>>215272406
legally every movie made in Australia needs to be about abbos, trannys, or both

>>215272406
You don't watch the rover or animal kingdom

>>215272406
aussies have no filmmaking culture. george miller and mel gibson are anomalies

American in Australia. Brisbane is 80% Indians. Barely any whites at Brisbane Airport and CBD. What the hell happened here?

>>215272466
you know

>>215272439
>i'm a zoomer and i need to broadcast it
Australia had good kino a decade or two ago. your country being full of browns is a recent thing,

>>215272406
>soulful
>sydney
kek

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>soulful cities

>>215272406
they think everything they do has to be epic exciting or bleak. nothing in between. you see the landscape you switch off.

>>215272589
There were plenty of suburb kino. The problem is suburbs became an enclave from living next to niggers. Prior to that suburbs were kino.

>>215272456
Try telling that to Crocodile Dundee and Yahoo Serious.

>>215272406
It's hot af to the point it's not good for equipment, you have fuck all types of location (dismal city, bland outback, nice looking beach), you won't get good tax breaks & you don't want to risk your actors getting injured by the everything there that will kill you. Also Australians are shit. I cannot state that enough. They are Brits exposed to the sun. And that is terrible.

>>215272406
>Australia
>soulful cities
Anon...

>>215272386

Becky Lucas - Stand Up Special - Sydney 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xC8YuPUKSY

>>215272676

Beccy Lucky movie
"Oaw fukk!"
"Fucking fuck"
Shakes her hand. Painted her nail wrong.
Wrote "nigger" by accident.
Looks at it. "Meh" likes it. Leaves it.
"Is that offensive?" Asked a white supremicist. "Yep" why are you thinking about them.
"It's nice."
"No it isn't."
"Maybe I want enemies"
"Good idea."
"No it isn't%"
Ribs it off. "They're persons." Talking propaganda. "Ow come fuck me. (Sad face)"
"Who are you asking?"
"Mr Plastic my favorite dildo."
"I'm jealous."
"You would be" (holds her hands like a fisherman)

Around the other deli, third one licky. Lessy using the back as a library.
"Give me your glasses, they would look good on me."
"Hang on. Has these got pussy on them???"

>>215272756
>mad ausie
>muh climate
lel. hollywood fags are use to temperate weather, but even they can mage. i think ausies are just cucked by their government,

>brothels are legal in most australian cities
wait, so australians can literally wanlk into a building and get sex on demand?

how is anyone in Australia an incel?

>>215272406
because unless it was about american or english people visiting, then it would have Australian accents, which would mean it would make no money because the largest market (US) would be inaccessible since they can't understand it. And before you get all butthurt about that - think how funny and ridiculous a saffa or kiwi accent sounds to you. That's like 10% of how goofy and weird you sound to Americans, because you've been hearing those accents in your life a lot more than they've been hearing yours

Beccy Lies Matter movie or whatever. Part 2..

Fucked up person looks at her.
"Wanna get fucked up more.?"
"I'm good."
"No you're not."

>>215272456
James Wan is Australian too. He directed the Saw series and The Conjuring and a bunch of other big movies.

>>215272466
I'm pretty sure it's because of house prices and universities. Australia has a bunch of tax loopholes so rich people can buy heaps of house and make a ton of money renting them out for exorbitant prices, which has brought in a lot of chinese investors. The universities take in huge amounts of international students, they make a ton of money from it because they charge them 10x more than Australian students. The two large universities in brisbane are pretty close to the city which is why you see a lot of immigrants in the city, but if you go out a bit further it's mostly white people still.

>>215272813
Shit that's another point, you don't want to risk being trapped in the country for years and forced to stay at home wearing a facemask even when you're alone or you get put in a camp.

>>215272825
Whores charge out the ass. You make that kind of money, you can just date a college chick and pretend there's no money involved.

>Pozztralians
>white
lol lmao

>>215272406
Any story you can do in Australia, you can do on the North or South American continent better, unless it's a very specific non-fiction subject, like WW2 or something.

3
"Hay baby can you drive me to something happening"
"I'm a taxi"
"That's a yes. Do it.

>>215272874
kek, some aussie fugitive actually turned himself in during covid after 20 years because the lockdowns fucked him over.

>>215272825
They aren't cheap unless you like Asians.

>>215272456
Bruce Beresford is objectively great

>>215272907
lel, support local business in a sense, just pay some local broad to suck your dick.

B5
"4 actually"
Guy in a wheelchair goes up a wheelchair access ramp. She runs up the stairs. Beats him by enough to fuck him over for the rest of the day. Pissed off. Abusing the other people abled in the leg department.

"MY PENIS STILL WORKS"
Desired effect disabled too.

Beck flirts with a cop. "You like criminals mate".
Cop ignores it.
She joins the disabled.

"How about you.?"
He wheels away.

What''s the difference between Urban Australia, Regional Australia, Rural Australia and Outback?

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>>215272825
>Your 18-year-old daughter becomes a prostitute and whores herself in the same school uniform you bought for
Such is life in Australia

>>215272973
>Urban Australia
Singapore 2.0
>Regional Australian
Real Australia
>Rural Australia
Globalist farmer scum most of whom have already sold their farm to China and now are employed as a manager on the farm
>Outback
Abos and miners temporarily living on site

Buffy
Yoga lesbos have gained confidence from the nude beach denying perverts. Advertising for recruits in the muff army on purchases (foam mats) in the city. A homo (hobo) on cardboard beside them begging does the same thing.

>>215272870
>James Wan
>Australian
A chink cannot be Australian by definition just as how an Australian cannot be Chinese

>>215273018
Welcome to americanization faggot. A chink is just as australian as an actual anglo debt convict.

>>215273018
he has an australian accent and went to an australian film school though so it fits for an "australian filmmaker"

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>>215273043
>t. americas greatest film maker

>>215273043
Australian = Descendant from people from the British Isles who created Australia
>>215273037
Australians don't buy into that shit people here ask your "nasho" meaning nationality by which they mean your ethnicity non-Anglos don't even refer to themselves as Australian it only exists in the fantasy world of the leftist media

>>215272973
>Urban Australia
It depends where in the city. The CBD is very cosmopolitan but with a large Chinese population. It's trendy, progressive, and usually has something fun to do. Also there are constant protests.

The city outskirts are the grimmest places in the country. Trash houses crammed full of refugees and other foreigners. Constant problems with crime which has become increasingly brutal in the past few months.

>>215273085
>The city outskirts are the grimmest places in the country. Trash houses crammed full of refugees and other foreigners. Constant problems with crime which has become increasingly brutal in the past few months.

Are the suburbs really that bad?

Box
A guy on stilts picks a fight with a pituary giant. Loses. Tries on the stilts. Falls over.
"What was that supposed to be fuckhead?"
She shakes her head. Drinks thickshake purging the failure. Walking on. Zoo exhibit voted off the island.

"Hey"
"Hey"
"What are you a fuckin movie"
Sucks straw. Moving on.

"Fuck ai meant to say mirror." "Fucking cunt."
Sucks straw checking with eyes if anyone is watching.

"Hey want this?"
Offers it to another hobo.
He drinks it. "This doesn't have cum in it does it?"
"Bit late to ask mate"
She walks on. He throws it away down diagusted.

>>215272406
Fuck I hate summer. Sweating at 6am, sweating 5 mins after I get out of a cold shower, sweating when I’m trying to fall asleep. Mosquitos already following me around 24/7 I HATE IT!!!!

What is the coldest country in Europe? I want to move.

>>215273094
Not OP but yes it is I live over an hour away from the CBD but there's more and more Indians here every month soon I will have to leave to live in the nearby mountains just to get away from them White Flight has pushed Australians into the mountains hours away from cities that's how bad it is

>>215273076
He's an australian citizen who makes films, so he's an australian film maker. I guess you could say malaysian-born australian film maker if you really wanted to be pedantic.

>>215273076
>Australians don't buy into that shit people here ask your "nasho" meaning nationality by which they mean your ethnicity non-Anglos don't even refer to themselves as Australian it only exists in the fantasy world of the leftist media
Could've fooled me. We're filled to the brim with asian students here, but australians seem to be that 100x. You guys get dictated by shit that "hurts the feelings of the chinese people"

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>>215273112
i don't think it's that dramatic. Most areas are majority white people still

>>215273094
Not all of them obviously. But West Melbourne really sucks and is basically a dumping ground for poor foreigners. Going from West to East is like a gradient going from black to white/Asian.

The latest news from that part of the city is how two teenagers were hacked to death by a gang of teens wielding machetes.

>>215273129
What are the downsides of Brisbane

>>215273076
>Australian = Descendant from people from the British Isles who created Australia
Lol. Incorrect you convict scum. True Aussies are the abbos, you lot a just a bunch of British rejects.

>>215273116
Being an Australian citizen doesn't make you Australian you dumb nigger it's not a hard concept no different to being a German citizen that doesn't make you German nor does being a Japanese citizen make you Japanese
>>215273119
That doesn't mean Australians view them as Australian at all that's the policy of all major Australian political parties and not reflective of the view of the populace

>>215273129
>2016 census
Not even the most recent census and even the latest census (2021) is extremely stale data today

>>215273184
Abos have nothing to do with Australia though you stupid cunt the concept and creation of Australia is entirely the product of Anglo-Celts Australia did not exist until we built it the Abos didn't call it Australia even the word "Abo" is a European word you stupid nigger

Peak NPC Sheeple Australian Male Core:
-poker
-fishing
-being a tradie
-drinking lager
-driving a 'ute' (pigfat truck)
-wearing flannelette
-having a mustache
-going to the barber
-tan work boots
-meat pies
-crackling

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>>215273184
>be abbo
>such irredeemable faggots that your island is a dumping ground for debtors
>being a island prison actually improves conditions on the island

>>215273193
2021 is also misleading because lots of Asians went back home to ride out COVID and since then there's more than ever coming and staying here

>>215273165
Too hot in summer. Traffic is really bad a peak hour. Everything is so expensive now, espeically owning/renting a home. Too many international students at university. Not many creative people, if you like working on things it hard to meet anyone to work with.

>>215272456
Australia was making featur films before the US.

>>215272589
Wrong.

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Should i move to canberra bros? Got a line on working for the Feds and Melb traffic/roads are absolutely wrecked i'm mcfucking over it

>>215273190
New world countries like Aus aren't the same type of entity as a European country like Germany. It doesn't make sense for it to be a British ethno state because that's what the UK is meant to be. It's just that Europeans have greedily tried to copy the US and imploded their own continent.

>>215273190
"australian filmmaker" means they come from australia, it' doesn't mean they were born in australia. Same reason everyone isn't seggretated by skin color for the olympics. Citizenship means you are from that country. This is basic english language 101 stuff

>>215273190
>That doesn't mean Australians view them as Australian at all that's the policy of all major Australian political parties and not reflective of the view of the populace
I'm busting your balls, but i'm pretty sure you're dealing with the same shit as my area. No one wants too look racist by pointing out that richfags are bringing them in en masse for their own cheap labor, but everyone knows. The actual migrants as people are fine, but it's pretty obvious that a certain group is deliberately bringing them in.

>>215273251
Germany started off somewhere though you dumb nigger it wasn't always Germany the people and idea spawned from earlier existing Bell Beaker culture and people

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>>215272406
Australia is not an interesting country. They are just generic brand aglos with a funny accent.

There just have two regions: Urban and Rural. With the rural setting, you can make third rate Western/neo western movies, I guess. Abos are fat, ugly and sniff petrol all day so they can't be romanticized like Native Americans. All their """traditions""" are shit made up in the 70s.

Forget about the Urban areas tho. They're just pozzed wastelands with soi faggots everywhere who spend all day aping American liberals. You will find no art in thse cities. Probably the blandest cities in all of the West.

Apart from popcorn flicks like Mad Max, Australia has produced no culture worth speaking of.

>>215273295
>thse cities
oh no no

>>215273259
>Citizenship means you are from that country.
No it doesn't especially when you can buy literally buy citizenship you are part of the problem and have watered down words and twisted their meanings to the point where if a chink buys Australian citizenship he's now "Australian" citizenship in the modern world is detached from being part of or from that country

>>215273184
The average Anglo-Celtic Australian doesn’t have convict ancestry. The majority are normal British people that settled and their descendants.

>>215273284
Yeah but 'Australian' isn't an ethnicity the way German is. We don't have a unique language. The conditions just aren't the same. The Germans also had a historic connection to their land, that's what blood and soil means. Even most white Australian families immigrated fairly recently.

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>>215273295
>aglos

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>>215273295
>There just have two

>>215273309
>>215273341
>>215273351
Looks like I hit a nerve

>>215273341
>be britfag
>call someone a cunt for not liking your local sports team while letting asians rape the local slag
>be aussie
>call someone a cunt for not liking your local sports team while letting asians rape the local redneck broad
it's very different

You should hit a grammar guidebook

>>215273295
Movies don't get made about places because they're interesting. Places become interesting because movies are made about them. You could romanticize Melbourne or Sydney the same way a million films have romanticized various American cities.

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>>215273391
>place movie in rural australia
>it's just 2 hours of abbos huffing gas and ausies wondering why their car wont start

Australian joker

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>>215273207
>because they didn't name something it means they didn't own it
Fucking ell, you convicts are hilariously retarded. The abbos are the true owners of land. It's irrelevant if they gave it, its modern name or not.
>>215273210
Land belongs to the abbos. Simple as.
The "white" Aussies are 10x bigger fags than them.

>>215273165
Living in Brisbane

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>>215273076
have you thanked the first Australians today yet anon?

Meh. They're dumb people with incredibly goofy accents.
There's a reason their only good movie is lord of the rings

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>>215274669
>The abbos are the true owners of land.
proof?

>>215272825

1. The prices are daylight robbery
2. Hookers don't count.

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>>215272825
>how is anyone in Australia an incel?
You get called an incel here for being slightly lonely + male
lets not pretend the qualifications are hard anymore. Hell even if you have a good argument and she doesn't, thats enough

>>215272406
Because normalfaggots stream everything. They stopped buying movie tickets, dvds.
They handed over creative taste not even to test audiences of pilot eps, but a handful of suits that control what goes on 'the catalogue'
In the past, if your movie sucked, you didn't get ticket sales. The power of plain old money meant winners won, and losers failed.
Streaming normalfaggots bought and paid for 'Amy Schumer netflix special'.
It has never been more over.

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>>215273184
>convict scum
Only foreigners think this is insulting instead of a point of pride for every White Australian.

>>215272406
Because post-apocalypse is a played out genre

>>215272406
>set in Australia
a lot of hollywood films nowadays are filmed in australia
though they all pretend it's america and not australia

>>215272456
all australians actors are fake australians
russel crowe is new zealander. mel gibson is american. sam neil is irish who grew up in new zealand. hugo weaving was born in africa etc

>>215275510
Dame Edna was a man.

Idk dad's Google search history was pretty kino

>>215275510
troye sivan is my fav aussie actor.

>>215272406
https://youtu.be/IIcmsjT73Yk?t=19

>>215275510
Damn... at least we still have Gout Gout.

>>215272973
>Urban Australia
Not much different to urban America honestly. Endless sprawl of mystery meat overweight netflix addicts with no culture in ugly, ugly houses
>Regional and rural
Meth zombie no man's land
>Outback
Drunk abos and cattle stations the size of a European contry

>>215273129
Having recently moved here from Melbourne it was a culture shock seeing white kids out and about in the streets

>Downsides
Worst traffic in the country and what it lacks in wogs it makes up for in bogans

>>215275393
>Haha British prisoners built one of the most nations in the world in less than 200 years
>This is supposed to be an insult at us rather than the person saying it
Browns are so low IQ they don't even realise they're admitting their own inferiority

>>215275713
>>215275393
Only low IQ whites would be proud to be rejected by proper British society and relegated to some shithole island.
LMFAO.

>>215275929
You're not White at all so I don't care what you think. Your insult was inoffensive.

>>215272406
cause australians dont really care about their own culture theyre more interested in trying to be americans

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>>215272406
Because Americans make all the big movies and they don't think Australia is exotic outside of half-remembered Mad Max and Crocodile Dundee pastiches in the outback.

>>215275393
This is my father's favourite painting of all time, incidentally.

>>215273422
>some hick in the boonies of the outback can’t find out what the hell is wrong with pa’s truck
>sets out to his neighbor’s house for help
>then set out to town for help
>get stopped by some gas sniffing abbos
>adventure ensues
Unironically I like it as a hook. I’m bad at putting my mind to words but imagining Mad Max 1 type junkyards as a backdrop or dense foliage (would be funny if they aped LOTR in some shots to make it seem grander then some gas addicts and white trash), telling a story of a guy accidentally collecting enough car parts to make his own car, thus not needing his father’s anymore, with a twist of the car just needing an oil change in the first place.
There’s a message in there about youth and coming into your own no matter what your environment is. And there’s a message about looking up to your father/seeing his problems for what they are.

>>215272406
Australia briefly made more movies than America. Then Hollywood happened and the American film industry ate them alive. Just like the American film industry ate the rest of the Anglosphere's film industries.

>>215272406
because a much more scenic prettier country is right next door, New Zealand. Why film in Australia when you can film there

>>215276136
Yeah you didn't care and were so not offended you HAD to post a response saying that you didn't care. Lmao @ ur fragile convict ass

>>215272456
You forgot Peter Weir