>go over to friend's house for kino night>realize you're about to have the worst fucking viewing experience ever
>>215268829>stinking dog cage sitting right therewhats up with americans and letting furred animals shit up their homes
>>215268829my sister's house is great for this, tv angled almost as bad, couches to the side perpendicular to the tv>"leaving so soon?"
>>215268829Might as well mount the TV on the ceiling. WTF. Did your friend at least give you some Ibuprofin for the neck pain?
you'll get used to it in like half an hour, no biggueI have a similar TV placement due to lack of space
No. Either we're moving the TV or I'm moving the TV. I've been in this situation with friends and you can tell people who are actually friends they're retarded for their TV placement and then help them find a better spot. Only non-friends would let "friends" place their kino viewers in an awful place without saying something.
>>215268829That's exactly how my brother in laws house is. I hate gas fireplaces, seems like every cookie cutter new construction house has one.
My grandfather has a whole big alcove over his fireplace, and he's still got the TV up there on an extra long arm so it can reach the back wall. At least it's angled towards the recliners but it's still fucking retarded.
>>215269032>>215269101Mounting TVs over the fireplace should be illegal. It looks fucking horrible and ruins the interior design
>>215268942you dont understand my house NEEDS to be covered in fur and smell like shit because it's.. it's just my AMERICAN right okay???
>>215269128The wires dangling below the TV really are the perfect finishing touch.
>>215269417>the amerimutt starts fantasizing about bbc
>>215268916why not just cuddle with your sister instead
>>215269129Why does your dogs smell like shit? Don't you have clean running water and soap in your shithole?
>>215269128>>215269503>house was built to accommodate CRT tvOH NO NO NO
Is it any worse than the friend who has a large living room set up, but expects you to watch TV on a small 20 inch screen?
>>215269129This. Never understood this dog obsession. They're fine and everything, but Americans take it too far. Especially the ones who let their dog sleep in their bed, or bringing them to the store to be a pain.
>>215268916Post her feet and describe how they smell
>>215268850>whats up with americans and letting furred animals shit up their homes
>>215269677For me it's people who have a normal sized TV but it's like 40 feet away from the couch so the viewing experience is like watching movies on a postcard.
>>215268850Dogs raised by white people are more human than 80% of homo sapiens alive today
>>215269709My dog is in bed with me right now. Gave her a bath earlier today so she's currently cleaner than any muslim on Earth.
>>215269865Keep talking shit kaffir. God will burn you on the day of judgement.
>>215269677The one with a $20 Amazon projector projecting it onto his filthy basement wall with an outlet smack in the middle.
>>215269787islam has a thing against dogs and seems to enjoy abusing them. Hassan proving this right
>>215269917Holy frig. It actually IS only seething poopskins behind anti-dog posts. I thought it was just anons being contrarian
man I walk into some peoples houses, see their tv setup and just secretly harshly judge them.
>>215269917>2 more weeks!
>>215269989Every fucking living room looks the exact same now
>popcorn ceilingimagine hanging out with poors
>>215269978Muslims are just shit all around
>>215269989Me every time I go to my gf's best friend's apartment. Women are the king of slobs.
>>215270046they beat women though so sometimes they get it right
>>215270354brown poster
I was invited to a semi recent Wrestlemania party with a 27" CRT. I did not flush my poop in response
>>215268829i fucking hate this shit, man. its this plus frame smoothing and interpolation, for me. if you don't pass me the remote so i can cut that shit off i'm about to pull whatever we're watching up on my PHONE and watch a smaller but better looking version of it.
>>215269709did you know amerimutts but psychiatric medicine for their dogs? they literally load them up with lexapro and ritalin lmao
>>215268829>>215269128>I want the "sitting in the first row at the movie theater" experience in my own home. Why yes, I do take two Ibuprofen a day for neck pain, how did you know?
>>215268850The worst part is when they don't even take care of the dog, either. Or when their pet does commits a minor infraction while you're trying to watch kino and their owner fucking chimps out at them and starts whipping 'em with a belt. A lot of pet owners should not be pet owners.
>>215268829I always wonder what these people think when they have an "unexplained" sore neck. Even a 2hr movie would be brutal on that.
>>215268829poor doggy
>>215269917The only way to Heaven is through our LORD and Savior Jesus Christ.
>>215270418>they literally load them up with lexapro and ritalin lmao
>>215269978It's because dogs can instinctively sense bad people.
>>215270421They do it because 99% of the time they're home alone and they lay out on the couch like it's a living room bed.
>>215269574That's why so many of them convert to Islam in prison. Perfect synergy.
>>215268850> dog cage what if its actually a wife cage
>>215268829>popcorn ceiling
>>215270437This sounds like a brown experience. I have never see anyone abuse their pets in front of me and I would get mad if they did.
>>215271160OP should beat his stupid TV placing friend to show dominance and take the wife>>215271240Popcorn ceiling is based, don't take your opinions from the herd you FAGGOT
>>215271240fucking fake bathroom tile ass hardwood flooring and you go for the ceiling like the little trained dog that you are you belong in that cage
>>215270354do you wish your mom got beat?
>>215270437Traumatized faggot.
>>215271541>>215271556>t. popcorn ceiling poorfags
>>215268829I know someone with this same set up. I wonder if they ever turned the chimeny on if the heat would damage the TV.
>>215268850What is it with non-Americans thinking they matter?
>>215268850I agree dog crates shouldn't be positioned so close to where people will be sitting for hours at a time, but what kind of Islamic shithole did you crawl out of where people having pets in the house is abnormal?
>>215269709>>215270418>>215270437You third-worlders have clearly never even set foot in America. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>215269787>>215269824Unless you have one of those tiny abomination dogs originally bred to amuse aristocracts, your dog should not live indoors. Most dog breeds were selected over millennia for specific behaviors that give them fulfillment and happiness. If a hunting/shepherding/etc breed can't do those things in your house, they are suffering. Only in the last century have these dogs been forced to live indoors. Their active time is now limited to shitting on mowed lawn grass while you watch and wait to pick it up. If you're a typical city/suburban dog owner then you're subjecting your dog to 24/7 cruelty.
>>215271538If only. It was a white alcoholic.
>>215271650I (>>215271714) live in Mississippi, brother. lol
Although, to be fair, Mississippi is one of the third world American states. Arkansas as well. Romania is bodying us in access to healthcare and life expectancy per capita.
>>215269128>>215268829How does anyone who does this hook up their game consoles?
>>215268916>he goes and watches TV with friends/familyretarded behaviour. Just talk?
>>215268829>girl asks me and another guy around to watch a movie with her and some other girl >she pulls out american football movie >we are all nerds, she is a nerd, the us two guys are nerds and the other girl is a nerd>all too polite to protest but eventually I say 'so why this movie?' >she says you are guys, you like sports>she keeps saying just watch it you'll like it >eventually i ask if we can just hang and not watch a movie>she relents but is visibly bereft that we didn't want to watch the football movie
>>215268829the chair reclines so you're basically staring at the textured ceiling while watching the kino
>>215269787so is that why he has the prop dog, not just 'to seem relatable' but specifically 'to seem American'? fuckkk
>>215268829That entire room smells like dog
>>2152718774chan is an 18+ site. Leave while you still can
>>215271709only post that matters ITT
>>215269128It's also very bad for the TV itself to be positioned right next to a heat source.
>brown people turn the thread upside down to give some outlet for their dog hateYou will never be civilized
>>215271709this ,dogs are fuckin gross and dumb and so is their owners
