>Tries to jestermax>Gets big but not a single woman shows any interest in him>Drinks himself to death>Last person who saw him both naked and alive was a prostitute that left him to die
>dies with an egg in his mouth
>>215263057>>Last person who saw him both naked and alive was a prostitute that left him to dieShe heard his last words actually>Please, don't leave me
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>>215263057>Bro just be the funny fat guy?This is an outdated topic. Just take Ozempic.
>>215263132probably got hired to strip but then he started yakking about emotional shit to her
>>215263057Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world.Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says "I am Pagliacci."
>>215263077>>215263132>>215263141>>215263190>>215264145>>215264752I had to start the thread again because a lot of people weren't accepting the failure of jestermaxing
>>215263057Girls love bad asses.
>>215263057Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world.Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."Man bursts into treats. "But doctor..." he says "I am Pagliacci."
bro just rape mike myers in the snl showers every week
>>215263057Anyone have the wikipedia page of his stinky poopy death?
>>215263057the only productive strategy is to become a better person. sexual, platonic, any way you think of it. you aren't fucked you just don't want to become mature.
>be funny to cope with crippling psychological whatever>still crippled psychologically but now you're also a public jokeWhat's crazy is that anyone ever thought it would work in their favourJonah Hill would unironically be better off ODd than the weird skinnyfat successful loser he is now
>>215265599COMEDIANS ARE LE TROUBLED???1!?!!
>>215263057Bro, he was literally fucking Victoria's Secret models.
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>>215266158Bro it doesn't matter how good they look if you're paying for it. You're still fucking hookers.
>>215266222Checked. He and the girl from the pool scene lived together. Maybe she really had feelings for him, maybe he was just a meal ticket. Guess every rich and/or famous guy has to ask himself that question at some point.
>>215263132no ass