>>215283054
youd lose your mind eventually

>>215283054
yeah,thats pretty much the plot of the movie,the city was fairly large and offered him a lot of stuff to do even if he couldnt scape.

>>215283054
it would be okay for the first hundred years or so but it would suck after that

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>>215283054
you'd have to see Ned Ryerson every day.

>>215283054
A single day sucks, really cuts down your ability to travel or enjoy anything that would take more than a day to do

>>215283054
I don't think I would mind. I'm not sure it would be meaningfully different from this existence. Human memory is shit and means you don't need much for essentially infinite entertainment. It's more interesting to consider whether we are already in such infinite cycles and human life is us forgetting the cosmic being we truly are.

>>215283116
no, literally just walk down a different street. not that fucking hard

>>215283054
id be too afraid of the loop ending to do anything truly evil so id be bored shitless too

>>215283054
imagine never getting far in a video game because you can't play your save game from the day before

>>215283116
just kill him everyday

>>215283116
you gotta be an optimist
>you get to knock some faggots teeth out every day for the rest of your life

>>215283116
you can bet in one of the loops phil sodomized ned and ordered to call him daddy.

>>215283054
>catched

I would have been shit in the 90s. But it wouldnt be as bad today as there is so much shit you can do now.

>>215283224
>id be too afraid of the loop ending to do anything truly evil so id be bored shitless too
I don't think you realise how much this says about you.

>>215283268

You have to think he kidnapped, raped, decapitated and ate every single citizen many times over.

There's probably a good horror film to be made actually, following this premise. Where the protag is left for like a trillion years and goes completely insane.

learning piano and shit like that would be kino. would only be a problem for normans

>>215283374
Why would he go insane? You people are just already insane and looking for an excuse to be savages.

I already live like this anyway and I have for over a decade

>Repeat the same day for two years
>Decide to to increasingly wild things
>Rape a woman and kill a couple of people for the hell of it
>The day doesn't reset

>>215283428
after a trillion years you would probably even forget basic things like how to walk and talk,because your mind wouldnt have anymore space than for random useless memories.

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>>215283054
I would become intensely familiar with whatever liquor stores that town had, and I think that's kinda sad.

>>215283480
this is what would happen

>>215283490
Why would you forget something you do every day? That's not how memory works neurologically. Now something interesting to consider is, what's happening there? Is his mind, or any mind really, in the brain? But I think even if he is changing at the neuron level through each day, your sense of how the mind would react is wrong. It's like saying you forget to breath or beat your heart when you're 90.

day after day after day, I'd rape everyone (and I mean EVERYONE)

>>215283580
You'd get bored of it eventually. And feel guilty. There would be no 4chan for you to perform your nihilism towards. Try sitting still for an hour, doing nothing. That's closer to what you'd experience.

>>215283054
rape

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>>215283054
>Would being stuck in a time loop really be that bad to where you want to commit suicide?
watch every single video at the local video store. read every single book at the library, rape ever woman within a days distance....would end up being a endless vidya side quest mission. once every conceivable side quest has been conquered, i could see it being hell..but you'd have a pretty comfy 1000 years or so first

>>215283374
There's definitely a bad horror film with a similar premise. It's called Kill Me Again.

Could you imagine how horrible it would be to come here every day and see the exact same threads?

how did he break the loop again?

>>215283741
He had sex

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>>215283741
He accepted Christ into his heart.

>>215283731
You can even see the same pasta several times per day

>>215283731
kek

What if it wasn't a time loop, but rather that you were traversing through different iterations of the universe and every day was actually a reality, so by the time you were done, a version of you would wake up the next day in every reality that you made?

>>215283786
Not my problem

>>215283054
I could be stuck in the loop forever and even then I wouldn't try to seduce that 3/10 he spent weeks on

>>215283786
English, please.

>>215283054
But it does become comfy. The first phase is hedonism, then comes despair, but after that he becomes selfless and starts cultivating a sense of gratitude towards his situation. The scene where he's sitting in a coffee shop and hears Mozart's famous C major sonata on the radio and decides then and there to learn the piano on a whim is one of the comfiest things I've ever seen in a film.

>>215283054
I'd just by a super Nintendo and speed run everything.

>>215283578
Yeah it all gets a bit fuzzy.

The idea seems to be that he keeps his mentality (he can learn to play the piano, learn everyone's name, etc, and he remembers everything) but the external world resets AND his own physical body resets too (so if he injures himself, kills himself, that gets reset).

But this means that e.g. you couldn't get fit. Imagine doing a ten mile run every day and eating healthily but you wake up the same fat slob every morning. Might be annoying.

>>215283955
Speedrunning induces mental illness. Play piano instead, like Phil.

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>>215283580
basically, your entire universe would just be some small vortex with one man raping everyone. sounds like hell, with you as the evil god.

>>215284041
Good point. On the flip side you could presumably eat like shit/smoke/drink every day and wake up fine
I haven’t watched this in years but fuck imagine if he happened to drink heavily the night before and woke up with an awful hangover, then had to relive that for the next 100 years of mornings. Fuck.
It goes without saying I’d have raped half the town by the first afternoon - before I even knew I was in a time loop

>>215283054
It was horrifying when the movie came out. Nowadays there are so many computer games you could easily spend 100,000 years playing them all. If you are in major capital city you can even get mostly anywhere on Earth within 12 hours giving you 12 hours more to explore other countries and cities. Even more if you can get there faster. If you would be stuck in London or say Bangkok you could explore whole Europe or Asia everyday.

>>215284041
he’d know though he can push himself as hard as possible and have no consequences
you can sprint until you die and then just wake up fine

>>215284056
You got the causation backwards

>>215283054
How far of a drive is it to Miami? I would try to go somewhere and feel warmth to get away from that bitter cold Pennsylvania weather.

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>>215284087
>imagine if he happened to drink heavily the night before and woke up with an awful hangover, then had to relive that for the next 100 years of mornings.

>>215283163
Back then yes. Today he could go anywhere I guess, or at least most of USA.
>>215284041
>But this means that e.g. you couldn't get fit. Imagine doing a ten mile run every day and eating healthily but you wake up the same fat slob every morning. Might be annoying

It means you could have chemsex orgy every day without your neurons and dopamine being fried. Or take heroin every day and always feel amazing.

>>215284112
If computer games was your first thought you're not gonna make it.

>>215284185
Kek. This. Isn't the guy like 50? He'd be bored of computer games already.

>>215283054
How long would it take you guys to realize you were stuck in a time loop? I’d put it at about 5 days for me

>>215284087
>>215284125
>>215284159
Yes he does take advantage of this doesn't he? He eats all those cakes and things and Andie MacDowell says "It's good to see a middle-aged man just throwing fear away" or something.

Definitely the advantages of "body reset" outweigh the disadvantages (unless you have a toothache or something going into the first morning, haha).

Here's another thought for the low-budget horror sequel / remake:—

What if you are this guy, and you have a blast for a few years, and then you find there's a second guy in the town who is repeating too?

How would that play out?

>>215284144
Years since I watched but isn’t one of the key plot points at the start of the movie the fact that the roads are all closed/blocked due to the weather

>>215284203
Don't you listen to the radio or anything like that? You'd cotton on quicker than that, surely.

>>215284144
I asked Deepseek AI about locations that he could by car and still spend 8-12 hours time exploring

Primary Mode: By Car

This is the most flexible and likely method. Let's assume a conservative round-trip drive time of 12 hours, leaving a solid 12 hours to explore. This gives a one-way radius of about **3-6 hours of driving**.

---
**Major Cities (3-5 Hour Drive)**


1. **Pittsburgh, PA (~85 miles, ~1.5-2 hours drive)**
* **Why it's perfect:** It's the closest major city. He could have a long, luxurious dinner, see a symphony or a hockey game, visit the Carnegie museums, and still have hours to wander before heading back. He could even sleep in a Pittsburgh hotel before the reset.

2. **Cleveland, OH (~135 miles, ~2.5-3 hours drive)**
* **Why it's perfect:** Easily reachable. He could spend a full day on the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, the Cleveland Museum of Art, and enjoy the nightlife on East 4th Street.

3. **Buffalo, NY (~155 miles, ~3 hours drive)**
* **Why it's perfect:** A straight shot north. He could visit Niagara Falls (a major tourist destination he'd definitely want to see), explore the Albright-Knox Art Gallery, and get famous Buffalo wings.

#### **Scenic/Historic Getaways (2-4 Hour Drive)**

For when he's tired of city life and wants nature or history.

4. **Allegheny National Forest, PA (~60 miles, ~1.5 hours drive)**
* **Why it's perfect:** A vast wilderness for hiking, kayaking, and solitude. He could spend 12 hours on a long, contemplative hike without seeing another soul.

5. **State College, PA (Home of Penn State) (~90 miles, ~2 hours drive)**
* **Why it's perfect:** A classic college town. He could attend a lecture, wander the campus, visit the Palmer Museum of Art.

6. **Gettysburg, PA (~160 miles, ~3-3.5 hours drive)**
* **Why it's perfect:** As a newsman, he might be interested in the history. He could spend a full day touring the battlefield and museums.

>>215284203
You’d have to be retarded to go past 12pm on the second day and not realise that everyone is behaving/saying the exact same things as yesterday…
Maybe one more sleep just to make sure but 5 days is literally Down syndrome tier

>>215284185
>>215284199
I am 45 and I am not bored of computer games.

>>215284237
He can get an all terrain car or something.

>>215284241
The radio is the same thing every day as is most of /tv/
>>215284276
I don’t go outside or talk to people. My last text to someone else that wasn’t automated is from June

>>215284228
>What if you are this guy, and you have a blast for a few years, and then you find there's a second guy in the town who is repeating too?
Id have to sprint to his room and smother him to death at 00:01 every single morning to avoid the shame of running into him and him knowing I’ve raped every single woman in the town (even the really fat ones)

>>215284087
>I’d have raped half the town by the first afternoon - before I even knew I was in a time loop

I think just about everyone would do depraved stuff after long enough simply to do something different (unless they just go catatonic or something).

The question is, HOW LONG TILL THE FIRST MURDER?

It might not be very long at all because you would easily rationalize it that the people are all resetting so you aren't doing any real harm.

You would think of them like NPCs in a video game. I think most men would try a murder out within the first year.

>>215284228
It would be like the race to the rocket launcher at the start of a death match.

>>215284302
You would both have raped each other so many times you might be at ease in one another's company.

Or not.

>>215284144
>>215284257
Did you goobers forget about the snowstorm shutting down all the interstates and airport?

>>215284237
The Strategy: "Snowmobile + Dirt Bike Combo"

1. **The Snowmobile Leg (Early Morning, 6:00 a.m. - 9:00 a.m.):** Used to traverse the unplowed rural roads and fields surrounding Punxsutawney. This bypasses the official road closures. Let's assume he can cover **~50-70 miles** in 2-3 hours on snowmobile through a combination of fields, frozen streams, and unplowed backroads.
2. **The Dirt Bike Leg (Mid-Morning to Evening, 9:00 a.m. - 10:00 p.m.):** Once he reaches a major, cleared highway (like I-80) or a town where the roads are plowed, he switches to the dirt bike. With **~13 hours** of ride time, he could cover an additional **~400-500 miles** at an average of 35-40 mph, including stops for gas/food.

**Total One-Way Range: ~450 to 570 miles.** This dramatically expands his potential destinations.

>>215284316
i think the average person would only resort to a depraved act in the hope it actually breaks the time loop

>>215284316
I’m killing as soon as I figure out it’s definitely a time loop and that there are no repercussions, then sleeping one more night *just* to make sure
Probably like day 5?
My first instinct though would be that I was on some kind of hidden camera/Derren Brown type show and the entire town was filled with actors so you’d have to do it in a way that they’d jump in and stop you if it were just a prank show. Like walking through town with a massive offensive weapon first

>>215284371

Already on this


This is a fantastic "maximalist" approach that perfectly suits Phil's eventual problem-solving skills. Combining a snowmobile for the initial blizzard conditions with a dirt bike for longer-range travel on cleared or secondary roads would give him the ultimate hybrid vehicle for breaking out of Punxsutawney.

Here is a list of locations reachable using this method, based on the logic that the snowmobile gets him past the initial road closures and to a point where he can switch to the dirt bike for higher-speed travel.

Of course. Using the "snowmobile + dirt bike" combo to bypass the initial blizzard, here is a simple list of locations Phil Connors could reach, starting from Punxsutawney and grouped by general direction.

**Midwest & Great Lakes**
* Pittsburgh, PA
* Cleveland, OH
* Toledo, OH
* Detroit, MI
* Columbus, OH
* Fort Wayne, IN
* South Bend, IN
* Chicago, IL (at the very limit of range)

**Canada**
* Toronto, Ontario

**East Coast / Appalachia**
* Altoona, PA
* State College, PA
* Allegheny National Forest, PA
* Harrisburg, PA
* Baltimore, MD
* Washington, D.C.

**Local Area (Reachable primarily by snowmobile)**
* The rural areas and frozen lakes around Punxsutawney
* The shores of Lake Erie (e.g., Erie, PA)

>>215284371
Here is a list of locations Phil could reach using the snowmobile/dirt bike combo, with estimated travel times and the leisure time he'd have at each destination.

**Assumptions:**
* **Trip Start:** 6:00 AM
* **Loop End:** 6:00 AM (next day)
* **Travel Time:** One-way travel time from Punxsutawney.
* **Leisure Time:** Hours available at the destination before he needs to sleep or the loop resets.

---

### **Short Hops (High Leisure Time)**

* **Pittsburgh, PA**
* Travel Time: ~2 hours
* Leisure Time: **~20 hours**

* **Altoona, PA**
* Travel Time: ~1.5 hours
* Leisure Time: **~21 hours**

* **State College, PA**
* Travel Time: ~2 hours
* Leisure Time: **~20 hours**

* **Lake Erie Shores (Erie, PA)**
* Travel Time: ~2.5 hours
* Leisure Time: **~19 hours**

### **Medium Journeys (Solid Day Trip)**

* **Cleveland, OH**
* Travel Time: ~3.5 hours
* Leisure Time: **~17 hours**

* **Columbus, OH**
* Travel Time: ~4.5 hours
* Leisure Time: **~15 hours**

* **Harrisburg, PA**
* Travel Time: ~4 hours
* Leisure Time: **~16 hours**

### **Long Hauls (Full-Day Adventure)**

* **Baltimore, MD**
* Travel Time: ~5 hours
* Leisure Time: **~14 hours**

* **Washington, D.C.**
* Travel Time: ~5.5 hours
* Leisure Time: **~13 hours**

* **Detroit, MI**
* Travel Time: ~5.5 hours
* Leisure Time: **~13 hours**

* **Toronto, Canada**
* Travel Time: ~5.5 hours
* Leisure Time: **~13 hours**

### **Pushing the Limits (Arrive for Dinner)**

* **Fort Wayne, IN**
* Travel Time: ~6.5 hours
* Leisure Time: **~11 hours**

* **South Bend, IN**
* Travel Time: ~7.5 hours
* Leisure Time: **~9 hours**

* **Chicago, IL**
* Travel Time: ~8.5+ hours
* Leisure Time: **~7 hours** (Would arrive in the late afternoon)

>>215284413
So let's say he makes it his goal to rape every living creature in this radius.

The trouble is, he can't keep track of who and what he has raped, because he can't make notes. Anything he writes down vanishes in the grand midnight reset.

He has to remember everything . . . and he would just lose track.

It's a noble endeavour but it's just not practical.

>>215284413
Haha yeah escape *to* ohio or detroit
All the places you listed are worse than philly.

>>215284144
He can spend around 8-10 hours per day in Miami

### **Summary of the Ultimate "Phil Connors" Air Travel Day**

* **6:00 AM:** Wake up in Punxsutawney.
* **6:15 AM - 8:15 AM:** Snowmobile/Dirt bike to Pittsburgh Airport.
* **9:30 AM:** Board a pre-planned flight.
* **12:00 PM (Noon):** Land in Miami.
* **12:00 PM - 10:00 PM:** **10 hours** of beaches, Cuban food, and South Beach nightlife.
* **10:00 PM:** Board a return flight (or simply wait for the reset).
* **6:00 AM:** Wake up back in his bed in Punxsutawney.

>>215283496
hey, you probably wouldn't get any hangover. At the end of the cycle I would have drank every bottle in town and snorted every grain of drugs there is

>>215283054
Wasn't the loop specifically made to make him mad? If he enjoyed this kind of stuff he'd be punished in a different manner.

>>215283054
>check out book from public library
>remember which page I'm on for when the day resets

>>215284499
Here is a list of destinations Phil could reach by plane, with travel and leisure times.

**Key Assumptions:**
* **Leg 1 (Ground):** 2-hour snowmobile/bike ride to Pittsburgh Airport (PIT).
* **Leg 2 (Air):** Flight time from Pittsburgh.
* **Total Travel:** Sum of ground + air time.
* **Leisure Time:** Hours available at the destination before the loop resets.

---

### **Destinations from Pittsburgh (PIT)**

* **Miami, Florida (MIA)**
* Travel Time: ~4.5 hours (2h ground + 2.5h flight)
* Leisure Time: **~12 hours**

* **Dallas, Texas (DFW)**
* Travel Time: ~4.5 hours (2h ground + 2.5h flight)
* Leisure Time: **~12 hours**

* **Orlando, Florida (MCO)**
* Travel Time: ~4 hours (2h ground + 2h flight)
* Leisure Time: **~12.5 hours**

* **Denver, Colorado (DEN)**
* Travel Time: ~5 hours (2h ground + 3h flight)
* Leisure Time: **~11 hours**

* **Cancun, Mexico (CUN)**
* Travel Time: ~5.5 hours (2h ground + 3.5h flight)
* Leisure Time: **~10.5 hours**

* **Los Angeles, California (LAX)**
* Travel Time: ~7 hours (2h ground + 5h flight)
* Leisure Time: **~9 hours**

* **Seattle, Washington (SEA)**
* Travel Time: ~7 hours (2h ground + 5h flight)
* Leisure Time: **~9 hours**

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>>215284087
kek'd

>>215284316
>>215284380
>>215284395
>phil decides to try killing, because why not? Everything gets reset, so what does it matter?
>becomes addicted to the thrill and realizes he was a dormant serial killer all along
>some days, he tries for high scores. Reaching several dozen kills on his best day
>others, he picks one unfortunate target and brutally tortures them for as long as possible
>eventually, he has murdered every citizen of Punxsutawney hundreds of times
>and Rita? Thousands.

>>215283054
Depends, while not ideal, the time loop the guy has in palm springs where he is at a wedding doo, can get fucked up and plow a semi decent amount of women would not be bad.
I would not mind it if i had loads of luxuries and vidya and was on my own all day, but the vidya never saves would be fucking cruel.

>>215283731
At least youd be able to mindfuck some anons by predicting all their posts.

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>>215284087
>drink heavily the night before and woke up with an awful hangover, then had to relive that for the next 100 years of mornings.
I'm up to 5 years of this loop. I'm tired of this episode.

>>215284546
The fact you didn't insult me and just posted robot makes me worry that all the human posters here are being killed and replaced by bots a la invasion

>>215284590
predicting their posts? you could make a thread at say, 12:02 and dox every single poster who is fated to come across it (you individually charmed every single anon into giving you their information)

>>215284546
I miss the days of weaponized autism as opposed to just ai slopping numbers.

>>215284528
I just checked he can go to Washington D.C. and rape the president


Washington D.C. is one of the most reachable major destinations for Phil.**

Here's a breakdown of how he could get there and how much time he could spend in the city.

### **By Ground (Snowmobile + Dirt Bike)**

* **Travel Time:** **~5.5 hours** (one-way)
* **Leisure Time in D.C.:** **~13 hours**

**Sample Timeline:**
* **6:00 AM:** Wakes up in Punxsutawney.
* **6:15 AM - 11:30 AM:** Snowmobile and dirt bike ride to Washington D.C.
* **11:30 AM - 12:00 AM:** **13 hours** to explore the National Mall, museums, monuments, and have a nice dinner.
* **~12:00 AM:** Finds a place to sleep (or simply waits), resetting back in Punxsutawney at 6:00 AM.

>>215284638
>>215284648
AI and myself are one Believe it or not

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No way I would kill someone or do anything else immoral if put in a supernatural mysterious hostage scenario, you are just asking for god/angels/djinns/aliens/transhumans to judge you sinful and punish you with eternal suffering

>>215284664
shut the fuck up retard, stop filling the thread up with AI spam

>>215284664
>he can go to Washington D.C. and rape the president
Something like this would turn into that Tom Cruise movie where he has to keep trying to storm the beach against overwhelming odds.

Keep on and on failing but learning more . . . where the security service go . . . what visitors are expected that day . . .

You could e.g. learn every single door entry code just by trying every number, one per day, until you got them.

I'm sure eventually you could indeed rape the president. Maybe that would break the loop.

>can afford 24h worth of booze and rental movies
most of this board would be in a century long coma

>>215283116
NEEDLENOSE NED
NED THE HEAD
BING!

>can do whatever you want, never have to age, don't have to work, can eat cake all day if you feel like it
Boomers found this *spine tingling*

>>215284734
Fuck spending 5.5 hours commuting every morning just to try that. You’d give up after day 3

It depends on what day it is. Saturday or Sunday would be nice, workday wouldn't be as nice (Except you could just not show up obviously). And you'd run out of shit to do. Repeat a year over and over sounds nicer but again, depends on the year.

>>215283731
Now that's witty, good post.

>>215284609
I asasume the 2nd anon would do a surreptitious kind of killing first to test it. Maybe not even a human for starters. I'm a weenie hut junior that wouldn't want to do that - I don't even in vidya. What would be the dream team to me would be if anything you kept on your person carried over - not for theft but be able to write and write and write and save it all. Course then the horror idea of you pass out and forget to wear your usb necklace and whoops all that writing is gone :^)

>>215283731
You can make your own threads with new topics.

>>215284717
My 'spam' has a 100% more useful data-to-insult ratio than your contribution.

>>215284766
Sure but after a thousand years you might try something really hard like that just to give yourself a goal.

>>215284734
>you’ve done it, Phil. You sodomized the leader of the free world.

>>215284828
not him, just chiming in to say I skipped all your posts

>>215284683
>I'm a shitty indian bot
At least you're honest. How much of this board is your shitty posts?

>>215283116
You’d get to rape Ned Ryerson every day.

>>215284734
Here's the breakdown with clear numbers:

**1. Travel to Washington D.C.**
* **Travel Time:** **5.5 hours** (snowmobile + dirt bike)
* **Leisure Time in D.C.:** **13 hours**

**2. Mission: Breach White House Security**
* **Phase 1 (Recon & Infiltration):** **5 years** of loops
* Learn blueprints, security shifts, and protocols.
* **Phase 2 (Trial & Error):** **15 years** of loops
* Repeatedly attempt entry, learning from thousands of fatal failures.
* **Phase 3 (Final Obstacle):** Discovers the **1 hidden agent** in the Oval Office anteroom.
* **Phase 4 (Final Optimization):** **6 months** of loops
* Perfect a plan to neutralize the final agent.

**Total Estimated Loops for Mission Success:** **~20.5 years**

>>215284894
All of it meat

>>215283054
It would be an upgrade for me. I'd start with getting really good at bowling, pool, and darts. It would also be funny to play against someone you personally know and seeing how they react because they remember you sucking recently.

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>>215283054
How many 12-14 year old girls do you think live in Punxsutawney?
Asking for a friend.

>>215284734
>I'm sure eventually you could indeed rape the president. Maybe that would break the loop.
Maybe you could learn to get nuclear codes and set off nuclear war before reset. If each loop is a infinite alternative world what a way to say fuck you to your and that worlds version

>>215284766
>Fuck spending 5.5 hours commuting every morning just to try that. You’d give up after day 3
I commute 4 hours to my work back and forth every day.

>>215284953
I wonder how godlike Phil is at… just about everything when he gets out. We know he’s a great pianist and ice sculptor. I believe he also is shown studying at the library in one scene.
Would Rita end up getting sick of him being better than her in every conceivable way? Knowing every bit of trivia, displaying insane mastery built up over thousands of years at every stupid game and minor skill imaginable?
She doesn’t seem bothered by his ability to flip cards into a hat, but that sort of thing would start to get under your skin eventually.
>hey, wanna go bowling?
>no. Phil will just get 300 again.

>>215284991
as in it takes you four hours to commute there and back every day, or it takes you eight hours to commute there and back every day?

>>215284991
Fucking brutal. I was going insane on a 1 hour trip each way. At that point I'd just move.

>>215285043
>>215285054
4-5 hours total. I live with my dad.
If I would move it would mean losing 50% of my salary to rent.

>>215284991
Dad, is that you?

>>215285091
No,just a 45 year old man child. When my dad dies I am selling everything and buying cheapest studio to play video games for 10 years and then off myself.

>>215285083
My time is more precious to me than money. Might be why I'm poor but I'd rather have all my time to myself then be like boomers who get 3 hours after work to polish their 80 grand truck's fender.

>>215285195
Easy to say when you live in rich country. Here I would simply starve without money for food after rent.

>>215283574
>kill animals
>kill the homeless
>work your way up to black people
>day still resets
>kill a random white guy
>day goes on
>go to jail forever

>>215284875
<GOOD ENDING CUTSCENE>

President in fetal position on Oval Office floor, sobbing quietly . . . Phil sitting at his desk, feet up, cigar in mouth . . .

>>215285181
Can i come visit? Haven’t played any couch coop in ages.

>>215285220
I do. Most weeks I choose between booze or food. I usually choose the booze.

>>215285260
Imagine the newspaper headlines.

>>215283085
If you had a massive collection of books you could read them and never get bored. You could read anything.

>>215283054
How long did he actually stay in the time loop?

>>215283247
You could read books and save your dopamine receptors dumb fuck

>>215283085
It would probably be like when you get really old, you mind goes out of focus and you can think straight anymore, before a mental death..

>>215283480
>>215285257
Now here’s the question. Assuming you spent sufficient time in the loop beforehand, could you convince a jury you’re innocent by reason of temporary time loop?
Display your extraordinary knowledge of the inhabitants of Punxsutawney and random skills. Get your entire family to testify that, no, you couldn’t play the piano 3 days ago.
If you really convince the jury that you were trapped in a time loop for hundreds of thousands of years, would they let you off? You only killed/raped because you were positive that the negative impact would be erased come the morn.

>play frogger irl on the highway
>the time loop resets or you stay dead or you get organ harvested if you survive

>be in time loop living the same day for years and years
>ends
>be unable to cope with the change and have a mental breakdown

>>215285318
Didn’t the creator say it was hundreds of thousands of years?

>be in time loop for 50 years
>commit heinous crime as you think the timeloop won’t end
>time continues as per normal
That shit would make me paranoid.

>>215285366
Didn't Jodi Arias try this one after her other twenty-three strategies failed?

>>215283054
The movie didn't show it that well, but he literally did everything.
They left out the most deprived shit. The man who left that loop was something akin to an evil god.

>>215285042
>become gigasage with thousands of years of experience
>time loop ends
>take ordinary people off the street
>turn them into talented people in less than half the time a prestigious teacher could
living the dream

>>215285499

GROUNDHOG DAY
SCREENPLAY
2ND DRAFT

TITLE CARD: "DAY 123,660"

INTERIOR
PHIL'S ROOM

EXTREME CLOSE UP

PHIL SITS ON HIS BED LOOKING LIKE PRIVATE PYLE IN THE BATHROOM IN FULL METAL JACKET

CAMERA SLOWLY PULLS BACK TO SHOW HIS ROOM IS FULL OF HEADS

>>215285558
He’s charismatic, too.
Post-loop phil could become the biggest religious figure since Jesus Christ.

>>215284380
>mfw I would intentionally wait years for a deprived act in the hope that it DOESN'T break the loop

>>215283054
Life is already practically a time loop I don't see the difference other than live media.

>>215285318
Around 30 years

>>215283116
The truth nuke is that the cycle ended when he bought life insurance from Ned.

>>215285499
>>215285558
>>215285572
AI claims that even if he would wake up in restored body eventually after a thousand years or so the accumulation of experience would mean instant damage to neurons and state of catatonia.

>>215285759
Ned was a trickster demon god all along. This is how he gets people to buy his life insurance. Just loop them until they eventually decide to buy it.
He does it to literally everyone he meets.

>>215285780
Wouldn't he be catatonic then at the start of every loop after a while? Why would the effect be different when the loop breaks? He always wakes up with the accumulated experience after all.

>>215285852
Practically a jew.

>>215285855
AI claims it would be fine for first 100 years but then neurological damage would accumulate too much due to experience and memory

>>215283054
I'd be too paranoid to steal/rape my way to happiness. I just know the second I rape my coworker the groundhog spell will lift and that's the version of me I'll be stuck as.

>>215285852
>doesn't experience the loops from his perspective
>just notices his customers all go insane overnight
>internally laughs and pretends to not know why

>>215285970
I guess AI is wrong then. Whatever evil entity trapped Phil in the loop also counteracted the neurological damage.

>>215283054
>muscles still develop otherwise he couldn't play instruments
>brain still develops likewise
He should've just continued to train, learn, and when the loop eventually broke he would've been a demigod figure

>>215285997
Would you still rape though if you could just talk anyone into having sex with you willingly?

>>215285312
>if
He was stranded in a podunk town isolated from the rest of the world due to a freak snow storm.
There was also a deleted scene (or maybe it was in the script) where he tried to keep track of time by going into the library, reading one page of a book, and then going back the next loop to read the next page. By the end he had gone through the whole library and just gave up on keeping track of how many times he had relived the same day.
You also have to remember the character he's playing is a total and completely miserable piece of shit.

imagine going to 4chan and reading the same posts everyday.
wait...

Sometimes I just want to chill for a hundred years

>>215286135
>not making every OP in the catalogue moments before it is posted by the actual OP
>not replying to posts before they're made

>>215283054
Your mind resets every day too. You're trapped living today on infinite loop, and destined to repeat every action exactly as you've done today. I've been trying to reach you for hundreds of years, I'm not sure if this will make it but I have to try. Read this an realize.
Now look at the clock. You have until midnight to become self-actualized. Free yourself, break the loop.

>>215286174
32 years and counting

>>215286231
>the "bots" are actually Bill Murray crying for help

he spend like 100 years out of eternity JUST to fuck the groundhog.

>>215286026
If you are resetting time day after day to trick someone into having sex with you via deception then that’s basically rape by modern consent standards anyway so you may aswell just hold her down day 1 and fuck her until the stops resisting

>>215285970
Shut the fuck up and tell that Al guy to suck my cock.

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>>215283054
time is horrific because it passes, being stuck in timelessness where you know what to expect sounds like heaven.

>>215286310
You must be from Sweden

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>>215286347
stasis is death

>>215283116
Ned is good people and I’d buy him drinks every time then mess with him like explaining conspiracy theories because it’s fun

>>215286135
>Memorize all of the posts that get the most (you)s
>Wake up early so I can make the posts first
>Get significantly less (you)s

>wake up
>another Groundhog Day thread where they are all talking about how much raping they’d rape
Meta

>>215283054
he was stuck in it for like several thousand years no?

>>215283054
>catched

>>215286414
You forgot the last part
>realize it was a samefag all along

>>215286505
In the original script its explicit that he was in there for like 10,000 years, which I think has some buddhist or taoist symbolism.
But in the actual movie itself they don't bother with a number. Ramis said in some commentary it was several decades.

>>215285366
The let that ukranian stabber out of 20+ felonies lmao this is ez

>>215286638
>you and that samefag are stuck in the same loop and are in different states but can use 4chan to communicate and work together to solve the curse

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>>215286752
>solve the curse
nah we're just going to complete combos

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>>215286699
Yeah but Phil is the wrong color so that cheat code wouldn't work for him.
>>215283054
How many times do you think he tries the local Indian restaurant before learning his lesson?

>>215283330
that he's not a mentally ill creep like you faggots

>>215283054
>Groundhog Day
>catched
>rape
>/thread

>>215286638
I hate it when my (You)s are a samefag and it makes me look like I'm being a samefag. I'm not sure if that guy was the iron chef of trolling or someone that was desperate to draw more attention to the post.

>>215283163
I was thinking about this recently. I like drawing and painting, and it would be quite a bummer to have everything I create get erased when I go to sleep. No permanency is cool for fun without consequences, but you could never do anything meaningful either.

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>>215283731
KEEEEEEEEEK

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>>215286871
art is about creation
once you can see past the illusion of permanence you're more free to create

>>215286930
Don't lecture me about art, hippy.

>>215286832
You said you'd be bored unless you did something evil.
I don't know how to say it any clearer.

whats the most complicatedly evil thing you can do in a day? City wide fire, knock out the power freeze everyone to death, Race riot?

>>215285780
AI is used to dealing with strictly pajeets, whose little brown brains would surely explode. Superior Aryan cortexes would easily integrate the added experiences. East Asians would also manage just fine.
And nogs would never notice they were caught in a time loop to begin with.

>>215287227
Knock out the power, go and shoot up a nursery and pin it on [ethnic group] or [ideology], personally take part in the spreading of misinformation, set fire to [ethnic neighbourhood] or [religious building], watch the chaos unfold.

Though I think Groundhog Day's town is entirely white, so the plan would have to shift into something else. But you could effectively create mass panic and fan the flames.

>>215283731
"Would"?

>>215287227
How could you cause a riot like that on purpose?
Phis would need to control the media to make up a narrative
And it would help if everyone was idk stuck inside unable to leave

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>>215287443
i think the Tulsa race riots popped off after one false sexual assault accusation

>>215286018
He did and he is.

>>215287443
Phil does control the media. He can report whatever he wants everyday. Fine tune and craft his message of panic to reach the biggest threshold of fear.

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Palm Springs did it better

Ramis has gone on record saying there’s one character who sees that Phil is caught in a time loop.
Be it Angel or demon, which character do you think it is?

>>215287937
The bartender.

>>215287937
he was dismissive of Phill's shadow magic.

>>215287929
>Palm Springs did it better
I'll have to remember that.

>>215286135
>catched

>>215286253
Nah, today was actually pretty decent. I'll stay here.

>>215283741
by converting to islam

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>>215283731

>>215283691
Filtered. That movie was awesome.

>>215285334
The bookmark would return to its place from the previous day.

>>215286848
out fucking skilled

>>215284447
There's also the whole getting a hold of the vehicle in question; locating it, (stealing it?), ensuring that it works properly for the journey, the risk he's ultimately taking going anywhere in such shitty conditions.

>>215284228
that's called Palm Springs. A dude at a wedding goes into a time loop, one night decides to bring a chick along into the loop, and she finds out he's been in a loop with another guy he brought into it and he's hunted by the other guy. It is a romantic comedy though

>>215283054
It depends on what day it is and what is happening.

>>215289957
Remember the page?

>>215287168
wasn't me

has it ever been revelaed why it happened?

>>215284087
strong finish to the post

>>215285334
I read Dostoewski

>Deleted scene where him and Phil fly a jet into the World Trade Center

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>>215284257
>>215284413
>>215284447

>>215284608
Me to anon. I wake up every morning and shout at my reflection in the mirror
>You have to stop this!!!
Can't quit cold turkey without dt's so I grab 2 beers after work and say, just these 2... and then just like in the movie I cut to waking up in my bed again and do it all over again.

>>215285312
Not if you break your glasses

>>215285366
If I was a juror I would become convinced you had raped me in a previous loop and vote to convict

>>215284228
He would be noticed pretty quickly (as in days to maybe a few weeks), given that the other guy wouldn't be behaving the same way every day, and his actions would also make the other people behave differently through interacting with him.

>>215285852
Kek, this is now my official head canon.

I go insane just hearing the same song over and over on television. I can't imagine every conversation, every sound, having that same effect.

>>215287937
The groundhog obviously.

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>Then put your little hand in mine

>>215286135
4chan isn't the same every day. It just gets worse as time passes.

>>215283731
I don't have to imagine

>>215283247
I'd just get good and finish it in one sitting :^)

>>215283480
>Get send to prison
>time loop starts again

>>215283054
the ending to this movie was so bad... after all of that, literally getting to know every single person in that town its... :D

I feel like they could've written it better

>>215284808
still...

>>215283247
Just stick to older games that have you put in a code instead of having a save file.

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>>215295468
You're wrong

>>215295770
his final line just feels so uncharacteristic to his development. He becomes this poised man then instantaneously once he steps outside he's smiley. It just ramped up

>>215283330
anon almost every man has had a time stopping/rape fantasy

>>215283054
If he can learn skills, could he work out and get a better body or would that reset every day? Cause being the all knowing, infinitely skilled Uber Chad would not get old.

>>215283116
How many days did he set aside to torment and kill ned?

>>215295208
I thought he was snowed in

>>215293953
It's set in the Interstellar universe

>>215284702
That's a very nice image, do you mind if I save it?

>>215286802
This has to be a gag

>>215285366
Yeah, I don't think admitting to other crimes is going to help

>>215283377
you could learn piano now but you won't because you're a loser

>>215296558
It takes a lot of money and you will never ever be sufficiently good at it if you don't start when you're a child.

>>215283054
Eventually yes but first you could just fuck all of the women right there with no law consequences

>>215283088
>the city was fairly large
When the movie was made, the population of Punxsutawney was around 6500 and dropping fast. It was economically depressed and most of its young people moved away as soon as they were college age. There would have been very little to do there that was interesting beyond fucking with the people.

>>215284447
The movie makes clear that whatever force is making Phil repeat the day wants to keep him in Punxsutawney. If he tried to escape overland or any other way, it certainly would have the ability to create insurmountable roadblocks, maybe going so far as to simply reset back to 6am again as soon as Phil "escaped". Still, he might as well have given it a try before going the suicide route.

>>215297307
pretty much everything in the city is overloaded by the holiday influx of tourists, with a little good faith you can extrapolate a number of ways his attempts at 'escape' would go awry in cosmic ways

>>215283054
The reason of the movie is unity between the sexes; the sequel should be centered around a woman (to become full circle). She could comedically try to take men out in the town and bed them.

>>215297307
>>215297382
Why not escape using humans as living horses and dismembered skull as the wheel

>>215283054
I wouldn't mind for 10-20 years or so. I would finally be able to finish my backlog of books, movies, anime, tv shows and potentially even games if they can be completed in just one day but after that and all the raping it would start to get boring

>>215298019
Imagine a long awaited new installment of your favorite franchise is about to come out and your time loop is the day before its release. For decades each day you hear the hype at its maximum level but you never actually get to watch the new release. Blue balls forever.

>>215298106
>Imagine a long awaited new installment of your favorite franchise is about to come out
I get to live in the world where modern hacks never get to ruin my favorite franchise?
Damn this keeps getting better and better

>>215287929

no