How would you catch him?
>>215267044I wouldn't. I'd listen, which is what Zenigata didn't.
>>215267044I would build a robotic Fujiko with a mouse trap hidden in the vagina.
with movie magic
>>215267044I'd join him for a fun episodic caper. But I'm not a chick, so it probably won't happen.
>>215267044Just get Fujiko to wear a skimpy outfit and lure him into a blatantly obvious trap.He falls for it every single fucking time.
I was giving One Piece a try finally, and hate it already just for Usopp. Possibly the biggest piece of shit, useless coward character I've ever seen. I don't think I could last a whole show of this. I keep thinking how much better he'd be if he was a little like Lupin.
>>215267044Go back to /a/
>>215268014Too easy to get banned on /a/.
>>215267044You will never be a real faggot. You have no dick, you have no balls, you have no testicles. You are a heterosexual female twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of the gay community.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.Faggots are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pooners who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a faggot home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of that pathetic hunk of meat you call a penis. If your parents were even able to afford bottom surgery for you.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a gun, walk into class, shoot several of your classmates, and then shoot yourself. Your parents will find out, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. News coverage of the shooting will either deadname you or mention that you were assigned female at birth, and everyone for the rest of eternity will know you were never really gay. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a school shooter who was unmistakably straight.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>215268295>your classmates >implying that the last pooner who did this wasn’t a 28-year-old who shot a bunch of random children they’d never met
>>215267044Lupin is the last based main character in an anime, and it's one of the oldest anime around
>>215267044Rape.
>>215268983Lots of based retards in the 90s. Not strictly based, but good enough. Post 2000s, 90% are crybabies tailored towards otaku. Evangelion ruined everything.
>>215267254One Piece and Lupin are a thousand leagues apart. It's not even a contest.
>>215268983He's a mary sue, anon...
>>215269635Well, yeah.. but Usopp is supposed to this shady but comedic rogue character and he completely sucks.
>>215267044>put a giant pile of gold in the middle of a room>there's a bomb in the middle wired to detonate if the gold bars are tampered withYou didn't say I needed to get him alive.
>>215267044a small net
>>215267254wait until you realize the truth about I-Can't-Go-to-That-Island Disease
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>>215267044where should i start with the lupin anime newest ones?
>>215267195Put a spring loaded boxing glove trap in her crotch but instead of the boxing glove put Zenigata in there so he comes flying out from between her legs and handcuffs Lupin
>>215271669Castle of Cagliostro. Miyazaki movie.
With my hands
>>215267085>>215267195>>215271902The problem here is that Lupin is used to being led into obvious traps and always slips away. The issue here is Zenigata himself. She's so obsessed with chasing Lupin that he fucking finds excuses to let him go just so he can chase him some more. It's a Tom & Jerry relationship.Hire a better cop, and you'll get Lupin.
>>215267044Send Carmen Sandiego after him.
>>215267044Zenigata was always able to catch him when he was serious
Pretty sure that there's an episode where zenigata accidentally becomes a criminal and starts outsmarting Lupin because he now thinks like a criminal or something but he realizes and lets him go since he feels guilty and not like a real victory.So... I'd commit crimes?
>>215271669Cagliostro, then watch the earliest TV shows for fun episodic capers. The dubs are pretty good all around. The movies are hit and miss. I don't like any of the newer TV series. Nothing quite hits like Cagliostro does.
>>215267044Be Zenigata, livestream my suicide. Lupin will jump in to stop the stool from falling and that's when my backup shotgun will blast him
Which Lupin? In one of the movies he gets replaced by another person
>>215273180Fuma conspiracy is pretty close. Nostradamus pages is also pretty good
