I really dislike capeshit, not because it's "juvenile", but because it's not executed well. You can't just give characters insane abilities / strength and then use it inconsistently. A character that can withstand bullets casually shouldn't be injured in hand-to-hand combat. Technically, the guy shouldn't even be able to move. Fine, make up abilities but modify the in-universe physics to account for it as well.I'd post about four (fünf) more, but here's one: Flight. There's no way Iron Man or Superman or any other flying superhero could maintain consciousness at high speeds. Blood would leave their heads and flow back to their legs.
>She Hulk bombs financially and critically>lead actress tells everyone to cancel DisneyOof.That's one why to erase a character from existence, I guess.
>>215260618I watched a summary of that show on youtube and even the summary sucked. Zero cultural impact.
>>215260690One meta scene literally had She Hulk climb through the Disney+ show menu to reach robot Kevin Feige. And the your lead actress begs to do more She Hulk. Is ignored. And then goes nuclear with>"FUCK DISNEY!"
>>215260855Isn't fourth-wall breaking what Deadpool does?
>>215262065She-Hulk did it first. Great comic. Too bad the MCU is a dead franchise
>>215260383Superman is an alien whose biology works in a completely different way and would not be harmed by G-force at all. Iron Man is basically sci-fi no different than any of the bullshit you see in Star Trek or other futuristic fiction. He can withstand those forces because his science is on steroids.
>>215262090TIL, thanks.It's funny how it's been seven years since the last avengers movie and marvel could disregard all movies since then and make a billion dollars on an avengers 3 with the OG cast. But of course, they need to push tripe.>>215262133My headcanon is that the Iron Man suit has an internal gravity field.
Iron Man has inertial dampenersI think that's what the magic thing in Star Trek was called
>>215262065Its always been one of she-hulks quirks that she knows she's in a comic book. The one time the voices in deadpool's head told him he was in a comic book he went fucking nuts and began murdering the entire marvel universe in a pretty fun mini-series.
>>215260383>There's no way Iron Man or Superman or any other flying superhero could maintain consciousness at high speeds. Blood would leave their heads and flow back to their legs.You're being pedantic. Superman has a whole slew of powers that easily explain why those things don't effect him.Ironman tech at this point is basically magic, there's no reason to not believe some part of his tech helps reduce the effects of g forces even if it isnt outright said. It could be as simple as air bladders compressing his limbs to magic nano tech BS.But i will agree with you on inconsistencies. Characters like Thanos should be turning Captian America into mist when they punch them. But characters jobbing isn't somtehing unique to comic book movies, it's just bad writing.
>>215262404>Characters like Thanos should be turning Captian America into mist when they punch them. But characters jobbing isn't somtehing unique to comic book movies, it's just bad writing.Thanos should've been indestructible with just the space stone.
>>215260383neil degrasse tyson over here telling us that actually, super heroes aren't real
>>215262324>pretty funI mean it's fuckin grim, especially if you're coming over from live action Disney capeslop and your main knowledge of deadpool is that he's a quirky chungus who says things like "holy shitballs" and is strangely queer most of the time.I loved it though, I also love the one batman series where he goes to Arkham Asylum to deal with hostages or whatever and eds up going absolutely insane, drawn in an extremely anti-comic style.
>>215262090>Too bad the MCU is a dead franchise
>>215262588>the one batman seriesa single graphic novel iirc
>>215262588>I loved it though, I also love the one batman series where he goes to Arkham Asylum to deal with hostages or whatever and eds up going absolutely insane, drawn in an extremely anti-comic style.Isn't that just Arkham Asylum the game?
>>215260383>.A character that can withstand bullets casually shouldn't be injured in hand-to-hand combatExample?
>>215262644Luke Cage?
>>215262523Can't turn enough of my brain off.
>>215262639>Isn't that just Arkham Asylum the game?Not really no, That game is great but it's still just a video game where you go around fighting the bad guys and collecting riddler trophies and do super mario platform levels during the scarecrow sequences.It's called Arkham: A Serious House On Serious Earth and it's basically a horror graphic novel. It deals with batman's sanity as well as the darker origins of Arkham. Alan Moore wrote it, but really the illustration and graphic design of it is what sells it.
>>215262670what about movies with ghosts
>>215263171That's easy, Ghosts and demons are real.
>>215260383All they had to do was make she hulk sexy and throw in some cooker bait without being overly sexual and bingo, you have a hit. Something you could jack off to but won’t but still gets you horny.
