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>tfw no showmance with savannah

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>>215264119

Nu-Survivor if it was good.

https://streamable.com/1yib7f

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can't wait to see what my retarded wife gets upto this episode

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>>215264119
Hapas are either 10/10 or butterfaces and she falls into the latter. Natalie Bolton remains the hottest hapa Survivor has casted.

>>215264399
she looks like someone that murders her boyfriend and gets away with it in court

whats up gays

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What if Jeff said:
>Come on in xirs!
Would that be offensive?

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Who is running the island and what we sippin on

>>215264487
not intentionally but on accident

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>Kele tribe

THE SHOE BANDIT STRIKES FROM THE GRAVE

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>>215264551
the rizgods of course

>I don't have a shoe now
there was a second shoe bandit!

>>215264551
Jeff
White Grape juice

why the hell were they sleeping by the ocean?

JAKE WAS FRAMED

Wtf wss that weird middle part of the Survivor intro?

Come on in ____

TRIBE SWITCH

>>215264640
Tbh famalam

why the fuck are these retards on blue giving away so much info

>>215264623
probably hoping to get bit by that snake to finish off their misery

so we know that two people get swap fucked with these numbers

this new blue tribe are all literally whos outside of alex

fake out bros... we got got

Jeff’s forearms are starting to look juicy

Sophie is a rat queen

boring tribe divisions with each tribe having a majority
they really should have done 3-3-1 on each

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Survivor brehs, I haven't watched a single ep of the new season. Is it worth so far?

I'm remembering the final fire of last season, and fuck me if last season didn't have the worst strategies and most boring, predictable first half.. all ended with Asian girl winning over Joe and the fan favorite qt Guyanese girl? That ending did not make up for the first half at all, so I'm extremely reluctant to start watching brehs...

>not just teaming up and voting out the final 2 blues so they don't slip to the end

Surprised the contestants didn't make a big deal out of the two tribes swap. It's the first of the new era.

>>215264604
I missed last week what did Mr nipple ring do to get medivaked?

>>215264780
kinda meh so far but they voted out all the gays already

>>215264798
Piercing got caught on some hemp rope

>>215264780
i skipped last season so i cant compare but this season has been pretty lack luster so far

>>215264798
snake bit his chocolate starfish

>>215264798
got a dry bite from a sea snake
wasn't in danger at all but doctor said that they can't let him go back into the game

>>215264824
Ummm if he wasn't in danger then the doctor would have let him go back

sagebros.. i don't feel too good

>Shannon getting the goofy music.
It's over for her.

>>215264780
this season is mid so far
just helping to pass the time until 50 in the spring

i missed that but did sage say she peels the skin of her face and saves it in a jar?

sage is my favorite this season so far

>>215264876
blackheads (I thought she said black kids at first)

just realizing idk half of the people from the yellow tribe

>>215264892
>two blacks girls
>the lesser sophie
>grandpa dreadlocks
>asian gamer twink
>tryhard white guy

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>>215264891
jeeze. not sure how id take hearing that if i was sitting there

both tribes need to throw this

Flat chest alliance

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my kweens teaming up <3

>>215264029
I lost all respect for Jeff Probst once he started promoting perversion on his show. Tired of the DEI filth too. Gross.

Savannas crazy wide eye stare is terrifying

>my tard wife linking up with the mob boss sav
LET'S GO

>>215264941
for a "cute" girl savannah is kinda mid

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>>215264941
>>215264958

holy shit did anyone else see that cringe Zohran ad?

>survivor Mandani election commercial
That was pretty cringe. This season has been so gay I swear to God

Wtf. Anybody else get that NY mayor commercial from former survivors? There was a disclaimer before it from CBS saying they or Survivor don't endorse that commercial

>meditation session without coach
they're cursing themselves

>>215265042
when I saw the "this is not affiliated with CBS or Survivor" disclaimer I thought it was gonna be Krist Noem ICE nonsense, but that was so much worse lol
I also barely recognized half the people except Yam Yam and the trans girl that hated cis white men

These people were on this season the whole time?

>>215265052
Yeah you're not alone. It took me out of the mood for an already lame season of survivor

>>215265078
that's what I"m saying!
I don't remember half of them lol

Final 3 is Savannah, Rizo and Sophi. Savannah is the winner. She goes pre merge on season 50. Rizo makes it past the merge.

easy choice to take out the nerdy asian guy who's been winning all the puzzle challenges and keeping the old hippie dude

based "kill the rich" savannah

>>215265107
Sophie is going to murder the whole island

SAVANNAH RUNNING THIS EPISODE

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>>215265182
>Make a living helping other people get richer
>This is somehow a bad thing.
Explain this logic to me.

SHOUTOUT MOMMA

i gotta impregnate shannon

is the easiest way to get cast these days is to murder one of your relatives for a sob story

Ok it’s obvious Shannon or Matt are going depending which team loses

>>215265211
She's a reporter for the news. You know exactly what she's about

Sage got no patience for your Jesus horseshit

In that cut between Shannon and the other Sophi I couldn't tell them apart.

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sage not falling for the jesus shtick

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Need that cap of sage looking like a straight up man

>she is weaponizing Jesus
kek

>>215265273
you just know she's an absolute animal in bed

>>215265182
If a woman gives you that look, what do you? I feel vaguely uncomfy from the glee on the left's face

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>>215265303
make sure to have some wet wipes handy

SHOE BANDIT STILL AT LARGE

At least it's not another fucking puzzle.

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>no puzzle in the end

this ungrateful hooker!

damn that was pretty savage. Sophi just shitting all over the reward like it's a nothing burger

BASED HATER OF FRUIT

>the healthiest white chick:
Gross fruit!
>typically obese nog:
Yum fruit!
Hmm…

jeff got PTSD flashbacks of early seasons when contestants actually refused shitty rewards

based

call jeff out on this shit

we used to get helicopter rides to remote villages where they would dance a slaughter a pig for a feast right in front of you

now we get a fucking fruit plate that I could get for $30 at weggies

>>215265397
More people should shit on Jeff and the shitty rewards he has. Who the fuck even uses the fishing equipment they always give out?

CUBES

MC's thighs though.

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>>215265448
>More people should shit on Jeff and the shitty rewards he has. Who the fuck even uses the fishing equipment they always give out?

nate lmao

challenge is kinda low key dangerous, someone could fall awkwardly and get crippled

>>215265560

shut the fuck up the most kino challenges the game has is people hanging on to a pole 20 feet in the air and people drowning

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>VOTE OUT THE QUEER

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>>215265479

big soph safe. old guy probably getting out.

>Jeff, you cheap bitch, where is the real food?

When was the last time someone attended every single tribal council? Philippines with Denise? I can see the same trajectory for Sophi if she makes it to ftc.

>>215265584
you can climb down the pole and nobody actually drowns on the surface of the water
this shit was unstable as fuck and one bad fall could leave you paralyzed with nothing the medics can do

>>215265550
thats actually a fair point. how many times in the past seasons have they dolled out fishing gear and not even have a scene of them using the shit to catch something

>>215265618
me grabbing her pusy

>>215265647
only one or two people per season use the fishing gear it seems. Last season there was one guy using it

didn't someone get fired for matlock for sexually harassing the asian chick?

>>215265645
*grabs ur throat*

I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL PARALYZE YOU

>>215265303
shes a pro roblox player so i assume so yes

>leopard print panties
Pure sex. Where to get gals with skanky fashion sense?

>>215265688
Why? that seems like a great protein source

Get out of the water rizmaster! Water snake !!

Rizo has a FAT ASS

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seriously wtf was this
https://streamable.com/m1ax4j

I've seen too many Christmas commercials tonight.

fucking hate this rizznigger hyping himself up constantly over nothing

>>215265799
Selling out

>>215265799
who are top left, top middle, middle, and bottom left?

>>215265799
kek I don't recognize anyone except teeny tranny

>hippie wants to get out the tard girl
smartest guy in that tribe

>>215265899
i think bottom middle is the tard that couldn't climb the ladder

>>215265765
no idea. outside of challenges they seem to downplay food at camp. I remember it being a bigger deal in earlier seasons

Is this old guy doing his confessional wearing just boxers?

SECTION 8

LET'S GO

>>215265951
they used to just maroon them with the clothes they have on their back, now it seems Savannah has a different outfit for every occasion

Jawan is an idiot for not at least considering flipping. He knows he's on the bottom.

>>215265799
>make the buses fast and free
top kek

rizgod is smart for wanting to take out the asian nerd over the old hippie

>>215265990
he'd shoot himself in the foot and alienate himself with the reds

>>215265990
sophie instantly linking up with savanna killed any chance of it

>>215265800
I'm going to stop watching TV at this rate. Idk if it's worth the squeeze anymore

This shit is ass everyone is brown, 26 days, survival aspect doesn't matter anymore. FUCK THIS SHOW.

>>215266117
I only watch Survivor/Amazing Race and some football on TV, but holiday commercials are too much.

Dis nigga wearing a cotton picker uniform

>>215266143
>survival aspect
more like office politics

This episode is slop obviously Matt is voted out

>voting for nate
dumb boomer, go back to picking up my luggage

did we even get a scene with the fruit?

What a surprise just end the season now and start 50 so I can drool over ozzy and Colby again.

most boring episode of the season

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they really should have made each tribe pick from 6 bandanas
3-3-1 with the former Kele as the swing vote would have been much more interesting than a steamroll
whatever time for /tarbb/

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real show starting now

Matt and Lauren are dating now in big brother Vince and Kelsey broke up

Sage is such a retard, love her

>sophi and savannah voting jason

>>215266259
Nope

Trust the 7

>>215266368
Probably just splitting the vote in case of idol or std shenanigans

>Rizo's confessional saying "it's not too late to change it" just for them to not change it while Savannah was right the entire episode
yeah he's cooked

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izzy is running this race

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>>215265799

>>215266761
>A bunch of whos and Yam Yam and Natalie Anderson.
Can't believe they would stoop to this level.

>>215266416

wtf jeff spent tens of dollars on that reward

>>215266761
the new faces of survivor everyone!

based survivor fake out kek

gottem

why didnt they try to stack 5 blocks together at the end? that was the strat