I could’ve saved her from the Witch
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU!?!?!?
Couldn't save her from her receding hairline.
Why didn't she just blind the witch with her 5head
>>215281794She rejected me
How would you defeat The Blair Witch? It's impossible.
>>215281780Implying that she wasn't actually the witch.
>>215281816That's no reason to let a lady get witch'd
>>215281780She's so fat now
>>215281850Post it
>>215281842I have a lot of regrets
>>215281819Burn the forest down
>>215281819Did they try shooting it?
>>215281917
>>215281780i never saw the movie. worth it?
>>215281780>I could’ve saved her from the WitchMaybe, but she never would have escaped the VVitch, so it would have been pointless.
>>215282291JUST
>>215282351I have not seen it since the theaters but it was pretty unique at the time and a little zero budget movie made a big splash
>>215281780If I was there, all I can say is it wouldn't have went down the way it did.
>>215281819give her a good fuck
>>215281819Well seeing as how I'm not a bitch I'd just beat her ass.
>>215281780>RAAAAAAAWR>GET OUT MY FOREST>I'm a WOMAN
>>215281816Can someone tell me what the Festival Cut is?
>>215281816Just realized that they definitely both fucked her that night in the hotel room.
My favourite part was when she said “it’s Blair Witching time” and proceeded to Blair Witch all over the antagonist
>>215282351If you're the type that gets immersed in movies, then yes. If you enjoy Cinema Sins or Mauler videos, then no.
Ok but where's The Blair Wizard Project after all these years??
>>215282351God, no. Terrible film.
>>215283442How could they be turned on by that 5 head
>>215283798That’s what the whiskey is for.
>>215282351It was scary when i was a child and couldnt really tell the difference between it being real and a script. Wrestling was real to me too
>>215281780Didn't you watch it? She was the witch.
>>215281780She looks like there's a non-zero possibility she'll drink your pee.
>>215282351If you've already seen other found footage movies, you won't find anything special about it.
>>215284074The people who liked it saw it at the time, they were young and stupid and fell for the novel (for the time) advertising campaign.Not only did you have to be there at the time, you also had to be young and stupid.You can skip it.
>>215284074I like gonjiam and a few other found footage ones, but somehow i missed on blair witch. just didn't give a shit when it came out.
>>215281780What witch, there was no witch, there was nothing, just woods and then an abandoned house.
>>215282351Don't listen to the naysayers, they're all NPCs with no internal monologue. BWP is not merely a found footage gimmick, it's a horror classic with great pacing, a visceral sense of escalation and impending doom, tragically spiraling characters and evocative, mysterious world building. The final scene is phenomenal horror if you are even the sligthest bit empathetic.
>>215282291>that grandma blamed everyone else for her career failing and started selling weedDo Americans really?
>>215284163This. The film is terrible. People who hold this sort of tripe up as a genre classic are the people who give horror films such a bad reputation.
>>215284240>they're all NPCsNigger Punching Christians?
>>215284240anon gets itThat bitch sure was annoying though. I applaud the writers for designing a realistic woman.
>>215284313this nigga probably thinks The Shining is the best horror movie ever made
>>215284410Nope.
>>215284249Why do women eventually turn to weed and crystals/rocks
>>215284313>tripehaha what a fucking nerd who talks like that
>>215284529Sorry. To translate, the word you'll have in your terminally online limited vocabulary is "slop".
>>215281780could you have saved her from that 5head though
>>215284240The fact people can't tell this was written by chatgpt is concerning. We're not far from being facebook boomers falling for fake shit
>>215282291>the blair walled project
>>215281819Well, the Blair Witch relies on pagan magic rules, so a good way to start would have been destroying those effigies when they found them.I would've been carving the Algiz elk rune on every tree surrounding our campsite for the night, protecting us from the VVitch.
>>215284826Hell no, that would have made things even worse. Shit doesn't start hitting the fan until Josh knocks over that pile of rocks.
>>215282291I bet she has a really nice ass though.
>>215284855Rock piles are cairns. He knocked over a cairn, initially.The rock piles the witch uses are part of a binding spell, that was causing them to never leave the forest, and she was doing it at night so she couldn't be discovered.Destroying the effigies could have been a good move because effigies are not meant for the one being effigied to discover them. It gives the creator power over the individual who is effigied, so they can cast spells on them, so it would've made things harder for the witch to fuck with them.It also might have angered the witch and made her even more direct and aggressive, but they were doomed by just mindlessly hiking every day to begin with.If they believed in pagan magic, carving the Algiz rune would have counteracted either the binding stones or the effigies, possibly both. Protection runes are very powerful, which is why witches and sorcerers usually choose non-magic adept targets to fuck with using spells. But again, only if they believed they held power, would it actually work.
>>215284859Nah too fat
>>215285126hoh momma, she's got a prime dumper on her. I bet her riding you would be like a trash bag full of pudding falling on your groin repeteadly.
>>215281819Just stay home instead of going camping.
>>215282351If you're interested in watching a group of people legitimately lose their minds with fear, then yes it's really interesting. (coz the actors didn't actually know wtf was going on and their reactions in the film are genuine).
>>215285188This is incorrect. Stop spreading misinformation.They were filming a horror film and were told that the crew would fuck with them during the night and that they should try to act naturalistic.You probably think Eric Andre pranks are completely organic and involve random members of the public.
>>215285188Well, they knew they were making a documentary, and they were fed directions on what they were supposed to do, but their "lines" are almost non-existent, so almost all of the dialogue is just natural speaking. They weren't completely oblivious.
>>215285280>they knew they were filming a horror movieMy understanding of it>>215285292Is that they were told they were making a documentary under the guise of a student film. They had no idea that the people they encountered and interviewed were plants by the directors, and they had no idea if the Blair Witch was real or not. That's about as far as it goes though. They were also given smaller and smaller rations throughout, and surprised occasionally by the crew in the night unprompted.
>>215285126>that's too fatNGMI
>>215285126>too fatBruh...
>>215281819simpleshe's a woman, therefore i've already won the fight lmao
>>215285327Are you retarded?
>>215285642Are you?
>>215281780It's pretty clear from context that once they continue INTO the woods after Coffin Rock that they get locked in. At the point of Coffin Rock it may have been too late already (really nasty shit happened at Coffin Rock, as she explains), but if they had turned back right then and there they might have gotten out. By that point we're about a quarter of the way into the movie so it makes sense for the drama to ramp up around that point (the oppression begins, confusion and distrust start to set in at first, then some rain...)
>>215285791It is possible that the rock piles at coffin rock were a binding ritual to keep the spirits of the dead bound to the earth, and they mistook them as graves. Not sure what magic kept them rooted there specifically, but their presence definitely alerted the witch to them. I think knocking over one of the piles is a red herring. What really locked them in was staying the night, giving the witch time to bind them in, since they wake up between those stones again. That's when officially get stuck.
>>215285126Not bad
>>215285126Wood.
>>215284787
>>215281780>>215281819theres no witch. the 2 guys murdered her
>kicks the map into the river >FUCK YOU HEATHER ITS YOUR FAULT WERE LOST
>>215281780Nuh uh. loser
>>215285925Fair enough, but I don't agree. My take is that the shots right after Coffin Rock are when they get stuck, but they haven't realized it yet. They're just starting to realize that women suck at navigation, but it's actually them being trapped. Would have to re-watch for details but I've always taken that daytime period as "the moment". You could reasponably reply that the witch is strongest at night, which is certainly borne out in the film.
>>215286252I'm still not even sure if the Witch is acting alone. As it's mentioned early on, there was the guy who killed the kids, Rustin Parr, and then the woman, the Blair Witch, who's feet never touched the ground and was covered in hair.
>>215281819Literally just more people. There is power in perception itself because perception shapes reality. The more people you have the stronger "consensus reality" you can build vs a fractured one.
>>215282291She lived long enough to become the witch
>>215286455It definitely makes it harder for her, since there is a larger amount of people for her to take account of, and be wary of being caught by.Less-so of consensus reality being a thing, and more-so just too many people to capture and work magic against.
Do you think they fucked during filming?
>>215286436It was certainly the Witch/Rustin IMO, and maybe some other doomed spirits floating around. The seven cairns clearly refer to Rustin's victims, a number already established early on, and there are shown to be about ten or so stick figures, with one big hairy one (Elly) in the middle of it all. The three discovered cairns plus the above clearly show that the three are being added to the collection. The children who harass the tent at night are also clearly the ghosts of Rustin's victims.There is also an interesting (a)-symmetry between the two groups of victims. Rustin's MO was supposed to be that he would take the children in pairs and have one stand in the corner while the other was killed, matching the finale of course. But Rustin had an odd number of victims! So the odd kid out may have been a protean first murder, not yet fitting the MO, or perhaps the fourth and final pair had one kid who escaped and got back to the village, but this doens't seem to be the case, as Rustin comes into town himself and calmly states that "he's finished", fessing up himself. In either case, the odd kid out lines up with Josh, another odd kid out.
>>215284313Yeah but it spawned absolute kino
>>215286540Josh was a bit of a fairy in real life
>>215286526There's a reason why she works the magic at night, when people are sleeping or when you can't see 20 feet in front of you. Even in a situation with just two people, in broad daylight, staring at each other and having no blind spots she can't make them hallucinate or change the topology of the forest.
>>215281780Annoying fucking cunt that ruined the movie
Five head cunt, pick the thousands of other broads to jackoff.to FUCK
She could've had Renee Zellweger's career
Is the witch bullet proof??
>>215286653Gays not allowed
>>215284826>>215284855>>215285016Personally, I would have summoned a Jackie Chan Tulpa to defeat the witch
>>215286628Nah. She cute
>>215286610He was also the only one who ended up having a successful acting career.
Oh sh...
>>215286569Based Jim
>>215286754which one would you rather?
>>215286754THE CURSE OF THE DOORS
>>215286882Forgot pic
>>215286731was meant for this fag >>215286633
>>215286610>>215286540>>215286659God I miss the era of exposed tummy
>>215287025It's called a midriff.
>>215286182The map was making em move wrong, he had to get it on
>>215285352
Budget: $200,000–$750,000[3]Box office: $248.6 millionEZ money
>>215281780This movie is awful.
>>215286569oh man i had completely forgotten about the bare wench project
>>215281780Should have brought guns.
>>215285126you're tellin' me that farts come outta that thing?
>>215281780My buddy said she had great tits, I have never seen proof of this. WTF is he thinking
>>215283433That's the newer one. This is the original.
>>215286455>>215286526In the lore she killed whole parties of experienced hunters
At the end of the remake, there's a scene where she's running and momentarily there's a shot of a mirror, possibly showing either the Blair Witch, or some people say it's Heather's ghost, since it looks like she's wearing a beanie.
>>215281819impregnation
>>215288317At the beginning of the film they show part of the ending of the original film, but they add in a cartoony monster grow for the Witch. Some people say it's because the film is shit, and they're right.
>>215286167All three of them were on meth and the two guys each thought the other killed her so they came up with the witch story, not knowing she was really still alive.
>>215288566I've like to see Jason Voorhees fight a gaggle of meth heads. Sounds like some fun horror schlock.
>>215281819Not kick the fucking MAP
>>215287120>move wrongSAAARRR
>>215282351it's an acquired taste
>>215288317>Heather's ghostIt's supposed to be this. But still makes no sense
>>215288689It's definitely effective imagery, if you spot it, and feels eerie and unsettling. I don't see how it doesn't make sense. She died at the end of the first movie, and the ending takes place in the house she died in....?
>>215288648>don't fuck by my lakeOr anywhere, really. Nigger goes to space just to kill more people.
>>215288916He was forced into space, against his will. They violated the NAP.
>>215288317The idea of lost souls being bloody tormented and oblivious beings is terrifying to me.
>>215281819It is indeed impossible, the creators have gone on record and said the Blair Witch can:>Change the location of the forest and everything in it at will>Create time bubbles/move forward or backwards in time/slow time or speed up time in the forest and everything in it>Is immortal>Can be reborn in new bodies of those trapped in the forest
>>215289106>Can be reborn in new bodies of those trapped in the forestwtf, was Heather the Blair Witch all along?
>>215289119In the crappy sequel movie (which the writers of the original DID work on) you see the process of someone becoming a new Blair Witch body, but the outrage over it being the Blair Witch had them later retcon it to a "creature in evolution".The Blair Witch (Elly Kedward) has spooky long limbs because when she was tried for witchcraft they tortured her by hanging heavy rocks form her limbs while she was tied to a tree. Stretched her out like Gonzo in Muppet Treasure Island, I guess.
>>215289165forgot pic
>>215289178spooky
>>215282291Her head keeps growing lel
>>215284826I'd just beat her up, but barring that, this is a good option
>>215281780I couldn't have. I would have been shit scared and cried a lot probably.
>>215281819I would mentally heem her with Aryan VRIL (but unironically)
>>215285016Good advice. I will keep this in mind in the future.
>>215281819Force her to read reddit posts that are constantly linked on 4chan
>>215283440no
>>215282351Yeah, but it's already been ruined for you so you won't enjoy it the way it was intended.
>>215288678Kek
>>215281819Lure it out into an urban environment
>>215289165A fourth movie should really twist or exploit the whole fan idea that the witch's actions matter more than her own history
>>215281780Why
>>215289106> Can be reborn in new bodies of those trapped in the forestJust like palpatine in Star Wars the rise of skywalker!
>>215281819I watched this at my friends house when I was a teenager. His older sister was watched it with us. Her feet were really nice. I didn't catch any of the movie though.
>>215282291>>215281780Am I the only one who thinks the actress is crazy? Can a movie ruin your life that much?
>>215289106So she may have time-warped them to Rustin Parr's basement when he was alive and killing?
>>215292121It really fucked with her and probably has PTSD
>>215281780but could you have saved her from the vvitch?
>>215292448How can you have a PTSD about a movie 25 years later?>In 2020, she formally changed her name to Rei Hance. Hance stated in a 2021 interview that she was paid a sum of money for the use of her likeness in the sequel, but that it had followed eight years of "constant failure" in her life, and so she "took that money and just drove around North America, getting shitfaced for about two years, and hoping I would die. Like I did not want to be alive anymore." She subsequently relocated to Freedom, Maine, and became sober.That's not a normal behaviour. And she obviously doesn't have kids, which kind of proves how crazy she is since no one desided to marry her.
>>215284826>so a good way to start would have been destroying those effigies when they found them.They did that in the third one and caused one of the cast to be instantly broken in half.
>>215282351The dark woods were spooky the green monster thing was not.
I would've burnt down the entire forest in a wide ring to force the witch to the negotiating table
anon pls help me
>>215281819Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
>>215292560I can fix her. I'll let her know how much i liked Blair Witch Project and how i think she was amazing in it. That'll cheer her up and make her have sex with me
>>215281819mac10 extended stock + 3 clips in under my belt
>>215283575>the Blair Wizard lives on the other side of the haunted forest>just pounds brewskis all night and watches ESPN while grumbling about how his bitch wife took the Blair Kids in the Blair Divorce
>>215283575Why does Witch have such evil vibes to it while Wizard doesn't? Is it because subconsciously we all know women are evil?
>>215294176Don't stick your dick in a crazy. Especially crazy grandmas.
>>215294369You have "warlock" or "sorcerer" for evil male magic users.
>>215295248Men definitely won on the evil magic name front. Warlock goes crazy hard.
>>215281819id eat a lot of garlic and then take a big steamy shit in her cars air filter so when she turns on her aircon BAM garlic poop car haha
>>215281780This Witch is worse than the ones who gives out butter but they're both in Massachusetts. She probably puts that butter witch in the corner.
>Get lost in the wildernessWhy didn't they just use google maps????
>>215295452There's a butter witch in Massachusetts? Fuck they got goin on down there?
>>215295504They didn't tell you? Massachusetts has a witch problem.
Voiello stop it
>>215289106I'll believe it when I see it. Dumb witch didn't think to will into existence a nicer wooden shack.
>>215292560>She subsequently relocated to Freedom, Maine, and became sober.She did (maybe still does) own a cannabis farm.
>>215282291How can some people look like this when they're 50 but then you get Salma Hayek or Liz Hurley who haven't aged since their 30s?
>>215281819Box the shit out of her
>>215292121She probably got driven crazy by everyone telling her what her motivation was, THAT was her motivation!I assume this because if I knew her IRL I'd literally drive her crazy telling her about her motivation, because I can't help being a dick, and THAT'S my motivation!
But, the movie was the first viral marketing campaign. They really did have a fake police commercial on the radio talking about the missing three and the Blair witch. Back in that day, it felt real and you actually thought that it happened. It was actually pretty convincing. I remember seeing it for the first time at a friend's house, came home and was so freaked out I slept on my parents floor lmao
>>215286455https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_plague_of_1518
>>215295750That's really strange. I read about it before. They still dont know what the cause was, they said it was due to public hysteria but even that doesn't really explain it.
>>215286628This is literally why you dont fuck with anything that looks like an altar in the woods. Touch it, destroy it, bad shit is going to happen. Even if you believe in that sort of thing, people do, but I've always been skeptical about any form of witchcraft. Just leave it the fuck alone.
>>215295773Ergot poisoning doesn't seem too far-fetched.
>>215288199>the witch herselfIf I saw that after me in the woods, or really anywhere else id probably shit my pants and die.
>>215286167What about the paranormal stuff? It kind of fucks you your theory when you dont adress that. And having a speaker playing the sounds of kids is pretty stupid.
>>215295887they were all hallucinating due to some drug plant stuff in the forest.
>>215295898>drug plant stuffSeriously?
>>215285352Fark, that's the perfect figure imho
>>215295898That's the premise of a Ben Wheatley film.
>>215285126I love when women wear overalls with a tiny t shirt underneath. The straps press down and show off their soft tits and hard nipples poking out
To Americans in rural parts of the country, do you have a lot of these urban legends going on in your wooded areas? About weird witches or mountainfolk?
>>215283575A male witch is called a warlock.
>>215296538I sometimes hear owls in the woods late at night. They make creepy sounds. It will freak you out if you're not familiar with owl sounds.
>>215296754Screech owls, foxes, etc. They all make fucked up sounds. A fox sounds like someone screaming.
>>215296538Yeah, especially Appalachia
>>215284240Answer generated by LLMs. You won't fool me.
>>215285352Niggas from the bottom really like that
>>215285016NTA, but thank you, anon. I have your post saved now and if I ever have to deal with one of these PMS cranky bitches, I'll consult it to escape their fangs of the bitch. Do you think it could hinder me from accessing my smartphone? Does these spells affect electronic devices?
>>215286540>leaning back so she doesn't height mog themwhen will they learn?
>>215281797spbp, came to post this, etc.
>>215296538Not up where I live. Usually the explanation for anything that goes bump in the night in the forests up here is cougars. Their call sounds like a woman screaming, so the go-to advice if you're in the forest and hear someone screaming is to run the fuck away.
>>21529561650% genetics, 30% lifestyle and 20% botox lol
>>215296538I moved to the Appalachians and the natives here are all reclusive hillbillies. Lot's of stories about folkmagic.
>>215286569For me , it's the Blair Thumb
>>215282291>>215283102>>215284787>>215295616She's 50 and looks fine. She just has white hair. You people are hysterical.
>>215298049That’s what 50 looks like now?
This chick wasn't much of a looker to begin with, but she does sort of have that zoomer phenotype that zoomers think is hot.
>>215281780I love her so much in this. That scene where she's apologizing for bringing them there is legendary. It sucks that she's a fat hippie now.
>>215284074It's the most believable one of them all. It doesn't resort to any outrageous shit and the actors are very natural
>>215284787Why did I laugh at this stupid shit?
>>215286182A lot of good that map did lol He was based for kicking it into the creek
>>215281819Give her the D.
>>215287164Most profitable movie ever, to this day. It likely will never be dethroned, at least I don't see it happening.
>>215289165First, the creators of the original didn't work on it, they just took the check and executive producer credit, I think. Second, in the credits, that thing is named as Blair Witch, so they meant for it to be the actual witch and their backpedalling isn't supported by the movie (which is a giant piece of shit)
>>215281819Do a 360 and walk away unironically
>>215292560All the cast members got screwed out of their residuals big time. The movie made a gazillion dollars and all they got was a small independent movie paycheck, plus some money from the magazines, photoshoots, talk show appearances, etc. They went from complete nobodies to planetary stars on the cover of Time magazine and back to being nobodies in a short span of time. She just didn't take it well or couldn't adjust, probably went through a severe depression. Everyone's different. Josh went on to have a successful acting career and Mike went into a different line of work, showing up in movies here and there (I remember him in Altered).
>>215299169AKSHUALLY that's Paranormal Activity
>>215281780I'm the self inflicted, mind detonator, yeah
>>215296128>>215285352Look up lowkeydeadinside. Thank me later
>>215299494>>215299394>>215285126>>215282291Wait what’s this??
>>215281780I tried
>>215299638IMDB says nothingTried finding a torrent, could notGoogling it just turned up the blair witch facebook fan-group where someone asks about it or some Romanian site that says the same as IMDB
>>215299638SEXO
>>215299638She was born in 1979….
>>215281780>WitchThere was no witch. It was a red herring. They were filming a snuff flick
>>215283798>he doesn't get turned on by huge foreheads on cutiesngmi
>>215285683Not him but yes
>>215297792All the thumb movies were kino
>>215301252Name one woman who looks good with a massive forehead
>>215284390Most of the dialogue was just the actors improvising, it's why the film feels so natural, so the woman acted like a woman.
>>215301151>They were filming a snuff flickWho were doing the snuffing?
>>215302216>naturalAmateurish, you mean.
>>215298580This is what 53 looks like now.
>>215302318Some people are just unreal
>>215302153Rachel McAdams, prime Alexis Bledel, Kate "Queen Boyfucker" Beckinsale
>>215295616Because they're married to billionaires and rarely work.
>>215302250>Amateurish, you meanExactly. Authentic. Not spun for maximum effect
>>215285126
>>215302757Authentic bad acting.
>>215281819>buy the half square mile patch of land the woods is actually in>cut down all the trees>pave over it>put in a shitty strip mall to slowly decay and dieThere no more witch
>>215281819I would pray to Jesus.
>>215303013Kek
>>215282291FUCK
>>215285416
>>215281780What about the vvitch
might just watch this on vhs this halloween
>>215289178Why the reveal in such a way when she is going in the spaghetti sauce?
I could have saved her from the VVitch.
>saveonly Christ truly saves
>>215288566https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nc2C9PQJ2A
