Why are they so desperate to turn Hermione and Snape into brown or black?>inb4 what's this anonThey are making new HP audiobooksHarry Potter and the Philosopher’s/Sorcerer’s Stone releases 4th November; Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets releases 16th December, 2025; Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban releases 13th January, 2026; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire releases 10th February, 2026; Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix releases 10th March, 2026; Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince releases 14th April, 2026; concluding with the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows on 12th May, 2026.
>>215271286The originals aren't even that old..and as far as can tell, were widely loved. Weirdest reboot.
>>215271301yeah I love the Stephen Fry onesListening to OotP right nowchapter Luna Lovegood
>>215271286it was her or ron i guessalso this is the first time i've seen a full fucking 'casting' for an audiobook fucking hellalso what's with the headbands
>>215271330>ronThey'll thankfully never turn the Weasleys black since it would be bad optics to take the family of poor people with too many kids and no money and make them black.They're the only gingers safe from the blackening.
>>215271360yeah exactlyusually they default to replacing the ginger but in this case it'd cause a bit too much of an upset
>>215271286> turn Hermione and Snape into brown or black?They're easily the smartest most competent characters, so now the story is a bunch of bumbling White retards + two brown geniuses which is exactly a message a libtard like Rowling would want to convey. I think JK sucks
>>215271286why are they wearing headbands
>>215271286>Why are they so desperate to turn Hermione and Snape into brown or black?Because there's two types of girls: the weird ones who want to fuck Snape and the ones who want to self insert as Hermione and think about fucking Draco. They had to make those two particular ones blacked in some way to destroy the female fantasy.
>>215271286>cush jumbo
>>215271286Just Kidding Rowling loves her brown foreigners as long as they are not transfaggies
>>215271463based
>>215271403To prevent gamer dent
>>215271301It has been 25 years since the first one. By comparison if you go back 25 years from when the first movie came out Star Wars wasn't even released yet.
>full fucking voice cast for an audiobooki guess it's not surprising but this is the first time i'm hearing of thislike old school drama/radio plays i guess
>>215271286> narrator> cash jumbowhy blacks have names like this?
>>215271569>>215271582Oh shit, I might have to listen to this (with the coloreds parts replaced by whites with AI of course).
>>215271481>even Bellatrix goes "DEH!" now>>215271569>Matt Berry as Sir Cadoganactually based choice, he's perfect for the role of a boisterous retard
>>215271733new star wars character just dropped
>>215271360>>215271373The weasleys' raceswapping was so predictable there were already tons of videos and memes about it (like this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUABYUuX84I )so they probably had no choice but to keep them as they were.
>>215271844THE DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS PROFESSOR POSITION... I DUN WAN IT!
>>215271844There's no way he has the charisma or range to play Lockhart. The actor is a gormless dullard that can only play himself.
Who is playing Dracula Mouthoil?
So basically Hermione is never going to be a white girl again, right?
>>215271991AI will make her any color you want her to be, fret not.
>>215271991Hermione and Snape were never white, Chud. Now give us your old, factually incorrect edition of the books and movies so we can burn them forever.
>>215271961Check between snap and loopin
>>215271672Remember the episode where Lagertha got pregnant through rape when she was leaving the parking lot but she wouldn't agree to abortion because Odin was against it?
>>215271286soo this is just a marketing post right?
>>215271286>narratorI'm sorry?
>Cush Jumbo
>>215272276Yes
>>215272692it sounds like something H P Lovecraft would name a black character.
>>215271327Underrated. I like phoenix more and prisoner less as I get older
>>215271360Blacking Snape black would have pretty bad optics too. Snape getting bullied while younger takes on a whole different meaning if he's an urban youth.
>>215271514I like the Jim Dale ones. Somehow he does a good 11 yo girl
>>215271703>riz ayyyy
>>215272692>Hairy Pootah bes n Proud'Lard n' shit. Da cracka aunt bes like "Hun hunnn, U ain't goin, nigga!"
>>215271286remember, this is the same globoshlomo "culture" that put several white people out of work because they were voicing non-white characters. it's about disenfranchising and replacing white people within the civilizations and societies that their ancestors created for themselves. it's that simple.
>>215271525Feels odd knowing both Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are starring in Harry Potter adaptions at the same time, but neither are in the same adaption.
>>215272861i'm sure if the show makes it to later books (don't hold your breath) they'll find a place for Pegg, like Barty Crouch Sr. perhaps.
>>215272751This is one of the most insane altering of reality examples ever made. Worse than the Gillette commercial. AHS has always been super gay lefty whatever but even for them this is insane and they made a whole season about buttfucking
>casting popular actors over professional voice actorsbig mistake.
>>215271542They have black parents
>>215271651having a poo playing a poo, that's a bit racist. They should be race swapping.
>>215273496Worked great with the Hobbit and Andy Serkis.
>>215271991They are just voices.
>>215273496She has the budget and they have talent
>>215271286>Hermione and Snape into brown or black?Both half-blood White = wizardBlack = muggles
>>215271525>"nooo you shouldn't enjoy entertainment meant for children">appears in star wars, trek, capeshit, Harry fucking PotterWould it kill the fucker to have some integrity?
>>215271301It's not that weird. A new series creates hype and hype is good for the toys business, which is a very large part of any media franchise. A younger audience is going to be more interested in a new thing than in 20 year old movies.
>>215271301Not really. Sony rebooted the Spiderman movies five years after Raimi's third.Anyway, even back in the day, fans were talking about a more faithful adaptation of the books while the films were still in production.
>>215271569>Sir CadoganLiterally who >Looks it upLiterally who
