly a sugarcube, I thought the wreckage would have been smaller.
>>215259408Hiring women and browns for a life or death science project does in fact make him a bad boss, you're the NPC here..
>>215259454That wasn't the carbon fiber pressure hull. That part, the passenger compartment, no longer exists.
>>215259467Whoever he hired, they threw him under the bus quicker then lightning strikes
>>215259517He had already fired(or they quit) anyone who stood up to him and pointed out the flaws in the design.
>>215259543at least his son kept quiet
>>215259265Is there any way you could survive this?
>>215259757no
>>215259757Yeah, right before it implodes you jump
>>215259239Yes, yes, whales humping, quite right, sir, quight right.It's... uuuuh... it's just that it seems that for a moment there, I could have sworn I have heard someone sing the state anthem of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. I have heard several voices sing it, sir.
>>215259757if you cover your head and go limp there's a pretty good chance
>>215259757there should of been a escape capsule like in paciffic rim, trhen theyd all be fine
>>215258995must've been the wind
>>215259757you need to hold your breath
>>215259153If it was made in one continuous cure cycle without wrinkles instead of 5 separate 1” hulls ground smooth by hand and then glued together.
>>215259757No attempt was made
>>215259757>>215260158All you need to do is understand the "principles" and then you can go limp and redirect the water pressure to avoid damage.
Funposting thread
>>215259757>Is there any way you could survive this?Yes! When you hear the cracking sound, use a one-inch punch to breach the walls and equalize the pressure. Then kick out the window in the front and apnea-float to the surface.
>>215260286No fucking way that whale-chad fits in that sub! Is it "manned" by a starving jeet while Gaben controls it remotely with a Steam Controller?
>>215259265They became a paste and ceased to exist within a few milliseconds. not even an Ack
>>215258995>Oh yeah it does that all the time. Don't worry about it-Man who should be very worried
>>215259757>all these replies who never saw The Meg 2Yes, if you just exhale all the air from your lungs you'd be fine
Why was a search even made? If they were still alive but at the bottom of the ocean, how would they even have been rescued?
>>215259153Rush knew the submarine was failing, and had been informed of its compromised status. He willfully ignored it. He chose to dive in it himself. He'd place all his gay techbro status and financial success on this dumbass deepsea obsession, itself born from his failure to beat Elon Musk to being the techbro king of outer space. He essentially committed suicide. He would've rather killed himself (and a bunch of other totally innocent people at the same time) than back down. By the time the submarine failed, he'd spent so many years proclaiming its success he could not back down without seeming like a lifelong fuck up loser.
>>215260683With a crane obviously? How'd you think?
>>215260683they couldn'tthe problem is you need a sub that can go that deep but also is able to safely rescue people from another sub, nothing like that exists
>>215260683just drain the ocean into a reservoir and pick em up with a helicopter
>best indian kitchen
>>215260683you'd just need to keep them well fed, then they can make their way back themselves
>>215259757quantum tunnelling
>>215259517>you MUST stand by your retarded boss' braindead side after he's no longer paying you>you VILL lick the richfag boot and you VILL be happy
>>215260683A huge MAGNET
Deport hindu rape rats
>>215259757Doggypaddle to the surface quicker than the speed of sound.
>>215259070I always giggle at the vaporean squirrel
If I was on that sub with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that fiberglass hull and then me saying, 'Ok, we're going to surface somewhere safely, don't worry.'
>>215259757wearing sunscreen
>>215259757you oil upoil floats on water so you will rise to the surface
>>215259265Imagine if you were human and this happened to you.
>>215259757explode a grenade next to you as it collapses, the pressure will equal out. the only concern is timing
>>215261348you'd have to time fapping absolutely perfectly to get the best nut in the world as several atmospheres of pressure empties out your balls
>>215259130?
>>215261176How would you bring oil underwater in the first place? Fool!
why dont submarines have smaller submarines inside of them to escape in if the main one implodes?
>>215258995WHAT'S ON THE CARD MAN?WHAT'S ON THE CAAAAARD?
>>215261348Yeah haha, good thing I'm not a human
>>215259070man that was a good happening
>>215260683have you ever heard of a tow?
>>215259265>sticking some random 70s VHS filter on top of a 2022 incident reimaginationBehold the millennial creativity and despair
>>215259757Not for a Jedi.
>>215259265probably ocean water at hundreds of psi
has there ever been a more perfect instance of getting exactly what you deserve? except for that one kid that was on it because of his faggot retard dad
>>215259265
>>215262507>millennial creativityThis was clearly made by a zoomer. Say what you will about millennials but at least they have basic historical context
>>215262637That "kid" once typed BLM into a search engine, bet you feel pretty fuckin stupid now
>>215262718if i had a rich dad I'd adopt a mustang from BLM too
>>215259517Do you consider who hired you to be infallible? I tell my boss no all the time, but I haven't been fired cause he's not an insecure retard like Rushton.
Rush thought his white privilege made him invincible. This is another case of racism backfiring.
>>215262697kek it was pretty hilarious that he was immediately on CNN after the wreckage was found and was like “I was right all along and the captain was a retard”
>>215258995how do they feed the wiring through the hull without sacrificing its integrity?
>>215259265>*free frame* *record scratch* Yep that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation Let's rewind a bit-
This would be the perfect way to fake your death, and 250k per person isn’t even that much.
>>215259394That's actually real security footage from the Titanic.
>>215259757Yes. Just be poor.
>>215259052>rivetsI’m guessing you’re not into building things anon. >>215259517Either trolling or person with BPD.
>>215260392Gabe could swim down to the titanic if he wanted to. He has submarine physiology
>>215259757yeah, thumb in month then blow to inflate yourself first
>>215259316It wasnt a research vessel. It was for fun. They wanted to go. Paid mad doe
>>215259757fart at the same time
Imagine being that paki millionaire that was on the sub when it imploded. Imagine having no clue about how faulty the sub was until you were inside it descending, and the entire trip down you're just hearing the hull crack and snap more and more. Raising your concern but the oceangate owner just keeps telling you everythings fine.
>>215263200>imagine being that stupidsorry, i can't
>>215263317Going on a submarine isnt inherently stupid though, a well designed one works just fine. At that time it would have been impossible to know how shit the sub was unless you were in the company. That paki had no clue, all he knew was there was a company offering submarine tours to the titanic. Can imagine he was shitting bricks as they descended and you can hear the fucking sub disintegrating.
>>215263111Grams has got some jugs. You just know she’s had her back blown out a time or three.
>>215262973DELETE THIS
>>215263403you're the type of person who would died on this if you had enough money for a ticket. holy shit.
>>215263403Thats sorta true, but also there were various test dives before the big ones. There was a youtuber on the trip. In his video, he goes on a test dive and its clear what a cobbled up mess the operation was. Rush didnt even confidently know the hand signals from an assist diver. That alone would have me never getting in that death trap again. Also, one of History channel hosts was going to use the sub for a show, and they completely noped out after a test dive.
>>215263403Yeah damn bro that would be frickin crazy holy smokes
>>215263403>it's impossible to know how safe this obviously grifter bullshit company's submarine trip to the Titanic is. I am a billionaire and I have no resources for finding out such information better just leave my life in this used car salesman's hands. I saw some of his bullshit on instagram and it looks cool.
>>215263555Trips wasted on retard post.
>>215259757My uncle the ceo of Nintendo actually did survive an identical incident in the Marianas trench.
>>215263674It wasn’t obvious to people outside the industry dipshit. They had had a ton of successful dives.
>>215263674Im not saying he shouldnt have researched the company more. Im just saying it must be fucked up getting on that sub and only then realizing you fucked up big time getting on it as it descends, trusting that it would be safe. I wish they had a recording from the inside, i bet there was talk about all the noise the cracking sub was making.
>>215263564this is vlog Im talking about. Test dive is around 20 min in...but the whole thing is worth watching, absolute clown showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-8U08yJlb8
>>215258995I’m glad this powerful company fired all the straight white men and let women and bipocs build the sub.
>>215260693That’s scary asf imagine being one of the unpaid interns that psycho dragged down with him into the depths like Ahab.
>>215263403The Pakistani guy was born into privilege. He probably had a distorted sense of reality because he lived his life in a bubble. It's mostly wealthy people that do dangerous shit in their free time. They've never worked with their hands or been in dangerous situations, so they lack perspective. It's the equivalent of a domesticated animal being released into the wild and just sitting in one place unaware of the dangers surrounding it.
>>215260683The oxygen countdown while they were supposedly at the bottom of the sea pooping in plastic baggies was the most fun I’ve ever had on the internet.
>>215263758you're saying imagine being him and I'm saying I can't because if I was ever doing something with this HIGH RISK OF FUCKING DEATH I would have shaken out every fucken nook and cranny and vetted it out the ass first ESPECIALLY if I had billions of dollars. He was TOO STUPID TO LIVE so he died. Money can't change that.
Imagine having billions of dollars waste and still being so cheap you go to the random faggot's submarine tourism grift shop instead of some real shit
>>215258995>They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into!>I say, let 'em implode!
>>215264169Why are you so triggered by complete strangers dying?
>>215264349why are you caping for red mist?
>Yeah you can make fun of them but ultimately they do embody the white aryan agarthan atlantean faustian spirit of discovery that a nonwhite such as yourself could never understand... yeah I'm Mexican but my family is mostly of German/Teutonic descent
>>215259757A very easy way to survive was as soon as you saw the controller you pull a Lawrence Fishburn and say "we're leaving"
>His submersible is light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He descends in light and in shadow and he is a great Captain. He never sleeps, Stockton. He is descending, descending. He says that he will never die.
>>215259341It's curry
>>215265060Too much punctuation
>>215265060>They’re all dead. Stop wasting money looking for them. Use it to see my new Avatar movie so can beat End Game Jesus James
>>215262082Hundreds of nintendo DS roms.
>>215259757I deeply admire your optimism.
>>215260392no, he uses a steam deck
>>215262858Jimmy deliberately sabotaged them because he doesn't want anyone else getting the gold hidden in the titanic wreck
>>215262082audio of the crew pooping and pissing in the communal bucket
