Any good boomercore movies?
Predictions on how the dog will use the money?
>>215260550I don't know about her privately, but I read this less as boomer retardation and more as justified embitterment about close relatives not having visited her often enough. Which can be unbearable for older people.Everyone should think about this and maybe see their parents and grandparents more often. And great-grandparents, given how many zoomers roam here freely.
>>215260611>Leaves your inheritance to the family dog instead of you because you didn't spend your only day off helping her fix her iphone heh, tough luck zoomer
>>215260637Fixing an iPhone is not really that much work for anyone younger than 60. And if spending time with close family mainly translates to fixing phones for you, you seem less worthy of inheritance than a dog.
average leftoid cunt
>>215260611Her final act is proving her kids right. If she cared so little about them she'd rather support her dog than future grand kids, they should have thrown her in a hatian run nursing home
>>215260611this. it's low effort stuff if you live within a reasonable distance, and will easily earn their favor over your rival family members. it's a game as old as time and older people know this. they don't actually enjoy your presence, but they certainly are testing you. diane keaton's heirs clearly have failed her trials
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>>215260637>adopts her dog, takes the money, then gives it the hazan treatmentwhat now boomer
>>215260737It's more likely that she cared a lot about them and years of having been neglected by them because they could be assed to drive over every once in a while lead up to the decision that her dog deserves the inheritance more than them. You have to understand that to bequeath something to the offspring is the default. To stray from this default, a lot of shit has to go wrong. Either mentally with her or with how her family behaved, and I just feel it's the latter.
>>215260550>>215260799I thought caring about dogs was a conservative position now?
Women are not human and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
Why are people assuming she didn't leave anything for her kids? Pretty sure she had way more money than just 5M, the rest could be going to her kids for all we know.
>>215260601Fucking lol What a dumb cunt
>>215261227More fixated on leaving any money at all let alone $5 milly to a fucking dog
how will the irs tax a dog?
$5 mil to the dog? Wealth is wasted on the rich.
>>215260737she never bore children and died a few months shy of 80. There wasn't anybody else alive to give the inheritance to, other than some charity
>>215261325Gas it and claim the money, the dog doesn't have a will
>>215260550How much did he leave for Woody Allen?
>>215260749>rival family memberslaying it on a bit too thick there, champ
>>215260811Typically an estate lawyer will get the dog and inherit the money as they get to name the dog's guardian.
At least she didn’t give it to black people
That dog is gonna get so much pussy
>>215260550Did her sticky ever pass 1,000? kek
My grandmother left an additional $50k to which ever of my dad or uncle was willing to take her cats in until they died, which was weird but somewhat reasonable to pay for their upkeep for 5-10 years. I also have an aunt who wasn't given the option because she's basically Janice from The Sopranos and she threw a massive fit over it.
>>215260611>justified embitterment about close relatives not having visited her often enough.You reap what you sow. If none of your family want to visit you that's a reflection of your own personality.
you just know
>>215261888it was up for like 2 days but it was slow
>>215260550white women & their dogs, so tired of it
>>215261939>You reap what you sow. If none of your family want to visit you that's a reflection of your own personality.That's not necessarily true, no.
>>215261735Oh so some worthless barren loser who'll be forgotten about in a year. Yeah might as well give it to the dog
>>215260550Titanic is the obvious pick. But I think trash like Rocky is often overlooked>shitty bouncer and unknown boxer>has huge fight literally dropped into his lap by pure chance>gets his dreamgirl to come over to his apartment due to everyone else forcing her>rapes his dreamgirl with no repercussions (she's subsequently in love with him)>legendary boxing trainer teaches him to be a better boxer>puts in like a month of effort and manages to draw against the world champion>is now rich and famousNone of that is weird or eyebrow-raising to boomers.
>>215261325Anything is pawsible. It's not too far-fetched.
>>215262097Then become dog.
>>215262178The majority of the time it's true. Kids don't unconditionally love their parents forever, if you don't bother to build a real emotional bond they're probably just gonna abandon you when they become adults.
Boomers are the most evil generation. Literal destroyers of the world.
>>215261888700 something
>>215262097I am sure you are Mohhamed. Go get genocided.
>>215260911It is, because leftoids shamelessly electrocute dogs on camera. Makes sense since unwashed desert Bimballah's are their voter's base.
>>215262213>some worthless barren loserSo just like you, except she was wealthy and famous.
>>215262820And now she's worm food.
>>215262839After a long, fulfilling life. Take another tylenol for your totally real depression.
>>215262941>Never married>Never had biological children >Only famous because she acted in a pedo's movies like 30 years ago >Instantly forgotten days after her death Ah yes a very fulfilling life
>>215260550What a KNOTTY lady!
>>215262941The average female lifespan in USA is 81. Imagine being a millionaire celebrity and dying sooner than peasants. Her life was probably shitty, stressful, and full of drugs and regrets. No wonder she accrued so much spite she gave her money to a dog lmfao
>>215260611>grandkids are to busy hustlin' 8-5 5 days/week for minimum wage payment>"uhhh excuse me, why am I alone again? Do muh family hates me!? AAAAAAAAA!!!! PEPOPLE ARE SO MEAN! I'LL GIBS MUH MONEY TO MUH DOGGORINOS INSTEAD!"
>>215260611She was probably so obnoxious that relatives would rather be poor than put up with her crap.
