You need to be Stridermaxxing, brooding in dark crevices, smoking a pipe
>>215280041This aesthetic only works if you're handsome. For the average /tv/ poster, you'll just come across as a creep and probably wind up getting the cops called on you eventually.
>>215280107that's why I bring my own candle and tankard so they know it's okay
>>215280041This is the real strider.
>>215280041He's a bit too transphobic for my liking
>>215280107>only works if you're handsomebut that's virtually everything
>>215280041>tfw you go to the pub and all the corners are taken>and the lights are fully functional
>>215280170Why did they whitewash Aragorn?
>>215280170Agreed. With a tunic like that you know his balls could get splinters on that course wood chair, yet still he reclines, you know he doesnt care. You know he can handle it. Pants are for pussies.
>>215280204He was tanned swarthy from anlife of travel and hardship.
>What do you do?>I stride...
>>215280170why did they portray him as a native american in the animations?
>>215280041How a literal hobo was able to seduce an elvish princess?
You need to be Stridermaxxing. You need to glide onto the rooftops in Moscow. You need to grunt every time you slash your sword. You need robot helpers hovering around you. You need to outrun an explosion on a mountaintop then kill a mechanical gorilla.
>>215280204i think a better question is why did they make him a fucking indian in the cartoon
I cant smoke in Wetherspoons.
>>215280041>me at applebee's on dollarita night
>>215280290He was groomed by said princess
>>215280041But you know that modern equivalent of stridermaxxing is a vaping zoomer in a hoodie?Just saying
>>215280290They were basically cousins and both descended from the same Maiar. https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Melian
How did Strider transform into Aragorn? The movie does a shit job explaining it
>>215280041effortlessly cool
>dream to be aragorn>born to be wormtongueI'm grimamaxxing bros
>>215280235Literally me
>>215280517Aragorn (strider) to Aragorn (king of gondor)is the same asGoku (kaio-ken x10) to Goku (SSJ1)
>>215280919Aragorn and Strider have black hair
>>215280938This was a Newline flick, they could afford the extra hair dye. Toriyama wasn't afforded that luxury with the DBZ mangos
>>215280170>>215280204>>215280233>>215280278Aragorn was cast astonishingly accurate, and this baboozles the chuds.
>>215280041Anyone got the picture about the horse that recognzied Viggo on another set?
>>215280041sorry. being suspicious as fuck is the last thing i want to look like.
>>215280300he was Native American coded because the Ranger people originated from Númenor, it was a kind of proto-America, the place from which pipe-weed, potatoes and maize were brought to Middle-Earth.
>>215280041I am
>>215280041you can't even buy a hoodie like thatirl they're all round and barely fit over your head
>>215281562Numenor was Atlantis. Do you have a single source for these claims other than your personal asshole?
>>215281562>americans self inserting into british mythsGive up the cope dude
>>215280041>You need to be Stridermaxxing, brooding in dark crevices, smoking a pipeYour mom and I smoke crack before anal
>>215280041I'm doing literally nothing with my life but posting and watching television so I may as well be doing that.
>>215280107>This aesthetic only works if you're handsomeI guess you're out then, loser.
>>215280041It's 90-100F where I live 9 months of the year so it's doesn't seem possible sadly. The meta here is to be swole with a tight t-shirt.
>still are, really
>>215282335so put on a dark colored sun hoodie. stop making excuses
>>215282335You get to Haradmaxx instead
>>215280041smoking indoors is illegal and there is no dark crevice only wall to wall goyslop
>>215280170>injun aragornlmao no, bakshis version is trash
>>215280041I have no reason not to just puff my pipe and drink my ale in the comfort of my own home. Was Strider intentionally trying to get bitches in this scene?
>>215280041Im always Stridermaxxing
>>215284307No man he was just...striding
>>215280041God DAMN he is so fucking cool.
>>215280041It just reminds me how great smoking indoors at a public venue was. You will never stridermax zoom zooms.
>>215280041Sorry, this is the best I can do
>>215281980You're probably the biggest retard in this thread if you don't think Tolkien was educated enough to know about cultures outside of his own, especially American history. Most of his characters are analogs to real-world regions and peoples. He's fucking admitted this himself.
>>215281423wtf is this real?
>>215280107skill issue
>>215285316No you're legit just fantasising about Tolkien basing Aragorn off of your people and hoping no one has actually read his letters as a professor of Anglo-Saxon, who said he wanted to create a modern day mythology for the English people, and who's central protagonist is a King Alfred the Great figure
>>215285937Based completely random portly man enjoying his carrot out in the pouring rain.
>>215280107whats with people on the internet thinking cops will come confront them on everything? Have you people ever spoken or been approached by a cop in your entire life?
>>215280041Reall?
>>215280041What does he say here again?
>>215286728>I stride
>>215280107Creep is the wrong word. You'll just look homeless. Even if you are handsome, really.
>>215285973That is Peter Jackson in Bree :)
Nope we're Radagastmaxxing this winter
>>215280235>I rebelle
>>215280041Performative Stridermaxxing give me the ick
>>215282066close enough
>>215287265yeeeeehaaaaw LETS GOOOOO LADS, IT'S BACK TO NATURE SEASON
>>215286208my brother in Christ, read the post againhe said "getting the cops called on you"it's illegal to smoke indoors, and if they don't have their own security or don't try to remove you from their premises themselves, they will call the cops to come remove you
>>215287648>he said "getting the cops called on you"Ya, I know, and you say they will show up and confront you, which is what I said, why did you even add that?>its illegal to smoke indoorsnot everywhere, plenty of casinos let you smoke indoors, im sure you could find a dark crevice there and stridermax, why would they call the cops on you?
>>215285937God I wish that was me
Should Hacksonverse have included the grey company?
>>215280215Aragorn is no green recruit. He is well seasoned. His testicles are tough as old leather.
Did you guys know Viggo broke his toe filming this scene and that his cry of anguish was real? What are some other cool little known LotR trivia facts?
>tfw the young maiden is infatuated with you, she obviously wants you to be her man, but you know the age gap is problematic
>>21528832287 vs 22 bad. 2,700 vs 87 good.
>>215288033Find a casino and go smoke there, got it. Any more advice, Capt Autist?
>>215280170> short shorts zesty
>I-i merely wanted to...borrow it...>Yes, I know, Borrowmir, it's ok shhh
>>215288672Ya you could try las vegas, most casinos let you smoke there. Really almost all casinos let you smoke. You could also learn some reading comprehension, or are you afraid the cops will be called on you for opening a book?
>>215288308The explosion at Helm's Deep was done for real. They told the cast it would be done on a miniature, but Jackson wanted real reactions from the actors, so he killed a few of the extras. Vigo chipped his tooth when debris hit him in the face.
>>215288892This it correct T. Dead extra
>>215280041Give Gollummaxxing a chance
>>215288934This big fat autist at school could do a perfect Gollum impression physically and voice and everything it was embarrassing but to be fair he was really good at it
The Prancing Pony seems like a real comfy place. I wish there were inns like it in real life.
>>215289008It's the archetypal rural English pub. So, be rural and English. Definitely comfy as hell.
>>215289008Don't go to a rural English pub. There's werewolves about.
>>215289057Oh, poppycock. Wear a silver necklace and carry some wolfsbane, you'll be fine.
>>215289008You have these kinds of pubs/inns all over old towns in Europe, like Prague, Budapest or Bruge.Ate at one in Prague, cant remember the name of it though, but they also have all these pubs in old basements that have been around since the 1400s.
>>215280041Start doing this
>numenoreans were so assblasted that elves got to live forever they sailed west to try to claim immortality>despite being told by an emissary of the heavens that the just the elves were immortal and humans couldn't be>and despite that they were informed that they had an afterlife designed by iluvatar himself>they got so btfo by god that their entire preordained sanctuary got flushed into the ocean
>>215289128I need to go there before I die.
They were once men.
>>215289207Prague is pretty cheap though.
>>215289177>>they got so btfo by god that their entire preordained sanctuary got flushed into the oceanThis only happened because they would have wiped the floor with his precious Valar.
>>215289253Glad to hear it./mulls it over
>>215289128These are just fake attractions for wealthy tourists though. Nothing in them is genuine.
>>215280202This was an interesting movie
>>215289314THEY ARE NOT SHUT UP
>>215289279Go outside of tourist season as it is a bit of a touristy city.And bring a good drinking buddy because chech beer is fantastic.Hear good things about Budapest too, but I havent been personally.
>>215289314>Nothing in them is genuine.If anything in them were genuine, it would be a museum.
>>215280041I used to do this when I was younger and apparently a bunch of girls had a crush on me but I took it too far so I never talked to them or anyone really.
>>215288322Was this scene in the theatrical release? I watched the extended for the first time recently and I have no recollection of that scene being in the original.
>>215289865That scene is but the scene of him pump & dumping her in the stables was extended edition only.
>>215280170You mean this one
>>215289897I thought the graphic anal and closeup of the creampie leaking out was a little much but I'm not kinophile.
>>215288934>unhealthy pale skin>bald with a few gross strings of hair left>poor diet>talks to himself more than anyone elseI'm already Gollum.
>>215289964How old was Gollum anyway? Because I always thought he was alone in the caves jerking off to his ring for a really long time, and therefor by some definition is extremely healthy for his age
>>215288308Viggo for some reason lost his goddamn mind in these movies, in probably the absolute best way possible. He broke his toe and that was the take they used in the movie, but he also had a sword hit his face and busted out his tooth. He initially wanted to superglue it back on to continue filming, but the crew insisted on him getting proper emergency dental work, which was done so he could return to the set. He bonded so much with his horse that he ended up buying him, even bought Arwen's stunt double a horse since she couldn't afford it himself. In the fight with Lurch the orc at the end of Fellowship, the scene of him batting away a knife with his sword was all done in camera, so real knife, real sword.https://youtu.be/L8ec3SRTN8U?si=J_FUhtewRq1sZPQj&t=40Like, I don't know what came over him, but the man just went full pissing pure testosterone playing a wayward king that fights on front lines and slays elf pussy on the side. He must have just been an unstoppable force of nature during those fucking movies and probably wrote some crazy ass poetry about it all throughout the whole thing. And then there's what he did to Billy Boyd...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbRib-Sjh84
>>215290998*herself.
>>215284346kek
>>215288834still stuck on your initial bizarre reaction to anon mentioning the cops, huh?
>>215280202>You are losing my interest, and that is very dangerous.
>>215280819I wanted to be Boromir, but turned out more like Gollum.
>>215288308Samuel L Jackson refused to be in the movie unless his lightsaber was purple
they don't let you smoke indoors any more. is it good enough if I just sit with it in my mouth?
>>215285937Man he's really enjoying that nice plump carrot
>>215280041i tried to tell them about the night they didn't understandi tried to show them that there's beauty and there's magic in the airthey didn't understand the shadow in the light
striderpilled here, can confirm, getting too much pussy
>>215290998>>And then there's what he did to Billy Boyd...>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbRib-Sjh84lolz thx for sharing this
>>215289437Lol
>>215291848Is that why he's not in LotR?
>>215290998For me it was Lurtz’ actor being unable to properly pull punches in the fight due to the makeup fucking up his depth perception. Since the options were obviously fake punches or get hit, Viggo just said they should have a real fight and not bother pulling them.
>>215288965My friend did a great impression of him too. The physical part was spot on.
>>215292191yeah
>>215280041think he did this shit around the castle, just relaxing in dark corners, watching the help, crown on and everything. Not saying a single word, just smoking a pipe and watching people?
>>215290687He's 579, the ring gave him unnatura longevity (but didn't stop him turning into a freak)
>>215292215Why didn't they give him a purple lightsaber?
>>215292297Jackson (the good one) didn't want one of "them" on his set
>>215292313So you're saying Sam L simply showed up and demanded he be given a purple lightsaber or else he won't take part in the movie?
>>215292337You know how entitled they are
>>215292425What a fucking nigger
>>215280202>The ale comes in branded pint glasses>Have to go outside to smoke my pipe>Have you tried ordering using the app?Immersion ruined...
>>215291936Yeah that’s fine
>>215280041children's playground? the perfect place
>>215292258Probably, the dynasty he establishes is literally called the “House of Strider”
>>215290998Viggo is a good dudehttps://youtu.be/TFrINvEBqig?si=05Bk52l2A_GovxIk
>>215280172you can never been too transphobic.
>>215291811Many people are saying this
>>215280041you forgot stalking midgets and making sure they stay out of trouble
>>215280107I'm handsome and /fit/ and dress/act like this and people just think I'm homeless/retarded, but then again that's literally the point, to blend in and look like a vagrant poorfag.
>>215290687Old enough that any hobbit who knew him as a normal mortal is long dead and he forgot what a hobbit even was until Bilbo came along
>>215291848Zesty ass nigga
>>215280107this. youll just look like some autistic weeb going "tsch.. nothing personnell..."
>>215294638I turned out like samwise
kek
>>215294714In this house samwise gamgee is a hero
>>215294714Same but not in the wholesome chungus way like that comic. I’m fat, like beer, and don’t trust outsiders.
>>215280041Already on it.
>>215292258Yes, he unsettled Boromir sitting quietly in the dark, motionless, staring at him. You'd think he was just another statue
>>215280041pipes should make a comeback
>>215280041Who the fuck is that? THIS is the REAL Strider!
>>215288322according to leddit, any age gap over 5 is automatic pedobear status.walk away, nigger. there's no happy ending waiting for you there.>>215294714and by the end of the series, sammy lived happily ever after.
>>215280041The -maxxing suffix is fucking retarded zoomerspeak. KYS.
>>215280819lucky bastard, pic rel is me after signing up for the booty
>>215295919Get with the times grandpa
for me it's diablo 2 act 1
Strider made the right choice
>>215280107Thats true of all aethetics. Realizing you're ugly is kind of the worst moment of your life.
>>215286208NTA but people here who don’t go outside or are insecure think normalfags actually care about what they do when in reality they don’t give a shit. Smoking indoors is a very specific example that may lead to cops being called depending on location, but I see similar rhetoric on /trv/ about people wanting to solo travel or eat alone being afraid of having the cops called just cause they’re alone. The reality is that most people won’t do shit, and understanding that makes life a lot better. I’ve stomped around in public parks in camo and a gas mask with friends and haven’t once gotten in trouble
I tried to Stridermaxx and then a zoomer came up and told me that everyone calls me "anime guy" because of my aura
>>215294751BOSH
>>215298345You need the bartenders to tell the zoomers "that fella's name is Strider" when they inquire who that seriously cool fellow in the corner is.
>>215298345>and then a zoomer came upFalse. Zoomers are scared of speaking to strangers
>>215280041You need to start Woostermaxxing, wearing boating hats at jaunty angles, and saying what-ho.
>>215280235
>>215284400He's not even striding, he's sitting.How does one get the nickname Strider? Do you just walk a lot and people look at you and go, "Look at that guy, striding all over the place"?
>>215300065>How does one get the nickname Strider?serious question from you?
>>215300065>How does one get the nickname Strider?You stride
>>215280041For what purpose?
>>215300065This is how.
>>215280041I use corncob pipes so they know I'm extra racist.
>>215287265Does he canonically have bird shit on the side of his face?
>>215289913Based
>>215300267I constantly try to explain how good pipe smoking is to people and they never believe me
>>215294714You have 14 kids? Based.
>>215280296you deserved at least a (you) for capcomposting
>>215286208What if you’re smoking halfling weed?
>>215301191Does it not have the same deleterious effects of cigarettes or cigars?
>>215280107truke
>>215301338it's not good FOR you, if that's what you're asking Cigars and pipes aren't inhaled into the lungs but you can still get oral cancer from them, and nicotine is also not good for you. But good pipe tobacco is uniquely delicious, the occasional nicotine indulgence feels great, and a good pipe session with a glass of liquor in the back yard rates in the top 5 of all sensory experiences for me
>>215301338Tobacco is good for you. Raises blood testosterone levels, motivates you and has anti-parasite properties.Our clean organic tobacco was replaced with garbage cigarettes to poison us.
>>215281562Found the prairie negro
>>215301486all tobacco use is associated with higher mortality rates and poor cardiovascular health. all smoke inhalation causes cancer and reduces blood O2. >Our clean organic tobacco was replaced with garbage cigarettes to poison us.this doesn't even make sense. if they're trying to poison us, why do they also discourage cigarette use at every turn?
>>215280041>Strider?>I hardly knew her
did Arwen groom Aragorn?
>>215296865He made the right call. Èowyn probably smelled like horses anyway
>>215301585Aragorn was basically betrothed to her since he came into Elrond’s care. He groomed Aragorn for kingship and Arwen was a way of uniting all the various bloodlines
>>215280041or not
do you think guys who brood are really like aragorn inside? i know he was living in hiding and all that. but i dont think a guy like aragorn would brood as part of coming out of hiding, even. know what i mean?
>>215280041Why didn't the story follow the main character
>>215302460It did follow the One Ring more than any other character, anon.
>>215288322>>215288344Fantasy age gaps have a sort of statute of limitations to them. Once you get past a 100 year gap mark they stop mattering.
>>215302460Who was the main character?
>>215302642Sauron, the lord of the rings
>>215302642Maura Labingi
>>215280290>6'8 gigachad>hidden king>they met before he started his murderhobo days>mogged Sauron's forces for decades behind enemy lines prior to the War of the Ringjust bee yourself bro
>>2153038686’8?
>>215289177Aragorn's family remained loyal to Eru and didn't fall for (((Sauron's))) lies
What happens when the landlord politely asks you to leave?
>>215280041I hate the trope character hiding their face for the first scene and never doing it again
>>215289008There's a local bar near me in an old riverside slave-port that is located in large cellars deep underground. Very comfy. Somewhere in the midwest.
Does opening every double door like Aragorn returning to Helm's Deep count?
>>215304072You weren’t doing it correctly if that happens
>>215304156>Stridermaxxing>like AragornThink before you poast
>>215280041Gonna go do this at Buffalo Wild Wings
