>Gay or not, There's no threat from you. You could have your cock in her, you still wouldn't have the balls to fuck.How do you respond without sounding mad
>>215275434>Haha, yes, Jeff. My cock in her! Chance would be a fine thing, a fine thing indeed.
>>215275434Just give him a look and go "WTF are you talking about?"
>>215275434Shut up, manlet.
>>215275459Probably saying that a bit too much now.
>>215275434>As luck would have it I don't have to fuck, just having my cock in her would make me cum then and there.
>>215275434for ages it was like mark was competing with this lad for Sophie but then he just changed his mind when he was about to marry her. Pointless show.
>>215275519It's like that IRL. You pull a girl off some dude at a party and then realize you're not even attracted to her, you just wanted to cuck him.
>>215275519Wanting what you can't have vs having what you don't want
>>215275434Give him a noogie
>>215275434I'd report him for workplace harassment. His behaviour is not acceptable. This is why I work with all women irl as they are all nice to me and there is so fighting or being mean.
>>215275592Women will just be mean to you behind your back
>>215275519It's all from the characters personal perspectives. To Mark and even the audience as a result, especially in early seasons, Sophie appeared nice and relatively sweet but it turned out she was actually a miserable wreck and a cunt and future shit mother. And Mark being a giant waffling pussy isn't out of character either.
Jeff ended up raising another man's sonFor some reason the writers make it seem humiliating for Mark
>>215275434and yet he ended up raising Mark's sonthe chad-lite was defeated by the beta
>>215275434We should test that out some time and see.
>>215275613She became worse because of Mark being a total degenerate.sophie started maybe 50/100 in terms of how good a person she was while mark was a 30/100
>>215275642He wasn't a chad lite he was just a retarded normie.
>>215275668Did she? I thought she became worse because of the company she kept and just generally being shit with her qualities coming to the surface. Just like the illusion of Dobby is also shattered over time (plus there's an element of dorky girl gets attention and "blossoms" into a "cool" bitch).
>>215275519It do be like that sometimes
>That episode where a woman just straight up gets away with rape
>>215275694She was a shit person to begin with, it all starts coming out the closer Mark gets.Potentially wanting a three way in the cabin at the lake.Maybe cheating in BristolTaking Es and trying to get Mark to do it tooAnd then post-marriage she just becomes even more of a mess.
>>215275519I've hated every girl I've ever dated after the first week of it. I also hate my wife I've just learned it's something I needed to deal with if I wanted a family.
>>215275736It wasn’t a proper rape at all>>215276023Don’t go and do a Chris Watts faggot
>>215275434>>How do you respond without sounding madthats not what your mother said last night jeff you dumb cunt
>>215276023It's like that for most of us desu
Big Suze was way too nice for Jez
>>215276180Even if she is a posh spazz she's the best one.
>>215275519>why does this show about pathologically weak fuckups feature the behavioral patterns of pathologically weak fuckups
>>2152762312nd best
>>215276180I love when her and johnson are all petty to eachother
>>215275519that was the point of it, and somewhat realistic
>>215276295She was so smoking hot. When Ana de Armas started appearing in movies I thought it was the Elena actress, but then I realised they don't look alike really, they just have a vaguely similar face shape and both look 'exotic'.
>>215275434I wouldn’t say anything to him. I would listen, which is what no one ever did.
>>215276295You'd go to Hastings for a loaf of bread too
>>215275434probably by worming my way into a relationship with her anyways, embarassing her at the chapel by hiding for hours, annuling the marriage, impregnating her, then giving our baby the bare minimum legal support while she becomes a dysfunctional alcoholic, leaving Jeff to clean up my mess
>>215275434This show hits too close to home for my liking.
I don't think anything can top the wedding scene for me. There was so many good moments the first few seasons but everything leading up to the wedding then the entire conversation while they're hiding absolutely killed my sideshttps://youtu.be/TOhDX-z6WpQ?si=3aVn8ct8H4pysqDq
>>215275434>I’m getting your sloppy seconds but is still win because… because I just do ok?I wouldn’t dare to say this to anyone, just makes you sound like a cuck.
>>215275736a woman soldier at that
why is it so fucking hard to be a normal person? all my family and extended family are normal and I'm just a giant fucking loser. how do you wake up everyday and not immediatley think 'oh God I'm still alive'>Oh hello work colleague, how are you? wow thats so interesting have a wonderful day! *whistles on my way to the shop* hello sir I would like some eggs and milk! have to have the essentials! hahaha! did you see the latest sports event? it was brilliant! *goes home* ahhh, time to put the kettle on and watch some good old BBC! I better go to bed early tonight, I have an extra workshift tomorrow! *goes to bed*why can't I just be like that?
>>215275519I dated a girl who I wasn't really interested in, and then when she cut things off I was driven insane trying to get her back. It's a self destructive flaw some people have.
>>215275434>Can you stop coming up with fantasies involving my cock?
>>215278578Because you're a genetic dud. It's a good thing you won't pass your genes on.
>>215278578Because you sound like an absolute faggot thinking you're above small talk and sports and watching TV. What are your fine hobbies, young man? Browsing 4chan and jerking off? I guess you're just too enlightened for having sex and reproducing too.
>>215275434Yeah well just so you know, I never rubber up
>>215275541I never grew out of this. Now I'm 36 and married and I still try to fuck other married women. I actually have more sex now than when I was single and clubbing and shit. Yet if these women were single I'd never look at them twice.
>>215278578Just be that if you want? You didn't say what's stopping you.
