Last time on /trek/: >>215246755Question, were Odo and Kira a good couple?
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>>215260150they were a good couple up until the part where they actually became a couple and then it sucked. Odo is a terrible boyfriend.
>>215260181You're consistent, like hallway orientation.
>>215260181Thank you for everything you do continue to shine on like a diamond.
>>215260150star trek pon farr with dr selarI could never hope to be as strong as shranposter
>>215260282it's not a contest but it does kind of hurt my feelings when that one anon attempts to steal my ritual so I have a complex about it now. can't have nice things.
>>215260282Hes' grown quite powerful but there's a flipside to that.
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>>215260282Who are the most powerful posters in /trek/ and how did they become so powerful?
I just finished TOS (again). I counted the number of times Kirk has sex for some reason, and it's 4 (Bread and Circuses, The Paradise Syndrome, Wink of An Eye, Elaan of Troyius). I thought that seemed low considering pop culture's label of Kirk as a mimbo; Picard also has sex 4 times, 5 if you count his imaginary wife in Inner Light. I asked AI how many women each character kissed, and Kirk was at 19, and Picard 5. I think all his lip pressing is what earned Kirk his "hello ladies" reputation, and the final episode of TOS is about his past womanizing catching up with him and causing trouble, which cements his reputation right at the end.Time now for The Animated Series.
>>215260309Having your memes and rituals reposted is a compliment.
>>215260333you because you got trips of 3
>>215260150Terrible Dax episode (aren't they all?) but this scene always has me crying from laughinghttps://youtu.be/tiQGgsuCHtE?si=ghSrmRGdojkP-XHD
>>2152603331. Shadow President Vic2. Sex with Shran3. Talespin Anon4. Trekpu5. Dubsminon..POWERGAP..9000. BF9001. Nutrek Defenders
>>215260348Are you doing a full rewatch from TOS to ENT?
>>215260367memes yeah, rituals nah
>>215260333Some of these are still in the game:BashirfaggotValley ForgeMentalCrashCollage-ColinBrightseid DukatistsTilly-posterNeelix-sexual-predator-posterSexual-Organs-guyMiniature SpacecraftAnti-DS9-fagPiss & ShitJimmy 2xPromenade-poster229BlandoSelar-fagFake Selar-fagFake Fake Selar-fagGrainy-posterDismissed-fagRo-fagdubsminion-guyPretty fagmak new tread fagblow out candle dudeFact!!!-fagHasperat-posterSybokfagBlow out candle girlRoyale-posterDossier-anonPlumberchadLegolessgg-guy"star trek" posterriker9.jpg poster"based riker9.jpg" Fuck you botkelabshit ass cunf fucking thread-guyWhat happened to VF? fagdubswaymetric vs imperial postingsyllable postingpersona conspiracy-guyNeelix Leola Root Stew posterFriday akoochemoya posterJansa2.0270/170OMG ARE YOU DOING A STAR TREK THREAD???!!!!!What's her endgame?Cadet BiollanteJudyreluctant kneepad girl
More Tribbles, More Troubles is a really great TAS episode & would have been better than most of the season 3 TOS episodes but they didn't want more funny ones.
>>215260444All me btw
>>215260444We've lost some good men over the years. Gone, like tears in the rain.
>>215260419All of Star Trek, including the garbage at the end. I try to watch at least one episode a day.
>>215260333shranposterapgarposterfreighterposterfirehazardpower (MIA)dubsminionposterdukatoperaposterthere are more, but these ones come to mind
>>215260507Good man, just avoid nutrek and you'll be fine. Are you doing the movies too?
>>215260527niceadded
>>215260527firehazardposter*oh and how could I forget trekpu, he's so godlike it goes without saying
AIN NUFFIN GON BEN NOR BREAK ME
>>215260814AH CAN REEEEACH ANY STAHHHH
What would happen to you if you jumped out of an airlock during warp?
>>215260840if the ship did not change speed you would float along side same as if it wasnt moving. you would still be inside the warp bubble and theres virtually no friction to slow you down. if you fell out of the warp bubble you would be ripped into a billion pieces at warp speed
>>215260840You would continue at the same speed as the spaceship.
>>215260227Ok the wrong description is bugging me
>>215260909only if the ships speed is constant. if it changed by mere miles per hour you would be completely fucked in a hurry
>>215260934It wears you down over time.
Is Starfleet a military?
>>215261158No, and that really confuses people.
>>215261177>>215261158what is the technical and specific and correct term for what Starfleet is?
>>215261177They're not a military, they just have guns, uniforms, ranks and court-martials.
Abrams/Orci/Kurtzman/Lindelof wrote in that Starfleet is a "humanitarian and peacekeeping armada" (nothing said about exploration or science)
>>215261278>exploration or sciencethese could arguably be swept under the "humanitarian" umbrella
>>215261278Humanitarian ships which also happen to be world killers.
>>215261232they are most similar to conquistadors
>>215260444Who?
>>215261158Yes. Death to all xeno scum.
>>215261326
This one's for the dubsminion.
During war, do ships just fly around with their shields up all the time?
remember when quark lied to the nagus about moogie trying to ruin ferengi society but he was actually right about everything and its his own damn fault for helping them get back together instead of allowing the nagus to be deposed by a real ferengi like brunt?that sucked
>>215261363report to the meat grinder, Vorta. you have failed the Founders.
>>215261400Brunt's a fag and he doesn't have the lobes to be Nagus
>>215261306yeah maybe but jewjew's version of Starfleet was very heavily militarized
>>215261490more like whowho because that's not even trek
>>215261473brunt would have made a great nagus but thats not really the point. the point is that moogie absolutely was trying to ruin ferengi society and quark is a retard for helping her.
>>215260227Terrible lineup. God damn.
Moopsy.
>>215261634honestly I don't think he would have made a great Nagus he always seemed really small-time and petty and not like a real business mastermind
>>215261819if he wasnt a mastermind he wouldnt have gotten so close to being nagus twice. quark is a retarded faggot. those are the facts
>>215260348Don't forget we don't get a full accounting of Kirk's conquests in the show, we never see him impregnate Dr. Marcus, for example, but he tapped that enough for his whiny son to die on Genesis in Trek III.
>>215261232>what is the technical and specific and correct term for what Starfleet is?Interdisciplinary.
>After Nog stands up to Martok and shows he's willing to enforce station regulations even to a Klingon general, they continually show respect to each other for the rest of the series. Whenever Martok shows up in Ops when Nog is on duty, Martok always acknowledges him first.
>>215261881>if he wasn't a mastermind he wouldn't have failed once and then failed againt. Brunt. he's the same kind of lobeless wannabe as the Nagus' son who failed his test.
>>215261881oh also he kissed Quark's toes while telling him about how the reforms are fine actually so if Quark is a "retarded faggot" what does that make him?
>>215261158Yes, but not a belligerent one
>>215261965this show is amazing because who would think from their first appearances that characters like Nog and Damar would end up being so great and so important?
>>215247779https://youtu.be/LwKJN01en9E?si=62wOgqhZQKSXxA0Z
What is your favorite Star Trek series and who is your least favorite /trek/ regular poster?
>>215261232Exploration corps
>>215262708>What is your favorite Star Trek series Love em all, even the ones you don't>and who is your least favorite /trek/ regular poster?IMG_XXXX
>>215262708first answer the question in the OP. talk about star trek for once.
>>215262708Favorite Star Trek series: TNGLeast favorite /trek/ poster: I hate all of you.
>>215261723You don't like Neelix and Tuvok as tard buddies?
When will they make Star Trek mecha so ALL my favorite series can be mecha?
>>215260150>Question, were Odo and Kira a good couple?An awful woman and a jar of lube? I've seen worse couples.
>>215262142a victim of terrible writing
>>215262873Dafuq you think melora is wearing
>>215262873Didn’t one Nip fan make mecha designs based off various ships? I know one of them had the saucer as a shield.
I love you Yes I doYou're the one that I trustLet's have faithIn the Pagh-WraithsAnd crush the prophets' temple to duuuuust
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>>215263063
My name is Barash
>>215263145sup dude I'm mister star trek
>>215262898she is terrible
>>215262913NOPE I think you are just wrong about him
>I'm returning Earth to its rightful owners. I am giving Earth back to humanity, back to human beings. It is my life's work. It is what I was born to do, and there is no one, not an alien, not a human, that will stop me from achieving it.
didn't watch it all the way through but man khan is so smooth with ithttps://youtu.be/4rYpOI7pC5Q
I killed /trek/. Again. Guess I'll kill myself.
everyone's busy panicking over youtube's new UI update instead of posting here
>>215265682that's what you get for using Jewtube. I'll fuck your throat
>Yes. But somehow, I didn't expect to win. I suppose the only thing left to do now is to kill you.
>>215262841You know it's a disastrous lineup when the Voyager episode is the best thing on it.
>>215265596>I killed /trek/. Again. Guess I'll kill myself.Chin up girl. You always our boo. https://vocaroo.com/1aYE41pfYZxB
>>215266115Speak for yourself faggotI despise all TOS haters
>>215260227>>215261723Loud as a Whisper has this KINO death scene tho
>>215260444This reads like someone read a /trek/ Wiki but wasn't actually here and has no idea about who any of these people are. Half of them are the same person listed like 5 times, kek.
>>215265022>star trek is not telling us what to think, it is encouraging us to keep thinkingI miss this about trek
>>215266115Oh, you!
>>215260444Not listed: William Shatner
They sure fucked Walter Koenig when they cast the animated series. Should have just had Doohan and Barrett doing absolutely all the voices, since they nearly do anyways.
watchalong bros how we doing?
>>215267030We doing. This episode is based, I don't care what anyone says.
Don't ask who, it's not your business
whenever someone flushes on the Enterprise you know it just ends up back in the replicator, troi eats some big chocolate sundae then takes a shit and it ends up in the captain's tea the next day, disgusting. you're probably drinking fifty days of recycled Barclay shower water too.
>>215267077I don't think you understand how matter replication is meant to work in theory.
>>215267100it gets recycled, you're eating ass sweat
>>215267050The Nagus is always kino
>>215267030I love the Grand Nagus
>>215267077Anon how do you think the carbon, nitrogen and water cycles work on earth
>>215267217with a lot more points of separation between klingon balls and your food
>>215267375Isn't the point of technology to improve efficiency of systems?
>>215267544it's very efficient at moving piss into ten-forward
more like ira steven TWINK if you ask me
>>215267697take it back
>>215267697There are only like 3 men ever who have pulled off this style of goatee and he is not one of them
>>215267697bro is JEWn Reno
What's her back story?
>it's the Neelix and Retarded Tuvok episode Kino
>>215268123that alien makeup looks like shit
>>215268160I love the guy who's obsessed with the invisible ayys
>>215268123Too much Ketracel Kake.
>>215268245He's a great character, decent reasonable intellgent guest stars are so rare
>>215268123They grew her wrong, as a joke
Man Neelix is a true bro to retard Tuvok and Tuvok still shits on him after he gets healed.
>>215268123Jem Hadar females are grossly fat like Palladium Eandroth>inb4 they're raised in tanksYeah their axolotl tanks are just fat bitches like dune
>>215268480It is logical to shit on pedophiles.
>>215261319jej
>>215263103Sweet f91
>>215263103why would they be called Gundam and not Phaserdam
>>215261232macguffin
