I like the one where the retarded teenager gets gangbanged and sodomized then takes the stand and tells everyone she liked it and the guys were cool.
SVU s06e04 ScavengerThis guy did such a great job of the creepy manlet killer with an inferiority complexAlso the D&D episode. Gorgon! Gorgon fucked her! (paraphrasing) Instant classic
>>215266791The skinheads and the stock scheme was awesome. Or the serial killer cabbie with the bodies.
>>215266862The scene where they go to his apartment and it’s like yeah no shit it’s clearly this guy is so fucking funny
>goads the defendant into getting an erection in the middle of courtlegally, is this allowed?
>>215266791Theres one I think about, "Teenage Wasteland" from Season 11.Basically a bunch of kids rob and kill a delivery guy. Theres not a lot of mystery about who or how it was done, its all about what kind of punishment is acceptable for a teenager and whether they deserve to die. Good arguments presented by both sides. Made me reconsider what I thought about the death penalty
The Gamergate episode never fails to make me laugh.
>>215266791how in the fuck you dont tell the season or episode
>>215266945Is that the or where Rob Mac from always Sunny plays the murderer? It’s funny how often they invoke the death penalty for awhile but NY never executed a single person during the time the death penalty ban was repealed.
>>215267087Different one but I know the one youre talking about. The death penalty argument is just such good TV I dont mind them reusing it
>>215266910Gouda?
>>215267293Didn’t law and order SVU kill him and have a supervillain rapist called “the infinity rapist” that he was on the trail of be responsible or something? And his son became a character to help them catch them.
Any where Munch throws around the term he-sheIt was a different time
>>215267339I think his son is actually on a separate law and order extended universe
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>>215266907This. Mariska Hargitay bound and in her underwear for like half the episode. Fantastic television, incredible writing
>>215266791for me its Cold Case espisode where the new qt blonde cheerleader is hazed with a pair of dice, the number she rolls will be the number of football guys she has to blow and she rolls a 12needless to say she was sore the next dayshe was a good friend
>>215267651its better with the Guts theme from berserk
>>215267778My University had a sorority make their pledges watch porn and punished the one who got wet first
The one where Shane Carruth's punching bag plays Jody Arias.
>>215266791>retarded teenager gets gangbanged and sodomized then takes the stand and tells everyone she liked it and the guys were coolHeroism comes in many forms
whichever episode has the "she was 17 years old you sick fuck" meme I can't imagine there's a better moment in the series
I remember that SVU episode where a professor and student had sex. It was ambiguous whether it was consensual or not. The episode ended before a verdict was read giving the audience no closure and a debate. My sister and mom were insistent he was guilty.
>>215268046really? my sister and mom puffed up
>>215267802fuck that is so hot!!wish i was anyone in that situation
>>215266791I also liked the episode of CSI where some girl gets kidnapped, and while doing a sweep they find some of her panties, and they had her brothers cum on itso they think he raped and killed her, hes getting grilled and is crying and one of the csi guys is like, wait let me talk to himturns out the dude was one of us gooning to his sister and using her panties to jack off
>>215266791The Robin Williams SVU episode
>>215268264I was reading something once where they found the NEET brother’s semen on the sister’s door and the murder weapon but it turned out he just jerked off a lot and didn’t wash his hands very good, which is apparently common occurrence in crime scene investigation these days
>>215266791Based retard.
>>215268486Agent cooper nooooooo
>>215268486This one does stand out, forgot it was an SVU episode. Reminds me of that one where some 9-11 year old girl kills her neighbor's kid and sticks batteries in him. She's clearly psychotic but the episode is a battle of the psychologist saying for whether the girl is a lost cause vs she can be cured. Girl gets off and at the end of the episode she's eyeing up another boy.
>>215268619Great Dr. Skoda episode
>>215266791I like that one where the episode starts with the robbing of a bank car and turns into a group of constitutionalist arguing their battle against the U.S government. They end up getting a mistrial.
>>215268572smug little prick deserved it.
>>215268689I thought it was stupid like they didn’t even kill a government employee. If they had it would have been more of a thinker. Instead it just came across like they were just sayin at least 1/12 people are weirdo militia libertines
>>215268688I always preferred Olivet, but definitely sided with Skoda for that episode.
>>215268734>Detective Tutuola, prostitution is illegal
I like the 2-3(?) part episode where they travel to L.A. and have to get the killer extradited
>>215268746>orchestrates her own rape to get evidence against her sexual assailantwhat a woman moment that ep
The one where the Russian mob kills the ADAs friend and a kid because he was a material witness
>>215266791God I love Law and Order. So many good episodes and prime eye candy prosecutors.
>>215266791I liked the one where the hippy antifa numale rioted over a street being named after some dead soldier, then the dead soldier's dad fucking murdered the hippy and got away with it because the jury thought the hippy was that fucking insufferable. You got to see the hippy's ugly brown girlfriend crying about what a progressive ally he was, McCoy was crying about how murder can't be allowed just because the victim was an annoying brat. Nobody fucking cared. His killer was never punished. Extremely based.
The SVU episode where these college kids rape this girl, because she did a porn video this one time, and thought she'd be into it. Barba gets a jury to convict, but the black Judge tosses it out, because he thinks the girl lied about the rape being rape. She drops out of college, and signs up for a porn video to have a train run on her because, fuck it.
>>215266791
That time in SVU where the ADA didn't think they'd win the case, so she goads the suspect into killing her, so she can scratch him and get his DNA to convict him for her own murder
>>215269098Since when did svu have ADAs?
>>215269117Always. You're confusing Stone and Mccoy's position of Executive DA, which put them a rank above the ADAs
>>215266791Lauren Ambrose is unrecognizable
>>215266791s19e21 = skate or die>The chief suspect in the murder of several homeless men appears to be a schizophrenic street performer. Problems arise, however, when the detectives find the murders fit the pattern of a serial killer.
>>215267029literally just reverse search the image
>>215266791So how was it resolved? You can’t rape the willing, right?
>>215269141I always thought they were just called DAs didn't know there was an executive on their title
>>215269227I think the DA took advantage of her being retarded, then tricked her into revealing she was being taken advantage of
>>215269227The boys are not guilty.
pretty much every episode where stabler beats up a perp
jack mccoy should be far more of a /tv/ icon like columbo than he is. he's so based
>>215268486LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS
So is SVU actually good? Because all your posts make it sound fun
>>215269322Guitar riff
>hey olivia>shut up, dummy
wasn't there one where they rape some conservative commentator with a protest sign or something?
>>215269350Kino
how has l&o been since it got revived? is it slop now?
>>215269342It's entertaining. I don't know that I'd call it "good". It takes a drop after Stabler leaves and becomes Sunday morning cartoon silly when Benson takes over the department
>>215269227Jury renders a guilty verdict but the judge throws it outhttps://youtu.be/z15FT45UM90
I like the one where the Parkinson guy stops taking his meds during his trial
>>215269390What's even the point of the jury if this nigga can just fuck everyone
>>215269383It was slop when it was cancelled. Goes downhill when Jerry Orbach dies. Fontana was okay but when he leaves it becomes full on kangaroo court on the Iraq war and political issues with Jack sermonizing and legal bullshitting.
>>215269438basically the electoral college of the law.
>>215269438Stop asking questions
>>215269501stop making sense
>>215267640Bait. She's old and ugly as fuck.
>>215269538she wasn't always old anon
>>215269390Oh shit. I forgot this is how it ended, i just remember the boys ended up getting off heh
>>215268486akainuvsace.webm
>>215266945>Made me reconsider what I thought about the death penalty>>215267281>The death penalty argument is just such good TV I dont mind them reusing itPerhaps if you are a jackass.
>>215269509
The one where a kid walks in on his friend raping his mom so he shoots him, then its revealed that his mom has been fucking her son's friend for months. Also someone please post the SVU hamburger copypasta I haven't seen it in awhile.
>>215268264>turns out the dude was one of us gooning to his sister and using her panties to jack offShit like this makes me wonder if anyone had ever been busted for a false claim because they were seen nude by the 'victim'.
>>215268334sometimes i go to the store or out in public in my gooning shorts and i pray i dont walk under a uv light cause my shorts are gonna light up like that disneyland parade
>>215269680They can smell it anyway
I found it funny that Michael Gross played a pervert psycho in both SVU and Criminal Intent.he also played a pervert that gropes Markie Post in an episode of Night Court
>>215268995lmao based dr kelso
>>215269680your gooning shorts?
>>215268486>shit that would never happenI always hated the endings in this show. Reminds me of that episode where Amarro was on trial for shooting some black kid because the kid didn't have a real gun, despite him responding to an officer that had been 'shot' by the kid. Turns out the dumb bitch shot herself with a ricochet. It's like the writers completely forgot about that part.
>>215269657they almost got the kid but the one cop was like, wait a minute i think i know what happened, like a goon whisperer
>>215269723but he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!
>>215266791The Dobson episode. I always thought he was innocent.
>>215269754>ah, a fellow pervert
>>215269754Oreimo watchers look like THAT?
>>215269769Dobson?
>>215269699yeah after years of goonin and being rejected by countless women i know they can detect me from a mile away>>215269722yeah i'd call them basketball shorts but we all know i dont use them to play basketball
>>215269769There’s two of them. He ends up killing his next wife too.
>>215269754>>215269778To be fair the kid wasnt gooning, he was like 14 and he had a wet dream and used her panties to clean his dick, the dad was the rapist
>>215266791I like the one where Paulie from Rocky plays a serial rapist out after serving his time claiming to be reformed and Jack McCoy hounds and harasses him until he relapses and rapes again.
>>215269815> he was like 14 and he had a wet dream and used her panties to clean his dickThat’s what I was gonna tell my folks if they ever found the secret hole in my bedroom drywall
>>215269247You better be a ESL, child.>>215269227Depends on the age, anon.
>>215269831Oh, I remember that one. Doesn't his daughter kill him because he was trying to rape her roommate?
>>215269831Tbf he probably raped that girl in the beginning of the episode too.
There's the Criminal Intent episode where Neil Patrick Harris lobotomizes a woman by drilling a hole in her head and pouring water in the hole.
>>215269438>>215269509Because he can be overruled, asshat.>>215269546She was in that episode, anon. She was really only hot in Power Rangers.
>>215269815>have to blame the dadWould have been better if the mom was abusing her for jealousy reasons.
>>215269896He also cooked ate their Achilles tendons. Gorham finds his porn tapes have wear from pausing and playing a scene over and over and it’s a close up on the tendons lol
>>215269934that's right. Goren feels all sympathetic for him because he's yearning or some shit.Then an inmate kills him in prison.
>>215269929The dad was raping her because the mom divorced his ass
does anyone remember the one when some kid is molested, I think it's by some kind of celebrity. At first, the kid is denying it until McCoy figures out the parents actually got money from the celebrity beforehand and knew. The kid realizes his parents basically pimped him out.
>>215266838Is that Percy from Green Mile and the stretchy guy from X-Files? the one who married an 18 year old when he was 50?
>>215269388This. SVU is one of the best in the franchise early on but when stabler leaves it really starts to drop in quality. They put way too much focus on benson after that and it becomes more like a soap opera than a crime drama.
>>215270014It's only good when Stabler is throttling someone.
I've never watched a single episode of any Law & Order or CSI or NCIS, and I'm in my 40s.
>>215269956Which is my point. Mom would have been more likely to punish the child.
>>215268486THAT WAS SOME EXCELLENT SHOOTING, COOP!
>>215270039watch cold case instead of any of them
>>215270014Not one of the best, but it was nice how Stabler kept her in check. Nick did the same to a degree too. Sunny was too passive when I stopped watching.
>>215269985I remember the kid's dad was Angel from Dexter.
>>215269985Yeah he would hide inside an ice cream truck and peek through a little hole while his manager sold ice cream and select the boys he wanted. The episode started with him throwing a baby out the window of a hotel room. >totally not MJ doooont suuuuue
>>215270056>he believes the MJ slander
>>215270079I don’t but it’s clear they were alluding to MJ
The SVU episode about Epstein that they did in like 2012.
>>215270039SVU is gasoline when you're stoned because every episode opens with 10 minutes of GRIM and fucked up premise – and then somehow that just escalates and escalates and escalates for another 35 minutes, getting progressively more fucked up, until the verdict. and every episode doesn't have a happy ending. sometimes these niggas actually just get away with it. it's a real trip.
theres a criminal minds episode about elliot rodger
>>215270227>stonedFaggot hands typed your post.>>215270294kek. Like the Gamergate episode in this show.
>>215268486I can't watch this without the linkin park music
>>215270298what's the matter, can't get good herb where you live? or can't afford it? sour grapes? lol
>>215268992Based on Belle Knox. What a joke she turned out to be.
>>215270377Belle Knox. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time..
>>215269380Yeah, the primary suspects were on opposite ends of the political spectrum and we get the far right guy going on about what mutts the jury are or something while the far left was like a closet incel.
Started watching the lesser known spin-offs like Trial by Jury and LA. The former had Elizabeth Moss smash a baby's head in and the judge let her go while the latter had a schizo shoot-up a political rally (based on Jared Lee Loughner) because he was obsessed with Silent Hill.
>>215268920jury nullification can be a beautiful thing
>>215266791>I don't want to be know as the Raped RetardIronically that's literally the only thing I remember about the episode.
>>215269157Anon it's been 32 years since that episode aired.
>>215268486>admits he was totally insane>says that in the end his concious is clean cause unlike the boy he won't kill againBased
>>215270937*sane
>>215270332Link?I saw a comment on YouTube saying the same thing.
>>215270978Never mind I found it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N0HkYEdUyBA&t=19s&pp=2AETkAIB
I have relationships with womenAND SEX WITH MEN
>>215271972How do you inform this gentleman that he is, in fact, a homosexual? Bear in mind he is 6'7 and weighs 300 lbs, and his frontal lobe has taken several beatings over the past two decades.
