Yesterday...
>Why she hung up on me, I don't know, how could it be?>I screamed "dont redeem!", now I long Google Play.
>>215267831...the shitting street was just so far away
>>215268241Now I need a place to shite away
Shitting in the street in the dead of nightJust have my hand no two ply
>Brown man shitting in the dead of night>Wrote some Java code that won’t compile>All your life>You were only looking for a clean street to defile
I WANNA SEE YOUR BOBSI WANNA SEE YOUR BOBS
WHEN I FIND MYSELF WITH BOWELS OF TROUBLEMAHARANI COMES TO MESPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOMSHIT IN STREET
>When you find yourself with extra coupons>Please, Sar, listen, send to me>Sar, I tell you kindly>Don't redeem>Don't redeem don't redeem>Don't redeeeem, Sar, don't redeem>Sar, I tell you kindly>Don't redeeeem
>>215267831HEY POOOOOBETWEEN MY THIGHSI ATE CURRYTO MAKE IT WETTERI FEELIT SPLASHING ONTO MY SHINSTHE STREETS HAVE A SHEENWHEN THE POOS WETTER
>>215268477Sensible chuckle
>>215267831>pajeet can only copy and regurgitate something that was good and made by white men
Turds are flowing out like endless rain into the city streetThey slither wildly as they make their way across the pooniversePools of urine and waves of shit are drifting by my walking pathDisgusting and revolting meI go poo pooDoodyDUNG
>I got the H1B, oh boy>10,000 US jobs, sent resumes>A crowd of HR ladies stared>They'd seen their face before>Nobody was really sure>If they were certified at allllll>They'd loove to hiiiiire theeeemmm allllllll
HERE COMES THE POODOO DOODOO DOO
>>215268558*phone rings>Woke up>Got out of bed>Dragged a poo across my head>Called a random number>And heard a voice>A grandma spoke and I went into a scam
I LOOK AT MY BALANCE, AND I NOTICE IT'S DRAINING WHILE MY FAKE MARK, DOES REDEEMI SCREAM INTO THR PHONE, CAN YOU HEAR ME COMPLAININGWHILE MY FAKE MARK, DOES REDEEM
>>215268607>found my coat and grabbed my hat>went outside, bent down, and shat
>I'm a scammer>I'm a scaaammer>And I'm not what I pretend to be>Of all the scams that I have pulled and I have lost>There is one grandma I never should have crossed>She was a coupon worth millions my friend>I should have known she'd redeem in the end>I'm a scaammer>I'm a scammmmer>And I'm not what I pretend to be
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slideI turn around take a shit and go for a ride TILL I GET TO THE BOTTOM AND TAKE A SHIT AGAAAI-AAA-AAIINN
Shitting Lane is in my nose and in my eyes
>>215268655*had a coupondammit
>>215268515Beatles literally were a thing because White men mixed music styles they stole from Black men with music styles stolen from Indian men
AAAH LOOK AT ALL THE STINKY PEOPLEAAAH LOOK AT ALL THE STINKY PEOPLEPOOJA MANKAPREETSQUATS ON THE ROAD WHERE A WEDDING HAS BEENSHITS IN THE STREETWAITING FOR RELEASEFLEXING HER BUTT NEAR THE FLOORWHO IS IT FOR
LET ME TELL YOU HOW IT WILL BEI WILL SQUAT DOWN AND SHIT IN THE STREET'CAUSE IM THE CRAP MANYEAH IM THE CRAP MAN
>>215268672in Shitting Lane, there is a benchod showing google cardsof every saar he's had the pleasure to redeemand all the people that come and shitstop and say gm!
>>215268681Niggers and jeets were colonized by the British, the Beatles only took back what was theirs
>>215268755Based
>Fuck you bastard in the dead of night>You're the bloody bastard bloody bitch>All your life>You were driving bloody fuck you bloody benchod >Bastard fuck
>>215267831The Jeetles
>>215268755The basedness of this moment is undermined by Yoko's presence.
>She's got a coupon to send>She's got a coupon to se-e-end>She's got a coupon to seeend>But she redeemed
>HELP>I NEED TO POTTY>HELP>NOT JUST ANY POTTY>HELP>YOU KNOW I NEED A STREET>HEEELLP
NUMBER TWONUMBER TWO
I only know a few songs, thank god I'm not a boomer
>>215268755kek is this real? I thought they were all into that stuff
I'm getting anti-Indian fatigue
>>215268872but anon a black person played the guitar once that means every sound a guitar can make was stolen from black people
>>215268681All ancient cultures have cool trippy traditional and folk musics, that developed through interesting rituals and/or through the refinement process of certain cultural filtering mechanisms.But how well has India adjusted to modern styles or media? Look at their film. Look at their popular music. They're terrible at it. These forms came from Whites and blacks, who have both been incredibly innovative and crucial in their formation (people just attribute it to blacks, but half of the formula comes from classical compositional theory as well as old White folk styles that black music was filtered through)I guess the most interesting thing to come from any desi group is bhangra, but does any other group really need a bhangra vibe in their sound? Not everything needs to be mixed together.
>>215268930underrated
>>215268962Anti-indian sentiment will only get worse, because they're scamming their way into all middle class jobs, while being rapey, uncool, an contributing nothing culturallyWill this every change enough in a way that makes everyone else warm to them? I doubt it. The world is about to become shittier pretty much everywhere because it's getting flooded with them and they contribute nothing
>>215268960George and John were into it to begin with, but John became pretty disillusioned while there and became pretty miserable. Paul and Ringo only went to support the others, and both left pretty early. George is the only one who stuck with it.
>>215268962That just means you are on 4chan too much. Go to Reddit, turn on your television, or listen to your local politician if you want pro-poo messaging.
>>215268962I assure you, not as much as I have indian fatigue. I go outside, indians everywhere. I come online, indians everywhere. I'm tired.
>>215268477lol
>>215269041John realized Maharashi was a scammer con artist
>>215268515It's even funnier because the concept of the movie was taken straight from a manga that did it years earlier.
>>215268962That's because you're Indianliterally everyone hates Indians
on the road in RishikeshI was shitting more or lessand down the stream, I had a pooyes, down the stream I had a pooI'm just a child of vishnuI don't need much to take a poo
>>215268872I love Buddy Holly, I really do, but he was like a tame version of Bo Diddley.
>Something in the way she moves>Makes me a horny Uber driver>Something in how she rejects me>Just want to r*** her now>You know I'll just think of how
>>215268962Stop watching Kitboga videos
>Hands in rice is not okay>Try and use the loo some other day>Or so they say, to me yesterday
>You're gonna lose that girl>You're gonna looooose that girl>You're gonna loooooooooooooooose >If you let your girl out tonight>I'm gonna make her mine>Then I will traffic her all night>Paki fun four til nine>You're gonna lose that girl>You're gonna looooose that girl>You're gonna loooooooooooooooose >I'll make a point of taking her away from you>With anti-White laws>What else can I doooo
>>215268989It's not even Blacks. American soft power led to the dominance of Black inspired music. China is an ancient continous culture. Where is the world famous Chinese music? No one outside of them listens to their music. And like you said, India with its huge population too.The only other countries that got popular close American music are within the American cultural sphere. e.g.Latin America, kpop (kpop is not Korean culture. It's literally just American music sung in Korean).If the US had jeet slaves, we would have been hearing Sitar rock. If the US had chink slaves we would have been hearing Chinese lute rock. Black notability in music is only because they were the second largest population in an America aready burgeoning with soft power far ahead of any other country.
>>215269529But blacks at least were able to contribute something in their sensibility and musical gift to the American music formula. We're about to have a lot of Indians, but I wonder if they'll contribute much culturally. So far most of them seem to be cultureless techies and nerds who are maybe into the worst NFTs and probably listen to bands like Imagine Dragons or whatever
>>215269604And I'll add that for all of blacks' flaws, which are many, I wouldn't say they're ungifted as far as musical contribution. I don't think their role in American music was arbitrary or just a product of circumstance and would have had the same impact with other groups (have Chinese Americans produced anything? they've been here since the 1800s at least). I do think blacks are probably one of the most musically gifted groups, along with certain White ethnicities. Even if I were more racist, or in a way that were hateful (my minor racialism, which is really more just simply an acknowledgement of the existence of races and their differences but has nothing to do with hating anyone completely, even if I have biases and admit differences that I might criticize), I would still admit they're musically innovative and had a significant impact
>>215269604idk about the States, but at least here in Canada jeets also just tend to emulate black music. they like to larp as gangster rappers.
>>215269685Yeah that seems to be the case with brown immigrants in any western country. At least hispanics still have their own styles and culture that many of them still cling to. But a lot of young arabs in Europe seem to get into hip hop culture tooI've seen east asians and southwest asians sometimes get into hip hop too, but some east asians try to identify with White culture as well
>>215268347Instead of whistling we get fart sounds.
>>215268960At one point, Ringo shows up early to a recording session and in the middle of a conversation , mentions that he hated India
>>215269041John or George really is the dividing line for most anons. Ringo was peak normie and Paul was a Chad, so only John or George are left for the average anon.On the one hand, you have John. The bespectacled woman beater suffering from yellow fever. An easy "literally me" candidate for many anons.On the other hand, we have George. The clear one the press labeled "the quiet one" of the Fab Four. The one who studied the Shitar under Ravi Kampur. Was George ever formally diagnosed with autism? We will never know. But a strong "literally me" candidate nonetheless.The John v. George dichotomy is an oversimplification as a few of us are based Granny Chads (such as myself), but it is still a useful framework for understanding how the Beatles fit into chan culture.
>STAY ON THE LINE>CALL BACK AND DON'T REDEEM
>She was just seventeen>You know what I mean>And the way she screamed>Was way beyond compare...
>>215270029I've definitely come to admire Paul the most as a person. Although John was clearly his equal, talent-wise (say whatever you want about it but you have to admit it)
>>215270103>I've definitely come to admire Paul the most as a personWell, I should say that I think Ringo is a very good guy as well, actually
>>215270103>>215270134Also, should be added that George probably had the best post-Beatles run, music-wise. Although it's still not on par with John and Paul's best Beatles material. But easily beats them solo
>>215269088>That's because you're IndianThat can't be the reason cause even Indians hate other Indians
>>215270171Traveling Wilburys > Wings
>>215268989buddy have you seen any capeshit lately? hollywood is desperately trying to be bollywood, but they just don't have the charm
>>215270029Good post. I have bounced between George and John myself. Although I recognize Paul as the most consistent and talented overall, the former two had higher peaks of songwriting, at least in my opinion. And they are definitely more complicated personalities, compared to Paul who was quite clean (relatively). Something that I think goes under the radar is that John and George had quite deceptive exteriors and are almost the inverse of eachother. George preached spirituality and can come off as humble and wise above his years, but actually lived a pretty degenerate lifestyle of drugs and adultery. John wore his assholehisness and drug use on his sleeve and is often known now as the wife abuser and piece of shit, but actually that was all just a shell he built around a very sensitive core that was a result of childhood trauma and feeling lost in a materialistic and pragmatic world.I think these days I lean towards John, although I agree with anon above that George had the best solo career.
>>215270208All Things Must Pass > Wings too
Why does /tv/ suddenly hate Indians so much now?I get the whole "poo in loo" thing has been around for a while, but it seems like pajeet and saar has become their default insult now. What happened to make them all target Indians specifically?
>>215270334Cheers lad.
>>215268755https://youtu.be/j5RuCEhHcG4>fuck india>Fuck niggers>fuck womenbased john
>>215269604>>215269669Well don't you think it's interesting that when people are taking about Black music being great, they're talking specifically about American Black music?Where are all the world famous artists from Nigeria or Ghana who play African music on traditional African instruments?I'm not even being racist against Blacks. I'm saying that American soft power is unlike anythng we've seen today in the world. Everyone listens to their own music and that music only stays within their country's own sphere. America is literally the only that boosts that culture worldwide. Even the British invasion had people singing in American accents to get popular in America first before they went world wide.I'm actually saying that every culture has the potential to get boosted worldwide but only with a little help rom America
>do not redeem your apple play card>apple play card>apple play card
>>215268681> Beatles literally were a thing because White men accomplished something
>>215268962Weird how nobody was saying this while were were dunking on poos for years.Weird how it's only starting to happen now that poos ruined their own reputation and let it go mainstream with no way to come back from it.
>>215270489>Why does /tv/ suddenly hate Indians so much now?>he says while recognizing that 4chan always hated IndiansI didn't know someone could be this dense.
>>215270705>ntaThis is the same shit that happened with trannies. You're either stuck dealing with them, or dealing with people that can't go 5 minutes without screeching about them.
>>215270770No, it's not.
>>215267831DO NOT REDEEEEEMDO NOT REDEEEEEEEMYESTERDAY
>>215270534The Saudis have realized this which is why they've been buying up the American entertainment industry piece by piece.
>>215268962same. i actually don't like them too, but my outward thoughts and feelings are shaped entirely in response to oversaturation from others so now i'll have to like them now. if someone asks what my take is on the matter, i'll play it cool and pretend i'm above it all in order to convey a sense of sagacity
>>215270787It very much is. Retards on here have to remind everyone about jeets and trannies every other post they make, but the alternative is shit like reddit where you're stuck dealing with actual jeets and trannies.
>>215270852It's funny that you don't realize you're doing the same thing they are.
>>2152704894chan was ahead of the curve because it was unfiltered and all the images and clips shared of indians earlier on tipped everyone off on how disgusting they actually were. Plus we were clued into the paki rape gang stories and india rape statistics earlierAdd to that more recently waves of H1Bs coming in mostly from india making it nearly impossible for White people to find middle class jobs in recent years. People talk about AI and other factors, which contribute, but it's mostly the indians as well as liberal hiring policies which literally told companies not to hire White men, which means it usually going to indians. That's a very good reason to hate them, since it's not that they're 'outcompeting' in terms of actual skill or ability, but because they're shameless cheats, scammers and liars who fake their education and credentials and only hire each otherThey're a useless phony people and the whole world should turn on them
>>215270852the difference is that trannies are a fraction of a percent of the population and you might go your whole life only meeting one or two, if any. indians are like a quarter of the world's population and are actively invading western countries in the millions.
>>215270852There's good reason to dislike both jeets and trannies, but I do wonder if part of it is another group operating in the background here for along time trying to stoke anger at any other group than themselves (although also stoking hate for themselves because they leverage that too)
>>215270908I was referring specifically to the internet. But irl i get what you mean. Never had to deal with trannies, but i've noticed a lot more indians in the past few years, which is all the more noticeable given that asians in general are pretty rare where i live.>>215270926can't imagine what you mean by that anon>>215270852how?
>>215270897you literally think companies are purposefully hiring worse employees who are brown to avoid hiring white people to justify your hatred youre a fuckin loser dude
>>215270974fucked up the last quote>>215270883
>>215270984lol you fucked up
>>215270976>can pay them less>have more power over them given their employment and papers are intertwined>if you think there's anything nefarious you're just a butthurt whitey
>>215270976>you literally think companies are purposefully hiring worse employees who are brown to avoid hiring white peopleThey literally do, although it's also about having cheaper workers who can't ask for better working conditions or wages. It's definitely part of a program to disenfranchize and wipe out White people though. The companies aren't generally thinking in these terms (although the liberal HR ladies are, at times, in different terms). But the policies are in place due to certain other influences.
>>215270976That's exactly what's happening, actually. Companies with brown CEOs are hiring other brown people to push white people out of the job market.But you already knew that.
>>215271031The pattern goes: CEOs of a certain background promote indian middle managers and hiring managers. Hiring managers are told never to hire White men (although they do hire White women). White men become demoralized and gradually fade out through deaths of despair (suicides, overdoses, bad health). It's utterly purposeful and basically a malicious act of ethnic warfare carried out by a malicious in-group. And if you don't think said group wouldn't do this, look at how they are treating other groups they don't care for right now
>>215271095>(although they do hire White women)The purpose of this being to keep White women too busy to marry White men, although possibly sometimes marrying indians or Js, thereby diluting and erasing White people while lending these strong, good-looking, higher IQ genes to the interlopers they mix with
>>215270057I Saw Her Standing There was a song about jailbait?
>>215271176I don't think it would be regarded that way at the time because it was historically normal to court and marry a girl around that age if you were a young man. That's basically the story of everyone's grandparents and great-grandparents
>>215270976yes, actually. the west hasn't been a meritocracy in a long time, and you're a fool if you think it is. you know what capitalism loves more than merit? cheap, exploitable labour. and jeets provide exactly that. they'll work for less, put up with lower quality of life, and have an individualist culture so they can be manipulated to step on eachother and stab their fellow workers in the back and not do pesky things like form unions. with the emergence of automation, companies don't need quality labour anyway. they just need bodies. the cheapest bodies available.
YESTERDAYYYYYYYDINGALINGALINGALINGA DINGALINGA
>>215270974>I was referring specifically to the internetjeets are more present on the internet than trannies too. you do see a lot of trannies on the internet because they're vocal and tend to be terminally online losers, but india is rapidly gaining internet access and becoming more and more present online. that's part of the problem too.
>>215271018lmao jason huang literally says he is going to pay the $100k per h1b because it’s worth it for nvidia>>215271023so according to you, companies, obsessed with returning profits to shareholders, are purposefully blowing up their businesses by hiring bad employees in order to save a dollar on wages while losing x100 that in productivity in earnings. ok chuddie >>215271031>>215271095nepotism in different ethnic groups has been studied and Indian rank somewhere in the middle of the listyou guys are fucking losers and you keep enabling yourselves to blame Indians get a grip nigga . now just reply with racist insults to cope
>>215271244for minimum wage jobs where companies can exploit badly implemented immigration programs, yeah, anyone can see it in canada. for actual careers you can see companies are willing to pay even the $100k fee for h1b maybe just admit you arent as u thought and better yourself instead of crying for lack of an ethnostate
>>215271095um
>>215271263Indians as well as AI are basically making it so that the internet is going to have to enter a sort of walled-off, medieval period. As in different communities silo themselves off and shut out access to randoms (mostly indians) who would shit everything up with slop and scam everyoneThey've literally nearly ruined the internet already just like they're ruining a lot of the best countries
>>215271132maybe ur just weird and people dont really like you
>>215271276>purposefully blowing up their businessesI didn't say this. They profit off of fucking over their workers. Quality in coding etc does go down but they're not really concerned with this for now, they're only concerned with cutting overhead and 'line goes up'
>>215271367ive been on 4chan since before you lol
>>215271276>ok chuddie>get a grip nigga . now just reply with racist insults to copethese details give you away. unserious, bad-faith post
>>215271391how does line go up when they are apparently only hiring awful brown employees and not hiring glorious white men how does your argument reconcile nvidia lolllllllllllll literally the darling company of the era the copes are getting too on the nose. have some respect 5 thyself
>>2152713931. I doubt it2. so you're implying you're indian? who does it feel to know everyone hates you and not even your women want you?
>>215271417line can go up even as quality goes downi suppose you think you're clever even though you're likely some random creep hired to troll/demoralize people. wow, sooo impressive
>>215271408im being totally serious my unassuming mainland indian friends are all becoming actual racist nepotists in reaction to all the bullshit they have had to endure from you hateful chuds i actually unironically didnt give a shit before about ethnic preference in hiring but after seeing how many seething hateful assholes there are on here , am seriously considering it
>>215271427you literally have to make up charictures in your head about me to continue on with your cognitive dissonancei wont go so far as to list my sexual experiences with gorgeous white womens because that would see too tryhard :)
>>215271466you were responding to my post about indians recently making the internet worse with "I have been on 4chan longer than you". in that context that suggests you're implying you're an indian who has been around/online longer>>215271449>my unassuming mainland indian friends are all becoming actual racist nepotists in reaction to all the bullshit they have had to endure from you hateful chudslolll right. aww the poor racist caste-system mongering opportunists are sad nobody likes them. I don't believe your story but if true, GOOD. I hope they kill themselves.
>>215271276>lmao jason huang literally says he is going to pay the $100k per h1b because it’s worth it for nvidia>so according to you, companies, obsessed with returning profits to shareholders, are purposefully blowing up their businesses by hiring bad employees in order to save a dollar on wages while losing x100 that in productivity in earnings. ok chuddieYes, bringing in cheap labor that you have under your thumb in exchange for an upfront cost is profitable long term.For fucks sake, back in the days of actual slave labor, slaves weren't some cheap thing you bought for a bag of chips. They cost a shitload of money, but richfags still bought them.
the funny thing is, yes, there may be a lot of indians flooding into the US and Canada, but they're going to face the sad fact that NO White women will have sex with them. White women still just want White men
>>215271447WHY IS JASON HUANG COMMITTING TO PAYING $100K FOR EACH H1B AND NOT CHANGING TO PREFER DOMESTIC APPLICANTSCOULD IT BE FOREIGNERS ARE ACTUALLY STATISTICALLY BETTER TECH WORKERS OR IS IT PART OF NVIDIAS ANTI WHITE AGENDA
>>215271534hahaha you have that picture saved. looolll you're indian. the joke is already on you at an existential level.good night.
>>215271534>why is Colonel Sanders committed to paying out the ass for negro slaves instead of hiring white labor?>could it be that the negro just naturally picks cotton 500% faster than the white man?
>>215271534Nobody in tech that I have seen have ever suggested that indians are BETTER in that work. Huang is likely doing this out of stubbornness to get those workers in in hopes that he'll have cheap workers already in place when the H1B program likely sets back to its former pre-fine policy
>>215267831>I am the windowswoo>you are the windowswoo>I am the irs>send googookacho play cards
>>215271534pay 100k once and then proceed to pay that employee poor wages, treat them like shit, and exploit them? or hire a domestic worker who expects a salary of 100k+ every year, on top of benefits, work life balance, and is probably part of a union? you don't see how the former is more financially appealing in the long term? 100k is chump change to these technocrats, and jeets work out to be cheaper employees over time. also it's unlikely they're actually paying 100k. I don't know how it is in the states, but here in Canada companies get a ton of tax incentives to hire foreign workers so whatever they pay is probably being reimbursed back to them to some extent.
anyone ever taking indians' side online is so hilarious. who the hell other than indians (and maybe some Js or J troll farms) would ever take their side?
>>215271503le caste system xD i didnt even know what that was until people online told me about it in a country of over a billion people, some rednecks in some backwater state do racist caste stuff and in ur mind that means all Indians support it xDDyou coped and degenerated to attempts at personal insults. its the hallmark of a chvd denying facing the cognitive dissonance. i literally told you before that youd resort to attempts at racial insults
>>215271547you are coping on such a level that has become regular the downfall of the chud
>>215271577this is the dumbest thing ive read in awhile >>215271596>mental acrobatics: the post
>>215268755>>215268960>>215269041>>215269907Ringo apparently showed up to india with like 1,000 cans of baked beans because he refused to eat indian food
>>215271655>>i've been btfo: the post
total chadjeet victory
>>215271676>”yes jason huang is paying $100k per h1b to actually somehow save money via some imaginary tax break he will get from the most xenophobic administration in contemporary history”
>>215271684India really is number 1. Indians ought to move back there in mass just to bask in their complete and utter victory over us.
>>215271702>the most xenophobic administration in contemporary historythe trick to shitposting is subtly m8. you cant make it this obvious
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>India is full of coder gurus and tech gods>yet they've never made any games
>>215271761Let's be honest, women as a whole think like this.>>215271908If you can't figure the sarcasm off of what i said, i don't know what to tell you.
Meanwhile in reality Queen and Led Zeppelin were led by Indian dudes
>>215271951>the forefront of aids was led by an indiani bow
>>215271936https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_developed_in_India>red dead redemption>prince of persia
>>215271998dont trick me, it said 2 and online you jackass
>>215271998>established IPs that were outsourced for cheap laborlolLMAOIndia can't make any games.
>>215271936The game culture isn't there. Even China has only just started. Tons of Indian have probably worked for western companies though
>>215270489Jeets were liberated into the western world. What used to be a 4chan secret, became a common occurency for even the most normalfag retard. Even woke canadians are getting tired of jeets.Jeets happened to Jeets.It seems there were some kind of filters in place that only let the best among them to come here, but now it seems any jeet that can save 1k bucks can do the jump.
>>215271936Toby Fox is Indian
>>215272023Exactly, too busy engaging in rape culture.
>>215271938That shitty india pic wasn't meant as rebuke of what you said but support of it, but yeah I get how that came across that way. I just couldn't help taking the opportunity to post that
>>215269529rap and kpop are the only 2 types of popular music in china, both foreign
>>215272101fair enough m8
Why are the Indians in 7/11 so fucking rude?
