Is Amleth a relatable character or is he too much of a mad lad for that?
eggman is too kino for /tv/
>>215268991I could sympathize with the character, but I didn't find him particularly relatable.The Northman was one of the rare films that I hated the first time I saw it, and loved the second time.Still not the best viking film tho. Valhalla Rising takes the top spot.
>>215268991>relatableWho cares?
>>215269178>Valhalla Rising takes the top spot.Mads as Woden is top kino.
>>215268991>Is Amleth a relatable character
He was fine, it was the two bogfaced women that kept taking me out of it. Especially Kidman's old ass. I couldn't fucking imagine what Eggbert was thinking when he cast those two.
>>215268991He isn't supposed to be relatable. He's a man from the 5th century.
>>215269189Ah yes, the Viking heritage that's so common among white men. We. Wuz. Vikangz.
>>215268991He is a wolf beserker. Calling him a madlad is a bit of an understatement.
>>215269178I loved it the first time through. It seemed to be faithful to the history and lore. "Relateability" wasn't really what I was expecting given it is a Norse saga put to film: a tale of revenge and destiny with Arthuric legend.
>>215269178>The Northman was one of the rare films that I hated the first time I saw it, and loved the second time.Funny, same happened with me. Saw it in the theater twice, had a lot better opinion of it the second time around.Some movies just seem to be like that. I had to watch oldboy a couple times before it clicked with me as well.
eggers makes the most lifeless movies
I only watched this movie for ATJ butt
>>215268991This movie commits the worst cinematic sinBoring
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>>215269189i wonder what varg did today
>>215271442his name is kristian
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>>215271499everyone should call him that, he hates it and gets completely flustered and it's hilariousvarg means wolf in norwegianhe's literally that pathetic dude who changed his name to wolf to sound cool
>>215271532>varg means wolf in norwegiankek thats fucking hilariously edgy hahaha
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>>215271792>see opinion you don't like>better post about black menanon, you're not doing anyone any favors.
>>215271258Really? Might have to watch now.
>>215268991I'd given that movie a 10/10 if he had choosen in the end to abandon revenge and choose life. I know I know based on the saga and all, I get it. But still.
>>215269189Of all white history to latch on to, Vikingrs really aren't that amazing. I don't understand the fixation, I can only assume it's because the lack of detailed written accounts of them they've sort of been mythologised into bad ass seafaring bogeymen.
I found 2 hours of the northman far more of a slog to sit through than 3.5 hours of killers of the flower moon that went by a in a blink
>>215272641We're appealing to the lowest common denominator. Maybe if we can present a white culture based upon raiding and stealing maybe non-whites will relate
>>215272657I get wanting to impress the native qt, but you can't honestly tell me you found flower more tolerable than northman
>>215269178>Valhalla RisingGood for the first 60 minutes.
>>215272641they were pretty impressive and traveled as far as north america in the west, and mongolia in the east, trading.fearless, clever, strong, took over England and ruled it, took over france - settled in scotland, greenland, ireland, northern spain - they made everyone else look like noob fags stuck in the beginner zone.
>>215272971>i read a wikipedia article so im an expertNorthman is best at the end.
>>215273004As much as I dislike Refn, the first hour of Valhalla Rising is better than all of The Northman.
>>215273093I never said valhalla is better or worse, just that northman really takes off in the end. The beginning is really just set-up.
Vikings were violent savages. It's funny that barbarianism is seen as noble among whites.
>>215268991This movie was terrible and so was Nosferatu
>>215273428Fucking retard.
I watched it and related to it because my mother is just like his.
>>215273428>avenge your father, outsmart the local richfag who took you as a slave>>dem yt peepol be pretending to be us like slaves n shiet
I've never been triggered by a movie like The Northman. When they attack the Slavic village in the beginning and just send the little children in the barn to be burned alive makes my blood boil (Obviously, Yes - I am a Slav). I imagine scenarios in which me and my ancient slavic brothers prepare for the northfags, set a trap and torture them to death. Biggest consolation is the state of nordic ''''men'''' in the modern age and seeing what a bunch of weak pussies they are right now.
>>215271499look at these arms lolwhat a fag
>>215273568>t. muhammad for chechnya (true russian patriot number 1)
>>215273590I am Croatian. I don't care abt Russians or Slavism at all 2bh, this is the only thing that ever got me even thinking in that direction. Weird.
>>215273632Only thing more subhuman than a Croat is a Serb. Congratulations I guess, you're not the absolute bottom of the barrel.
>>215273632If it makes you feel any better, anglo's are literally nordic raider rape babies. Difference is we didn't sit around crying about it, we just used what our ancestors taught us on the rest of you.
>>215273648thank you, that means a lot coming from you
>>215273428Vikings were just white dudes who one day decided to hop into a boat and sail to wherever the ocean would take them. They discovered and settled new and uncharted lands, traded with natives for exotic goods, and skirmished with foreigners and pillaged their loot.They’re the purest expression of the Germanic spirit. Adventuresome, animated by wanderlust, not content to simply live at home and engage in subsistence agriculture forever.If that makes them evil violent savages, then I guess I’m pro-violent savage
>>215268991Saar?
>>215274350>i am indian plz believe, not b8 i promise
>>215274350Iceman is ludo kino, I wish there were more movies like that. I did like The Northman though so I still can't relate to this image.
>>215272641They were the last vestige of the "Indo-European" religion (though Balts actually lasted until the late (?) 1300s but I guess they didn't get around a lot) and "pre-feudal" culture
>>215268991vikings at the time didn't look like some crossfit 5% bf faggot. They needed fat on their bodies to deal with the cold. Faggot movie.
>>215268991Two things about the Northman. 1. It was kino2. It filtered /tv/ That's all that needs to be said.
